Chapter 210: Good Furniture
Zhang Qiusheng vaguely guessed that this was the case, but he didn't expect Niu Changfeng to take it for granted, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all. Although he is not the kind of person with an excessive sense of justice, he is still a little bit. Seeing Niu Changfeng so shameless, he couldn't help but get angry, and said to him: "Are you still justified in forcibly occupying people's daughters?" Do you want me to be your accomplice? What do you think of me, huh? ”
Niu Changfeng really didn't take this seriously, didn't he sleep with his wife surnamed Wen, there are many such things on the road. The black road and the white road are the same, the white road is the same as the superior to the lower level, and the big brother is the younger brother's wife on the black road, which is commonplace. He didn't expect Zhang Qiusheng to have such a sense of justice, but he still felt justified, he said: "Where did I forcibly occupy it? He voluntarily gave his wife to me. ”
Is there still such a person in the world? Zhang Qiusheng looked at Wen Daming, wanting to see from his face whether this was true or not. Wen Daming was panicked by Zhang Qiusheng's eyes, and said, "Yes, yes." Brother Niu works hard, so that Brother Niu can sleep well, it is our duty as little brothers. ”
Why are this guy's bones so cheap! Zhang Qiusheng was speechless. Is it interesting to mix black - Tao like this? Although he has dealt with the underworld a lot, he has never penetrated into their lives, and he still doesn't know much about the underworld. Of course, he has never been an official, and he doesn't know much about officialdom. In a word, although he has experienced life and death in two lives, he still has no social experience, and his understanding of society is still at the level of a middle school student.
Zhang Qiusheng is not the kind of person who sheds tears when watching the drama and worries about the ancients. He didn't want to study the unspoken rules of the underworld, and Wen Daming's willingness to treat his wife had nothing to do with him.
Besides, a sense of justice and a defender are two different things. After thinking about it, he thought it was very interesting, and he asked Wen Daming: "So, are you willing to let me turn you into a eunuch?" ”
"Too, eunuch?" Wen Daming didn't expect Niu Changfeng's punishment for him to be this. This, this is terrible. Become a man who is not a man or a woman? It's scarier than killing him. He set his eyes on Niu Changfeng, his eyes full of begging for mercy.
Niu Changfeng looked like a political and ideological worker at this time, and persuaded him earnestly: "Amin, don't be afraid. Well, it's not like you're going to the hospital for surgery. This one, no pain, no itching, no injections, no medicine, no toxic side effects. As for us, we can let Qiu Shao make a little less time. I think it's okay for you to be impotent for a month, and you can't lift it without sticking to-"
"Don't, don't," Niu Changfeng was interrupted by Zhang Qiusheng before he finished speaking: "Don't talk nonsense!" This is a high-quality product, durable, completely independent intellectual property rights, leading the world trend, fashionable and classic, simple but not simple. It is a must-have product for home travel, and a real weapon for macho men to buy frantically. ”
After personal experience and collecting information from many parties, Niu Changfeng knew that Zhang Qiusheng had always been full of running trains, and when he was serious, he was less cynical and more disrespectful. Seeing that Zhang Qiusheng said so much, he didn't have a reliable word, and he didn't care.
Wen Daming had never seen this kind of person, blinking his eyes and listening to Zhang Qiusheng's nonsense, trying to get some useful information from what he said. But after listening to it for a long time, I could understand every word, but I didn't understand what was going on with this thing that made people become eunuchs.
But Zhang Qiusheng stared at Wen Daming and asked, "Do you understand?" Seeing Wen Daming continue to blink his eyes like an idiot, he sighed and said, "Let me tell you this, my product has no expiration date." This means that it is valid for life once used. If I don't lift it with my own hands, I will be a eunuch for the rest of my life. ”
To be a eunuch for life? Wen Daming set his begging eyes on Niu Changfeng, and this cheap bone couldn't even say a word of begging for mercy. Zhang Qiusheng saw him looking at Niu Changfeng, and then said: "Don't look at the old cow, don't think that after I leave, you can kowtow and beg him to help you solve your acupoints." He doesn't even know how to point acupoints, let alone solve acupoints. Even if he used my product himself, he couldn't untie it on his own. Also,"
Zhang Qiusheng changed his grinning face, and said in a very strict tone: "Don't think that there are many masters in this world, and it will be a big deal to spend money to ask masters to help you solve it in the future." There are indeed many high-ranking people in this world, and a mountain is even higher than a mountain. But the masters all have their own methods, and no one can unlock the acupoints I pointed. If you ask someone to force it out, it will only get more and more chaotic, and in the end, even I won't be able to solve it. ”
Zhang Qiusheng said these words, in fact, Niu Changfeng knew. He had already learned from Niu Yuejin that Zhang Qiusheng's ghost halls were indeed difficult. He said tentatively to Zhang Qiusheng: "That, Qiu Shao." Can you come back in a month or two to help him untie it? ”
Zhang Qiusheng scolded: ", are you uncomfortable when I'm full? I'm idle, turn a person into a eunuch today, and turn a person into Ximenqing tomorrow? ”
Niu Changfeng has nothing to say, even if you are the boss of the underworld, you can't not only get someone's wife and then turn someone into a eunuch for life. You can't do anything with a single word, it doesn't matter if you are the boss and your wife, but you can't castrate people in order to achieve the goal of long-term hegemony. In order to avoid contagious diseases, the short-term and temporary ones are about the same.
Niu Changfeng had nothing to say, Zhang Qiusheng was too lazy to say, Wen Daming didn't dare to say, and Li Mantun concentrated on reducing the swelling at the corners of his eyes. The scene became very dull. Zhang Qiusheng looked at the hall carefully. It was discovered that this hall was not only large, but also completely old-fashioned in China. In the middle is a table, and under the table is a table of eight immortals, and there is a chair of the master on each side of the table of eight immortals. There is also a pillar on both sides of the hall, and there are two Taishi chairs on each side of the column, and even the Eight Immortals Table here, a total of ten Taishi chairs. That is to say, the owner of this room sits at the table of eight immortals and can receive eight guests at the same time. Now sitting on both sides of the Eight Immortals table are himself and Li Mantun, and they are mainly anti-guest.
Zhang Qiusheng stroked the furniture again, carefully studying what kind of wood the furniture was. It's a pity that he is really a layman, and only knows that the grain of these woods is very fine, and he doesn't understand anything else. I don't know what kind of wood or lacquer is used. I don't know what age the style of the carved patterns on the furniture is. In short, he didn't know anything about furniture, and he was only good enough to tell which was a table and which was a chair. But he can't be wronged too much, there is one thing he still knows. These pieces of furniture are made of the finest wood, and they will definitely be worth a few years and in a few years.
Most of these old houses are very easy to catch fire, and this house should not be burned to the ground, in that case, the prostitute will lose a lot. Zhang Qiusheng was worried about the ancients, and Li Mantun suddenly spoke. He said, "Lao Zhang, you can tell this prostitute-guest to ponder for a while." ”
"Huh? What do you mean? Zhang Qiusheng had two question marks in a row.
"That's right," Li Mantun explained, "Isn't this prostitution a crime?" If you let him ponder like this, it is equivalent to eliminating harm for the people, isn't it? ”
Zhang Qiusheng shook his head and sighed, and said, "Lao Li, you are just blind all day long and don't like to study. Now that we are a society with a legal system, as a good young man and a good student in the new period of socialism, we must conscientiously study, know, and understand the law. Prostitution - Prostitution is just a crime, not a crime. In the Criminal Code, there is only the crime of rape, not the crime of soliciting prostitution. He prostituted and gave money, one was willing to buy and the other was willing to sell, and he did not harm other people, so it was not a crime. Prostitution - Prostitution is the same as fighting if you have nothing to do, but it is a violation of the public security regulations, so it can only be regarded as a violation. If you fight and injure someone, it's the same as if he didn't pay for it, it's a crime. Therefore, fighting and disturbing the peace is not much better than prostitution, and you should not look down on prostitutes. ”
Why did it get on me? Li Mantun is not entangled with Zhang Qiusheng on this point, according to past experience, it will only go farther and farther, and it will not be able to finish it until it gets dark, and even forget what it is about later. Sticking to the topic, he said, "Well, prostitution is not a crime. But it's always hard for the police uncle to arrest him, it's not a thing, right? The police are eating the imperial grain, which is the tax money paid by our people. ”
"Logic, pay attention to logic," Zhang Qiusheng said, "If the police don't arrest prostitutes, they won't eat the imperial grain?" Still eating a lot? The state will never allocate more money to the police because of the hard work of the police in catching prostitutes. On the contrary, it takes a lot of police and material resources to fight, pick quarrels and provoke troubles, and disrupt social order. Selling-prostitution-prostitution is a matter between two people who hide in the corners and rumble in the dark. The police can have time to plan and slow down the arrests.
Fights and brawls are all emergencies, which may occur at any time and place, and are often accompanied by bloodshed and even damage to life and property. The police should always be vigilant and reserve police resources to deal with emergencies. Therefore, when you fight, you have to spend a lot of imperial grain. ”
"Hey, am you mistaken?" Li Mantun was dizzy by Zhang Qiusheng and said, "Why do you always pull on me?" Don't you fight? Are you better at fighting than me? ”
Zhang Qiusheng said: "Think about it, when did I take the initiative to cause trouble? It's all you and Lao Sun who are causing trouble, and Lao Wu and I are wiping your butts. Li Mantun used his brains and tried his best to think about the case of Zhang Qiusheng taking the initiative to cause trouble.
Zhang Qiusheng saw that Li Mantun didn't speak, and then said: "Uncle police is also idle when he is idle, and it's not bad to catch and sell, prostitute and prostitute if he has nothing to do." It can also be regarded as a pastime, and it can also be fined, and it can be engaged in welfare to improve living conditions. Since the common people have to pay taxes anyway, they can't let the police be idle, right? ”
Since Li Mantun left Qilin, he has been thinking about today, and he really hasn't come up with a case where Zhang Qiusheng took the initiative to cause trouble. It's really every time he wipes his butts with Sun Buwu, but he never complained about them afterwards, and he didn't even say it. Unlike Wu Zhen, he had to persuade them a few words afterwards, so that they could not cause trouble in the future. So unconsciously, everyone thought that Wu Zhen was wiping everyone's buttocks, but Zhang Qiusheng was messing around with them.