Kicking your nose in the face?

Hearing this word, Wei Zi couldn't help but shake his head, I really don't know who kicked his nose in the face these days. Wei Zi was reluctant to compete with that Director Qu, but people wanted to compete with Wei Zi instead.

Looking at this fat policeman wearing a police uniform, called law enforcement, and actually escorting Director Qu, Wei Zi couldn't help but sigh: "Could it be that the state gives these guys the right to enforce the law, and they just enforce the law?" If that's the case, then you're really going to have to compete with these people. ”

Since there is a competition, it is necessary to make a comparison, in addition to replacing this evil breath, but also to let these law enforcers know how to enforce the law as a law enforcer.

Thinking of this, Wei Zi couldn't help but smile. Yes, Wei Zi smiled, the smile was a little inexplicable and a little infiltrating.

Seeing the inexplicable smile on Wei Zi's face, the fat policeman suddenly had a feeling that the second monk couldn't touch his head.

"Head, I heard that the car they drove had a Yanjing license plate." Just when the fat policeman was overwhelmed by Wei Zi's smile, a little policeman behind him stepped forward and put his head into the fat policeman's ear and whispered.

Hiss!

Hearing the news, the fat policeman couldn't help but gasp coldly, and said secretly: "Yanjing! My obedient man turned out to be from Yanjing, this is amazing, it is at the feet of the Son of Heaven. As the saying goes, when you arrive in Yanjing, you don't know that you are an official. If he collided with that great god, then his fate would be miserable. ”

Thinking of this, the fat policeman looked at Wei Zi, who was still standing in place casually, and after giving Director Qu a look, he walked out of the ward.

"Director Qu, aren't you hurting my brother? I heard that kid is from Yanjing. Out of the ward door, looking at Director Qu who came out, the fat policeman couldn't help but complain.

Glancing at the fat policeman who was a little nervous, Director Qu escaped from his pocket a pack of the best Yellow Crane Tower, took out one from it and handed it to the fat policeman, and then lit it for him personally, and said, "Lao Xu, don't be afraid!" “

took a deep breath of the best Yellow Crane Tower, this fat policeman known as Lao Xu did not shy away from it, and said bluntly: "Lao Qu, can I not be afraid?" Look at that kid, he clearly didn't take us seriously. I think the kid is not small! ”

Gently patting Lao Xu's shoulder, Director Qu said, "What's wrong with coming from Yanjing?" As long as we get hold of him, it doesn't matter where he came from? Besides, I have long figured out the situation in their family, and it doesn't matter anything at all. ”

After finishing speaking, looking at the embarrassed expression on Lao Xu's face, Director Qu gritted his teeth, took out a stack of red tickets from his pocket, and quickly stuffed them into Lao Xu's pocket.

"Lao Qu, what are you doing here?" The fat policeman Lao Xu said with a displeased expression.

"Lao Xu, we are all old friends, is your nephew still waiting for that girl's kidney? Help! Help! Director Qu moved with affection and understood with reason.

As for the fat policeman Lao Xu, he seemed displeased with Director Qu's actions, but in fact, he secretly put his hand in his pocket and touched it, feeling that the thickness was okay, so he said casually: "Old Qu, our relationship naturally goes without saying." As long as I can catch this kid's handle, I'm willing to help! ”

Seeing that the fat policeman Lao Xu finally relented, this Director Qu secretly scolded him in his heart, and said: "I have already thought of the handle." Just now this kid said that he was his brother's comrade-in-arms, but if you look at him, he is clearly only seventeen or eighteen years old, like a high school student, how can he be his brother's comrade-in-arms. So, you just need to start here. ”

Hearing Director Qu say this, the fat policeman Lao Xu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "That's right! If this kid is really a soldier, we just need to look at his credentials. If he doesn't have a document, then he's a fake. Even if this kid has documents, we can say that he is fake. ”…,

Seeing the fat policeman Lao Xu on the road like this, Director Qu burst into tears, as if he had met a relative, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, Lao Xu, let's do it." ”

In Director Qu's earnest gaze, the fat policeman Lao Xu re-entered the ward with a righteous and awe-inspiring momentum of generous death.

Looking at the fat policeman Lao Xu, whose expression was completely similar to that of the two of them when he left the ward just now, Wei Zi sneered, knowing that the fat policeman and Director Qu must have made some kind of deal after they went out just now, otherwise the expression on his face would not have changed so much.

However, Wei Zi is afraid! Answer: If you are afraid of a ball, you will not come!

Isn't it just pretending to be forced to step on people! It's not like I haven't done it. Looking at the amazing fat policeman Lao Xu, Wei Zi suddenly felt like laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Lao Xu, the fat policeman who walked into the ward, couldn't help but be annoyed after seeing the smile on Wei Zi's face.

Touching his nose, Wei Zi continued to laugh: "What? Can't laugh or laugh? Who says you can't laugh in the hospital? ”

"The hospital doesn't have that rule, but as a suspect, you can't laugh right now." The fat policeman Lao Xu said angrily.

", this is giving my brother a horse!" Seeing that the fat policeman was not good, Wei Zi said secretly.

Seeing that Wei Zi was silent, the fat policeman Lao Xu thought that Wei Zi had succumbed to his majesty, and while he was happy in his heart, he couldn't help but nod secretly.

That's what it is! He is a policeman, and Wei Zi is a suspect, even if he is not a suspect, as a flat-headed ordinary person, he should be afraid of himself, so it is justified!

"You said you were my brother's comrade-in-arms?" After a pause to make his momentum look more sufficient, the fat policeman Lao Xu asked. said that it was a question, but judging from the expression of the fat policeman Lao Xu, it was clear that Wei Zi was being interrogated as a prisoner.

Blinking his eyes, Wei Zi said, "Yes!" What's wrong? ”

After realizing the fact that Wei Zi is his brother, the fat policeman Lao Xu said in a deep voice: "What's wrong? If you are a member of the military, please show your ID. ”

"Papers?"

As soon as the fat policeman Lao Xu said this, Wei Zi was suddenly depressed. The reason why Wei Zi said that he was his brother's comrade-in-arms was just to make his appearance less abrupt and to accept him. After all, psychologically, it is easier to accept the identity of a soldier.

But now, such a move has become a breakthrough for others. Judging from the situation at the scene, this fat policeman Lao Xu is clearly running for his own loophole. After all, Wei Zi's age is there, no matter how he pretends to be, it will still arouse the suspicion of others.

Touching his nose, Wei Zi said, "If I say I forgot to bring it, do you believe it?" ”

"Huh!" Hearing Wei Zi say this, the fat policeman Lao Xu suddenly laughed.

Not only did the fat policeman laugh, but even Director Qu and Director Mei, who were standing outside the door and listening, also laughed.

The laughter of these people has already explained it, Wei Zi knows that if he can't get the documents that can prove his military today, he is afraid that he will really be identified as a liar by these people.

As for the one on the side, listening to the fat policeman Lao Xu say this, he also cast his eyes on Wei Zi's body.

To be honest, I was also very suspicious of Wei Zi's identity. After all, the unit in which the Black Panther served was highly secretive, and it was impossible for Yi Wei Zi's age to enter this highly classified unit.

chose to believe in Wei Zi, just because the feeling that Wei Zi brought was very similar to the feeling that the black panther brought, which was a feeling full of sunshine, justice and infinite security.

Looking at Chen Xuening, who looked nervous, Wei Zi touched his nose and said with a smile: "It seems that if I can't prove my identity as a soldier today, we won't be able to leave." ”…,

Although the fat policeman doesn't look very good, he has not been in the police for a short time, and from Wei Zi and Chen Xuening's expressions, he can still see a little abnormality, so when he heard Wei Zi say this, he was secretly happy in his heart, but he said in a deep voice: "Of course!"

"Alright! Since you insist, then I'll find a way to prove it to you. ”

As he spoke, Wei Zi took out his mobile phone from his pocket, found Chen Xuefeng's phone, and dialed it directly in front of everyone.

Being able to receive Wei Zi's call, Chen Xuefeng was very surprised. Although he was training with his soldiers, Chen Xuefeng still pressed the answer button.

"Ah Zi, why are you thinking of calling me today!

Listening to Chen Xuefeng's hearty laughter on the other end of the phone, Wei Zi looked at the fat policeman Lao Xu who was standing beside him and listening, touched his nose, and said to Chen Xuefeng on the other end of the phone with a smile: "Big brother, do you remember the veteran named Black Panther?" Now Xiaoxue and I are visiting his house to visit his sister, who has leukemia. ”

Speaking of this, Wei Zi looked up at the nervous expression and said, "Yes, it's him." Now the comrades of the Public Security Bureau suspect that I am not a soldier. You also know that I'm sloppy, and I forgot to bring my documents when I left, so let's see if you can prove it to me. ”

Speaking of which, Chen Xuefeng on the other end of the phone couldn't hear the meaning of Wei Zi's words. Although he didn't know what happened to Wei Zi and his sister, Chen Xuefeng still said without hesitation: "Fuck, give the phone to that bullshit policeman." ”

In China, the military generally does not bird the police, and the police know that they can't control the soldiers, so they have a natural fear of the soldiers.

However, when Wei Zi handed the phone in his hand to the fat policeman Lao Xu, who knew that this guy's face sank, and said: "A phone call wants to prove your identity, who knows who the person on the other end of the phone is?" Maybe it's an accomplice you've arranged a long time ago? ”

When Wei Zi made the call, Director Qu's body standing on the side couldn't help but tremble slightly, thinking that this time the matter was in vain. However, after listening to the words of the fat policeman Lao Xu, Director Qu couldn't help but give the fat policeman Lao Xu a thumbs up in his heart, and at the same time applauded his move of giving money to the fat policeman Lao Xu just now.

"These days, it's still good to make money!" Director Qu sighed secretly.