Chapter Ninety-Eight: It's Dark Before Dawn
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"Old gentleman, please take it, and when you go back, burn this document and this silver ticket for the passage of the underworld to the tomb of your ancestors, so as to ensure that the souls of the ancestors are stable, and they can live a worry-free life in the underworld, and they can ascend to the Western Elysium as soon as possible, and they can also ensure that the living can enjoy the blessings of their ancestors in the world. There is also this string of Buddha beads consecrated by Master Lu himself, which can ensure the safety of the house. ”
Uncle Li looked dignified, handed an envelope and a string of Buddhist bead bracelets to an old man, and gave him some advice, the old man nodded his head again and again, with a grateful look on his face, and turned away.
"Next!"
Another guy standing next to Uncle Li, holding a bullhorn, shouted at the crowd lined up under the stage.
Next was a middle-aged woman, who got on the stage, bowed to Uncle Li and Hu Lao with a reverent face, and said: "Master, I was the old man at home the night before yesterday who dreamed that there was no money to spend below, and I didn't believe it, but this morning I heard from a neighbor that I asked for Fu Keling here, so I thought I would try it too, I don't know if you think I have this fate?" ”
"Hehe, I'm not a talisman, it's a yin deed, today is the last day of the festival, all the people who come are destined people, and there is also a copy here."
"Hey, thank you so much, but I still don't understand, why so many people in the city have received the old man's dream in the past two days?"
Uncle Li smiled mysteriously, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said: "The so-called heavenly secret cannot be revealed, although I know a little, but I can't talk nonsense, don't ask." Please also put a fingerprint on this document and be a witness to us. ”
Uncle Li diverted the topic, and pushed over a piece of yellow paper that had been densely pressed with countless fingerprints, and the middle-aged woman heard that it was a heavenly opportunity, where did she dare to ask, and hurriedly stretched out her fingers, pressed her fingerprints, and then took the envelope and the Buddhist bead bracelet, and left with a thousand thanks.
"Hey, it's my turn, it's my turn."
Before the guy next to Uncle Li could shout, a fat man behind the middle-aged woman shouted. This person was full of fat, wearing a floral shirt, constantly wiping his sweat, laboriously went on stage, nodded and smiled and said: "Master, I have also been restless in the past two days, please bless me." ”
Uncle Li nodded and said, "You are also entrusted with a dream by your ancestors, do you want to seek blessings for your ancestors?" ”
"Well, my old man didn't say that he was short of money, he said that he was too lonely, so I was thinking about whether to burn a few beauties for his old man, and I was thinking about it, I heard that the master of the Geography Hall was here for welfare, no, I came to ask, can I send a few beauties?"
There was a burst of laughter below, and the fat man was also a little embarrassed to laugh, and Hu Lao, who had not said much next to him, stared at the fat man and wanted to say something, but after glancing at Uncle Li, he held back again.
Uncle Li didn't care, he smiled, and said: "Your idea is also human, there is nothing to be ashamed of, but there are no beauties to send for today's festival, if you really need it, you can go to my geopolitical hall, where everything is available, as long as it is used in the underworld, you can have anything you want." Well, so be it. ”
Uncle Li took a piece of yellow paper, picked up the brush, wrote a few words on it, and handed it to the fat man.
"You take this piece of paper and go to the Geography Hall to lead the two beauties directly."
The fat man looked down and saw that there were five words written on the paper: send two beautiful women.
"Is that easy?" The fat man asked in disbelief.
"Well, you just have to go, the people in the store know my words."
The fat man immediately walked away with a smile, and the guy continued to shout, "Next"
The category is in the crowd at this time, and he has already seen this scene clearly, he didn't care about this unreliable fat man, but the first few people, without exception, were all ancestors who dreamed and lacked money to spend, so they came here to get some Yin Deed documents.
Coupled with the words of the woman who came to power just now, it is obvious that this geodescent hall is aimed at him, and the whole heavenly opportunity must not be revealed, and the category thinks that it is a fart heavenly machine, it is a bad idea that I thought of myself, and it was actually used by these guys, but it fulfilled them, which is really infuriating.
Looking at the people on the stage, he only knew one Hu Lao, but he didn't know the person who was talking next to him at all, but he could guess that this person must be an important person in the Geography Hall.
"Who is this person, he looks very powerful." The category quietly asked a person in line next to him.
The man looked at him and said in surprise, "You don't know him?" So what are you doing here? This is the main thing in the Geography Hall, called before dawn, known as Uncle Li, is our famous Mr. Yin and Yang, and it is said that he will also pass Yin. ”
The category mind doesn't say that the name is like a good person, before dawn, isn't that darkness?
"Then you guys are lining up here, are you all the thing that led him, I listened to what he said, and you have to have ancestors to support your dreams?"
"That's right, but we don't know exactly what's going on. I just had a dream, it's very strange, the old man in the family said that there was no money to spend, this happened to hear the letter, I thought, anyway, it's for free, don't want it in vain. ”
Seeing that this person was very good at talking, he hurriedly set up words, so he asked again: "Ah, that's really a coincidence, I also had a dream, which is similar to what you said, but my old man said, let me go somewhere to find someone, didn't your old man say?" ”
The man shook his head: "It seems to be said, but I forgot it as soon as I woke up, it was just a dream, who can remember the address and name inside." If it weren't for my old lady's superstition and greed, I said that even if there is no such thing, it would be good to get a consecrated Buddha bead bracelet for free. ”
After hearing this, he was stunned, hey, it turns out that this is the truth of the matter. Sure enough, modern people don't care about this kind of thing at all, in their eyes, what ancestors dream, it's similar to dreaming of lottery winning numbers, it's all nonsense, no one will really write down the address and name in the dream, it seems that what they think is too simple.
This can be seen that the methods of the Geo Yuan Tang are clever, and they took this opportunity, with Uncle Li's fame, to fool everyone here, and to take the Yin Deed and Silver Ticket of the Di Yuan Tang, and also get a way to receive gifts for free, coupled with the influence of the Jile Temple, they destroyed all the plans of the category at once.
If you just talk about dreams, I'm afraid that no one will come, but in the special place of Jile Temple, giving the old monk a blessed Buddha bead bracelet has material benefits. If you go to the temple normally to ask for a light bracelet, how can you get 180 yuan, and within these three days, as long as you line up, you can get it for free, why not?
Therefore, these people who come to participate in the festival, only a very small number of them are really good men and women, listening to the scriptures on the side, burning incense and kowtowing, most of them are queuing up here to receive the bracelet, even if they don't dream, they have to make up a set of nonsense on stage, just say that the ancestors gave the dream, and then took the bracelet and left, as for the yin deed, it is secondary.
The category sighed in his heart, it seems that there are fewer and fewer people who are filial and superstitious, rich and easy to fool like the boss Wang a few days ago, could it be that his dark currency trading has not officially opened, and it is going to go out of business?
Before dawn, it was so dark.
No, you have to see what they sent, if it's a lie, then let Cui Ming find someone to clean them up, hmph, no one among the people knows the truth, so let the brother-in-law of Lord Yama personally expose you, he arrested me for a billion counterfeit coins and interrogated me, you deceived so many people, it is estimated that you will directly throw it into the oil pot, fried and burnt yellow, crispy and crispy, and then put it on the grinding plate, grind you all finely, and then throw it into the river
Before the scope of YY ended, Uncle Li on the stage suddenly rushed down through the crowd and shouted.
"The young man in the yellow T-shirt, please come to the stage."
The category was stunned for a moment, and looked around, wearing a yellow T-shirt, as if it was himself