Chapter 66: Lion Tiger? Master?!
"Let me tell you, that's basically how I wander around every day, waking up in the morning and riding a horse around, at most to go to see the cattle and sheep a little." Wei Da seems to be really idle, originally relatives thought that Wei Da is now a big boss and must be busy with his feet not touching the ground, but in the past two days, seeing Wei Da take them around to play, this also made them a little surprised.
"Uncle Cousin, I want to play with guns, do you have any guns?" Now the two children have become Wei Da's followers, but as soon as this proposal came out, Wei Da shook his head.
Wei Da never boasted that he now had several guns, because he knew what guns meant to the country, and honest uncles might not be able to accept it. Although he has his own private shooting range, Wei Da has not used his gun at all in the past two days, and the safe that locks the gun has not been touched; It's just that Weida doesn't play with guns, and the cowboys in the ranch still occasionally go to play, although the sound insulation effect is very good, and the cowboys don't take out their guns to show off, but several relatives know that everyone in the United States has guns.
"What kind of gun to play with, when you return home, ask your grandfather to buy you a toy gun. I'll take you to a helicopter in the afternoon, and I'll be honest when the time comes. "The two children have not been in a helicopter, but their parents went to try it first, but the noise of the helicopter is too loud, and this thing seems to fly unsteadily, so the parents don't like helicopters, or civil aviation is better, the plane is big, stable enough.
After carefully checking the equipment, Wei Da smiled as he watched his uncle sit in the co-pilot with the excited Zhenhao on his face; Now flying a helicopter is also a very simple thing for him, that is, to let his uncle feel it a little, so it is good to fly as steadily as possible by going around in a circle.
Except for the aunt, who was a little afraid of the helicopter accident, several other relatives tried the helicopter; It's just that Wei Da is more injured, except for the two little children, and the uncle and they all have a very bad feeling about the helicopter, which is noisy and unstable, which makes people feel uneasy.
"I'll take you guys to go lobster fishing in the afternoon, and we'll go to the zoo tomorrow!" Wei Da smirked, lobster fishing was also a fun part of his childhood; It's just that the average rural child may not be able to enjoy such fun, crayfish is still very hot in the domestic market, the price of lobster is also very high, of course, the most important thing is that although there are a lot of wild crayfish now, but it is definitely not like when I was a child, there are a lot of crayfish in every pond in the village.
"Hey, there are crayfish in the United States too? Didn't you say that the crayfish were brought to China by Japanese devils? "Uncle is very strange, and the individual is also false; Crayfish are not native to China, but the origin of crayfish is a bit strange and false.
"Lao Mei's crayfish have a longer history than us, and they also eat crayfish, but not much. I also found out some time ago and went to buy some crayfish to keep in a small pond in the ranch. In the afternoon, I took two little ones to go lobster fishing, and I guess you won't let them play in the water when you're at home. Wei Da also knows that some rural children are not in bad condition now, and they are all relatively pampered, and now they are basically only children, plus in general, the living conditions are good, and today's children are really not as wild as when they were young.
Fishing for lobster with beef, which is really a bit of a luxury; In fact, Wei Da has no choice, there is no other meat at home to catch lobster. Frogs don't, snakes don't dare to catch them, or beef is best bullied; So I found two small wooden sticks and tied them with ropes, then tied the beef, and let the two little ones each carry a shrimp rod and set off.
As for the uncle, they are not afraid to be idle at home, and Lao Mei also has some TV stations with Chinese channels; The most important thing is that one billion people have 900 million hemp, and there are 100 million people observing, there is such a big artifact as mahjong, and my mother will not be idle at home; When Wei Da was a child, he often watched his parents play mahjong, and he was relatively proficient, I remember when I was a child in preschool, the teacher wrote the word 'China', and Wei Da knew, "The 'middle' in the red!" ”; This also made the mother educated by the teacher, and it also became a joke for the people in the village for many years.
Although there are not many crayfish in the pond now, but it can still make the children enjoy a lot of fun, whenever a crayfish is crayed, the two children are able to be excited for a long time, although they are also a little afraid of these crayfish claws, but the two little guys who are full of interest are also constantly discussing, in fact, the crayfish is still very delicious.
"Son, hurry up and come back to me, you have a foreign girl at home and a child, what kind of mess have you done to me!" Wei Da originally planned to continue to catch more lobsters, but soon received a call from his mother, and Wei Da was also stunned when he heard that his mother was a little angry and ruined.
That's a big joke!
Mom and Dad don't understand English, and obviously they can't communicate with foreigners; In addition to Wei Da, the two brothers Fang Liang and Fang You who can speak Mandarin and English in the ranch are now, but now they are busy herding cattle.
"Mom, don't worry, now you don't have a grandson, this must be a misunderstanding, don't think about it, call that foreign girl, I guess it should be someone I know." Wei Da quickly reacted, he knew that there were really few Yanmars, especially with children, and it was estimated that it was Angela.
"This is Wei, is it Angela?" Wei Da naturally thought of Angela, that is, she estimated that she would take her younger brother to the ranch to find her, and it is estimated that it is also because of kung fu now, it seems that the little guy must have thought about learning kung fu for the real time.
"Hello, Da." Angela's relieved voice came from the other end of the phone, although she didn't know Wei Da's parents, but watching a group of people playing mahjong at Wei Da's house, of course she could know that this was a group of people who were very close to Wei Da; It's just that the language barrier, coupled with the excessive enthusiasm of Weida's parents and relatives, also makes her a little unable to cope.
"My parents and uncles just arrived in the United States, you wait a minute and I'll be back soon." Since Angela is here, there is obviously no way to continue lobster fishing now; So Wei Da beckoned Yangyang and Zhenhao, who were still in high spirits, to get into the car quickly, and the most important thing was to start his Dodge Ram and hurry home.
The two little guys are still complaining that Uncle Cousin doesn't let them fish for lobsters well, but there is no way, who makes Uncle Cousin an adult, and children can only be honest and obedient to be a good child.
"Grandma, we're back!" The two children pushed the car door and ran directly towards the house with the bucket, of course they were very happy to catch so many crayfish. It's just that when they first arrived home, it was strange to see two gringos, one big and one small, sitting on the sofa, but fortunately, they had also seen some other gringos in the ranch in the past few days, so although they hadn't seen some curiosity, they were still relatively calm.
"Liger." Wei Da had just entered the house, and little York, who was sitting honestly on the sofa, was extremely clever and kowtowed to the ground; This is what he has discussed with his family in the past few days, Wei is really good at kung fu, so he will not let go of this opportunity, as for apprenticeship, you can learn it by watching those movies, kneel on the ground and kowtow, and if you don't accept apprentices, you won't get up.
Wei Da has a headache, Wei Da's parents, uncle, and aunt are also very strange, what kind of crooked way is this little gringo; 'Lion Tiger', it should still be 'Master'.
"If you don't accept me as an apprentice, I won't be able to get up, Lion Tiger." Little York was lying on the ground, he looked really resolute, he had to apprentice, he had to become stronger, and now he had found a way to become stronger.
"Get up." Wei Da pulled up this little guy, and now the family is looking at him as if they were aliens; If it weren't for Little York's relatively accented 'Lion Tiger', it really makes people suspect that this is an illegitimate child who has found his father.
"Lion Tiger, did you promise to teach me kung fu?" Little York was very excited, he felt that this seemed to be a very good sign, of course, at this time this is just a good beginning, he still needs to continue to show his sincerity, because he and his family seem to know in the past few days, the Chinese accept apprentices is extremely important.
"Liger, my parents are helping me prepare, I will have a prayer post, a teacher worship, Liger!" Little York was almost hugging Weida's thighs now, and the little guy was muttering vigorously, and a series of English with a Texas accent also made Weida's parents extremely puzzled.
"Okay, okay, be cautious about apprenticeship, and talk about it later, you are now half an apprentice." Wei Da also knew that there was no way to entangle with such a child, so it was better to honestly stabilize this naughty ghost first and then explain it to his parents.