Chapter 655: Ranked Battle
The process was very simple, Li Tianxi kicked very loudly, but soon he fell to the ground even more aggressively.
Hee Sung was so far away, in such a noisy environment, he could hear the sound of his intimate contact with the earth, and look at his expression when he was about to cry, you could know how much pain he was.
"Tianxi," Liu Dashen rushed over, wanting to pull Li Tianxi up, and helped him rub it by the way, "Didn't you break your pelvis." ”
Hearing what he said so strictly, the others also hurriedly surrounded him.
"It must hurt, right?"
"Can you still stand up?"
"Actually, at the beginning, brother, you played quite well," the corners of Hee-sung's lips turned up, and he couldn't hide his schadenfreude.
"Tianxi may be able to enter the upper circle today," No matter what the result of the performance is, the two mushroom Liang seem to be very satisfied, this is actually enough, don't you see that the few men who gloated can't laugh.
"Ah, you can really show Xi àn today," Liu Zaishi, the old man of ten thousand years, pushed Li Tianxi away, completely treating him as a class enemy.
Li Tianxi also knew that he was angry, and hurriedly explained: "Because Brother Zhong Guo is here, he ...... it."
"Why do you regard Zhong Guo as a competitor?"
"Then, let's let Brother Zhong Guo show it next," Xicheng is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, "I invite the muscular man of the family to play." ”
Kim Jong Kook was also polite, put on boxing gloves, and came to the sandbag.
As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one. Whether it is strength or movement, Kim Jong Kook is definitely not much worse than those professional boxers, after all, he has been honed in the gym for many years.
"Brother Shi can help hold the sandbag and feel the strength," Xi Chengjian said, from the swing amplitude of the sandbag, it is not possible to accurately judge the strength and speed of the boxer, only by experiencing it yourself can be more clear.
"Oh," Liu Dashen hugged for a while and couldn't hold on. Only then did he understand that Hee-sung had framed him.
The action of force is transferable.
"Brother Shi, why did you squat down," after framing him, he pretended to be surprised.
"You come here and be beaten, I have to take an X-ray," Liu Dashen rolled his eyes weakly, lying on Yin Zhongxin's shoulder and pretending to be disabled.
"You two can fight," Lee Hyo-ri encouraged the two elders of the family to pinch each other. That's right, the two of them can only be seen, and the others also applauded Xiaoli's idea.
"See who hits the other person in the face first." Hee Sung smiled and set the rules of the game.
"Let me show you my fighting skills," Yin Zhongxin looked at his opponent, and suddenly he was full of confidence, if even Liu Zaishi couldn't win, wouldn't it be a disguised admission that he was the worst in the family.
He always thought that although he was old, weak, sick and disabled, he was at least a little higher than Liu Zaishi.
"I was just joking, don't you know that I practiced martial arts," Liu was not to be outdone on the stone mouth. -for-tat.
While speaking, he also ran to the sandbag to practice, the angle of attack was extremely obscene, and his fists did not leave the three roads of others.
He's lewd. Isn't Yin Zhongxin obscene, this older family member didn't pay attention to his identity at all, and he also ran over and smashed the bottom plate of the sandbag to see the posture. If it really hits, Liu Dashen's son can't be expected to be born.
In order to prevent this, Liu Jae-seok quickly came up with a precautionary move. It seems that it will be enough to deal with Yin Zhongxin.
"It must be a bad battle," Mr. Yin said, worriedly.
"Someone has to fall," Liu Zaishi was interested, deciding to split between him and Yin Zhongxin.
"You have to bring braces too, be more formal, if you knock out your teeth, then you can make headlines tomorrow, it's definitely a big breakthrough in the history of Korean variety shows," Hee Sung teased the two old men and helped them put on all their equipment.
After the two were ready, Xicheng took over as the host, and first introduced the state of the two contestants to the audience, only to hear him introduce fluently: "The one standing on my left is the youth team player Liu Zaishi, Liu Zaishi is now Chinese New Year's Eve seven years old, one meter seventy-three tall, and weighs sixty kilograms......
"IQ114," Lee Hyo-ri added, "Liu-in-Shi!" ”
After the introduction, Liu Zaishi jumped around like a monkey and made some unbelievable movements.
This national presiding officer, there is usually no lower limit.
"The next thing you'll see is a heavyweight, the red team player Yoon Zhongxin! Yin Zhongxin is now 40 years old, weighs 57 kilograms, and is said to be 1.7 meters tall, this referee does not believe it......"
Correspondingly, the family members booed.
This old guy is at most 1.65 meters, where did he get 1.7 meters, it's really shameless.
"Well, in this showdown of the century, the famous boxer Kim Jong Kook Xi from the gym will be the referee of the match, please look forward to their performance."
Kim Jong Kook grabbed the hands of Yoo Jae-seok and Yoon Zhongxin, and said seriously: "You can hit anywhere, until one person has a nosebleed or faints." "This guy obviously has a black belly as well.
With a jingling sound, the old guys, who usually don't like each other, officially entered the stage of pinching each other.
At the beginning, the table was okay, you advance and I retreat, you retreat and I catch, it looks very professional, but soon everyone feels that something is wrong, this Nima is ready to test the year of the monkey and the month of the horse.
When he was really urged by everyone's boos to move forward, Liu Zaishi jumped up and hit Yin Zhongxin on the head, and was hugged by Yin Zhongxin, and the two were entangled like shrews.
When they finished making trouble, Xicheng and Dacheng didn't have any too outstanding performances, and directly entered the ranking time.
"Ah, today's seventh seems hard to decide, right?" Li Xiaoli is really hesitating, the two who are usually at the bottom of the rankings, this time they are really good, at least they have pleased the public.
"Yes, but we have to pick the worst," Park Ye-jin asked, "Can't you pick the two worst, tied for sixth." ”
"The seventh still has to be chosen, but fortunately, some people should be used to it."
At this time, Liu Zaishi felt that his heart had been pulled out of the cold, he always felt that these two people were talking about himself, in fact, it was him. When he was pushed out of the queue and ranked seventh in this year's bed competition, he ran to the sandbag to vent his dissatisfaction, maybe he was hypnotizing himself, this punch was Hyo-ri, and this punch was Ye-jin.
"Actually, what's the difference between the sixth and the seventh," Yin Zhongxin comforted his brother, which meant that he was the next sixth person.
In these years, there are many people who are self-aware.
The following selection of 543 selected Dacheng, Li Tianxi, and Jin Xiulu at one time. Hee Sung and Kim Jong Kook are left with the first and second options.
"Why," Liu Dashen asked sourly: "Xicheng is so bad, he always destroys your affairs, don't you hate him Xiaoli, why do you want him to go to the upper circle." ”
"Ah, the first candidate after a long absence, I think I'm much more handsome than Brother Zhong Guo," Hee Sung touched his face very narcissistically, "Sister Xiaoli must be reluctant to let me hang out with you people." It affects the image too much. ”
Don't think that Xicheng has a special status in the family, in fact, from the birth of the family to the present, he has been one three or four times. even once sadly played happily with Yin Zhongxin and Liu Zaishi.
"Then this time I will use a warm hug to choose today's one," Lee Hyo-ri pursed his lips, his eyes crooked. Ignore the struggle between them.
"Haha, I chose it this way last time, and I got one. This time too, it seems that the nunas must be eager to hug me, "What is shameless, what is shameless, what is shameless, in short, you have seen it today."
After the birth of the family, Xicheng changed so much that people couldn't bear to look at it directly, with a poisonous tongue, narcissism, and a bad stomach......
"And what about this hug," Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin slowly moved forward.
Who will they choose this time?
Before Xicheng felt that someone was hugging him, he heard a burst of exclamation, turned his head to look, and couldn't help but look inside, he really thought of a beautiful beginning, but he didn't expect an end like today.
It's a pity that it's not you, accompany me to the end.
Well, to put it simply, he's the second.
"Why don't you choose Hee-sung and treat him as a candidate," Yoon Zhongxin asked what everyone was curious about.
"It's because he's so bad that he wants to let his hopes be disappointed," Sure enough, only the villain and the woman are difficult to raise, and this woman is also a little vicious.
When the women's ranking, Lee Hyo-ri got the first place, and the embarrassed men and women are really not so embarrassed this time.
"Don't step on me when you go to the bathroom," Liu Zaishi was very entangled, whether such days should continue.
"If you sleep on the side, you won't be stepped on," Kim Jong Kook did not sympathize with this relative.
"Zhong Guo, are you happy?" Liu Dashen glared.
"Happy, I'm the first," Kim Jong Kook was not afraid of him at all.
"Why am I the last one every time," Liu Zaishi said jealously: "Don't be too happy, when new male guests come, they will forget about you, maybe one day you will have to lie next to me." ”
"Aren't you always the last one, when will you be able to accept reality," Hearing him always vomit badly, Lee Hyori couldn't help but sarcastically.
"Ah, really," Liu Dashen was speechless, "Zhong Guo, why don't you say that, when you are not alive, I always give you pocket money, I thought you would bring up this matter from time to time." ”
"I actually said it myself," Shi En didn't want to report that he didn't understand.
"How can you say such a thing with your own mouth," Daesung said he didn't understand.
"Because he doesn't say it, I don't think he will say it," Liu Dashen said indignantly: "Maybe I'm going to pay the bill." ”
In fact, he didn't want Kim Jong Kook to pay back the money or anything, as soon as such a thing came out, everyone could understand how close the relationship between them was, and it was only good for Kim Jong Kook, who had just joined the show.
"How much money was given," Lee asked curiously.
"Let him call back and give 30,000," Liu Dashen thought for a moment and gave an accurate number.
Khan, it's actually the money for a taxi, although 30,000 yuan is not a small amount, but it's not worth writing about it so much.
"I gave 30,000 yuan for the distance of the starting price, is it still less?" Liu Dashen added: "The driver must have found money......
Liu Dashen, you are cute! Is there wood?
"Oppa, why don't you give us pocket money?" Li Xiaoli's sudden sentence immediately resonated with everyone.
"Yes, I'm a member of the family, and he hasn't given me any money," Hee-sung shouted in protest.
"You make more money than me, I'm embarrassed to ask me for money," Liu Zaishi almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, the family was really shameless than the other, he said unevenly: "Especially you, Xicheng, your album sells so well, millions at home and abroad, you should send us pocket money." ”
And he also knows that Hee Cheng is the big boss behind the scenes of hades, and he didn't think it was a big deal when he only had HS before, but now hades' boutique movies and TV series are one after another, and he controls HS, the studio of Mythology, and even S&M, Liu Zaishi feels how fast Hee Cheng's power is expanding.
According to the company's internal sources, if he guessed correctly, he knew that Hee-sung's current target might be the TV station.
Therefore, when Xicheng asked him for pocket money, he really wanted to spray this girl to death with a mouthful of salt water.
The next day I was woken up by a shrill horn, and as usual, I had to solve the problem of who would cook breakfast.
Speaking of this horn, Xi Chengdu was about to form a conditioned reflex, Lin Yun'er deliberately bought a similar horn, and went to his room to quarrel with him at every turn.
She got up early in the morning and practiced filming and practicing in the dark, and others slept like lazy pigs, of course she was unbalanced.
Of course, Hee Sung doesn't hate her for arguing with herself, after all, she is close to the bed and can enjoy the benefits delivered to her door anytime and anywhere.
This time, the game is to write on the blades of a hand-cranked fan, and then shake the fan to make people guess what is written on the rapidly rotating blades.
In the end, the person who failed the game was Lee Tianxi, who chose Kim so-ro as his partner. So the breakfast on this day was taken care of by Lee Cheon-hee and Kim so-ro.
The others didn't have to go back to sleep, but this time they didn't have a chance to sleep in the cage, and everyone had to go and milk the cows.
Participating in this kind of game, you can get in touch with any farm work. Presumably, after this episode airs, Hee-sung's mother will be proud to say that her son not only cuts rice, but also milks cows.
The milking wasn't too difficult, the little cows were cute, and Hee-sung had a decent morning.
After dinner, it is the highlight of the birth of the family in this issue, and it is also the interactive link between everyone and the villagers, the family concert.
PS: I've been back to my hometown in the past two days, and I'm still on the highway most of the time, so let's bear with me, and I recommend a new book for American entertainment: "American Entertainment Tycoon", the author is a very senior Korean entertainment reader, and it's okay to read a little, the standard cool way, and friends who have time to help click it. (To be continued......)