Chapter 261: Isn't it good to be coarse?
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However, during the meal, Dou E did not appear, Xia Bing was a little puzzled, but the category knew that after Dou E was injured, he could no longer transform into a human body for the time being, and he hid in the house with Ah Xiang and did not come out, so he had to explain to Xia Bing that his cousin went to visit relatives.
Fortunately, Taishan is not at home, otherwise, how should he arrange an identity? Do you want him to be the eldest cousin and Lu Bu to be the second cousin? Thanks to Sister Furong, she can't transform her body, or she will have multiple big cousins.
Sister Furong didn't need to eat, so she sat opposite Xia Bing with a smile, but Xia Bing stared dryly but couldn't see it.
With Liu Bei, the "eldest aunt", Xia Bing felt a little restrained, pretending to be like a well-behaved little daughter-in-law, and the category was even more worried, thinking about what he should do during the day, and whether he really wanted to fight those zombies at night.
Liu Bei relied on his identity and left after eating a little, but Lu Bu kept staring at Xia Bing, pretending to be there from time to time, comparing and dating, it seemed very cool, but it was actually like a mental illness.
After hastily cleaning up, he pulled Xia Bing out of the door to avoid Lu Bu's malicious gaze.
When I got to the lawn outside the door, I was surprised, those plants were growing too fast, fruitful, almost completely ripe, the huge corn cob bent all the branches, and the other cucumbers and persimmons were also one size bigger than normal.
In just one night, it was incredible, and the category was secretly surprised. Xia Bing took out a small box from his body and said with a smile: "Actually, I came to give you this thing by the way." ”
Xia Bing opened the box with his hand. A look at the scope. It turned out to be an obsidian bracelet. It looks exquisite.
"Send you, I was bored yesterday, I went to the Temple of Paradise, by the way, I asked for you, wear it to keep you safe, ward off evil spirits, wear it."
The category stretched out his hand to take it, and his heart was a little moved. smiled at Xia Bing, and was about to put it on his hand, but suddenly stopped, shook his head and said, "No, what am I doing to ward off evil spirits, if I ward off evil spirits, the ghosts will be scared away, where else can I catch ghosts?"
"You're just worried about catching ghosts, I said, are you the reincarnation of Zhong Kui?" Xia Bing said unhappily.
"Pull it down. Zhong Kui is so ugly, and he is also an ugly monster when he is reincarnated. How can you be as handsome as me, hehe"
Xia Bing sneered, suddenly his eyes changed, and he looked behind him and said strangely: "Hey, what is that?" ”
When he subconsciously looked back, he saw a small head drilled out of the ground, with a pointed head, black bean-like eyes, two paws held on his chest, and a small nose that moved.
The category hurriedly blocked her sight, waved his hand and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing, the mouse on the mountain." ”
"Oh, then you have to be careful not to let the rats steal the crops." Xia Bing didn't pay much attention to it, and said casually.
"Uh-huh, I know," the category responded, turning around and squeezing his eyebrows at the mole spirit, Dudu stared at the little eyes, as if he understood the meaning of the category, and swooped back into the ground.
Xia Bing walked a few steps on the lawn at random, looked at the very strange plants that grew, looked back and smiled, looked at the category with a strange look and said, "Hey, I guess, you must know the land lord, right?" ”
Upon hearing this, the category was taken aback: "Huh? How do you know uh, how would you ask this question? ”
The corners of Xia Bing's mouth curved upward, revealing a hint of a smile and said: "You don't want to hide it from me, there are all in the novel, if a person suddenly has a way to make plants grow quickly, then he is either a land master, or he knows the land master, the category, the category, how much do you say you are hiding from me?" ”
The category was speechless, he really didn't know how to explain this qiē to Xia Bing, if he continued to make up nonsense, he would already search his stomach and stomach, not to mention that Xia Bing had always been very good to him, and he couldn't bear to continue to deceive. But to tell the truth, this is a secret of the underworld, and it must not be revealed.
The category said: "Let me ask you first, are you still my apprentice?" ”
Xia Bing thought for a moment and asked rhetorically, "What do you think?" If you want to say yes, your master is not qualified, you haven't taught me anything, if you want to say no, you are okay and still fool me, I don't know which of your sentences is true and which is false. ”
"That's it, if you want to be my apprentice, then don't ask so much, from tomorrow, I will officially teach you some introductory things, how about it?"
Xia Bing's eyes lit up: "Really? Deal? ”
"Well, that's a deal."
"Okay, then pull the hook, the wood that plays with the skin has a small **, do you dare?"
The category grinned, when did Xia Bing become so strong? He rolled his eyes, had to hook up with Xia Bing, and said with a wry smile: "I promise not to cheat this time, don't worry." ”
Xia Bing covered his mouth and snickered, pretending to be very reluctant and nodded: "Well, even if I let you go this time, but don't you have anything else to say to me?" ”
Category was stunned: "No, what words?" ”
"Stupid, think about it, you should have told me this sentence a long time ago."
Category scratched his head, thought for a long time in confusion, and suddenly shouted: "Ah, by the way, I have a sentence that I haven't told you, that, I"
Xia Bing suddenly blushed for no reason, and hurriedly stopped him and said, "You be quiet, shout something, let people hear." ”
Puzzled, he said, "What are you afraid of?" I mean, did you forget to give me your home appliance bill card, gas card, water meter card or something? ”
Xia Bing crossed his hands on his hips and looked at the category for a long time speechless: "You give me back the things!" ”
She snatched back the bracelet in her hand with a split, turned her head angrily and left.
The category shouted in the back: "Hey, how do you say let's go, I'll look for you tomorrow, you get the card ready"
Xia Bingtou shook his head and said: "You are a ghost, you go and play with ghosts for the rest of your life!" ”
Category looked at her back, shook his head and smiled helplessly.
"Are you a pig?" Sister Furong's voice suddenly sounded behind her, and she looked back at her and sighed: "What can I do, do you think I'm a normal person now, do I still have to take her with me to be abnormal?" ”
Sister Furong said disapprovingly: "What's the matter, marry a chicken and a dog and a dog, marry a crab and walk sideways, you can let her catch ghosts with you." ”
Category smiled bitterly again: "You can pull it down, sister, I've thought about it in the past few days, my job is getting more and more dangerous, don't let her get involved, I really have that heart, a year later, everything will be calm, and it will not be too late at that time." ”
"Then you can also cook raw rice and cooked rice, then she won't be able to run, why do you deliberately give people anger and leave."
"Do you think this is a bygone era? Raw rice is cooked and cooked and rice doesn't run? Sue you, don't talk about cooking it now, it's useless to boil it into porridge. ”
Sister Furong teased with a hint of ambiguity: "Then cook it first and then talk about it, don't you want to?" ”
Category blushed, looked at her stupidly, and pouted: "I won't sue you!" ”
"Hahaha," Sister Fleur bent down with a smile again.
The category turned his head a little embarrassed, looked around, picked a cucumber and said to Sister Furong: "Sister Rong, can you not let these plants grow, this is almost overgrown, you see, this cucumber is almost as thick as a horned melon." ”
Sister Furong smiled, glanced at him again and said, "Thicker, isn't it?" ”
"Uh" category blushed again, and stomped his foot angrily: "Okay, okay, you keep it for yourself, I won't talk to you, I'll go out." ”
"Hey, don't go, why are you going?"
"Find Lao Guo and them, discuss the countermeasures against the zombies, and by the way, see where there are ghosts to catch!" (To be continued!)