Chapter 357: Niangniang, the minister takes the order! (Add)
In the end, You Yang still didn't disappoint Li Ziyue, there is such a saying in this world, there are no girls who can't be handled, only gentlemen who can't fool!
Being able to flicker is You Yang's strength!
Of course, this is also a white lie by You Yang in order to save the relationship between him and Li Ziyue!
This is definitely not an excuse that You Yang deliberately made, he really wanted to save it!
If you want to save, then, the lie must be said, since it is a lie, then it must be said seamlessly, so You Yang started his so-called white lie!
"Yueyue, don't be angry. What you see at night is not what you really see. You Yang said.
"I'll give you a chance to explain." Li Ziyue said calmly.
"That's right, listen to me." You Yang's face was straight, and in order to prove his innocence, he patted his chest and said; "It all started when I saved an old man. Two months ago, Ms. Sophie's grandfather suffered from acute enteritis, and she asked me to accompany her to the hospital. Of course, the reason why I was allowed to go was because of my medical skills, and when I came to the hospital, I was cured of her grandfather's acute enteritis. In order to thank me, Ms. Sophie wanted to ask me out for dinner. However, I didn't have time before, so I was only asked to go today. ”
"Well, I believe you on that." Li Ziyue looked at You Yang and asked sternly; "But who is that girl next to you? Could it be that you invited you to dinner because of the seven aunts and eight aunts you saved her? ”
"Not really." You Yang said; "You also know that girl, speaking of which, we are still acquaintances."
"Acquaintances?" Li Ziyue frowned, and then asked You Yang; "Why can't I remember? Have I seen that girl? ”
"Yueyue, I didn't say you, your memory is really bad." You Yang pointed to Li Ziyue's chest and said; "Remember that lingerie thief? It's the pervert who specializes in stealing women's bras. The girl who was with me was the underwear thief who stole your bra before! ”
"Ahh After Li Ziyue heard this, she came out, and then asked; "That playful girl with an Aralei hat at night is the underwear thief who stole my bra from our house before?"
You Yang nodded and said with a smile; "That cute girl is the underwear thief who stole your hood before. How's that, didn't expect it? ”
Li Ziyue was indeed shocked, if You Yang didn't say it, she really didn't know that the girl who looked so cute and Lori was the underwear thief who stole women's underwear.
It's just that, then, Li Ziyue thought, how could You Yang get together with this underwear thief, could it be that there is something between these two people?
Li Ziyue glanced at You Yang calmly and asked; "Okay, then let me ask you, why is this underwear thief with you?"
"Easy!" You Yang snapped his fingers; "That night half a year ago, I didn't chase this underwear thief from home, and later, I had a fight with her, and after I tore off her mask, I found out that this underwear thief turned out to be an underage cute girl! For the sister, you know, as a man, I must not beat, nor scold, killing is even more impossible, so, in extreme helplessness, my brother I sacrificed my life to take righteousness, promote the fearless spirit of the Chinese people, to influence this girl, finally, with my brother's efforts, this sister was finally influenced by my brother, put down her bra, and immediately became a Buddha! ”
Depend on!
After Li Ziyue listened, she leaned out directly, and she had a little ladylike demeanor.
"No wonder, I said that night, why did you come back so late, you are emotional." Li Ziyue leaned on and said this.
"Of course, although my brother is not a good person, I am very willing to do things like probation. So, Yueyue, you have to believe me. Sophie and I and that lingerie thief are really just friends. ”
You Yang said, then peeked into Li Ziyue's heart and added; "They held my hand, just for fun, and I told them that I had a fiancée at home who was waiting to be fed. So when you went, when you introduced yourself to Sophie, she was so surprised and asked you, you are You Yang's fiancée. What does this mean? Explain, wherever I go, I will move you out, so that I can tell those girls who are plotting against me, my brother is a person with a daughter-in-law, don't harass my brother, otherwise my brother will be angry! ”
After saying it in one breath, You Yang felt that his lie was so seamless, it was really perfect!
If Li Ziyue still doesn't believe it, You Yang is really out of line, everything that should be said has been said, some details of the problem, everything that can be fooled has been fooled, if it can't pass Li Ziyue's level, it is the will of God!
Li Ziyue listened to You Yang's words, and basically believed most of them, even if she didn't believe it, she couldn't find a suitable reason to refute You Yang's words.
After thinking for a while, Li Ziyue said; "Okay, I'll trust you this time. But what you say seems to make sense. When I went, Sophie did ask me, and if you didn't say it, then Sophie wouldn't know that I was your fiancée. ”
"That's smart!" You Yang boasted; "So, no matter what I'm doing outside, I'll never forget that I have a fiancée at home who loves me deeply. Such a superb wife, how could I not want you because of some juniors and juniors? ”
"It's just that people are jealous tonight."
Li Ziyue said aggrievedly; "Seeing them holding your hand left and right, I just feel uncomfortable."
"Don't worry, not next time. You think, if I really wanted to do something, or wanted to do something, I would have used my superpowers to guard you at all times, right? Not to mention you can see me, if I do do something, you won't find out. You Yang said.
Li Ziyue nodded, what You Yang said seemed to make sense.
"That's not the truth. For example, you also know that when I first came down the mountain, your two best friends, Liu Jia and Su Ye, were eyeing me. If I can't contain my heart and have an ambiguous relationship with them, Chen Dong and Wang Shiquan, do you think there is still a play? Therefore, your husband and I are very serious and responsible people for relationships. We've lived together for so long, I promised you, I won't get married and won't move you, right? This is restraint, a man, if he does not have the ability to restrain himself, is he still called a man! ”
When he said this, You Yang wailed in his heart, God, I didn't mean to say this, and I was helpless, so, Jesus, forgive me! I did this just to make a harmonious family more harmonious, can you still bear to demolish me?
In fact, You Yang's concentration is still quite strong, these women, only Jiang Ruyan, Sophie, Tong Duoduo and Li Ziyue have not moved, and the rest are basically unable to escape fate.
However, You Yang doesn't think this kind of amorous love for himself is abusive affection, indiscriminate affection is to see one and love another, and in the end, the harem is full of dozens of women, which is irresponsible to others and irresponsible to himself!
These girls who are with You Yang, You Yang has secretly calculated, and each of them seems to be inextricably linked to him. Although You Yang doesn't know very well, this is the marriage of heaven. There are many things that You Yang can't avoid. Rather than that, why not let it go with the flow and let it develop freely?
Therefore, Liu Jia and Su Ye, even if You Yang doesn't deliberately avoid them, they and You Yang are only fated, and they can't even touch the previous fate.
There are many things that You Yang doesn't say, but he understands in his heart that no matter how you dodge the things that are set by heaven, in the end, you still have to face it.
After saying this, Li Ziyue's face finally got better.
It's just that, after all, such a situation, for a while, is not good to say that it can be good, Li Ziyue needs to buffer.
If Li Ziyue was shopping with another man, and then holding that man's hand, and then, she was seen by You Yang, and you didn't have to think about it, you Yang would definitely slap that man into a meatloaf! Your sister's, brother's woman, you dare to take advantage and shoot your girl to death!
In the same way, although Li Ziyue can't slap Sophie and Tong Duoduo to death, she is still a little uncomfortable in her heart, but fortunately, You Yang can give her a very reasonable explanation, otherwise tonight, it is estimated that You Yang should really burst into tears!
"You Yang, tonight's matter has been revealed here. I won't pursue you anymore, but there will be a next time, hmph, you can do it yourself! ”
Li Ziyue glared at You Yang and said, "Tomorrow morning, my dad will come over." It's getting late, you hurry to bed, and give me some energy in the morning. Also, whatever my dad says to you, you have to promise him, otherwise I will tell my dad that you bullied me last night, and then let my dad sue your master, and then let your master teach you a lesson for me! ”
Wipe!
You Yang wiped it and leaned out; "Daughter-in-law, don't take you to be so threatening. Well, I listen to you, as long as your dad doesn't let me die, I'll promise him the rest! ”
"That's good." Li Ziyue touched You Yang's head; "Also, tonight, you and Xiao Yue sleep together, and I will sleep on that big bed in this palace. In order for you to know the meaning of the word cherish, not only are you not allowed to sleep with me tonight, but you will not be allowed to sleep in my bed for the coming week. And, in order to give you a chance to renovate, this palace will punish you for a week, all the housework in the house, including cleaning the entire villa, making bed sheets, changing clothes, toilets, and three meals a day, etc., are your tasks. Xiao Youzi, don't take the order quickly! ”
No way!
As the best god man, I instantly became a nanny for the family!
You Yang's face changed, holding the principle that the poor and the lowly cannot be moved, and the mighty and unyielding principle, he nodded decisively, "Niangniang, minister, take the order!" ”