Cao Xingyuan rubbed his hands, hating only that he didn't cut off all his beards, leaving a younger impression on this girl. What does it mean to be young? Young means vitality, it means spirit, it means strength, it means fun, it means love at first sight.

Although old age has the benefit of being old, there are common sayings and verses as proof: ginger is still old and spicy! Lao Ji is in the woods, and his ambitions are thousands of miles; The martyrs are in their twilight years, and their hearts are strong. Mo Dao mulberry night, for the sun is still full of sky. You old bird! Although this statement is extremely vicious, it shows the incomparable strength of the old woman.

The most beautiful is the sunset red, warm and calm!

Even if he talks about being old everywhere, Cao Xingyuan is still looking forward to being young! If she is twenty-seven, eight, thirty-five-six, does this girl still need to talk? Isn't it flying in the world like wings?

Half of his face is under the hazy moonlight, even good people can't see his face and Luo Guo clearly, how can Cao Xingyuan, who is seventy-two years old and has very bad eyes, see it clearly?

Half of his face stretched out his hand, and he thought: As soon as this old man's hand is connected, the virus will infect him! In this world, no one can solve this virus. One pass ten, ten pass hundreds, hundreds pass thousands! For a half-truth like me, it's not a pity to die.

Those handsome men and beautiful women, although it is a pity to die, but what is the use of a pity? Lang De Ni De Lang ~~~ Although half of his face was silent, he couldn't stop the singing in his heart: Lang De Ni De Lang ~~~

Aha! The old man's hand grabbed his hand, and it worked, it worked, it worked! Langdnide, Langdnide~~~

Cao Xingyuan grabbed this hand and immediately felt that this hand was too small. His whole body trembled, and he grabbed the little hand tightly with one hand, and the small folding bench with the other, and mixed the man with the little hand into the courtyard.

He closed the door with a small bench with a folding stool. I was not sure, so I opened the door again, looked left and right, no one, hehe! Otherwise, people will see that I am not serious!

He closes the door and plugs it in!

"Uncle, what are you going to do?" Half of her face pressed the button, and a little girl's delicate voice came out. Langdni De Lang De Ni De Lang De Lang ~~~

"Kid, how old are you?"

Half of his face pressed the button in his pocket: "Fourteen years old." "Langdni De Lang ~~~

"Why did you come out alone?"

Half of the face pressed the button in his pocket: "Lost." "Langdni De Lang ~~~

"And what are you going to do?"

Half of his face pressed the button in his pocket: "Eat some food, by the way, there is a big brother in Zhuangzi who is single, if he wants to, thirty fifty, one hundred and eighty, one hundred two hundred and three or four hundred, I will sleep with him." Tomorrow at sunrise, I will go out again, and at sunset, I will find another place to sleep. "Langdni De Lang ~~~

"Why do you offer prices from thirty to four hundred?"

Half of his face pressed the button in his pocket: "Thirty is the starting price, and four hundred is the cap price!" Don't look at my age, I'm not a virgin anymore! I'm not stupid! I am silver, I don't sell other people's gold, I am old shoes, I don't sell other people's new shoes, I am half of my face, I don't sell other people's whole face! "Langdni De Lang ~~~

"Ah~~~" Although Cao Xingyuan has bad red eyes, his eyes are not very good now, and he has eaten a lot of dead flies. But the ears are quite sensitive. All over the body, all parts are aging, and the second child doesn't need to mention it! Only this hearing is not inferior to that of young people for the time being! As soon as he heard that the little girl was half faced, he screamed in fright.

"Little girl, you said you were half face, you wouldn't lie to me, would you?"

Half of his face pressed the button in his pocket: "Be honest, how can you talk nonsense?" True is true, and the disguise should be stripped away! Lies can't hide the truth, dark clouds can't hide the sun! "Langdni De Lang ~~~

"Little girl, I see you in one set. If you want to say you're a little bitch, I believe it, if you say you're half a face, I won't believe it! ”

Half of his face pressed the button in his pocket: "I'm going to lie to you, I'm a dog!" I'm not going to lie to you, you're a shit! "Langdni De Lang ~~~

Why is this little girl so rude? Originally, at her age, at best, it was only the age of my granddaughter, and I was embarrassed, if she wanted to be like this, I would not be embarrassed!

"Well, little girl, you will stay with me tonight. Anyway, you sell it, and I'll give you a lot of money: fifty yuan, plus two meals tonight and tomorrow morning, do you think it's okay? "What to say, he doesn't believe that the little girl only has half of the face, it is possible to be ugly, half of the face is big and half of the face is small, if you want to say half of the face, the possibility is very small!

Half of his face pressed the button in his pocket: "Uncle, I only charge you twenty-five!" ”

"Why?"

Half of the face hands pressed the button in the pocket: "In your mind, what comes out is the price of the whole face; I only have half of my face, and if I charge you for the whole face, I will be suspected of charging indiscriminately! This is a messy charge, even if the police don't care about the price bureau, even if the price bureau doesn't care, the consumer association will also take care of it! Even if the consumer association does not care, it will be condemned by conscience! ”

Cao Xingyuan dropped the small bench with his left hand, and continued to hold half of his face with his right hand. Not only the face is half side, but also the head is half side!

"Little girl, you are really a crippled person! A person who lives in the world, as long as he is honest, is a great person, a pure person, a moral person, a level person, and a person who does not shout wolf! Little girl, you don't have a disability anywhere else in your body, do you? Cao Xingyuan asked tactfully.

Half of his face pressed the button in his pocket: "Uncle, how old are you this year?" ”

Cao Xingyuan thought about it, everyone is so honest with such a little girl, and I am so old, so why lie about my age? Now that I think about my own thoughts, I can't guarantee the late season; If you lie again, then you won't be able to multiply it by two!

"Seventy-two!" After Cao Xingyuan finished speaking, his heart was very comfortable! It's better to be honest! This world will become a better world!

Half of the face pressed the button in his pocket: "What? You old rascal! You're seventy-two years old, why didn't you say it earlier? I always thought you were twenty-seven! You bullied me into not seeing clearly...... Woo woo...... "Lang De Ni De Lang ~~~."

Half of his face was gone, and he broke free from his hand and rushed to the door. Then, run all the way to the small stone bridge to the west.

When Cao Xingyuan was about to break free of her hand, she even had to use the strength to breastfeed, but she still broke free! He hurriedly followed her to the gate: there was a gray field in front of him, and he did not know where the fourteen-year-old girl had gone! I don't know the direction of chasing; Shouting, fearing that others would hear. He sat down on the ground with his legs limp.

Half of his face came to the small stone bridge and looked at the half of the moon in the river. He knew his mission was accomplished! It's time to go!

He pulled the spray bottle out of his bag and sprayed the liquid on his body. When he was dying, the last one sang in his heart: Lang De Ni De Lang De Na Lang ~~~

Ten minutes later, half of his face turned into a faint white smoke that drifted into the air.

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On the sixty-sixth floor of the Golden Eagle Building, a floor of more than 3,000 square meters, in addition to the security guards and small secretaries on the periphery, there is only one person in Shui Shengxue, on the desk of the huge function room, Shui Shengxue saw that half of his face on the computer disappeared, he suddenly felt sad, and his right eyebrow kept rising.

He is sad that good flowers do not bloom often, and good times do not last long; He was sad that a good person like half his face didn't live long.

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Cao Xingyuan felt the palm of his right hand cold, like a feeling like he had Ren Dan in his mouth!

Cao Xingyuan is also sad! It's just that the content of his sadness is different from that of the Water Saints! So far, he didn't know that half of it was a man, a half-flesh and half-big man! He really thinks of him as a little girl!

The rabbit in hand ran away! The duck in hand flew! Half of her face and half of her head, but her body is complete! At that time, after touching half of her face, I touched her right shoulder and left shoulder, both of which were covered with flesh. From this point of view, she wants to fake below, which is very unlikely!

Besides, this is an honest girl, a fair girl, and she is a very thoughtful girl! On the question of fees, she took into account both the police, the price bureau, the consumer associations and the conscience!

What a good girl? Where the hell have you been this night? Don't go to the village! The yellow dog of the pockmarked Zhang family can bite! Don't go to the village! Seventy-three-year-old one-eyed dragon Zhao Guangyu, he is not as gentle and frugal as me!

Don't go out of the village! The road out of the village to the west is more than thirty miles! A little girl like you, although she has half of her face, is also full of risks! Those second slippers are waiting on the road to eat smart food!

The cool air in his hand reached the crook of his arm, and he was shocked: Could it be that she is a ghost? Wrong wrong! If it's a ghost, I've been with her for so long, and I touch her hand, not only does it not feel cold, but my palms are sweaty?

An hour passed, and the crescent moon also fell into the west ravine, Cao Xingyuan not only did not have anyone to kiss him enough, but felt cold all over!

In the spring, a six-pound quilt is so warm! However, it is cold at this time! So, he went to the big closet and took out an eight-pound quilt and pressed it on a six-pound quilt, but he was still shivering!

He spread out the electric blankets, which are rarely used in winter, and turned on electricity. It's still cold.

He thought that his eyes were not good, and if they were good, he could see in the mirror at this time: his face was pale, and the goosebumps on his face were one by one, like millet seeds, and his lips were dark and purple, like the little purple flower on the side of the road.

Just when it was so cold to the bones that it was freezing that the whole body was like a ball. It's starting to heat up. Little by little, his body stretched until each finger was straight.

He turned off the electric blanket, and it was still hot; He took off the eight-pound quilt, and it was still hot; He lifted off the six-pound quilt, and it was still hot; He peeled off the bedding, leaving only a smooth thin rivet, still hot.