Chapter 239: It's all about the end
"In the Blazing Fringed Sandpiper, the female has no tassel around her neck, which is not much different from a real chicken. The bigger the tassel, the more swollen the tassel, the brighter and brighter the color, the stronger the strength of the male, the more female birds it possesses. Ling Mo continued to explain:
"If you find a male bird with a small tassel, or even only a slight bulge, then it is the so-called 'pseudo-girl' among birds. The female birds actually hate these 'pseudo-mothers' very much, mainly because they have co-tailed with them, and the remaining birds are congenitally weak and difficult to survive. Of course, due to the limited time of the 'pseudo-girls', in order to mate with as many female birds as possible, they are all fast gunners, and it is also one of the important reasons to shoot the female birds without pleasure. ”
As if to confirm Ling Mo's words, in the lens of the Demon Eye Elf, a blazing tasseled sandpiper with tassels that was obviously much smaller than other males appeared, and at first glance at its neck, you would even mistake it for a female bird!
It first poked its head out of the reeds and looked at the flock of tasseled sandpipers not far away with what it thought was the most casual movement. Then he quickly retracted his head, and after a few seconds, his whole body came out of the reeds, and he scattered as if nothing had happened.
However, its performance is really a bit clumsy, and during the walk, one or two small insects will swim by from time to time, but it does not peck at them, and easily let them go, apparently not noticing. In fact, all of its attention was on the leader of the flock of fiery tasseled sandpipers not far away, the exaggerated male bird with a large tassel on his neck.
The pace goes around the arc, three forwards and one retreat, two advances and one retreat, walking a complex route, little by little, without attracting the attention of the male, approaching the opponent's territory. Feeling that the distance was almost over, he stopped at the edge of the territory, rubbed his head and wings into the territory, and tested the bottom line of the male bird's patience.
But the male didn't seem to notice it, and all his energy was devoted to the dozen or so females in his territory, his head with a high crown slowly turning, his eyes bloodshot, and his eyes looking at the females with lustful and aggressive eyes. Finally, it chose its target, flapped its wings, and in a few strokes flew in front of a female bird of five large and three thick, and cried out majestically:
"Quack!" (don't laugh, the fringed sandpiper is 'quack')
The chosen female bird was startled at first, and then changed from a squatting position to a standing position very excitedly, looking down at the cowering females around her with a sense of superiority, and chirped proudly. Then he obediently walked up to the male, turned his body, his wings open, his head down, his body lowered, and his tail feathers raised as much as he could, revealing the pink hole below.
Seeing that the barrage in the live broadcast room was painted with golden colors, Ling Mo couldn't laugh or cry, and said: "Compared with humans, the mating of Warcraft is more pure, we will consider the beauty and ugliness of the partner, figure, temperament, family background and other meaningless factors, and for Warcraft, regardless of male or female, they have only one view of mate selection - strong enough, so that the offspring can be as strong as possible when they are born, and the food they get after birth is as sufficient as possible, which is enough." ”
During his explanation, the male bird chirped high-pitched, flapped his wings, forcibly pulled his body up, and maintained an ultra-low-altitude flight attitude. The two bird claws tried their best to spread to both sides, revealing the yin jing that had already been congested and swollen in the middle, aimed at the female bird's buttocks, and inserted it directly!
And then...... Didn't insert it.
After all, it is a bird, and the tail feathers are really a bit of a hindrance, and the male bird tries several times, but is blocked by the long and warped tail feathers of the female. The anxious male bird has been quacking, the more anxious the more difficult to grasp, the more urgent the range of action, the female lying on the ground staggered, so that it was even more difficult to enter. In addition, this ultra-low-altitude flight is particularly physically demanding, and after a few repetitions, the male's chest begins to rise and fall violently.
Failed again, this time the head was a little outrageous, the male didn't touch the female buttocks at all, the whole bird swept over the female like a wrecked bomber, straight into the mud, filled with sand all over the mouth, and the male was obviously very tired, he didn't even bother to spit out the sand in his mouth, so he maintained this embarrassed posture, lying on the ground and gasping for breath.
"Goo~~Goo~~"
Intermittent, one after another 'cooing' sound came out of the flock of female birds, and the sound revealed a kind of joy that could not be suppressed desperately, even the audience in the live broadcast room who did not understand the language of birds at all could hear it at this time, these female birds were laughing! They were laughing at their leader's clumsy and funny performance! Especially the female bird lying on the ground waiting for her luck, laughing the loudest and laughing the most presumptuous!
Hearing the laughter, the male flaming tassel sandpiper stood up straight, and spat out the sand in his mouth, and the tassel in his neck was about to explode due to anger! It flapped its wings and rushed into the flock of females, one by one, and kicked the females who laughed at it out, and it was obvious that it was a ruthless move, and the females who were kicked flew out quickly and quickly, and slammed into the trunks of the trees around them, and fell to the ground with a wailing half-sound, and shrank their heads, not daring to make a sound.
Then it walked up to the smiling female who was the happiest, and kicked and pecked, and its wings fanned the female's head, snapping, and in a few strokes the female bird broke the skin and flesh. That look, living is a replica of a human husband beating his wife for sexual dysfunction.
Real, too real.
After beating the female to its death, the male stepped on her face, stepped her head into the mud, and at the same time glanced at the other females with bloodshot red eyes.
It's so good to die, the 'pseudo-girl' felt that the temptation was almost, and stepped into the territory of the male bird with low eyebrows, and just raised his head to observe the situation, just happened to be in line with the male bird's sight!
Such a lost bird look, but it was actually seen by the same sex?
Kill you!
The male bird angrily 'quacked', his voice was full of tyranny, let go of the female bird under his claws, and with a flap of his wings, he killed the 'pseudo-girl' who had just mixed in like an arrow from the string, with a posture of wanting to break the other party's corpse into thousands of pieces!
In the face of the menacing male bird, the 'pseudo-girl' was obviously in a trance, which was different from the script! In a hurry, it didn't have time to think about anything, so it could only rely on instinct, turn around and lean over to raise its feathers, and expose its small chrysanthemum to the male bird!
The male bird was stunned, his movements slowed down, and a sudden brake stopped in front of the ass of the 'pseudo-girl', it can be clearly seen that the male bird is a little resistant to the same sex, and wants to kick this stinky and shameless same sex out, but, somehow, its gaze ghostly fell on the other party's ass, and its eyes are getting brighter and brighter:
This guy's tail feathers are so short, maybe he can make it?
I'll just give it a try, and it's all practice.
Well, practice.
Well, a little bit.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh......
A few minutes later, with a refreshing 'quack' sound, the male bird shook his body with great satisfaction, got off the puppet girl who was about to fall apart, and took a fluttering step, fell headlong in his nest, and fell asleep.
The pseudo-mother lying on the ground stood up tremblingly, cleaned up the mess on her body and the chrysanthemum, forcibly lifted her spirits, shook off the tassel on her neck, and limped towards the group of female birds watching the excitement!
Looking at the live palace staged again in front of him, Ling Mo smiled silently and acted as a narrator:
"There must be many sailors in the live broadcast room who feel that the price paid by this 'pseudo-mother' blazing tassel sandpiper is too great, and if you don't hand over the tail, you won't hand over the tail, how big is it? But unfortunately, this thing really has to be done!"
"You know, birds are different from humans, when they are in heat, the size of the male bird's GAO pill will generally increase by 300 times, and the weight will increase by 100 times! The feeling of swelling and pain will torment them to life, and they only have their tails in their heads! The blazing tassel sandpiper is still civilized, taking the common poultry as an example: in order to mate, the male duck will hold down a female duck together for dozens of dogs, and when the rooster can't find a mate, he will find a soft mud ZI to comfort him......"
Hearing Ling Mo talk about the magical habits of the Warcraft, many old drivers showed a knowing smile, and the live broadcast room was filled with a happy air:
"Birds will still be **?!!! if it wasn't for what Teacher Ling said, I wouldn't believe it first!"
"Every time I watch Teacher Ling's live broadcast, I rise in posture!"
"This blazing tassel sandpiper 6 has flipped over!"
"It turns out that there are really pseudo-mothers in the world of Warcraft! Now the pseudo-girls of human society can be regarded as finding a legal basis! Since ancient times, pseudo-mothers have been an indispensable part of the population......
"After thinking about it, these pseudo-niang birds are quite great, in order to leave their genes and have their own children, they even did not hesitate to sacrifice their chrysanthemums!"
"This specific evolution is simply a shameless interpretation to the extreme!"
"I'm curious now, the pleasure given by chrysanthemums is more than ten times stronger than that of a mother bird!
"What do you care about the real or fake? Could it be that you still have a bold idea?"
At the same time, he left a message: I'm sorry, I really have a bold idea when I see the pink chrysanthemum!"
"Aren't you curious, which ghost talent measured the conclusion of 'pleasure is more than ten times stronger' and how did you measure it?"
"The brother upstairs has a tricky idea!"
"It's good to watch Teacher Ling's live broadcast! I can learn a lot of unheard of knowledge! Every now and then, I make a big news, which simply satisfies all my expectations for the live broadcast! I'm really afraid that one day Teacher Ling will suddenly stop broadcasting, and I won't know what to watch at that time!"
"It's the same! Whether it's watching other videos or books, the focus is on the combat power of the Warcraft and what it produces, as if those Warcraft were born to kill humans! Only Teacher Ling's live broadcast talks about the various habits and stories of the Warcraft! Only in this live broadcast room, I can feel that the Warcraft are all living creatures, they have their own joys, sorrows, and sorrows, and their own survival and reproduction!"
"That's right! It's this real, living feeling that makes people so fascinated!"
"Let's do it and cherish it! Don't be so emotional when you watch the live broadcast, I want to know now, after I find these blazing tasseled sandpipers, what about after that? I can't just wait around here for that ragdoll bear to come back, right?
"Can't you, right? If that ragdoll bear doesn't come to replenish that 'fission flame' after ten days, doesn't that mean that Teacher Ling has to wait here for ten days? That would be too boring!"
"Definitely won't be like this! Teacher Ling definitely has a way!"
“......”
Just when there was a heated discussion and different opinions in the live broadcast room, Zero, who had also witnessed all this throughout the whole process, also raised the same question to Ling Mo:
"Dad, according to the law of action in the past, it will take about five or six days for Baikas to come this time, and now it's less than two days since he last came, so why don't we wait here?" Of course, I don't mean that I'm impatient, but I don't think it's efficient. Zero carefully weighed his words as accurately as he could, carefully expressing his opinion. ”
"Of course not," Ling Mo smiled, pointed at the group of 'busy' Blazing Tassel Sandpipers, and said, "Although the strength of this bird is not very strong, it is only at the level of a fourth-level demonic beast, but don't you think that it is a little unreasonable for such a small piece of reeds to be inhabited by so many fourth-level demonic beasts?
Zero was stunned, she was not familiar with the habits of natural monsters, she really didn't expect this layer, and suddenly a thoughtful look appeared on her face. Ling Mo didn't sell it, and directly continued:
"The only explanation is that there are people in this area who are constantly raising them, hoping that the population will grow quickly so that it can provide more resources. The Flame of Fission is extremely important to the creatures of the Molten City, and there are very few ways to replenish the Flame of Fission outside of the Molten City, so these silly birds are also extremely important to White Cass. ”
"So, I'm going to slaughter all these Blazing Tassel Sandpipers next, I don't believe that if such a carefully cultivated population is wiped out, the ragdoll bear named White Cass won't be able to sense it?
As he spoke, Ling Mo had already put on the Ancient Relic Claws, and swooped down on the blazing tasseled sandpipers in the open space like lightning! The first target was naturally the pseudo-Niang, whose genitals were still in harmony with a female bird at this time, and before they could be separated, the blades of the Ancient Relic Claws slashed through their bodies, dividing the two birds stacked together into neat eight petals!
And then there was a complete slaughter!
These birds are just fourth-level demonic beasts, there is no enemy under Ling Mo's hands, and they can't fly, they can't escape if they want to, a few breaths, there are seven or eight blazing tasseled sandpipers that have been divided, blood and internal organs are sprinkled everywhere!
Just as Ling Mo wanted to kill the sleepy-eyed male who hadn't figured out what was going on, a thick iron chain flew out of the air and landed on Ling Mo's arm!