Chapter 199: Shut up and Zen

"The IQ of the ancients is worrying." Wang Tian replied lightly. Both in terms of intelligence and appearance, human beings are evolving step by step. So the ancients were dumber than modern people and uglier than modern people, and they were fooled by this question, and it is easy to understand.

Wang Tian once saw the photos of those concubines in the Qing Dynasty, which were all fat and round. Of course, this is only a general phenomenon, and some special cases are excluded. In ancient times, there were still some sages and beauties, but they were very special individuals. Just like the smart man Confucius, Li Bai, etc., the beauties have Shih Tzu Diao Chan.

"What are you talking about, why don't I understand?" Many people were confused, but Wang Tian and Monk Shiming didn't bother to explain to them, and their conversation just now had already explained this issue very thoroughly.

"I have one more question...... "Monk Shiming said.

"Are you still finished?" Wang Tian was very impatient.

"I promise it's the last question." Monk Shi Ming said.

"It's better to be the last one, you see my business has been affected by you." Wang Tian said depressedly.

"Hehe, my last question is ......" Monk Shi Ming was very thick-skinned, Wang Tian said that he had affected his business, and he didn't say anything to compensate, but asked his own question: "If your wife and your mother fall into the water together, they can't swim, you can only save one, who do you choose to save?" ”

Yes! The problem? The crowd of onlookers immediately became interested, and everyone had heard the question.

The old monk's two questions just now, this student answered them very well. I wonder how he would answer this question, and whether he would answer it perfectly? Some people are curious to know Wang Tian's answer.

This old monk is really in line with modernization, and such questions have been asked. Others think so.

"I'm not married......," Wang Tian said.

"I'm talking about 'if', it's a hypothesis. Please don't shy away from my assumptions, answer them head-on. "The monk Shi Ming wanted to force Wang Tian to have no way out, and he said in advance that he was hypothetical. For Wang Tian to answer this question, he must follow his assumptions.

"Well, I'll ask you a question too. If you answer me, I'll answer the question. Wang Tian said. I thought, since you forced me like this, don't blame me for being rude.

"What's the problem?" Monk Shi Ming asked.

"If you could marry a wife, would you like beautiful breasts or "qiaotun"? At ooxx, you like female superiors. Or do you prefer? Wang Tian asked.

"Sin, sin!" The monk immediately clasped his hands together and cried out for his sins.

"Hahaha" Hearing Wang Tian's words, the onlookers laughed. Ask an old monk such a question, and it is estimated that this old monk will not be able to bear it.

"I also said if ......," Wang Tian said coldly.

Since it's all ifs, you don't dare to answer my questions. Why should someone answer your if? The assumption of the monk's question was originally to push others to an extreme situation. Moreover, the possibility of the existence of this hypothesis is very small, the world is so big, I have never heard of similar things reported on the Internet.

Since you assume so, Wang Tian can also give him a hypothesis. When you want to embarrass others, you should first think about yourself being embarrassed by others.

"The donor is amazing...... The poor monk admits defeat! "Monk Shi Ming automatically admits defeat, for the question he just asked. Wang Tian had already done the best counterattack, and the counterattack was so powerless that he had no power to fight back, and he had to admit defeat.

"This student is so powerful, he actually made the senior monk of Shaolin Temple admit defeat!" It was only at this time that these spectators knew how powerful Wang Tian was.

"What do you call the donor?" Monk Shi Ming asked.

"Wang Tian."

"Good name! Could it be that the donor is practicing closed-mouth meditation? The monk Shi Ming didn't leave, and asked Wang Tian again.

"Shut up? I didn't speak for three years, and when I spoke, I became a blockbuster? Wang Tian asked curiously.

"No, no, no, closed-mouth meditation is to speak infinitely. Leave others with nothing to say. Monk Shi Ming said. Wang Tian's answer just now was very powerful, so he had such a question.

"No, no." Wang Tian learned his tone and spoke, "I don't practice closed-mouth meditation, I practice crow's mouth." ”

"Crow's mouth?" Monk Shi Ming was stunned, he had never heard of the Zen machine of the crow's mouth, "What is the cultivation of the crow's mouth?" He humbly asked Wang Tian for advice.

"Repairing a crow's beak is ...... If you make it difficult for me any more, you will be dumb within a month. Wang Tian said coldly.

"Ahhhh......h But to his astonishment, all he said was a hoa, like a mute.

The monk's face changed sharply, and he sat there uncertain.

Suddenly. He stood up, bowed deeply to Wang Tian, and then turned to leave.

"What's wrong with him? Could it be that he has really become mute? "Quite a few people were stunned when they saw this.

Seeing the stunned eyes of this group of people, Wang Tian said lightly: "Probably he just listened to my assumption and wanted to go home and marry a wife." ”

"Hahaha!" The crowd burst into laughter again.

Of course, many people have doubts in their hearts, but they don't believe that Wang Tian has such 'mana'. No one would believe such a thing.

"This monk is the seat of the Dharma Hall, and it is also famous in the Shaolin Temple...... said an audience member who is familiar with the Shaolin Temple.

"Even he didn't stump this student!" The people who heard it next to him were very surprised, the seat of the Dharma Hall of Shaolin Temple was actually deflated in front of this student? Then this student is really not simple!

Just now, the monk explained that many people forgot to buy Wang Tian's things. Besides, Zhang Gongzi's starting price for Wang Tian was 10 million, so after watching the excitement, the crowd began to disperse.

Wang Tian didn't want to sell things now, he set up a stall here mainly to wait for his sister and Mo Zigui. In advance, they saw Wang Tian setting up a stall here, and it was easy to find themselves. But I don't know why they were so interested in visiting this fair, and they haven't come here yet.

Just as he was about to close the stall, two women suddenly came over. One was about forty years old and very shrewd and capable. The other one is younger, looking to be in their mid-twenties. Dressed in casual clothes, with a hat on her head, and a pair of large black-rimmed sunglasses on her eyes, it is difficult to see her full face.

But even if you look at the face under the glasses, it is also very beautiful.

"How do you sell this bracelet?" The young woman picked up Wang Tian's bracelet and asked.

"Ten million!" Wang Tian didn't bother to change the price, and it was this price that scared away the other customers just now.

"Ten million!? Hehe! The young woman smiled and put it down. But then she picked it up again, and it seemed that she really liked this thing, but she thought that Wang Tian's bid was too expensive.

The woman next to her knew the young woman's thoughts, and began to talk to Wang Tian: "Your thing does look beautiful, but you can't shout at this price." ”

"Love to buy or not to buy." Wang Tian said lightly.

"You ......" The middle-aged woman choked on Wang Tian's words. Although the young woman was very wealthy, 10 million was not a small amount for her.

"Forget it, I don't want it, let's go." The young woman put down her bracelet and said to the middle-aged woman.

"No! I'll have to reason with him. "The middle-aged woman is a veteran, and she is a young woman's subordinate. Seeing that the boss likes this thing, and thinks the price is too expensive, she has to come up with her negotiation methods. If she couldn't handle such a student-like person, the young woman would doubt her abilities.

"If you sell for 10 million for such a thing, you think your thing is a treasure?" The middle-aged woman said to Wang Tian, "As far as I know, a thing like this is worth a million at most even authentic Hetian white jade. ”

"This is the magic weapon exchange meeting, if you want to buy Hetian jade, you can go to the jewelry store." Wang Tian said.

"You're obviously a cheater, can you be sure you're selling magic weapons? What is the evidence? The middle-aged woman said.

"Forget it, don't tell him, just buy it at his price." The young woman said suddenly, she had let go of wanting to leave, but after thinking about it, she felt that she couldn't give up, and finally made up her mind to buy it.

"No, 10 million is too high, no matter how you say it, you have to say less." The middle-aged woman struggled to get her boss to spend less.

"I said, if you love to buy or not, you can go if you don't buy it." Wang Tian was impatient.

"Why are you like this?" The middle-aged woman was annoyed by Wang Tian's attitude. "Ten million is fine, but this bottle of your pill must be used as an additive." The middle-aged woman pointed to the bottle of elixir next to the bracelet and said. Although she didn't know the effect of the elixir, she wanted to occupy it so that her boss would not suffer too much.

"I'm sorry, I'm afraid this bottle of elixir is more expensive than this bracelet!" Wang Tian said.

"What?" Both the middle-aged woman and the young woman wondered if they had heard it wrong, a bottle of elixir was more expensive than this bracelet? In other words, this bottle of elixir is worth more than 10 million!

"Don't be afraid to flash your tongue when you say big things, what effect does your pill have and dare to shout such a high price?" The middle-aged woman asked.

"What is the effect of this bottle of elixir, if you want to buy it, I will sue you. But what I can tell you is that you might as well buy this bracelet as well buy this bottle of elixir. Wang Tian said.

"Oh~ Is this bottle of elixir really that good?" The young woman came interested.

"The name of this bottle of elixir is 'Zhuyan Dan', which can ensure that the girl's appearance will not change for thirty years." Wang Tian said.

"Guaranteed to look the same for 30 years? Are you bragging? The girl was shocked by the effect that Wang Tian said, if there is really such an effect, don't say it is 10 million, even if the price is high, she is willing to buy it. No way, who called her a vase?

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