"The old lady is no longer acting, which bastard wrote the script? Why did you let me play this kind of role? ”

During the filming of the scene where Brother Pig was out of the scene, Lu Xueyan suddenly scolded in the crew, and vaguely had the meaning of making a big fuss with the crew.

So Xiao Ran hurriedly stood up to solve the problem: "Miss Lu, I'm the bastard in your mouth!" ”

"Xiao Ran? Did you write this play? ”

Seeing Xiao Ran nodding and admitting, Lu Xueyan was even more annoyed and said: "Are you mistaken, what you write to others is a good show, and the scene written to me is so ugly about me?" It's not enough to be scathing and mean, and I like to pat on the back, and I still want to pick my nose in front of hundreds of millions of viewers? ”

As soon as Lu Xueyan said this, the entire crew laughed, although they couldn't afford to offend Lu Xueyan, everyone still couldn't help it.

Xiao Ran waved his hand and said, "What's wrong with this character?" Our own people in Xiaojiaban have also played this kind of role, my second senior brother Lei Xiaolong played Ryazan's personal subordinate in "The Legend of Ryazan", stuffed a bunch of things in his mouth, and made a big red nose, my sixth senior brother Yuan Biao played the ninth uncle's apprentice Wen Cai in "Mr. Zombie", and he was poisoned by the corpse, which was funny, and he still had to act well, and he was recognized by many audiences, since you want to be an actor, you should respect your role, why can't you play it? Why do you feel like you have to be superior? ”

Hearing Xiao Ran's words, Lu Xueyan began to be speechless, she was not a person who was good at arguing, so where was Xiao Ran's opponent, she could only sprinkle on the scene: "I don't care, either change the script, or I won't act." Let someone else play it, right? ”

Xiao Ran smiled coldly and said: "This is no problem, but you better explain it to Mrs. Lu yourself, if she calls me to inform me, I agree with you to resign from this role, and you don't have to play my role again in the future." ”

Xiao Ran's move to retreat immediately left Lu Xueyan speechless, because before coming to the crew, her mother Tao Wenhua had already explained that she had to obey the requirements of the director and producer for any role, so even if she turned back to find her mother, it was useless!

And Xiao Ran did this for two purposes, one is that it is best to force Lu Xueyan to leave the crew directly and leave Xingyi City. Then he will avoid a headache. Anyway, she left because she didn't accept the management, and Xiao Ran didn't offend the Lu family.

The second is that even if Lu Xueyan really endures it and continues to act, although this role has some elements of Xiao Ran's pranks. But it's a role to play. If after reading the script. It is estimated that a large number of beauties in the film and television city are willing to sacrifice their image to appear for free, because there are already several scenes alone.

And Xiao Ran remembered that when Wu Sangu played this role in his previous life, he used to resist it too. And I cried, I don't think I'm too ugly, why does the director have to force himself to play this kind of role?

But in the end, this role helped her become a new generation of comedy queen, and later her comedy path became wider and wider, becoming the most accomplished actress in comedy movies in the minds of all audiences!

So this role Xiao Ran is definitely not a disadvantage to Lu Xueyan, if she is willing to act, many viewers are expected to change their opinion of her, which can also make Xiao Ran owe a favor to the Lu family.

In the end, after seeing that Xiao Ran couldn't eat at all, Lu Xueyan finally gave up her resistance and played this woman she thought was bitter and mean, and liked to make sycophants and pick her nose, and she got better and better, and even many staff members of the crew couldn't help but be amused by her.

At this time, Xiao Ran realized that although this woman was brain-dead, she did have some comedy talent.

After solving Lu Xueyan's hypocritical problem, there were no more problems in filming.

There is a scene during the period, which tells the story of the heroine Qu Doudou and her best friend Hi Pi who were cheated out of the decoration fee by the eldest brother Qu Yuan, and when they couldn't find the money, they were arranged by the eldest brother to go to the nightclub to dance to Miss Dance, and as a result, they met the four major friends, and there was a plot of fighting with the provincial and Hong Kong flag soldiers.

This scene is really filmed in a nightclub, although the other plots are said to be live-action shooting, but all the venues in Huaxia Film and Television City are used, and the characters who appear are basically extras.

Because in this way, the cost of shooting is compressed within a manageable range, and the speed of shooting is getting faster and faster.

By the fifth day, the clip of everyone acting in "Thunderstorm" had been filmed, and after Xiao Ran saw that there was basically no problem, he no longer appeared in the crew often, and the director's rights were really completely handed over to Liu Kui.

"The Best Friend" is not a high-level movie, but in terms of comedy, the characters in this movie are distinct, mainly based on language and physical funny, plus the shooting cost is low, so Xiao Ran will write this movie, and use it as a touchstone for Liu Kui, and now Xiao Ran has begun to meet the expression of the fourth senior brother, I believe that if this comedy is released, the response should not be too bad.

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At the same time that the filming of "The Best Friend" is in full swing, the "Minbao" has also begun to complete the laying of more than a dozen printing points across the country, and now the "Minbao" has become a newspaper that can be bought from top to bottom of the country, and now the Internet is very developed, and the masses who like to read newspapers can directly order on the Internet in addition to calling the newspaper office to order.

Because after the "Minbao" was popularized throughout the country, Xiao Ran's "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" happened to be written to the final stage of Huashan's sword debate, so the plot of this book was hotly discussed throughout the country, and the sales volume had already reached 10 million daily circulation, which instantly became a real myth in the national newspaper industry.

So in order to maintain this myth, the "Minbao" has already obtained all the manuscripts of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" written by Xiao Ran to ensure that the column of this novel in the "Minbao" can maintain daily serialization, and now seeing that "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" has reached the final stage, and Xiao Ran has not had a new novel coming, Mr. Jin Lan also became anxious, and called three times twice to ask.

And Xiao Ran was still waiting to test Liu Kui's directing ability, as well as selecting new actors, waiting to see if he had the ability to make the movie he wanted, but now it seems that the problem is not too big.

So although he originally planned to use "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" to replace Xiao Ran in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", he has now changed his mind.

Originally, the martial arts novel "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" was written about the story behind "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and even the protagonist Yang Guo was also the widow of Yang Kang and Mu Nianci in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".

And in order to ensure that the plot does not have black spots, the original plot of Yin Zhiping's dragon riding in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" was ruthlessly deleted by Xiao Ran, because even Xiao Ran himself couldn't stand the abuse of the character of Xiaolongnu in the book, so it was naturally impossible for him to let such a plot appear in the novel.

Because this plot is no better than the plot of Xiao Feng's suicide, the original plot of Xiao Feng's suicide at the end of "Dragon Babu" was mainly to sublimate the image of the entire character, so Xiao Ran was reluctant to modify this ending.

But the plot of Xiaolongnu is different, Xiao Ran didn't feel that because Xiaolongnu was too icy and jade, Yang Guo was not worthy of her, but when he wrote this plot in his previous life, in order to fit the development of the plot later, for the sake of the sixteen-year covenant, he ruined this character, which made Xiao Ran feel very unhappy!

So he changed the plot to Xiaolongnu who was killed by a traitor, and was forced to separate from Yang Guo, and finally justified the plot later, avoiding the tragedy in the book, and completing one of his own knots!

Originally, the revised and complete "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" had been prepared to be sent to Mr. Jin Lan to replace the "Legend of the Condor Heroes", which was about to be completed in the novel column of "Minbao", but now Xiao Ran temporarily changed his mind.

Instead, he spent two days in retreat and wrote another short story, "The Legend of Wukong".

Because the history of this parallel world actually began to distort and change fifty years ago, "Journey to the West", which existed hundreds of years ago, is still one of the four famous works well-known to the public, and it is also one of the chapter-back novels with the highest collection of folk books, so Xiao Ran has always liked "The Legend of Wukong" that interprets the main characters in it.

Taking advantage of the fact that "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" was about to end, Xiao Ran was ready to use this short story of more than 100,000 words to replace "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", although Mr. Jin Lan was a little surprised after receiving all the manuscripts of "The Legend of Wukong".

Because he didn't understand why Xiao Ran, who had written three martial arts novels and had been serialized in the novel column of "Minbao", would suddenly send him such a strange short story now.

"The Legend of Wukong" is difficult to define what type of novel it is, you can say that it is a fantasy novel, or it can be said to be a monster novel, but it uses very modern language and thinking to interpret a well-known story, and the interpretation is so moving.

Although Mr. Jin Lan didn't know Xiao Ran's thoughts, after he confirmed that this short story was indeed written by Xiao Ran, he didn't question it too much, and still chose to start serialization on "Minbao".

The first is because this is a short story of more than 100,000 words, and according to the normal serial speed, it can be serialized in less than half a month, even if the reader's comments are not good, it will not have much impact on the "Minbao".

The second is because Xiao Ran has really created too many miracles, and no matter what field he is in, he has never had a record of failure, so in this case, why can't he choose to believe in Xiao Ran, and although this is not a martial arts novel, Jin Lan has been in the cultural industry for more than ten years after all, and he knows that it is an incredible short story at a glance.

The interpretation of "Journey to the West" in this book is enough to make people applaud, and in addition to being moved, they have been shocked countless times! (To be continued......)