Chapter Seventy-Six: Two Jumping Beam Clowns
After paying a more or less price, the countries finally obtained the right to export the pills to them from Huaxia. Although it is not a lot, it is enough for them to give an explanation to the people in the country.
The people of all countries have expressed their understanding of this, and such a miraculous elixir must be scarce in quantity to be worthy of its miraculous name. Didn't you see that the Chinese people themselves couldn't buy it?
Just when the people of the whole world sang and danced in unison to praise the great Chinese people.
The above sentence is the original sentence of a well-known expert in China.
Just when the whole world was staring at Huaxia and looking forward to the miraculous elixir being listed in their own country, two shocking monkeys jumped out and chirped towards Huaxia.
The magic elixir that appeared in Huaxia this time has made enough political benefits for it. There are a few countries that have blushing eyes and jumping out to find trouble, and this is something that everyone knows in their hearts.
What can jump out is not the United States that is known for its hegemony, not the island country that has always harbored ill intentions towards China, nor the greedy polar bear.
This time, it turned out to be the South Vietnamese country that didn't know whether to live or die, and the Philippines, which is famous for its high-quality housekeeping services, which really made people's eyes fall all over the ground.
The Philippines doesn't care, after all, it has never faced the military might of China. The South Vietnamese State had a first-hand experience of the combat effectiveness of the Chinese soldiers.
After defeating the invincible soldiers of the United States, the self-confidence of the South Vietnamese Kingdom swelled to the extent that it broke through the atmosphere, and even handed its claws to the Huaxia Kingdom that had been supporting him to resist the invasion of the Emperor Mi.
Such an arrogant and shameless behavior deeply angered the old man Deng, and the old man gave an order, and the Chinese soldiers immediately grabbed the guy who didn't know whether to live or died in Nanyue, and beat him hard, making Nanyue cry and cry his father.
Have you forgotten all the lessons taught to South Vietnam?
It is really unscientific that two countries that want money but have no money and no strength dare to hand their claws to the thriving China.
The two monkeys jumped up and down all day long, declaring: Such a miraculous elixir is completely a blessing given by God to mankind, and Huaxia should not be so selfish to take it for itself, and should hand it over unconditionally in order to benefit all mankind.
He also strongly condemned and protested against Huaxia's shameless use of God's blessings to forcibly oppress the poor working masses of other countries. Call on all countries to unite and protest against Huaxiaguo's wolf ambitions until Huaxia Guoguo hands over the elixir formula.
And frequently flattered the Western countries led by Mi Di, hoping that Uncle Sam, who claims to be the world's policeman, can stand up and lead them, the poor masses, to win a great victory.
The two countries are very confident in this, isn't this exactly what Midi likes and does best.
Whatever he doesn't have, Midi didn't get it by coercion and temptation. When encountering a weak country, Midi even directly labeled it as a terrorist, and then screamed to send troops to overthrow the current regime, and then casually supported a puppet government to help it take the initiative to collect what he wanted.
But to the surprise of the two countries, Uncle Sam, who has always been rampant and domineering, unexpectedly and reasonably, chose to be temporarily blind, allowing the two countries to throw their eyes straight and foam at the mouth, just pretending not to see it.
At this time, Comrade Omar, the president of the United States, was really suffering, squatting in the office and scratching the wall, and even the sexy female secretary of the beautiful SAO was dangling in front of him and was in no mood to eat tofu.
In order to obtain the right to export pills, the United States had to promise to remain neutral on the Asian issue, which made the congressmen very dissatisfied with him.
Comrade Omar was also very aggrieved, if he did not agree to the conditions of Huaxia and did not get the right to export the pills, he would probably have to be directly knocked out of power by these disappointed parliamentarians.
After receiving the flattering glances thrown by the two countries, Omar didn't think about working together to put Huaxia in eighteen postures and practice well, and finally estimated that the person who was put into eighteen postures and practiced would definitely be himself.
With the prosperity of China's national strength, Huaxia's body is getting straighter and straighter, and the voice is getting louder and louder, and all countries dare not despise China's every move.
If you still want to send an aircraft carrier fleet to the Asian region as before, and if you exert pressure, Huaxia will only need to stop the export of the pill to the United States in a fit of rage.
He didn't dare to really cause a big war between the two powers, so he could only watch Huaxia star.
Let's not talk about the attacks on those congressmen who are more and more afraid of death the older they get, and don't say that the major chaebols who are hiding behind them and single-handedly manipulating the United States will let themselves die a rhythmic death.
Only those passionate and unrestrained, temperament and body as hot as the United States girls will definitely rush into the white house to scratch their faces full of peach blossoms, so that they can deeply understand why the flowers are so red, and it is estimated that when they go back at night, they will have to be sung by their mother-in-law to play the role of Sanniang's godson.
Besides, everyone knows that these two countries are very poor, although they are greedy for the elixir, they can't get enough price code to exchange, so they can jump up and down like two monkeys in the hope that they can pull the alliance to force Huaxia to hand over the elixir formula unconditionally, everyone is not a fool, how can they be used as guns by the two monkeys.
Comrade Omar, who was aggrieved and helpless, could only turn a blind eye to the flattering eyes thrown by the two monkeys, and tried to put on an expression of a decent man and a gentleman who did not squint.
All the military powers chose to remain silent and silently watched Huaxia's reaction to this matter.
Unable to get the support of the imaginary call, the two countries stopped for a while, and did not rest well, but began to break the jar and toss it harder, and if they have offended Huaxia, they will simply offend to the end, maybe they can take advantage of this stall and not necessarily.
Anyway, barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes, even if their poor and broken country angers Huaxia, they don't feel sorry for being beaten by him.
Even if we don't toss you, you're going to have to be disgusted to death. With this in mind, South Vietnam and the Philippines began to toss hard.
Seeing the pill, I couldn't help but go to Huaxia. The two countries have transferred their targets and shouted that the Chinese State shamelessly occupied the industries handed down by their ancestors and shamelessly occupied the South China Sea as its own.
One by one, they cried and shouted that Huaxia Kingdom would return the inheritance left by their ancestors to them, otherwise they and others would have no shame to face the dead ancestors.
Ignoring Huaxia's warnings, the two countries sent all their warships to the waters near the South China Sea to conduct military exercises to drive away fishing boats that were ramming Huaxia fishing near the South China Sea.
Desperately smearing the image of China in China and arousing people's hatred of China. Inciting people to hold anti-China activities and looting and smashing enterprises run by Chinese. Many people who had been deceived by the government spontaneously set up ships to ram Huaxia's oil wells in the South China Sea.
For the shameless hooliganism of the two countries, the Chinese leaders hated itchy, but they couldn't really clean up these two shameless countries.
Huaxia, which has gained huge political benefits in the pill incident, has long aroused the envy, jealousy and hatred of many countries. At this time, if there is any action, it will definitely touch a certain nerve in the Western countries that have been propagating the theory of the Chinese threat.
Even if the itchy teeth of anger can only be a few words of warning verbally. On the contrary, the domestic non-governmental organizations spontaneously organized and took the initiative to escort the operation of oil wells in the South China Sea.
After seeing Huaxia's reaction, the unscrupulous quarrel between the two countries became even more joyful.