Chapter 351: The Same Disease
"You...... It's good to know. The woman was also completely speechless.
"Sister, your eyes are swollen, your breath is insufficient, and your left eye is a little whiter than your right, which means that you have a disease." Zhang Yang glanced at her, pursed his lips and said with a mysterious expression.
"Nonsense, you're sick."
The woman was stunned for a moment, and immediately retorted angrily, but opened the drawer again and took out a small mirror to take a look.
The eyes of the office staff immediately focused on the woman, of course, they were all aimed at her eyes and eyeballs, and at a glance it was indeed as Zhang Yang said.
Of course, women do have a little disease, but they are not as strict as they say, are their eyelids swollen? More whites of the eyes and less of them? It's all psychological.
"Hurry up and get out, it's work time, how can I let you mess around?"
Liao Gaoge couldn't sit still, and while shouting loudly, he stood up and walked out angrily, with a big gesture of hands-on.
was originally a ruffian, but he was nothing more than putting on the coat of the director, and it was normal for him to be angry and angry.
"Director Liao, after you listen to me, I am also thinking about your body." Zhang Yang was also anxious, and even his face was red, and the blue tendons on his forehead were exposed.
"Good for me?" Liao Gaoge was stunned for a moment and asked curiously.
It's not that he doesn't want to do it, the key is that Zhang Yang's expression is as if he wants to do his best, which shocked him, not to mention that Zhang Yang still shouted for his own good, and he was even more confused.
Not only him, but the faces of everyone in the office were full of surprise and doubt, even Hua Tinglan was confused.
"Yes, Director Liao, you must not be angry."
Zhang Yang looked around at the other people in the office and pretended to be embarrassed and said, "This illness can't be known to others, let's go outside and I'll tell you again." ”
He said this deliberately to provoke Liao Gaoge, and the more mysterious he said, the brighter the eyes of the others in the office became.
As for Liao Gaoge, how can he be afraid of being known by his own employees? What's more, if you don't believe his words at all, you will definitely not agree to go outside.
"What are you going out of? Lao Tzu is not sick at all, if you have anything to say, you can get out of here when you are done. ”
"In that case, can I just say Director Liao?"
"Say."
"Alas, Director Liao and this sister have the same disease, so I won't say anything about the disease."
Zhang Yang paused and continued: "Because this disease is related to the place below the person, the early symptom is that if you impulse, you will be incontinent......
"Fuck you......" Liao Gaoge's facial features began to distort, his eyes were about to pop out, and he swung his fist at him without waiting for him to finish.
There are two reasons why he is so angry, the first is of course that he is not sick, Zhang Yang said that he has this disease is simply too damaging, so he can't help it.
And then Zhang Yang said in his mouth, don't say anything sick, in fact, Nima's earthlings know it.
also said that he had the same disease as a woman, doesn't this mean that the two have an unclear relationship?
Of course, the two of them do have that kind of thing, but with so many office personnel being exposed, they naturally can't accept it.
At the beginning, he was embarrassed to Hua Tinglan, because he couldn't get it, he did it, how many people were willing to make it clear?
What's more, he still plans to put some effort into Hua Tinglan, but now it's good, he was told that he was sick and had a relationship with a woman, so it was obvious that this matter would be in vain.
"Director Liao, don't be impulsive."
Zhang Yang shouted nervously, and when he hurriedly dodged, he had an extra silver needle in his hand and stabbed into the Kwai vein point in his abdomen.
The Kwai pulse acupoint controls the excretory system of people, and to put it bluntly, people's behavioral ability is controlled by the cranial nerves.
And he stabbed this acupuncture point, coupled with the domineering invasion of Jiuyang True Fire, which was equivalent to cutting off the control function of the cranial nerves.
Just like many elderly people, although they seem to be very conscious, the older they get, the more fragile the cranial nerves become, and they gradually lose the most basic ability to dominate, and it is understandable that they are incontinent.
Burst!
With a sound like tearing pants, it was particularly harsh in the tense office.
Liao Gaoge was stunned, although he couldn't control it, it didn't mean that he didn't feel it, and he was still very clear about the sticky piece in his pants.
The drug production line is naturally very clean, so the work clothes are also off-white, and he is a leader, so the clothes are also very clean.
At this time, the front of the pants slowly became wet, and the liquid flowing out of the trouser legs exuded the smell of urine, and even worse, a large stain on the back of the pants was also revealed.
At this time, he was no longer excreting normally, but directly turned into a rectum, and a lot of undigested things were squirted out in one go, and the smell can be imagined.
"Director Liao, I'll take a look at the workshop."
"I'm going to the bathroom."
"I didn't take a copy of the document in the office building, and now I'll go get it back."
……
The staff in the office began to find various reasons, and ran out in a puff of smoke, and a few female comrades ran out directly with their noses pinched.
There are still the women and Hua Tinglan and Zhang Yang left just now, and the closed office has a good effect, and the stench is disgusting and makes people breathless.
The reason why the woman didn't leave was because she was completely stunned, and she suddenly heard that Zhang Yang said that Liao Gaoge had the same illness as herself.
At first, I didn't believe it, but now that the facts are in front of me, my psychology fluctuated under the panic, and I gradually believed what Zhang Yang said.
Who of the two infected whom? I'm no problem at all, except that my husband has been with him, and it's obvious that he infected himself.
"Director Liao, I said don't be impulsive, you have to be calm about this disease." Zhang Yang comforted with cunning.
"TMD, you must be women outside, and you got sick and infected me, no wonder your wife divorced you."
After the woman paused for a moment, she finally reacted, and she didn't care about being embarrassed in her excitement, so she directly grabbed Wen Jiàn on the desk and threw it at Liao Gaoge.
"Get out of your mother's next door, I haven't touched a woman for half a year, I've always been fine, I got this disease after touching you, and you still have the face to blame me?"
Liao Gaoge was originally a ruffian scoundrel, and shamelessness is his strength, but this time it is not a matter of being shameless, it can be described as not being able to raise his head in this life.
What's more, he was more worried about his condition, it was so evil that he had to feel frightened, and it was normal for him to be so angry under fear and anger.
"It's you who women, otherwise how could your wife divorce you?"
"My wife's divorce is about you, and the paralyzed self is not clean and infects me? You're a slut with a thousand people riding ten thousand people. ”
Liao Gaoge's swearing words are as good as those of shrews.
"You still want to make people listen to the orchid, and if they don't agree, they will ruin their reputation, it's just not as good as a beast."
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"Let's go, Zhang Yang." Hua Tinglan wanted to laugh, but she couldn't laugh in such a foul smelling environment, so she pulled his arm and turned around and walked out.
Zhang Yang immediately followed, and behind him came the woman's crying scolding, and of course, the man's angry roar.
They all thought that the office staff had left, but in fact they were all hiding outside the door of the workshop and quietly looking inside.
Even the assembly line workers in the workshop stopped what they were doing and looked at the scene in the office in surprise.
"What a retribution."
It can be seen that Hua Tinglan is extremely happy in her heart, and her walk has become much lighter, and she turned around and continued with a smile: "I am so happy today, I finally let out a bad breath. ”
It is undeniable that a woman with a charm like her smiles more beautifully, as delicate and charming as a fully blooming flower.
"Well, I'm happy for you, too." Zhang Yang responded with a smile.
"What disease do you think he has? How can it be so weird? ...... before impulse"
When I said this, I guess I also felt disgusted, but I couldn't control the excitement in my heart, and the flowers and branches of my giggles trembled.
"It should be a lack of morality."
"Come on, although he lacks virtue enough, he doesn't have this disease at all."
Hua Tinglan's eyes rolled, her eyes stayed on him and asked suspiciously, "Is it your ghost?" ”
She remembered Zhang Yang's words and actions after entering the office, and immediately understood that he was the ghost, otherwise how could such a strange thing happen?
"I'm just worried that they won't be able to do anything for you in the future?" Zhang Yang admitted it from the side, and also expressed his worries.
Since Hua Tinglan didn't want to change jobs, she had to return to Liao Gaoge's management, and now he didn't think too much about it under anger and fright.
But once I calmed down, I went to the hospital for a check-up and asked the doctor, although there was no direct evidence, but slowly I would guess that I was the devil.
I'm not afraid of him, the key is that he will definitely count this account on the beauty in front of him, so I don't know if I helped her today? Or did it hurt her?
"Afraid of what? Isn't it hard for me now? Big deal fire me. ”
Hua Tinglan replied very simply, and continued happily: "It is estimated that he will not have the face to continue to stay in the company." ”
Hearing her say this, Zhang Yang breathed a sigh of relief and said: "This kind of person is shameless at all, who wants him when he leaves here?" ”
"Well, you're right, but today's events are rumored to be a laughing stock, and he can't raise his head, let alone be as arrogant as in the past."
"Sister Hua, don't you produce medicines in your production workshop?"
Since she didn't care, there was no need for Zhang Yang to continue to worry, so she changed the topic and continued: "Why is the production line all packed with medicines? ”
"You're talking about what kind of ingredients are used to make medicines, right?" Hua Tinglan understood what he meant and asked.
"Yes, I'm studying medicine, of course I want to know the ingredients of medicines, and it doesn't matter about packaging."
"What a stupid brother, except for commonly used drugs, other drug production will not disclose the manufacturing ingredients."
Hua Tinglan stopped and continued: "The formula of ordinary drugs is transparent, but the special drugs are different, for fear of leaking the formula ingredients, the sales of coagulation cream were very good, so naturally it will not be produced in the workshop, so they are all finished products and sent over, and they can be packaged and sold." ”
"And where did they get it?" Zhang Yang has also thought of this problem-
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