"It's all you, dead madman, stinking madman. What kind of wine did you pour him, look at it, what it has become. At this time, Xu Yuxi was a little unhappy. I was so drunk that I climbed on the table and fell asleep instantly, which is really capable.

"Why do you feel sorry for him?" The madman asked with a smile.

"Who, who is distressed. I'm not one of them, I don't care about my. Xu Yuxi is duplicitous. But when she said this, she was obviously lacking in confidence, leaning sideways, and didn't dare to face the madman three.

"Haha, this little face is red, and he still doesn't admit it. You girl, you have also reached the age of the first love, this is normal, normal. But this falling flower is intentionally ruthless, what do you say? ”

When Xu Yuxi heard this, his face became very ugly, and it was really like this. Luohua is intentionally ruthless, and people who have wives are still married. In fact, according to Xu Yuxi's customs here, girls are generally married at the age of eighteen or nineteen, and as for the so-called marriage certificate, they will make up the ticket after getting on the bus. So, they don't take the marriage certificate as important.

"Actually, this stinky boy likes you." Three ways of madness.

When Xu Yuxi heard this, a hint of joy flashed in his eyes.

"Really?"

"Of course." The madman said: "When he looks at you, he is clearly looking at you with a kind of gaze that is looking at his beloved woman." Actually, yesterday, I really thought the two of you were a couple. ”

After hearing this, Xu Yuxi lowered his head and said: "Actually, I've only known him for a few days, and I said that I would bring him to Lingshan, and he gave me 5,000 yuan." As a result, all he gave me was the price. I wasn't convinced, so I followed him. But after going up the mountain, I found that this guy was unexpectedly reliable and gentle to people. And very good at taking care of people, you say this girl, who doesn't like this reliable, gentle boy who can take care of people? Anyway, he has a little bit of a good impression of him, but he seems to be lukewarm about feelings, and it seems that he loves his current wife very much. Anyway, he's going to leave after going down the mountain, it doesn't matter. I, Xu Yuxi, am not bad, why should I hang myself from a tree, and I am not a fool, there are many boys chasing me, why do you want to post it upside down to this guy. ”

"Haha, don't give up the whole forest because of one tree, but get lost in the forest. So, I think you're destined to be hanged from a tree. My third master can't be wrong, Yuxi girl, I'm talking here today, if you don't hang yourself on this tree, you will find me to settle accounts later. I count my dead to dig a grave. Haha~ I also went to sleep, and I still had an appointment with someone in my dream. Yuxi girl, help this stinky boy to the bed too. With that, the madman stretched out, laughed, and went to sleep in his hammock.

Inside the house, Xu Yuxi's face was as red as a ripe crab. Looking back, the madman was already lying in the hammock, snoring. She couldn't help but purse her mouth and said, "Two drunken maniacs, they still snore like this when they sleep." Hang yourself on this tree, what are you kidding, I, Xu Yuxi, am not unwanted, why do you want to post it upside down. Even if it's upside down, people still don't appreciate it, aren't I cheap? After finishing speaking, Xu Yuxi picked up Lin Hong, who was sleeping like a dead pig, and then dragged him to the bed.

"Where am I?"

Lin Hong found himself in an illusory space, surrounded by gray, making it impossible to see where this was.

"It's in a dream." Suddenly, the madman three came from afar.

"In a dream? You're not kidding me. How awake would I be in a dream? Lin Hongdao.

"Stinky boy, this is in a dream. I, Crazy Man Three, never owe favors to others, so now I'm giving you back this favor. "Three madmen.

Lin Hong scratched his head, confused. What is this for? Also, is this really in a dream?

"Don't be so polite, didn't you save me before? Let's just settle it. Lin Hongdao.

"Stinky boy, stop talking nonsense. You have to remember that I don't believe in you, but in Yuxi's eyes. You listen to every word I say below, and if you wake up and forget about it, it's your own business. "Three madmen.

"Say it." Lin Hong was also stern at this time, and he seemed to feel something.

"Sleeping is a kind of Taoist qi practice. Now, I will teach you the dream trick, the sleep trick, also known as the sleep fairy. It is the mental method created by the ancestor Chen Luan, and its secret is only one word, sleep. Chen Kuan's ancestor slept for 800 years, and slept out of the Qing Dynasty of the Great Song Dynasty. This Chen Tuan ancestor was made a sleeping fairy by later generations, and this dream trick is also his life's work. Now I will pass on your dream secret, and you will be my Taoist heir in the future. ”

When Lin Hong heard this, he was overjoyed. This dream trick should be a very awesome mental method, otherwise that Yuan Long wouldn't want to get it so much.

"Thank you, master." Lin Hong knelt down at this time.

"Get up." The madman said: "I swore a poisonous oath that I will never accept any more apprentices." You should be destined for you and me, and this dream trick will be given to you. As for the title of master and apprentice, there is no need for it. If you have a heart, be a good person in the future. I don't want a second Yuan Long. ”

"Division...... The third master can rest assured. ”

"Okay, now I'll teach you the trick of sleeping. It is able to fuse all the qi so that the two qi in your body that are restrained by each other will be balanced. As long as you work hard, when the time comes, you will merge the three central qi into one, and a bright superstar will appear in the martial arts world. But there are too many closed veins in your body, and your strength will be capped at most at the fifth layer. But as long as there are more than nine layers of qi to open up the closed meridians in your body. Burst out all the dormant qi in your body, and that will be when you soar into the sky. ”

"Third master, I don't understand. Why am I born with so many meridian blockages? Also, find a ninth-order qi person to help me open up the meridians, how should I get through? ”

The madman touched his rosacea and said: "Your meridians are closed because of your previous living habits, looking at you like this, you should have been a waste material who only knew how to eat, drink, and sleep." Otherwise, you have done too much evil in your last life. ”

"......" Lin Hong was speechless, but he agreed with the second statement.

"As for how to open up your meridians, this does not mean that you can open them up, it depends on your chance. It may be a little bit of a no-brainer, or it may be nothing at all, or it may be bullshit. Anyway, if you want to open up the meridians, it is the most effective way to put them to death and be reborn. Okay, without further ado, I'll pass on the sleep recipe to you. ”