Chapter 615: The Birth of a Family (End)
"The six of them have to sleep in a very cold position, and they will also be stepped on by the people who go to the bathroom," Liu Zaishi explained the misfortune of the six, or rather, his own misfortune, trying to arouse the sympathy of the latter two.
"Don't say it, it's useless," Hee Cheng vented his bottom.
"Uh......" Liu Jae-seok was very hurt and could only announce the start, "The six most controversial ones, now start to announce." ”
The most controversial, is there?
It's already confirmed that it's him, what's the dispute.
That being said, it was up to two girls to choose and they would put a dustpan over the heads of the six.
Hee Sung secretly glanced down at the waiting side, Liu Jae-seok closed his eyes with a nervous face, and although Yin Zhongxin was smiling, he was also smiling very reluctantly, Jin Xiulu was a little apprehensive, and he was not confident that he would not choose himself.
Even if it's the top three, they can't be calm, who knows if it will fall on their heads, and the reversal in variety shows is also a highlight.
Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin glanced at each other and threw the dustpan on Yoo Jae-seok's head.
The other men all breathed a sigh of relief, with Liu Dashen lying on the gun, at least he would not be the first.
"Ah, am I more ...... than Yin Zhongxin" The humiliation at the bottom, even Liu Dashen was angry.
Yin Zhongxin shook his hair very tuggingly, "I'm also attractive, okay?" ”
"Five, pick out five, really," Liu Zaishi stared at Yin Zhongxin, and concluded that this old boy was no better than himself, and must be sleeping next to him.
Yin Zhongxin's smug expression was suddenly swept away, and he looked at Jin Xiulu beside him, a little weak.
In fact, both Yoon Chung-shin and Kim so-ro are very uneasy.
No one wants to be compared with others, although the sad position of the sixth has been "taken first" by Liu Zaishi.
"Get out, get out," Lee Hyo-ri pushed behind, but Yoon Zhongxin was cheating. It's just that he doesn't want to get out of the ranks, as if he can take away the shame of being selected as the fifth.
"Yin Zhongxin, you are the fifth, stop pretending," Liu Zaishi gloated and grabbed Yin Zhongxin, and the depression of being selected as the sixth just now was finally partially alleviated.
In his opinion, at least he was as expected, and Yin Zhongxin thought that he could rank fourth, but he fell to fifth.
That's the gap.
"Don't have too high a high opinion of Xiulu," Yin Zhongxin didn't forget to say to Jin Xiulu before leaving. This person is no different from Liu Zaishi, and the principle pursued is that I am happy if I know that you are not doing well.
"Yin Zhongxin Xi doesn't want to accept it yet, I already knew that you would be fifth, I really don't know where you got the confidence to stand in the fourth position," Liu Zaishi smiled.
The fourth was indeed Kim so-ro, and Lee Hyo-ri's baton was directly on his shoulder, announcing that he was out of the game as the fourth.
Three of the lower circles. It's basically a collection of older youths, and they're naturally not convinced.
What can you do if you are not convinced, just spit out two more sentences, and the remaining three Xicheng, Dacheng, and Tianxi. They can only watch.
"There's something wrong with our positioning," Mr. Liu sighed.
The three of them are in charge of being funny, and they have nothing to do with idols.
"You yourselves stand according to your position, four, five, six. You can't blame us," Park Ye-jin said, discerningly. It's true, none of these three people squeezed into the upper circle. It's as if you know that you belong to the lower circle.
"We are self-aware," Yin Zhongxin found a merit for himself.
"We decided to choose Xiaoli as the two," Liu Zaishi is still lingering so far, he has always felt that he himself is a little bit stronger than Yin Zhongxin, and the dance sacrifice of the t_ara just now is so big, but he is still six, how unfair. In the final analysis, it is the personal vendetta of the citizen goblin communiqué.
"Tianxi, you can go over too," Li Xiaoli grabbed Li Tianxi's ear and threw him over.
"Haha," Yin Zhongxin exclaimed happily: "This kid is more confident than me, running to the first position and standing, now it's not good." ”
"Tianxi, it's good if you think like this," Liu Zaishi gloated and said: "Upper circle, middle circle, lower circle, you are the middle circle, Yin Zhongxin xi, we are the lower circle." ”
"You're the lower rank in the lower circle," Yin Zhongxin shook off his arm, ashamed to be in his company.
"Don't get too close to me," Jin Xiulu flashed to the side, looked at Yin Zhongxin with a disgusted expression and said, "I'm from the median circle, so I can't stand with you." ”
The three guys spit on each other, and they vomited very naughtily.
After a while, the selection continued, and Liu Zaishi announced: "If you have one, you can get the sisters to hug from behind." ”
The two female guests also had no opinion.
"Hee Cheng, why are you standing in the third place," during the pre-selection just now, Xi Cheng took the initiative to stand in the third position, and he didn't even have the confidence to be second?
Xicheng shrugged, "I want to show more modesty and earn more sympathy points, I heard that the sisters in the year like well-behaved children, otherwise, there is really no hope for the first." ”
"Senior, how can you be like this." Dacheng was very frightened, this was the collapse of faith, as if Hee-sung shouldn't be so bad.
"Haha," Liu Zaishi laughed, "He's such a person, isn't it unexpected." ”
"Don't say that," Hee Cheng looked innocent, "It's only occasionally a little worse, I'm an idol, and I'll have to rely on my image to sell albums in the future." ”
"Speaking of selling albums," Yoo Jae-seok lamented, "I want to congratulate you on the album sales exceeding one million, no one in Korea has achieved this kind of achievement for many years." ”
"Thank you," Hee-sung thanked Yoo Jae-seok gratefully.
"If you don't say it, I almost forgot," Lee Hyo-ri grabbed Hee-sung's ear from behind, "Why are you releasing an album again, sister, I'm going to release an album too." ”
The implication is to admit that the fight is not successful.
Lee Hyo-ri is not a prolific singer, and the promotion of the album is not very close, so there is not much conflict with Hee Sung.
"I'm going to release an album again," Daesung was surprised, "Didn't the seniors only release one album a year?" ”
There is a saying in the industry about Hee Sung, that is, "every success will lose", it doesn't matter when the album is released, but don't release it with Xi Cheng, no one can be unaffected when he releases an album.
A student with good conditions, if a week's pocket money balance is 20,000 yuan. Then he can only buy one album, because most albums cost around 15,000 won, and Hee-sung is no exception.
Suppose this student is not a fan of anyone, and he wants to listen to the song.
A lackluster album, an album where more than a dozen songs can all be listened to on a single loop, there is no doubt who buys it at all.
What's more, Xicheng's fan base has made many singers sad.
According to the number of records association, the sales of albums released with Hee Sung are about 30 percent less than those released without him.
Except for Kim Jong Kook, the two or three months when Hee Sung released the album. No singer who released an album with him could have more than 100,000 sales.
That's why Lee Hyo-ri and Bigbang are so sensitive to Hee-sung's album.
Hee Sung has already released an album in April, and everyone thinks that the "danger period" has passed, and they are ready to do a big job, why do they want to release an album now.
Looking at Dacheng's resentful eyes, Xicheng touched his nose a little embarrassed, "It's not a solo album, Brother Junxiu and I are going to release a group album, and there are not many songs." There are only a few songs. ”
In fact, there is really no need to worry about the impact of Hee-sung, they have swept the music scene with the momentum of "Lies", and now it is a well-deserved trend. Even if Hee Sung wanted to intercept and kill, he couldn't do it.
"Album with Kim Jun-so?" Jin Xiulu was very surprised.
He is not a person in the music world, he knows Hee-sung, and he also knows TVXQ and Kim Jun-so, but 2S is a character that only appears in the corner of Hee-sung's third album. It's simply incomprehensible.
But this did not prevent him from being surprised, because Hee Sung and Hoa Junsu stood together, and there was a thick shock in itself.
"2S is a combination of the two of them. There's a song called "Death Can't Let You Go," and maybe you've heard it," Lee Hyo-ri explained to Hee-sung.
"Oh, I remember, there is indeed such a song," Jin Xiulu suddenly realized, "It turned out that the two of them sang it, and their singing skills are really strong." ”
Even if you are a layman, you know that 2S not only looks outstanding, but also has top-notch singing skills.
There are different opinions on the singing ranking of S&M company, but Hee Sung and Jun Xiu are all recognized as the top five or even top three figures, and when these two people stand together, the first feeling is that this group's singing skills have exploded.
"I'm really looking forward to their new song," Yoo Jae-seok helped Hee-sung promote it very righteously before starting the show, "Now start revealing the charm and hug from behind." ”
"Let's hug from both sides," Lee Hyo-ri stood on the platform behind him and kicked Hee-sung's ass, "Come back a little bit." ”
"Don't run away on your back," Liu Zaishi never missed any opportunity to fight with Xiaoli, "If you run on your back, Xicheng will lose you, and the filial piety effect will ......"
Only then did Lee Hyo-ri know that he was alluding to that he was more "heavy", and he grimaced at Yoo Jae-seok with his eyebrows, making a gesture that you are dead, and by the way, he revealed the scar that he ranked sixth.
Not to be outdone, Liu Zaishi also gestured, threatening Li Xiaoli and others to make her second.
"How old are the people, they are still making trouble like children," Yin Zhongxin criticized the two of them with righteous words, and said seriously: "Let's take a look at the results, these two people look very nervous." ”
Hee-sung and Daesung do look nervous, but in fact, even if they are not nervous, they have to show their nervousness.
It's finally time for a public one!
Hee Sung suddenly felt that he was being hugged by someone left and right.
He instantly reacted that he was actually one.
This is not an internal determination, no one knows in advance, and there is almost no difference between the probability of him and Dacheng.
Although Hee-sung is the dominant solo singer, he has been criticized recently, and he is not necessarily more popular than BIGBANG, and BIGBANG is indeed the current trend in the music industry.
If the show considers creating momentum for a variety show newcomer like Dacheng, there is nothing wrong with letting him be the first.
In short, this one is Hee Cheng, and now it is a foregone conclusion, he is the first one born in the family, and he was born normally without any internal determination and shady scenes.
"Dacheng has no strength to applaud," the big brothers continued to gloat.
It seems that basing one's own happiness on the suffering of others has gradually become a major feature of the family.
"But it's better than the brothers," Dacheng fought back sharply, looking at the four big brothers who were older than him but lagging behind, and suddenly found the balance in his heart.
"You can choose now," Liu Dashen held back for a long time.
"Sleep. Let's sleep," Lee Hyo-ri, who offended many people, was very weak-hearted, and he was about to flash with Park Ye-jin.
Although there are only two girls, they can still distinguish the winner and loser, and the men don't care about her evasion at all, and take care of the women's group selection by themselves, and everyone likes this feeling of mastering the "life and death" of others.
"Must choose," not only Liu Dashen, but Yin Zhongxin's self-esteem was also hit, turning over as a serf and singing. He'd been waiting for this moment for a long time.
Swapping places, the men began to judge the two girls.
"Now that four people are voting, the results have actually come out," Mr. Yoo smirked.
"Because the vote of the four people is unanimous," Yoon Zhongxin is also excited.
After Li Xiaoli laughed, he felt very aggrieved, "Why do you want to do this to me, the vote will be discussed." ”
"I haven't voted yet," Liu Zaishi said seriously, "If I vote." That's five votes. ”
"Four to zero, if you vote both, it's six to zero," Yin Zhongxin stressed.
"Ahh Really," Li Xiaoli saw that he couldn't hide, and comforted himself very much: "No matter what, I'm in the top three." It's not like some people are sixth, sixth, if there are eight people. He must also be the eighth. ”
"If there is another female guest," the enemy brother and sister have been formed, and Liu Zaishi unequivocally-for-tat, "If there is another female guest, you will be the third." ”
"Vote again, maybe it will be reversed," Yin Zhongxin seemed to be very active in this meeting, and he seemed to forget that women are very grudge-bearing animals.
"Yes," Lee Hyo-ri was still trying to die.
Anyway, it's playing, and this feeling of deciding someone else's fate is so great that everyone doesn't mind voting one more time.
After voting, someone immediately exclaimed, "Unexpected, what an accident, have you ever seen such an amazing reversal?" ”
Li Xiaoli was overjoyed, and his heart, which had already accepted his fate, began to loosen again, could he really turn over.
"What a change," Yin Zhongxin couldn't help laughing and said, "6:0 has become 5:1."
Sister Xiaoli immediately wilted.
After tossing for a while, Park Ye-jin also became nervous, she was afraid of having too many dreams at night, and urged: "Do you want to announce it, ...... you are grinding"
This little girl dared to speak like this, and she offended a lot of people at once.
When the male guests heard this, they immediately boiled, and shouted in unison: "Come again, vote again......"
"Ah, really, the attitude is really bad," Liu Zaishi, who had been firmly supporting her, was also annoyed.
"Don't," Park Ye-jin began to regret it as soon as she spoke, and hurriedly made up for it, "oppa, Sara Hei!" ”
It's a pity that she just revealed her true colors, and no one believes her anymore.
This sweet girl is a representative of the inconsistencies.
After another vote, there was another shouting, making the two female guests look at each other, of course, Lee Hyo-ri seems to feel that he has hope of turning over, and Park Ye-jin is now no longer sure of winning because he said the wrong thing.
The male guest teased them for a while, and finally announced the final answer.
Miss Park Ye-jin, who originally won 6:0, lost 2:4 because she said the wrong thing, and became the second place in the women's group, which is the so-called penultimate first.
"Oh," Lee Hyo-ri shouted in surprise, "Ye-jin, you are the second, second-......" This sister really got up unexpectedly, and Park Ye-jin was so angry that she was angry.
After a day of shooting, everyone was tired, so they decided to rest.
Of course, before going to bed, it is inevitable to make a fuss, which is also a classic shot of the birth of the family.
Hee-sung originally thought that he might not be able to sleep in this environment, after all, it was too far from the sleeping environment he was used to.
However, at some point, he fell asleep unconsciously, until he was woken up by a shrill horn in his sleep, and it turned out to be the next day.
Hee Cheng had no choice but to endure his sleepiness and get up.
If you don't get up, you can't do it.,According to the rules of the family.,When you get up in the morning, you have to do a game.,It's usually the type of answer that answers.,The person who answers at the end is responsible for cooking breakfast.。
Fortunately, although the questions are all difficult, it is not too difficult for a person like Xicheng who is well-read and memorized.
If it weren't for him, he would be afraid that the program team would be embarrassed. He could answer almost all the questions.
The first question was to name the five kinds of mushrooms, and when Hee-sung answered for the first time, he deliberately made a mistake and put the poisonous mushrooms together, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
But when the second topic goes up, he's not welcome, because before him, someone has already passed the test.
In the end, it was Dacheng who was eliminated, and he became the one who needed to cook for everyone.
"Daesungxi, you can choose someone to cook breakfast with on the weekend." Yoo Jae-seok put away his gloating smile and tried to look sincere.
"Let's go in and sleep, I'll be with Brother Zaishi," Dacheng will let him go and directly choose him to be on duty together.
"Ah~" Liu Zaishi asked Cangtian speechlessly.
Xicheng and the others were overjoyed, and they all ran back to sleep, and no one minded sleeping a little longer.
Actually, the person in charge of breakfast doesn't really suffer. They'll have quite a lot of footage, which is a good shortcut if you want to stand out on the show early.
After about two hours, Hee-sung, who was asleep, was woken up again.
"In Brother Shi. What delicious food has been made for so long," Hee-sung came over with anticipation after he freshened up.
"My best thing is instant noodles." Liu Zaishi smiled.
Xicheng looked at him and Dacheng speechlessly, it took two hours to make such a thing?
Fortunately, he was mentally prepared long before accepting the invitation to the show. I can only pinch my nose and endure it, it's a big deal to deliberately answer the wrong question next time, and cook by myself.
In fact, there is an atmosphere when there are more people eating, and the instant noodles that are usually disdainful also have a unique flavor to eat.
After dinner, there is still business to do, the task left by the grandmother before leaving - taking care of the children.
Not real children, of course, but a herd of piglets and a few sheep.
Before the contact, this kind of farm work was quite new to urban youth, and there were also unique scenery in the countryside to enjoy along the way.
First of all, the detachment was carried out, this time it was not rock-paper-scissors, but was divided into the elderly team and the youth team, which is naturally an exaggeration, but the effect of the grouping was not ambiguous at all, Yin Zhongxin, Liu Zaishi, and Kim Xiulu were divided without any suspense.
They were born in 69, 70, and 72 respectively, and they were all Bensi people.
Hyori and the youth team are responsible for feeding the piglets, and the three elderly people are naturally in charge of the goats.
The little piglets are not as well-behaved as they appear, they run around, they are not obedient at all, and the nurses have to catch them, at this time it once again reflects the domineering spirit of Miss Yizhen, and the male guests have to bow down.
For Xicheng, it's not that he's afraid of such small things, but that his psychological cleanliness is at work.
Like the dogs raised by Pani Taeyeon, they have to be bathed almost every day, and they are almost impossible to find dust on their bodies, and there is no psychological barrier for Hee Sung to come into contact with them, but these little piglets are not so clean.
However, for the sake of the show, he still endured the discomfort, participated in the chase and interception, and handed over the caught piglets to the girls to let them feed them with a bottle.
With great effort, he finally fed all the little piglets, and even with a physique like Yi Xicheng, who ran eight thousand meters without any pressure, he was tired and out of breath.
In addition to the little piglet who is not tired at all, the most prominent thing in this link is Miss Yizhen, a pig catcher, who has shown excellent adaptability since yesterday, as if she herself lives in a rural village.
After that, everyone went to the fields to do farm work.
Jin Xiulu, who is a little familiar with agricultural machinery operation, shines, and he is known as the son of a farmer.
During this period, the indispensable thing is naturally the game.
This time there were a lot more brilliant, Hee-sung finally got a chance to show off his agility, and in the obstacle passage made of straw stacks, he was almost as nimble as a monkey.
Jin Xiulu once again proved his extraordinary strength, especially when he yelled to increase his momentum, he was simply the great demon king of Xiulu.
Especially the frustration of the table, Liu Jae-seok and Yoon Zhongxin became the objects of dislike at the same time, and it can be expected that it will be difficult for them to find a team in future shows.
And the sisters Park Ye-jin and Lee Hyo-ri, both when they cooperate and when they compete, every time the two of them compete, they can't help laughing, and they are both beauties, which is even more interesting.
Li Tianxi's in-mid-life is vividly used in the first episode of the program.
The members of the family were indeed not wrongly chosen, and so far, almost everyone has begun to embody their own characteristics.
For example, Lee Hyo-ri's filial piety effect, and Yoo Jae-seok's nonsense, regardless of the image's funny; Park Ye-jin's sweetness and toughness coexist; Yin Zhongxin's weakness and instant noodle seasoning packets compete for the last place between Liu Jae-shi; Kim so-ro's strength and ability; Li Tianxi's frizziness, strong outside and dry in the middle; Daesung's cute and funny ......
There is also Xi Cheng, who shows that an idol is constantly falling.
Moreover, he is fickle, sometimes funny, sometimes cute, sometimes arrogant, sometimes handsome......
Around noon, the program of the birth of the family was almost completed, and everyone cleaned up in this place where they spent a day and a night to welcome the return of several old people.
While doing things, talk about something that interests everyone.
The members of the family have only experienced one episode of the show, and they are really like friends who have been together for many years, and there is almost no estrangement, Kim so-ro even curiously inquired about Hee-sung's love life, asking him if he was really in love with a foreign chick, and others praised him for his vision, thinking that no matter what aesthetic standards, Taylor is a beauty, and when Hee-sung said that it was actually just a smoke bomb for hype, everyone unanimously felt that it was a pity.
When the grandmothers who were sent to travel by the program team came back, it was finally time to part.
Waking up from the atmosphere of the family, everyone begins to play their respective roles, or actors, singers, or MCs, etc., however, there is no need to be reluctant, the next birth of the family will come soon. (To be continued......)