Chapter Eighty-Four: Zhang Feng, who is inferior to beasts
Wang Jiaoxue made a gesture to her sister that you are doing well, and Zhang Feng reluctantly washed her feet in Wang Jiaoxue's small slippers. Zhang Feng entered the house and lay down on Wang Jiaoxue's bed with his clothes.
After Wang and Chen washed their feet, they entered the house and plugged in the door, and after the two daughters took themselves out of the 'three-point style' and went to sleep.
Zhang Feng hurriedly said: "Xiaoxue, Xiaolin, you two put on some clothes, you two believe me, I'm very happy, but after all, we are different from men and women." β
Chen Menglin 'cut' and said: Brother-in-law, you can pretend, as if you haven't seen my sister wearing a 'three-point style'. First of all, brother-in-law, I will also go to live in the house for a few days next summer, and I also want you to take me to the Shahe River to bathe. β
Zhang Feng smiled bitterly and thought to himself, he was a little hypocritical, so he didn't pay attention to the second daughter, and he fell asleep after a while.
Early the next morning, Zhang Feng took his second daughter to have breakfast and then went back to a high school, and before leaving, he promised Wang Jiaoxue that he would come to her tomorrow afternoon. During the recess of the first and second lessons, Song Zhiwei, Zhu Sanfeng, and Wu Dazhi came to Zhang Feng's seat and said 'beast' before leaving.
Li Yukeqi, who didn't go out, said: "What do the three of them mean, Zhang Feng, did you do something 'beast' last night." β
Zhou Yali didn't go out and turned her head and said: "Li Yuke, your guess is infinitely close to the truth, haven't you looked carefully, Zhang Feng Changli doesn't look like a good person." β
Zhang Feng cried, saying that his brother really did something worse than a beast last night, because Zhang Feng woke up this morning and saw Wang and Chen's second daughters, who were only wearing a 'three-point style', slept on the bed all night, and they were almost naked.
Zhang Feng glanced at the goods and hurriedly closed his eyes and opened the door, then closed the door and fled. Zhang Feng didn't know what happened after he left.
After Zhang Feng walked for a while, Wang and Chen, who were almost naked, sat up from the bed.
Chen Menglin said: "Sister, I think my brother-in-law Zhang Feng is a little wrong."
According to the book "The First Experience of Love" written by Shi Yinren, "If a man has no reaction to a nearly naked beauty, it can only mean two things: one is that he has no interest in this almost naked woman, and the other is that this man is not a real man, that is to say, he is a eunuch." β
Fortunately, Dr. Zhang is not here, if Dr. Zhang knows that he is regarded as a eunuch by a beautiful woman, how can this make Dr. Zhang embarrassed. In other words, the book written by Shi Yinren, Zhang Feng saw the third year of high school from the third year of junior high school in his previous life.
That first experience of love can be said to be a popular science book of that era, it can be said that in Zhang Feng's previous life, almost everyone at that time had a copy, but Zhang Feng later heard that the book was banned by the state.
Chen Menglin said again: "I think my brother-in-law still likes you, but he doesn't look at our almost naked bodies much, so I think he ......."
Chen Menglin glanced at Wang Jiaoxue and said: "Sister, Zhang Feng is indeed very good, but if he has that kind of disease, you should make plans early, you must know that a man's ability is related to the happiness of a woman's life." β
Wang Jiaoxue was silent for a long time and asked: "Xiao Lin, you tell the truth, if Zhang Feng is now your 'matchmaker', what should you do, don't you want him?" β
Chen Menglin was also silent for a long time and said: "I don't know, I think it's better to accompany him for treatment first." β
Wang Jiaoxue said: "Isn't this over, let's not talk about whether my Zhang Feng is really sick, can this disease be cured?" Even if he is really sick, he can't be cured, and it's a big deal that we can raise a small child in the future. β
The girl paused and said, "What's more, I think Zhang Feng just thinks I'm young." Why don't I try him sometime, and if he is really sick, it would be better to cure him as soon as possible. β
Wang Jiaoxue thought about it and was worried again, and said in her heart, I really wanted to hand myself over to him a few days ago, but when I scared Zhang Feng like that, how can I try it? .
Chen Menglin saw Wang Jiaoxue's worried look, and the girl's eyes rolled and said, "Sister, I have a way to try Zhang Feng, but first say it, you can't be jealous." So I didn't say what the second daughter muttered.
But he said that Zhang Feng returned to the room in half an hour, and the neatly dressed Wang and Chen Ernu said the word 'cut' in unison.
But at this time, Zhang Feng couldn't recognize the bear in the face of Li Yuke and Zhou Yali's two daughters.
So Zhang Feng said to Zhou Li and the second daughter: "Do the two beauties want to hear the story?" "After saying this, my brother has a classic Internet story in his previous life, and I will stun you when I see my brother fooling you.
"Tell me, sister, listen," Li Yuke said.
"It is said that there is an unmarried couple who went to a certain place with the woman's cousin, and when they opened the room to sleep at night, there were only two rooms left in the hostel, and the three of them agreed that the fiancΓ© would have one room and the woman's cousin one."
"When the woman's cousin went to bed, she warned the man not to do anything 'beastly' at night. The man smiled."
Zhang Feng paused and said, "As a result, the next day, the woman came to her cousin and cried, saying that the man did something worse than a beast last night. β
Zhang Feng smiled and said, "Two beauties, what do you guess that man has done?" β
Zhou Yali and Li Yuke said in unison: "Zhang Feng, you are so disgusting, I despise you." β
Zhang Feng said innocently: "Look, you guys want to be crooked, that woman told her cousin that she was such a lively and beautiful woman and slept in a room with a boy of him, and he didn't do anything to me, is there anything worse than this?" β
After Zhang Feng finished speaking, he looked at the stunned Zhou and Li Ernu and said, "Whether you two believe it or not, this handsome guy did this beast last night." β
Zhou Yali and Li Yuke were silent, and after half a minute, Zhou Yali suddenly said: "I believe in you, I only feel that I should believe you." β
Zhou Yali herself was a little inexplicable, as if a voice was saying in her heart that she wanted her to believe Zhang Feng.
Zhang Feng said heartlessly: "I know that my Xiaoli is the best for me." β
Zhou Yali said in her heart that I want to be angry, I want to scold him.
But the words that came out of her mouth were, "You know, I thought you were stupid." β
Well, our classmate Zhang Feng was stunned. Here's what this said.
Zhang Feng's heart was like the sound of a bell and thunder, just as he often felt that something that had just happened had appeared in his past dreams, it might have happened in another parallel world.
His inexplicable answer to Yanjiji and Zhou Yali should have happened in a certain world, so the two of them will have such a question and answer, which means that Zhou Yali is indeed his Zhang Feng's wife in a certain world. That should be a certainty.
In other words, Lu Suli, Wang Yanhua and Wang Jiaoxue must also be his Zhang Feng's wife in one of the countless worlds.
As soon as this thing finished lewd, I felt that I was too shameless.
The more Zhang Feng thought about it, the more angry he was for his shamelessness, so Zhang Feng reached out and slapped himself in the face.
"Zhang Feng, you letter melon, I don't blame you, I don't say inexplicable things too."
"Brother Zhang Feng, what's wrong with you, why are you beating yourself?"
The first voice was of course Zhou Yali, she was in a daze, and she found that Zhang Feng was slapping herself, and hurriedly persuaded Zhang Feng.
The other voice turned out to be Li Qiongqiong's voice.
Teacher Wang's voice also sounded: "Zhang Feng, what's wrong with you?" β
Student Zhang hurriedly said, "It's okay." It's okay, there are mosquitoes. β
"It's such a big mosquito, I guess I didn't suck Zhang Feng's blood last night." Behind Zhang Feng, there was a sound of Zhu Sanfeng's coaxing.
"Yes, a drop of ten merchants' blood" is Wu Dazhi, a slut.
"According to the people of Benshan, it is still a female mosquito." It's Song Zhiwei, a sullen man.
"Okay, let's be quiet, so Liu Meiyu, you sit ......" A minute later, the Ya table on Zhang Feng's left was replaced by Li Qiongqiong. Li Qiongqiong's reason is very good, she and Zhang Feng are old cousins who are like brothers and sisters, and she wants to sit with Zhang Feng.
Li Yuke snorted disdainfully and said to Zhou Yali: "Yali, I think she came to rob your family Zhang Feng, it is estimated that she is still Zhang Feng's old lover of parallel goods, you have to be careful." β
Zhou Yali said: "What do you call my family Zhang Feng, is Zhang Feng from my family?" I had no interest in him at all. β
Li Yuke suddenly said solemnly: "Zhou Yali, although I am not an emotional expert, but I am not blind, let me tell you Zhou Yali, people can't deceive themselves, you ask yourself, are you really not interested in Zhang Feng?" β
Li Yuke looked around and said in a low voice: "Zhang Feng, this parallel commodity is still a bit likable, at least the girls who follow him will not be bored." If you're going to start too late, you might regret it. β
"Look at it again, Zhang Feng's parallel goods are still in a hurry, if you tighten the thread too tightly, maybe it will break."
Li Yuke smiled and said: "Don't you see that Zhang Feng has already set his sights on Tong Xiaqi, according to my understanding of my best friend, Zhang Feng really wants to chase Tong Xiaqi, just look at Zhang Feng's seven points of cheekiness and three points of shamelessness, I estimate that Tong Xiaqi will be arched by Zhang Feng sooner or later." β
"So, Yali, if you really want to be interesting to Zhang Feng, it's better to start as soon as possible." Li Yuke finally said.
"But Zhang Feng is a fool, I hinted at him several times, but he was indifferent, he was really angry." Zhou Yali was forced to be helpless and finally told the truth.
"Look, let's be honest, I'll just say that this girl's eyes, you can admit it, look at me." Li Yuke said proudly.
"Yu Ke, I knew you would laugh at me, I knew I wouldn't tell you." Zhou Yali said.
Li Yuke ignored Zhou Yali, she turned back to Zhang Feng, who was leisurely playing with Zhou Yali's hair, and said, "Zhang Feng, Zhou Meinu's hair is playing hard." β
"Well, it's very good." Zhang Feng is very natural and authentic.
Li Yuke said solemnly: "That's a fee, from now on noon, you invite Zhou Meinu to eat at least one meal a day, otherwise you won't have to play in the future." β
"Then you take Tong Xiaqi's beauty as a guest, when do you want to eat this handsome guy, when will you please. There will be a sports meeting next week, Li Beauty, you remember to help me make an appointment with Tong Xia Qi. Zhang Feng said.
"Surnamed Zhang, I hate you to death." Zhou Yali stood up angrily and scolded in a low voice.
Zhou Yali's hair was broken in Zhang Feng's hand all of a sudden, Zhang Feng was distressed and stood up with this hair and compared it on Zhou Yali's head, and also took this broken hair and sniffed it under his nose, and then looked intoxicated.
Zhang Feng said softly again: "Xiaoli, why are you so excited?" What a good hair, it's a pity, you say you hate me to death, if you want to beat me, tell me, I'll stand up and let you beat it, you see you broke this hair. β
The classmates around who heard Zhang Feng's voice were all nauseous. It was the Zhang family who was learning to talk about it left and right, and Zhou Yali really got hit.
Zhou Yali whispered softly: "Okay, people are wrong, if there is something in the future, I will tell you slowly." β
Li Yuke said in his heart Zhou Yali, Zhou Yali, you stupid girl seems to be no fun, this Zhang Feng is eyeing Tong Xiaqi!
Li Qiongqiong suddenly said: "Brother Zhang Feng, if you like to play with girls' hair, play with mine, my hair also grows very well."
"I'm just going to let him play with my hair." Zhou Yali said angrily.
Zhang Feng said: Zhou Beauty, are you willing to appreciate your face at noon? This handsome guy wants to invite you to dinner, and Xiao Qiong will be a guest. Zhou Yali nodded lightly and agreed. Zhang Feng was worried about his feelings in his heart.
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