Chapter 170: Violently pretending to be dead in the fence
With the lure of these luxuries. Confused, the attention of the ladies quickly shifted away from Qin Xiaomao.
Qin Xiaomao has been tired for a day, and he is naturally happy about this.
However, he still pulled Fan Bubing, who was relatively speaking, the slowest hand speed, "Bubing, how did your father after I left today!" ”
Fan Bubing's face showed a flush when he heard this, and his eyes became watery for some reason, "If there is something, people will call Brother Mao...... Well, the condition is very good, almost in the afternoon, and those lesions have grown again! Brother Mao is really a strange man with white bones! ”
Seeing the somewhat strange appearance of this celebrity girl, Qin Xiaomao didn't think much about it, "What I told you before can only be known to you and your parents, do you remember?" ”
Fan Bubing nodded heavily, "I didn't let anyone else in, and my mother was the only one to take care of my father at night!" ”
"Hmmm! That's it! No wonder you didn't look like you were preoccupied before! Congratulations, hehe! I'm going to take a look at the back, you can pick it too, don't let the good things be robbed by them, that thing is quite valuable......"
"Thank you, Brother Mao!" Fan Bubing nodded, not understanding the deep meaning of his words.
This thing originally wanted to ask about her father's condition, and bring out the money by the way, but when the words came to his mouth, he was stunned and didn't squeeze out, and after a little hint that she didn't understand, he said goodbye to her and walked towards the back.
But as he walked, he felt that the uncomfortable feeling that he had been ignoring before came back to his heart, and he didn't know what was going on today, in short, he always felt weird......
For example, when Lin Miaoer's disease was cured before. For some reason, Fan Bubing's father was contacted. This is the first blame; And this just heard Slim Strip say that only she was erased from the good side. I can't help but think of the beating she was given, which is the second blame.
Of course, he is strange and more than that, but those can't be said, so he can only go to the glass greenhouse in the backyard to see, where his grass bag task is involved, maybe when the main quest is completed in the future, the authority will be increased and regret slowly solving some unknown troubles.
Knock knock!!
"Who! Brother Mao explained that he could come in during the day, and no one could come in casually at night! ”
"Ask the bear to open the door! Brother Mao, I'm back! ”
"Ahh It's Brother Mao......"
Crackling. After a toss, the glass door, which automatically changes color at night, is opened.
But when the door was opened, Qin Xiaomao was suddenly taken aback......
"Uh...... What is wrong with your head? ”
Hearing Qin Xiaomao say this, Dugu couldn't help but sigh, "It's really wronged, it's the ...... that was played by your brother Long's brain."
Qin Xiaomao laughed out loud with a snort, but in addition to being funny, he also felt quite incomprehensible, such a southern boxing master could be beaten by Ye Luzi!
"It's cold outside, let's go inside!" Dugu Qiu was still wearing the thin clothes of a martial artist at this time, and his internal strength had not yet recovered. In this night, it was already below zero, and it was too much to bear.
Qin Xiaomao laughed again. I followed him to the duty room!
"Brother Mao drinks tea!" Saying that, Dugu poured a cup of tea for Qin Xiaomao, it seems that he has cleared the door of what is here, and the tea that Miao Tiao bought for him knows where to put it.
Qin Xiaomao didn't mind, anyway, his real secret wouldn't be put here, after taking the cup and taking a sip, he glanced at him with a smile, "What's the matter, begging for a bear?" ”
After Dugu Qiu sighed helplessly again, he told the truth.
It turned out to be from Qin Xiaomao's departure, and there was chaos in this house, of course, it was not the chaos of this greenhouse, but his 'inner house', which can be described as full of smoke......
After Qin Xiaomao left, Miao Wenlong and Liu Xiaomao finished their work, and when they saw that it was not early, they were ready to go back and come back tomorrow, but at this time, they suddenly heard a noise from the front yard, so they went over to take a look.
And Dugu begged for abuse and was worried that after Qin Xiaomao left, there was no male owner at home, so he followed hard.
As a result, the scene I saw was that two of the little girls were fighting outside!
In fact, it's not necessarily the same as fighting, it's more similar to a duel or something, one is Dai Tianjiao, and the other is the newcomer Xin Xinxin.
The two of them can be said to be fighting in full swing, no equal, but at this time, Slender Tiaotiao couldn't bear to see them continue to fight like this, so he wanted to step forward to pull the fight, but almost at the same time, he was accidentally injured by the two of them with a kick one after another......
Then the duel between the two stopped, but Miao Wenlong, who was watching, saw that Miao Tiaotiao had been injured by mistake, and immediately quit!
Dugu was also ready to come forward to persuade him, worried that Miao Wenlong, a big man, would not do anything with the two girls, after all, they were all Qin Xiaomao's guests.
But at this time, Xin Xinxin, who was painted like a fairy with makeup, suddenly ran towards him......
In his mouth, he also shouted, 'Senior brother, help!' Help me destroy them......
As a result, when Miao Wenlong saw it, he immediately gritted his teeth, because this Xin Xinxin kicked the slim and the heaviest, so as soon as she heard that she had something to do with Dugu's abuse, he came up directly to him!
But Dugu Qiu knew the relationship between Miao Wenlong and Qin Xiaomao, and was worried about hurting him, so he could only explain again and again, but he might as well not say it because he was stupid, and what he said aroused Miao Wenlong's ferocity even more......
Purely in terms of strength, this Dugu begging is really not as good as Miao Wenlong, not to mention the factor of being injured and not daring to make a heavy hand, so after entangled with Miao Wenlong, he was fucked to the ground and was frantically flicked and his brain collapsed.
Dugu begged for abuse and abolished the words that the boss said, and Qin Xiaomao died a lot of brain cells, and he roughly understood.
The rest of the mess didn't ask, and asked directly, "That woman is really your little junior sister?" ”
"I didn't bribe my master at that time. The bribe was very happy, so he accepted this closed disciple! Speaking of which, she is actually Xin Qi......"
"Hmmm! I know, let Miao Wenlong apologize to you another day, pay for the wine, they are all acquaintances, why bother! In fact, Brother Long, he sometimes can't help himself. Maybe I was kicked by a donkey when I was a child......" Qin Xiaomao interrupted him and said. He's tired enough of the day's. He was going to go back to sleep after scanning the greenhouse, not wanting to hear him ramble.
But after saying this, he asked casually: "Is there anything unusual in the greenhouse today?" ”
"It seems that not long after Brother Mao left, with my keen feelings, I seem to find that those poultry and the like are a little manic, of course, this is just my feeling, others don't feel it! But then again, those two people are tired today. The bag of bud rice is a bag of rice to resist the ...... What can you eat in your house, Brother Mao? It's all my sister-in-law feeding in it alone, and I don't know ......."
As soon as he heard Dugu's words of begging for abuse, Qin Xiaomao immediately felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly said perfunctorily, "Hehe, just put it in it together and take it lazily!" ”
Oh......
But as soon as he finished speaking, an extremely strange sound suddenly came from the greenhouse!
Although the sound was not loud, it clearly reached the ears of the two of them in this closed glass greenhouse!
"Brother Mao, what is this thing calling?"
"Well, maybe the loser donkey has a hoarse voice...... Please, bear abuse! You go ahead and fight your landlords. It's okay if you don't go out for a walk, I'll go back to sleep after I go to feed some water......" Qin Xiaomao didn't know how to fool this tendon. You can't just drive people out.
So after speaking, he didn't care about his reaction, closed the door of the duty room tightly and walked inside.
However, after only a few steps, a strange scream came, and he couldn't help but feel a little worried when he heard it, but he still walked in hard.
Oh......
Gradually, the sound became clearer and clearer, and Qin Xiaomao suddenly found that the sound was coming from the pigsty!
When he just walked here, he didn't think too much, the lights were only turned on a few times, and this somewhat dim and miserable scene catered to this strange scream at this time, which made his scalp really tingle!
However, he was not a timid man by nature, and he came to the pigsty with a quick run of a few steps......
When designing before, Qin Xiaomao didn't think too much about it, the pig pen design is only about one meter two, so you can see the situation inside at a glance!
But when he came here and looked inside, Qin Xiaomao was stunned for a moment!!
What is that???
How is that possible???
At this time, it seems that there are only two left in the three pens that originally contained three pigs! The other two are attached to the darkest places behind, either lying on their stomachs or standing......
The one lying on his stomach is taller than the one standing! And the one who was standing seemed to be looking out of the circle with a strange light in his eyes......
Obviously, the object of this is Qin Xiaomao, no doubt!!
"Oh my god!!" Qin Xiaomao suddenly let out a low scream, instinctively wanting to run!
But before he could take a step back, the thing with an extremely unfriendly look and about the size of a normal pig suddenly rushed out like a hurdle champion after a 'whoop'......
"Oops I'm cǎo!" Qin Xiaomao suddenly felt bad, but it was too late!!
The moment this thing popped out, Qin Xiaomao found that it was actually just an ordinary-looking white pig, but the next moment it was just after he uttered the sentence 'Oops I cǎo', the pig directly hit his chest!
Bang!! Syllable!!
There is no doubt that Qin Xiaomao, who was lucky enough to have a big stone in his chest, was not pretended to fly under the collision of these two or three hundred catties of big fat pigs, but the pig fell directly to the ground along his body!!
"Damn! Brother Mao, I have a broken boulder in my chest, don't say you are a pig, you are an elephant ......" While speaking, Qin Xiaomao didn't stop moving, and directly pressed the pig's neck! I don't know if this thing has fallen into the ground, after Qin Xiaomao pressed it on it, it only seemed to move after a few symbolic struggles......
But at this moment, Dugu's begging voice suddenly came from afar, "Brother Mao, what are you doing?" Why ride a pig! ”
Depend on! Forget there's surveillance! Isn't that what you are doing to your death?
With a scolding and a brain teaser, Qin Xiaomao immediately shouted: "Well, Brother Mao, I'm in a good mood and ready to kill the New Year pig in advance...... Ask for a bear! Go and ask my wife to make me some dinner, and bring you one, and you can come back when it's ready!" ”
"Okay! Brother Mao is really extraordinary, this mouthful of a pig of several hundred catties, it is difficult for Dugu to be so obedient, admire! I really admire it! Then there was a sound of footsteps and the door closing.
Although Kuài's words were full of flaws, Qin Xiaomao still couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief......
But at this time, something happened that he never expected!
This quiet thing that looked like it was dead, and a sudden struggle shook him off, but that's not all!
Then, as if to take revenge on him, he bit the white scarf that was wrapped around his neck several times, and the bite was very coincidental, just biting the two ends that were hanging on the ground!
Then he hurried towards the gate......
"Oh, mama, ......" The sudden change immediately made Qin Xiaomao ......
Then, like a dead dog being held, he followed the pig's fart on the ground. The strand flashed out the door!
At this moment, Qin Xiaomao could only desperately hold on to his neck and neck, so as not to be strangled to death......
There is also a very inappropriate egg-pain thought in my mind: If Lao Tzu was strangled to death by a pig like this, would he be on the Guinness Book of World Records? Isn't it the most cheating death in history? Will it cross? (To be continued......)