Zhang Qiusheng circled around the violin man and couldn't stop praising him: "Tut, tsk, it's so good-looking." The violinist ignored him and continued to play, squeaking.

But it's useless to just look good, you have to be reliable. Zhang Qiusheng said: "Generally speaking, if you call a person stupid, you will say that the person is unreliable. Why? Because the score of the pull is not dependent on the environment and the occasion. ”

Zhang Qiusheng didn't care whether the violin man ignored him or not, and continued to talk to himself. You want to soak Jiang Xiaoxian, right? But you got "Liang Zhu". As for this song, you can play it at any time, but you can't when you pick up girls, otherwise it's really unreliable.

First of all, you are forcing Jiang Xiaoxian to accept your confession, otherwise you will die. It doesn't matter if you die, you want Jiang Xiaoxian to die with you, and become a butterfly when you die. Butterflies are beautiful, but they only live for a few days, and then they die. Isn't that bullying behavior?

Secondly, it's swearing. scolded Jiang Xiaoxian's father like wishing Gongyuan, feudal conservative greed for money, and disregarding his daughter's happiness. The second scolded other classmates who also loved Jiang Xiaoxian as Ma Wencai, who was insidious and cunning and deceived men and women.

The violin man looked at Zhang Qiusheng disdainfully and said, "What kind of music is it better to play according to your wishes?" Or simply do hit-head poems? ”

How do I know what kind of music to play? It's you playing the violin, not me. However, it is a good idea to do Tibetan poems. This classmate, make a song for us? Zhang Qiusheng didn't care about the violinist's contempt and sarcasm at all, and asked him to make Tibetan poems.

I don't know that, the violin man said with disdain to the foaming of his eyes, "If you want to do it, you are an expert." It's good to do the song for Shi Yingying. ”

Hey, did you hear the poem I made for Shi Yingying? Then I'll make another song, please Yazheng:

There's a boat on the river.

Tiny flat boats.

Idle there, no one rows-

I'll paddle.

Oops, oops, can't move,

You push it.

What do you think, this classmate? Generally speaking, I still have two brushes for Tibetan poems. This is called familiarizing yourself with 300 Tang poems, and you can't read poems.

Zhang Qiusheng boasted downstairs. Upstairs, it's still Shi Yingying's room. Several girls burst into laughter, including Shi Yingying, who was also holding her stomach and laughing.

Shi Yingying burst into tears, stood up and wiped her face with a towel, and said, "I know, Zhang Qiusheng is not here to pick up girls, he is here to stir up the scene." I don't know which boy made him look unpleasant, so he had to stir and stir up. ”

Which one is not pleasing to the eye? It's not just the one who plays the violin. That piano doesn't play well, and it makes noise every day. This kind of person has to be dealt with by Zhang Qiusheng, and see if he will play the piano tomorrow.

In fact, not only Shi Yingying's bedroom, but also the girls in this building, including the opposite floor, are all smiling. After all, the girls who are soaked by many people are a minority, and most of the girls who have no or few people pursue them think that the bottom is too noisy. Now there's someone coming to stir things up, and that's good. It is better to be dog-eat-dog, biting one to death and one less. The girls on both floors all leaned on the balcony or the window to watch the excitement, and even the girls in Jiang Xiaoxian's bedroom ran to the balcony to watch the big play.

This kid was too vulgar, and the violin man ignored Zhang Qiusheng even more, and put the violin stand around his neck to play another song. "Liang Zhu" was said by this kid to be so unbearable that it can't be pulled anymore. What kind of tune can be changed, the violinist can't remember for a while.

Zhang Qiusheng praised the violin man again: "Your piano is so good, I'm afraid I can't buy it without more than 20 yuan, right?" At least 21 yuan and 2 cents, without counteroffer. ”

The violin man was so dizzy from the noise that he couldn't remember what music to play. Zhang Qiusheng gave him an idea: "Actually, it's not that Liang Zhu can't pull, but he just needs to pay attention to the occasion." For example, if you soak Jiang Xiaoxian, of course, you will succeed in soaking in the end.

Then, get married. A pickle girl who doesn't aim to get married is a cow busy, you won't be a cow busy, right? After getting married, of course, it's just a matter of living.

I advise you to say a good word, in the following cases, you must not play Liang Zhu, it is best not to play anything, and quit the addiction of playing the violin.

First of all, don't play the piano early in the morning. Early in the morning, Jiang Xiaoxian must go to the bathroom. It's not good that you play that piano so easily that she is constipated. Constipation is very painful, and it is easy to cause prolapse and hemorrhoids. In this way, it is not good to sing ** flowers across the river, this and this, it's a pity, right?

Secondly, Jiang Xiaoxian can't pull the milk when giving the child milk. Hey, how big are Jiang Xiaoxian's breasts? Anyway, if you have small breasts, your milk production will be small. If you have big breasts, you don't necessarily have a large milk production. The child can't eat enough, and if you play the piano again to pull the milk back, won't the child be hungry?

So, what about you———— brother, I can only help you get here, you pull slowly. I'll go first. After speaking, Zhang Qiusheng turned around and ran.

I didn't run two steps before I heard a loud "bang-" behind me. Zhang Qiusheng stopped, turned around, came to the violin man again, and said with great regret: "Yo ho——, violin is splashed wet, and your old man is also wet." ”

It turned out that the more Zhang Qiusheng spoke, the more unreasonable he became, and the girls who watched the soy sauce laughed. Jiang Xiaoxian was angry, so she picked up a basin of water and threw it at Zhang Qiusheng and the violin man.

Zhang Qiusheng ran fast, but the violin man became a soup chicken. Zhang Qiusheng leaned forward and asked, "Is the water cold or hot?" ”

Someone next to him said: "Anyway, it was splashed into a soup chicken, is there a difference between cold water and hot water?" ”

Of course, there is a difference, a big difference, Zhang Qiusheng said: "Forget about the cold water, it may have just been called from the bathroom." What if it's hot water? It's hard to say. Maybe I've just washed my face, but it doesn't matter. If you wash the water in other parts, it will be very bad, very bad——, this classmate, you dry it slowly, the sun will come out and the clothes will dry. The brother is out of company. After speaking, Zhang Qiusheng turned around and ran again.

This time it was really running, faster than a rabbit. Jiang Xiaoxian is going downstairs with a broom, and if she doesn't run at this time, she will wait for a while.

Zhang Qiusheng didn't greet Sun Buwu, and hurried all the way back to his school. Just find a study room to read, and if you want to go to graduate school, you can't study hard.

Besides, Tong Wucha came to a small hotel as agreed. Booked a room and waited a long time for the woman to come.

Tong Wucha had never experienced such a scene, and he was a little overwhelmed. The woman was very generous, and greeted Tong Wucha: "It's just over May Day, it's so hot, take off your clothes." Look at the sweat on your forehead. ”

Tong Wucha undressed as she said, and asked to get rid of the embarrassment: "Why are you here, I've been waiting for a long time." ”

I'm so pathetic. The woman sat on the bed and also talked while undressing: "My husband is drinking at home, and I want to serve him." Alas, I have to wait for my husband at home, and I have to rush here to wait for you. You men just have to be happy, how do you know that we women are difficult. ”

The woman stripped herself naked and said, "Tomorrow you are going to sue me, what kind of stock did you buy?" Then he lay down. This woman has dark and yellow skin, small and weak breasts, and in short, there is no beauty.

But Tong Wucha had never seen it, so he swallowed his saliva involuntarily, wanting to study it carefully in order to leave a deep memory. But before Tong Wucha could see what it looked like, the door was slammed open. Two policemen came in, and Tong Wucha was almost scared into a yang-wilt.

"Put your clothes on!" A police drink order. Tong Wucha dressed obediently.

"Reach out!" Another police drink order. Tong Wucha obediently stretched out his hand.

There was a "click" sound, and Tong Wucha's hands were handcuffed.

"Come with me!" Tong Wucha obediently followed.

There was a police car parked in front of the hotel, and there were two policemen inside.

After all, he is not an ordinary person, after all, he has been mixing rivers and lakes since he was a child. Just now I was just caught, I felt endless shame, and my head was confused.

Faced with this situation, Tong Wucha's head immediately sobered up. Doesn't it say that to catch a thief is to take the stolen goods, and to catch a traitor is to be in pairs? Why did you only arrest me and the woman didn't do anything? Could it be that the woman is just a bait, and the purpose is to get me to take the bait?

But why are you arresting me? I have no background, no backing, and no money, so I won't get any benefit from catching me. Although I made a lot of money from stock trading, I didn't take it out in the stock market. Money in the stock market is not called money if it is not taken out.

If you really like to arrest people, you should arrest Zhang Qiusheng, Li Mantun or Sun Buwu. They are all children of high-ranking officials, and they are all rich bosses. Arresting them has both positive and economic interests, why do you want to arrest me?

Tong Wucha sat in the back row, and two policemen, one on the left and one on the right, sandwiched him in the middle. Sirens howled wildly, and police cars sped through the city.

Tong Wucha's doubts were even greater. You're just going to catch a ladybug, can you use such a big show? Did they catch the wrong person and treat me like a murderer?

Tong Wucha has been in the rivers and lakes since he was a child, but he is not familiar with officialdom at all. If Li Mantun and Sun Buwu were here, they could see at a glance that these four policemen were impostors.

It doesn't matter if Tong Wucha is not familiar with officialdom, he can induct techniques. His induction technique can only sense half a month in the stock market, but he can sense a single person for three years before and three years later.

After the initial panic, Tong Wucha began to sense the policeman on his left. There is no need to know the last three years of him, only the year before and the present, which is really just a blink of an eye. It only takes a moment to sense the person on the right hand again.

By the time the two people in front of them were inducted, the car had already left the city. The police station is in the city, why run out of the city? You don't need to feel it to know that these police officers are impostors.

"Two big brothers, we are only Tongjian at best, not the scoop Chang-"

"Shut up—" The man on the left didn't say a word, and his heart took a hammer. Before he could shout, the man on the right also took the elbow hammer.

Tong Wucha opened the bow left and right, and the people on both sides bent over in pain and spasmed. The co-pilot in front felt that something was wrong, and was about to turn around, when Tong Wucha raised his hands and the handcuffs smashed heavily on top of his head. Then handcuff the back of the neck of the person on the left and right.

Tong Wucha still raised his hands to the driver's head. The driver said in a trembling voice, "Don't mess around, drive the car." ”

"Boom!" He smashed it down with one hand, then pounced forward and grabbed the steering wheel with both hands to stabilize it, and said, "I just like to mess around." ”