One hundred and ninety-five. Myths that have been subverted

The first eunuch on earth was born:

That's the "great" Uranos!

What kind of gods are these! Ai Xiaohai was extremely sure of his thoughts.

A god, that word is cut off, is there no divine power? Won't you resist? Feelings: These gods in ancient Greek mythology, where are the mana stored in the words?

Forget it, continue with my interpretation of ancient Greek mythology.

The story is pretty much the same, Cronus became the greatest god, and then Gaia incited Zeus to rebel...... Wait, that's not quite right here......

In ancient Greek mythology, Zeus used the strategy of his cousin and lover Metis, the daughter of the ocean god Okeanos, to make Kronus take an emetic drug, forcing him to vomit out the five brothers and sisters of Zeus, who had been swallowed by him:

Hestia, Demeter, Hera, Hades, Poseidon!

I'll rub it, if this is God, Ai Shao swallowed this sickle alive. A god, the emetic actually put him flat?

Okay, teacher, I was wrong, I shouldn't have been cranky in class, I continued to study hard every day......

Thanks to Zeus's efforts, the new power of the divine realm, the Olympus system, has made its debut. The leader is naturally the young son of heaven Zeus, the goddess of wisdom Metis is his military advisor, the goddess of the earth Gaia is his backstage, and Hestia, Demeter, Hera, Hades, and Poseidon are his five tiger generals.

The battle for divine domination has broken out!

Zeus and Cronus fought for ten years without a winner, and Gaia came up with an idea for Zeus:

Free yourself and the sons of Ouranos, the three hundred-armed giants imprisoned by Ouranos: Briareos, Kotos, and Goues!

Ai Xiaohai's gaze froze......

pictorial. Not a hundred-armed giant. Or, more accurately, not the hundred-armed giant you imagined!

Is that...... Three gorillas!

Dazzling, Ai Xiaohai rubbed his eyes and found a place with better lighting. But this time, what he saw was still three gorillas!

A gorilla that resembles the orangutan king!

Is the hundred-armed giant a gorilla?

Ai Xiaohai couldn't wait to watch it......

In ancient Greek mythology, after the decisive battle, the three hundred-armed giants all had a hundred arms on their shoulders and fifty heads on their sturdy limbs. With huge stones in their hands, they launched a fierce attack on the Titan gods. On the other side, the Titans are vigorously strengthening their own front. Both of them showed their skills and strength at the same time. The boundless ocean roars around. The earth slammed; The expansive sky groaned as it shook. The towering Mount Olympus shook from the onslaught of the immortal gods; In the midst of the terrible attack, heavy footsteps and the heavy landing of stone-throwing waves and gloomy Tartarus. The two sides fired arrows at each other, and the shouts of the two armies soared into the sky; The hand-to-hand combat, the sound of the battle shook the heavens and the earth.

Both sides fired arrows at each other. Fighting and shouting soared into the sky......

The belligerent Kotos, Briareos and Goues were at the front. Their offensive was fierce. Three hundred boulders. Throwing from their strong hands one by one, they overwhelmed the firepower of the Titan God and became the absolute main force of this decisive battle on the Zeus side!

What's in the album?

Bows and arrows flew in the sky. Soldiers on both sides fought with primitive weapons; On Zeus's side, three huge chimpanzees suddenly appeared, and the painting even vividly showed the frightened expressions of Cronos's side after seeing these three gorillas.

Carts were pushed up, and they were piled with big rocks. The three gorillas effortlessly lifted the boulder and threw it at each other with ease and speed.

It is entirely conceivable that the military at that time, which was fighting with the most primitive weapons, was suddenly attacked by the ...... Attack of the autocatapult...... Maybe even more powerful than trebuchets, all of them have caught up with the cannons of later generations......

What is the resistance of Kronos's side?

The rain of stones fell intensively, and the three gorillas in the painting waved their arms like a whirlwind, constantly throwing stones out one by one......

Waving your arms like a whirlwind? Hundred-armed giants?

Ai Xiaohai immediately understood that the movements of the three chimpanzees were so fast that it gave people the illusion that they had many arms. Thus, as it became more and more widespread, wars became stories, stories became legends, and legends became myths:

The hundred-armed giant is born!

The human imagination is abundant, and the gorilla has become a monster with a hundred arms and fifty heads......

Kronos's side put up a stubborn resistance in a desperate situation, and they kept shooting bows and arrows, but the three gorillas were completely invulnerable, and the bows and arrows fell on their bodies one after another, causing them no harm at all.

At the end of this chapter, Cronus suffers a devastating defeat under the blows of the three "giant gods", and Zeus replaces him as the new master......

After the end of the war, the cruelty and bloodshed on the battlefield were also depicted most clearly, and even the clouds in the sky were reflected red......

A bolt of lightning swept across the sky, as if it was there to celebrate Zeus' victory......

At the end of the chapter, the victorious Zeus is rewarding the meritorious there, but the three gorillas are missing.

According to ancient Greek mythology, after winning the war, the three hundred-armed giants did not choose to go to Mount Olympus, but returned underground and became the gatekeepers of Tartarus, responsible for guarding the failed and imprisoned Titans.

This made Ai Xiaohai wonder, didn't they suffer a lot underground at the beginning? Why go back now? Could it be that they had been underground for too long before, and they had long been accustomed to the dark light environment, and they could not adapt to the sunlight on the ground? Or is there some other reason?

The latter is more likely, they are not hundred-armed giants, just three gorillas, and it is difficult for gorillas to fully integrate with human society.

So, they went back to a place that no one knew about......

Ai Xiaohai is very sure of his judgment......

The second part of this large, thick album is the Battle of Typhon.

in ancient Greek mythology. Gaia, the mother of the earth who once supported Zeus immensely, turned her face and decided to kill her son Zeus. She then encouraged her son Typhon, who was born to Tartarus, another famous creator god in ancient Greek mythology, to start a war against Zeus.

Typhon was the standard ancient god figure, with a serpent's tail and a lower body curled up on the ground, and he surpassed all Gaia's gods in size and strength. What's even more powerful is that he can breathe flames to burn everything in front of him.

Zeus was defeated by him, and finally had to flee with the gods on Mount Olympus as a group of animals.

Zeus became a male sheep leading the way, Apollo, the god of light, became a raven, Dionysus, the god of wine, became a goat, and Artemis, the god of the moon, became a cat. Hera, the sister and wife of Zeus, turned into a cow. Aphrodite, the goddess of love, became a fish......

It's a whole zoo!

The group of animals ran around and still didn't run away, and Typhon grabbed Zeus, pulled out Zeus's tendons and tendons, and carried them on his shoulders. Cross the sea back to Kalikia. Locked Zeus in a cave.

OK. Zeus was later rescued by Hermes and his son Pan, who stole back the tendons and tendons, and finally defeated Typhon. Regained his dominance.

The description in the album is similar to the legend, except that Typhon is not a human serpent, but a standard human, only taller than a normal person. Moreover, Zeus and the gods did not become animals, but just hurried away from the war like any war in history.

Ai Xiaohai was able to imagine the scene at that time:

The tribe of Zeus was defeated by the tribe of Typhon, what to do? Do you want to die? Less come, I'll run, I'll run, I'll run, I'll run! Don't worry, Apollo, catch up with that sheep, I'm going to drink goat's milk on the way; Artemis, take my cat, that's my mascot; Hera, stop putting on makeup, there's no dance on the road, damn it, which cow do you have to be responsible for, this is the most valuable thing in our village......

With your family and mouth, and with such a large flock of poultry, do you think you can run far?

When Typhon saw it, he was happy: "Brothers, those stupid X's driving cattle and sheep are coming, come on!" Artemis and Aphrodite are mine, Hera is yours! ”

Subordinate: "Boss, why does the old woman belong to us?" Let's draw lots. ”

Soldier: "yes, Boss, that's not fair. In fact, we think Zeus is a better match for you. You'll be happy together. ”

Typhon: "......%@#!! ……&*@#%*$……”

……

Ai Xiaohai turned the page, and then his gaze did not move:

Zeus, who had been fighting on land before, actually flew into the air!

Typhon was dumbfounded, what kind of battle are you fighting? It's so unfair, right? If you have the ability, you come down and we will go head-to-head.

Zeus: "You're in the water." ”

Typhon: "Your whole family has water in their heads. ”

Zeus's ability to quarrel was limited, so he used the "Unyielding Vajra Scythe" in his hand to cut off Typhon's head.

Wait a minute!

Ai Xiaohai figured it out.

In mythology, after Zeus regained his freedom, he began to attack Typhon in the air, and Typhon, who was invincible on land, was defeated by a blow from the air.

Who are you fooling?

The gods of Olympus in mythology all fly, right? One by one, they flew faster than the missiles. But at the beginning of the battle with Typhon, all these gods on Mount Olympus suffered from Alzheimer's disease and forgot to fly?

Chased by Typhon like a dog, he would rather become a group of animals than use his ability to fly?

I have to be robbed of my wife and daughter, and my hands and feet are pumped, so I pat my head, oops, Lao Tzu can fly! Why is Lao Tzu so stupid?

What a bunch of gifted children......

The only explanation is that after the defeat of Zeus, he suddenly got a mysterious power:

Flight!

Those human beings who are basically in a primitive society are stupid, stunned, and stunned when they see Zeus actually flying, including Typhon!

Once again, Zeus was victorious, laying the foundations of his absolute dominance.

In the painting, Typhon's body with no head is lying on the ground. Suddenly a lightning bolt streaked across the sky, and the people of Zeus's tribe cheered loudly, which Zeus brought with his supreme divine power!

The clouds in the sky have been stained red with blood......

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Ai Xiaohai turned the pages one by one, and the myths and stories of ancient Greece were newly interpreted in this album.

They weren't gods, just a bunch of ordinary humans. They used bows and arrows, using primitive weapons. Well, at least in this respect, the myths and stories do not deceive people, all wars are the weapons that are used. It's just that occasionally there are some perverted ~ god weapons that appear:

For example, Zeus's laser-level weapon: Lightning!

Lightning also appeared once or twice, but neither of them had much effect on the war.

Ai Xiaohai turned to the last chapter, and then he was stunned! (To be continued......)