Before the Spring Festival, Lao Cuihua did not appear. Li Er explained the actual situation outside the customs to the donkey Wufeng in detail, and the two of them scolded the huge behavior, and they were also worried about Lao Cuihua. The two of them unanimously urged Li Er to hurry up and go through the divorce procedures with Liu Xueyin, saying that Liu Xueyin was incorrigible.

Dapeng Zhou Xiaomei and his family asked Xiaofang and his wife to take Li Er and go to the city for the New Year. Usually, Xiaofang and her mother live in a two-story house with Dapeng and his wife. Zhou Xiaomei only did this, because she was afraid that Dapeng's heart would be in Cao Ying's heart and Han, and she was also afraid that Xiaofang would cuckold Dapeng, so she simply asked Xiaofang to live with her, so that she could monitor and control it. However, Zhou Xiaomei is also very reasonable, and every once in a while, she pushed Dapeng into Xiaofang's bedroom, telling him that his original husband and wife would also reunite and take care of each other, so as not to be suspicious and dark.

Li Er did not listen to the arrangement of Dapeng and his family, but asked Dapeng's family of three to go to the mayor's in-laws to celebrate the New Year and please his in-laws. And he and Xiaofang Niang, spending the New Year at their son's house, have the best of both worlds. Even if she took care of Zhou Xiaomei's face, the two did not meet, which saved a lot of embarrassment.

Li Er resolutely rejected Liu Xueyin's request to spend the New Year with him. quickly cut through the mess, cut off a relationship with her, and on the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, he went through divorce procedures with her. Since then, Liu Xueyin's life has returned to the original point, and Li Er has also become a single. He can't get over his face, he wants to get back face, drink some wine and go to talk to Da Da Bo Theory, Liu Xueyin doesn't say anything, but Da Da relies on some kung fu, his fists are big and his arms are thick, and he is not reasonable at all. When Li Er said that it was important, he couldn't help but go up and scratch the huge. Although he was much taller than Pang, he didn't know kung fu after all, so he was knocked to the ground, but Liu Xueyin helped him up from the ground and protected him with his body, so he rescued Li Er and sent him away, and was helped to the store by a donkey to rest. When I touched it with my hand, my nose bleed. The anxious Li Er scolded his former wife Zhang Fengxian on the phone: "You die in the martial arts school." You don't care if I call someone to kill me? Fuck, get back and avenge Lao Tzu. Otherwise, when you die, you will not be allowed to enter my Li family's ancestral forest, and you will be a lonely ghost for 10,000 years! ”

Zhang Fengxian asked: "Who provoked Second Master Li to be so atmospheric?" I'll give you a head out and clean him up. ”

Li Er explained the cause and effect clearly, especially when he went home on a snowy night a year ago and encountered a huge Liu Xueyin's cheating, he said it in detail.

Zhang Fengxian said: "To deal with the huge, do you still use your hands?" I used to teach you to kick the telephone pole outside our house, just to teach you martial arts. How did you forget this? ”

Li Er realized in a panic, I used to know martial arts, he complained to Zhang Fengxian: "Big wife, why didn't you say it earlier, let me suffer such a big loss." ”

Zhang Fengxian instructed Li Er: "When kicking people, it takes a lot of strength to kick the telephone pole, and the lower plate of the person is not as hard as the cement telephone pole." Trying to be a point, kicking someone else's leg off is not a joke, at least you will lose money, and at worst you will go to jail, remember? ”

Li Er asked: "What should I do if I can't beat it?" ”

"If you can't beat it, run away. called back, and the old lady went back to clean up his turtle grandson. ”

Li Er put down the phone, asked the donkey to take out a chicken to eat, and drank a small bottle of Erguo to strengthen his courage, and went to Liu Xueyin's house again to find a huge account, shouting to take revenge.

Ignoring him, Liu Xueyin saw that his face was flushed and he walked swayingly, and concluded that he was drunk and found fault, so he got up to block him and prevented him from entering the house. Li Er shouted and scolded outside the door, attracting many onlookers. Huge rushed out of the house and knocked Li Er to the ground with a punch. Li Er was not convinced, and got up to fight with the giant. When rural men fight, they generally tear and pull with both hands, and wait for an opportunity to kick people's calves with their lower heads. Li Er kicked several times, but he didn't kick hugely, and secretly thought to himself: The big mother-in-law's trick doesn't work. Huge dodging around can't kick, what to do, is thinking about countermeasures, not paying attention, telling the huge to look at the gap, a punch on the little stomach, a bow at the waist, immediately bent the knee on the ground. Huge didn't care about him, and went back to the house alone.

The leather donkey came over to help Li Er and walked back, still talking to him: "Second Master Li, just called, I heard that your wife taught you kung fu." I thought I would win this challenge. It doesn't seem like so. Go back, eat another chicken to make up for it, ask your wife how to start, and it's not too late to challenge when you really understand. ”

Li Er returned to the Donkey Restaurant, sat in the corner and sulked, and said to himself: "Strange, he has been in prison for two years, his main job is cooking, and his daily martial arts practice will not be very long. The dignified Li Er, who has slept with the martial artist in his arms for more than 30 years, hasn't he learned a single move? If the young man doesn't work hard, the boss will be sad. You should know that it is useful as soon as possible, and ask your wife to teach you three tricks and two styles when you are young, so you will not suffer this big loss. The more I thought about it, the more annoyed I became, the more angry I became, and I took out the phone and scolded Zhang Fengxian again: "Auntie, your bullshit is not good, and you don't want me to kick it." ”

After Li Er scolded Zhang Fengxian on the phone, he was helpless and sat opposite the leather donkey and sulked. Wufeng was diligent, hurriedly made a pot of good tea, put on the chessboard, and motioned to the two donkeys to play chess. Li Er didn't do it, and the donkey persuaded: "Second Master Li, you can't get angry with Dafang, it's not easy to clean him up?" However, it is better not to let him die, and let him suffer some hardship. ”

Li Er shook his head: "The current one is not as big as before. He's also a good learner. Or maybe play chess. Later, I will call Huang Dakuo to come over, go outside to play, and go to the evil spirit. ”

The donkey said, "That's right." Can't be like a villain. ”

Since defeating Li Er, the huge has been famous, and he is proud all day long, walking with his chest up and his head up, three points longer than the neck of the arrogant big rooster. Liu Xueyin didn't say it, but she was quite satisfied in her heart, she had a huge nest for a lifetime, and today she was suddenly extremely powerful, and the breath she had lame for a lifetime was released today, and the blocks in her chest were removed, and she was panting up and down, which was called happiness. As soon as the qi is smooth, the face is naturally full of smiles.

Li Er saw that the huge couple was so angry, and he was extremely angry in his heart, he was bored at home every day, the door did not go out, the second door did not enter, and gradually even the restaurant of the leather donkey was lazy to pass, and became a living immortal.

Seeing that Li Er's spirit had collapsed, he became more and more proud. On this day, I was sitting on the street pretending to be an uncle, and I saw a foreigner with a rucksack on his shoulder, and went to the donkey restaurant to eat chicken, and by the way, I asked if there were any hegemonic figures in the local area? The leather donkey pointed to the big man and said, "The big master over there, you know some martial arts, can you find him?" ”

The man looked big and short, and hesitated, and the leather donkey beckoned the big man over and asked the two to face each other. A few minutes later, I saw a huge amount of luck in the palm of my hand, and I slapped the leather donkey's table to a pulp, and the teapot and tea bowl and roast chicken stew on the table all fell to the ground with a "bang", and the anxious leather donkey circled around the house, shouting Wufeng: "Miss Five, where is my murderous kitchen knife?" Hurry up and get it at the head of my bed, the huge turtle grandson dares to smash the field of the leather master, it's strange if I don't split him. Bullying Li Erxing, my donkey doesn't eat this set! ”

The guest hurriedly grabbed the donkey, took out a thousand yuan and handed it to him, with a good attitude of calming things down: "Boss, don't be angry, I will pay for the damage to the tables and chairs, one thousand is not enough, there is still here." As he spoke, he took out a large stack of money from his pocket and shook it in front of the leather donkey, and the leather donkey saw clearly that the handful of money was not less than 50,000 yuan, and he accompanied the smiling face at the moment, rearranged the tables and chairs, served the vegetables and chicken, and arranged for the guests to continue to eat and drink. Huge also sat down to accompany him. The three of them talked very speculatively. After understanding, this person is from Jiangsu and Zhejiang, is a feng shui gentleman, and also pounds cultural relics. A discerning person can see at a glance that he is a speculative cultural relics dealer, and looking at yin and yang feng shui, it is just a cover. According to his own disclosure, at the foot of the Niu Mountain in Guqi Kingdom, there are people in the same way who have dug up a lot of bronzes, which are priceless. As soon as he came, he wanted to buy and resell to the south. Second, I want to try my luck. He also brought one of the world's most advanced metal detectors・・・・・

Pangda said: "I'll be your bodyguard, three hundred a day, eat and drink, or pull it down." ”

"It's cheap. Talent in the north is cheap. In our hometown, a skill like Pang Ye is at least 500 yuan a day. In addition, you have to eat and drink well. ”

When he heard this, his heart suddenly burst into joy, and Yang slapped the table again. The boss of the south hurriedly hugged his arm: "Mr. Pang, if you go down with this palm, Nong will have to pay another thousand yuan, spare me." ”

Dang put down his arm and laughed, "Okay, okay." I you. ”

The boss in the south immediately took out 3,000 yuan and handed it to Pangda: "The meeting gift, a little meaning, not a respect." Tomorrow we will gather here and go to Niushan to explore treasures.