Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Strange Disease That Sings the Divine Comedy

Qin Xiaomao didn't need to look in the mirror to feel the appearance of his twisted bird, but how could the two little girls in front of him seem to have taken the wrong medicine......

"Brother Mao...... Ah no, Master Mao, Master Mao save me......" After Lang Chunjie suddenly finished speaking, she ran to Qin Xiaomao, pulled his arm over, and then grabbed his old hand fiercely with a pair of tender hands, as if he didn't care at all about what he just said in his mouth, 'Dig out pig manure'!

What's the situation? Qin Xiaomao was obviously stunned......

But I heard this little lady speak: "Master Mao, please forgive Chunjie for my previous recklessness...... I know hermits like you have quirks, and I hope you'll forgive me! As long as you are willing to make a move, the little girl is willing to repay you in any form......"

What is this? Qin Xiaomao's eyes were about to pop out, and he suddenly shouted: "Slow!" ”

"What's wrong with the master?"

Still called a master? Lao Tzu's overloaded B can also be used well? Qin Xiaomao was puzzled, and hurriedly waved his hand: "I didn't say that I was Brother Mao, a master of the hidden world......"

At this time, the female bodyguard who was taking out her mobile phone and bowing her head raised her head, and her tone changed, "Master, don't pretend!" Look, what is this......"

As he spoke, he beckoned to him with the screen of his mobile phone, and suddenly Qin Xiaomao's heart was cold......

Oh yes! This matter, it seems that it is likely that Wang Yuyan's little lady betrayed herself!! The picture on the mobile phone is the scene of himself going out to chase and steal his cucumber Wang Yuyan from the perspective of the car......

"If you have offended the master before, please Haihan! Seeing that the master was hit by the three successful powers of the little woman's family heirloom north leg, it turned out to be fine, which proves this even more! Well, I hope the master can give me some pointers when I have time......" The female bodyguard Gu Lingling returned to her indifferent expression after speaking.

Learn from your sister! Lao Tzu will break the boulder in the chest with one move, do you still take the time to fight with you, the girl, on the chest? Well, looking at the majesty that you can't hide under your suit, it's actually quite a good idea......

After thinking about it for a while in the blink of an eye, Qin Xiaomao's brain turned back and immediately shook his head, "There are more people who look like them, and this doesn't prove anything!" Besides, if you knew that person was me, why didn't you just recognize me and kick me away! ”

As soon as Qin Xiaomao said this, Lang Chunjie, the lady in the windbreaker, glanced at his dogskin hat, but showed a trace of pain and sadness, but those tender hands still held him tightly, as if he could run away as soon as he let go!

"Hey...... Brother Mao, Master Mao, in fact, Chunjie and I had no choice but to find it through a friend! The family did not have hope, but only hoped that the medication would last...... But I insisted on coming, in a hurry...... Please also ask Master Haihan to ......"

Speaking of this, Qin Xiaomao couldn't help frowning, "Which friend is it?" ”

"Master, don't you know that there is a kind of friend called the circle of friends?" Lang Chunjie replied very smoothly

Hey, I've been playing with shaking for many years, does it seem to be a mountain cannon? Qin Xiaomao couldn't help but think, but he still obviously didn't believe it, "You also believe in an online photo?" ”

"Master, don't pretend! Please, will you promise me...... I ......" said that this girl actually showed a delicate face and cried, quite pitiful

It is undeniable that Qin Xiaomao's compassion is easy to overflow many times, but he also looks at people, and he can still maintain the bottom line for strangers.

Still didn't let go: "If you don't say it, how can I introduce you to Master Mao Ge Mao?" You can't just have a stranger on the street and the master will help, right? A master is a master, but he is not an enlightened monk, and even a compassionate monk needs chance......"

Hearing Qin Xiaomao say this, and looking at his dogskin hat that looked 2B extreme in this late autumn again, Lang Chunjie frowned, "Actually, this matter is that I first saw Lin Miaoer's bizarre experience of successfully losing weight on the circle of friends, and then asked her sister, and her sister was extremely excited after hearing it, and strongly recommended you to me...... The picture was actually taken by her, and she said......"

It seems that she misunderstood Wang Yuyan's little girl, and it turned out to be this little girl!! Qin Xiaomao's heart sank, it seems that this time the trouble should not be small, "What else did she say?" ”

She also said that if you can't cure a strange disease, no one can cure it, and if you can't cure it, it's usually either that you don't have enough money or you don't want to treat it......

Oops my grass!! This heart is too poisonous, isn't it!! Qin Xiaomao's heart couldn't help but flutter!

Let's not talk about whether he can cure the disease, the so-called things gather people in groups, let's just say that the people introduced by the girls with her background, where can the background be worse? If this thing is forced to be stuffed into yourself, and it can't be cured or something, it's not a problem......

Thinking of this, Qin Xiaomao said helplessly: "Hey, I'm not afraid to tell you directly, me and that mother...... That person has a grudge, and she's not only harming you, but also me......"

But for some reason, the lady in the trench coat still didn't believe what he said, and shook her head, "Master Mao, no matter what you say is true or not, I believe you!" After all, her sister's situation can't be made up to deceive people, and as a person in the same circle, I still know some secrets that no one knows...... Raise your hand and help me, poor little woman! ”

I knew that Lao Tzu didn't pretend to be so special before!! In that case, maybe introduce yourself directly to this girl, and she may doubt herself and leave!! It's okay now, the more this refuses, the more serious this girl is!!

Hearing that this windbreaker lady was still so sure that she could help, Qin Xiaomao regretted it in his heart......

However, looking at the pitiful appearance of this girl, Qin Xiaomao also knew that she couldn't talk nonsense anymore......

Why? Naturally, it's not that sympathy is overflowing, but the eyes of the old ladies who cook in the courtyard have begun to change again, he is a family man, how can he fall into such an unreliable mouth!!

Immediately, he retracted his pretentious posture and said lightly: "Let's go!" Whoever comes is a guest, go inside and talk! But I have to make it clear in advance, I'm not a folk Tulang, let alone a doctor, I'm just a farmer, maybe you know the secret recipe, but the recipe is not a cure-all......"

"Well, as long as Master Mao agrees to me!" Lang Chunjie was overjoyed when she heard this, but she didn't show any belief or disbelief.

However, she actually felt quite a lot of things about Qin Xiaomao's words in her heart: since it can't cure all diseases, why can it treat the rare and hopeless obesity, and can also treat sudden hemiplegia?

Of course, she didn't tell Qin Xiaomao about this healed heal, because she also indirectly learned about the strange things that had happened in the Lin family in recent months.

And if Qin Xiaomao knew about this, he would probably have even more headaches......

For now, let's see how he fools......

Qin Xiaomao, who seemed to be selling crutches, swayed in front of him, and two girls with different temperaments wore high heels, clucking and following behind, and for a while, Master Mao, who was suddenly turned into a point, fell into contemplation......

Currently, the abilities related to one's own hap space are roughly as follows:

In the space of the herb sac:

Eggplant that can be bent and stretched: 5 pieces, the growth and maturity cycle is 12 hours, and the seed maturity is also 12 hours

Superb cucumber: gritted his teeth and planted 3 more, now a total of 5, the growth cycle of the seeds are almost as mature as eggplant, but the number of fruits and seeds are almost one-fifth.

Moke (Sunflower): 1 piece, because the function comes with a certain medical effect, the maturity period is slow, but compared to other spiritual items with a stronger effect, it is also about to mature.

Triathlon: It's still a very small lump, and it looks like it will take a lot of time to grow again, unless it's a little bit more, but this hasn't had time to try yet, wait until the glass greenhouse is covered.

Creamy Chinese cabbage: This one is similar to Mok, with some chicken ribs in function, and it grows relatively quickly, maturing in space and seed cycle, about twice as much as eggplant and cucumber. At present, there are 5 seeds, and they have not dared to take them out and sell them, and they are all left by Qin Xiaomao, ready to be planted outside.

It seems to be a hard-boiled iron stick yam: 1 one, which is about the same as the gunpowder overlord tomato and the cactus, and it grows extremely slowly.

These are currently the things that I can get my hands on, but without the high-end product of triathlon, what can I use to cure diseases?

Thinking of this, Qin Xiaomao had a headache for a while......

Bang Dang!!

"Ahh

The sound of banging on the door and screaming immediately pulled the fugue Qin Xiaomao over, and he was shocked to find that he had hit the door.

Suddenly scolded angrily: "Loser old lady, what kind of door to close in broad daylight!" ”

Turning around, he looked at the little lady behind him who looked at him with more admiration and expectation, Qin Xiaomao's old face couldn't help but blush, "Ahem, I was a little distracted when I thought about something just now......

Lang Chunjie chuckled seemingly indifferently and said, "Well, I understand, hermit masters like masters like masters have the quirk of two-line thinking!" Also, Master Mao, the small door on the iron gate seems to be on the right side......"

"Ahem, let's go......" Helping the dogskin hat, Qin Xiaomao walked to the right side and entered the gate.

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Inside the house, at this time, Miao Tiao had already made a fragrant small stove for Qin Xiaomao, of course, this was also specially ordered by Qin Xiaomao, because he also had to bring the Mr. Wu who was guiding the work.

After entering the house, Qin Xiaomao didn't explain the situation to Slender Tiao, and directly turned his head into the living room.

The two women didn't show as before, when they saw Qin Xiaomao sitting on the kang with a spear, they took the initiative to stand one meter in front of him, and before she could speak, they took the initiative to say the purpose of their visit this time......

It turned out that this younger brother, who had a very good relationship with Lang Chunjie, had an extremely strange disease.

A strange disease that cannot be described by Chinese and Western medicine, manifested by extremely high body surface temperature, temporarily called fever.

This disease, after several treatments have been ineffective, has never been able to cool down, and can only rely on fans, ice cubes and some emergency drugs to maintain life.

In addition to this basic symptom, there is another extremely unbelievable manifestation of this disease, that is, every day in the middle of the night, the patient will hum a somewhat familiar, but creepy voice:

Ah~Jacket,Ah~Jacket short, Ah Sai pear, Ah Sai knife, Ah Sai big drop knife, Ah Sai pear, Ah Sai big knife~ Jacket, ah~ Jacket short, Ah Sai pear, Ah Sai knife, Ah Sai big knife, Ah Sai pear, Ah stuff big knife~Ah~Auntie's teeth, auntie's teeth~Ah, stab you, catch you, catch, catch catch, ......catch catch,