007 Pick up chicken in the morning market

The next morning, Yu Le got up early, and if he had to say, he didn't sleep all night. The ability he had absorbed from the jade huang had been tossing him, and it didn't go away when it was dawn, but this toss was not so uncomfortable, but he felt that his internal organs were very comfortable and full of energy.

After he got up and washed, he first secretly pushed open the door of the magpie's room, and saw her sleeping soundly with a towel on her back, so he didn't bother, and packed up his things and rushed to the morning market. Besides, the magpie is still grieving, but he is in the midst of excitement, Lao Lu has instructed that no one should be told about this, including the magpie, not because she can't trust the magpie, just because she is still young.

In this way, Yu Le wore shorts and a T-shirt and carried a vegetable basket to the Nanqiao Morning Market.

In summer, the day dawns early, and both merchants and buyers come early, and at half past six, the market is already crowded with people.

"Le'er? How are you? ”

"Magpies sleep."

"Oh, please ask Lu Ye for me."

……

"Le'er? What about magpies? ”

"Sleep."

"Yes, say hello to Lu Ye!"

……

"Le'er!"

"Magpie sleeping, let me help you say hello to Master, let me go over first?"

The neighbors kept asking Yu Le the same question, which made him very helpless, and at the same time decided that he would never help the magpie buy vegetables again, and he would have to vomit all the time early in the morning!

The old people of the capital have just one word - poverty!

When we meet, we have to ask you if you have eaten, what you have eaten, if you know what you eat, you have to ask if it is delicious, if it is delicious, then we will eat together next time! This kind of warmth and kindness may seem a bit nagging, but this is the way the neighbors exchange feelings, a symbol of familiarity. If Yu Le tells everyone that Lu Wannian will return to the West, then don't do anything this morning!

Yu Le greeted the neighbors from all walks of life, and bought some celery, rape, and tomatoes at the familiar vegetable stall to solve the day's dietary problems, and then bought half a catty of pork belly and two taels of beef tenderloin filled with oil and water.

In the end, it can be regarded as breaking through thousands of troops and horses to the chicken seller.

This stall has also been in the market for seven or eight years, not only selling finished chickens and eggs, but also selling live chickens and black chickens, and the business is very comprehensive.

"Boss, here's a chicken!" Yu Le squeezed to the front of the stall, looked at a pile of cages and said.

"Yo? Joy! The rather festive older female boss saw Yu Le coming, and said directly, "You wait, I'll pick a freshly slaughtered one for you." ”

"No, I'm going to live this time."

"Alive?" The proprietress was puzzled and asked, "Who in your family will slaughter?" Magpie? ”

"Don't slaughter, feed Erhei." Yu Le didn't hide it, just staring at the chickens in the cage.

The proprietress exclaimed, "...... Did Erhei make any contributions? Such a compliment? ”

"Yes." Yu Le didn't explain much, pointing to the brown-haired chicken in the cage and said, "Come to a male firewood chicken, you need to be more bloody." ”

"Okay, I'll pick a strong one for you." The proprietress said, standing in front of the cage for a moment, aiming at one, and opening the cage to fish.

"Don't want this." Yu Le tilted his head, "Get me the short one next to me." ”

"Oh?" The proprietress swallowed and foamed, muttering, "The one I picked for you is good, the spirit is strong, and the second black has been supplemented." ”

"But this one is sick."

The proprietress was startled and hurriedly said, "Le'er! What are you talking nonsense? How can I sell sick chickens! ”

"Not sick? Why is there a pinhole in the belly, and the action is obviously different from other chickens. ”

"Don't talk nonsense!"

The two of them argued, and a few lively neighbors surrounded them, and heard Yu Le say that it was a sick chicken, and immediately became interested, and several people listened to Yu Le's words, and also looked at the chicken that the proprietress was going to catch, but the chicken was alive and kicking, not like a disease.

"Le'er, don't be so black, right?" An old lady patted Yu Le and smiled, "I've been buying chickens here, it's good." ”

Yu Le didn't answer, only frowned and looked at the chicken coop carefully, and looked at a few more chickens: "It's not good, I bought it at another stall." ”

As he spoke, he turned and left.

The more he was like this, the more curious the visitors became, and the old lady hurriedly grabbed Yu Le and asked, "Is it really bad?" ”

"Not good."

"What's wrong?"

"I won't say it, you said, don't buy and sell blacks."

The proprietress was definitely extremely angry at this time, she thought that Yu Le was talking nonsense, and she had nothing to rely on, so she only shouted angrily: "Le'er, don't go, you made it clear, I've been selling chickens for so many years, why is it not good?" ”

When she called, there were more people around.

On one side is Yu Le, who is very popular, and on the other side is the stall owner who everyone knows, and the neighbors don't know who to help.

At this time, the proprietress made a look and asked the strong man in charge of slaughtering the chicken to step forward and grab Yu Le. The most important thing for a business is reputation, and what is most afraid of is rumors, and now Yu Le is a "bad", and if it is not even, it will be spread, and when the time comes, it will be more and more evil, and finally affect their business, which is by no means alarmist, so she must let the rumors stop here.

"Boss lady, use force?" Yu Le was dragged by a strong chicken slaughterer wearing a leather apron and exposing his upper body with fine meat, tilted his head and said to the boss, "My family has bought chickens for so many years, and finally gave me this set?" ”

"Why?" The proprietress hid her face and smirked, "People are terrible, we have to make it clear, whether my chicken is good or not, it is a neighborhood for so many years, so everyone has to rest assured." ”

The neighbors nodded their heads, they trusted Yu Le, and they also trusted the boss, and they all wanted to know what was going on, why Yu Le, who had always been kind and honest, suddenly said this.

Yu Le knew that it was not easy to be a vendor, and it was difficult to make money without mixing water, just don't violate your conscience, and she has been in love with this boss for so many years, and she can't bear to tear down the stage. But now that he has been put on this board, his "friend" for many years has shown his fangs and is aggressive, which makes Yu Le have no choice.

With a flick, he pushed the strong man away.

Others only said that the strong man had no strength, which made Yu Le get out easily, but only the strong man himself knew that he was dragging Yu Le with enough strength, why was he thrown away like this?

The strong man was pushed and staggered two steps, almost falling, and stared at Yu Le in surprise.

Yu Le took two steps forward in the onlookers, swept a few chicken coops again, raised his breath, and said loudly in the unique voice of a cross talk actor: "Ninety percent of chickens have pinholes on their stomachs, do you dare to pluck their feathers?" ”

"Why don't you dare!" The proprietress snorted, turned around and grabbed a chicken out.

"This one doesn't have, that one only has that." Yu Le waved his hand and motioned for the proprietress to change to a chicken.

"Are you sick? Can you see it so far through the hair? The proprietress said disdainfully, "You see, I'll pluck the hair and let you see if there are any pinholes." ”

"That one must be plucked." Yu Le was still pointing to the cage, showing no interest in the chicken in her hand.

"You...... You ......," the proprietress said to herself, a little flustered, "what if there is no pinhole?" ”

"I've wrapped all your chickens."

"......" The proprietress glared at Yu Le and said hatefully, "You can afford it!" I have so many chickens, let alone a few thousand yuan, and I rely on other people's alms to get by, like a stinky begging for food, do you have that money? ”

"I live by my ability, what is charity?" Yu Le frowned and said, "What's the matter, you're going to die?" ”

"Knock it! I've been selling chickens for so many years, and I've never seen you so unreasonable! The proprietress immediately changed her face, and went to fuck her customers for many years, and everyone who wanted to spoil my business died, "Stinky talker, get away, don't dirty my business." ”

Obviously, the proprietress was forced to be anxious and turned her face, the relationship between the merchant and the customer is always the relationship of interests, and her interests are moved, and the friendship or something immediately gets out of the way.

"Okay!" Yu Le put down the basket and rolled up his sleeves, "I'll show you the power of your mouth today." ”

Yu Le has never been a forbearant guy, and he is afraid of the black dog when he keeps a hand on the Qian brothers, and he doesn't have to worry about dealing with an unscrupulous peddler.

Before he could let go, a younger neighbor next to him became anxious.

"How do you speak?" The young man stepped forward and scolded, "Aren't you just a stinky chicken seller?" Got your face?! ”

The rest of the neighborhood also felt quite unhappy, in the end, Yu Le was his own person.

"I'm poor, but I want face, and I will cover it when I say it." Yu Le patted the old brother who helped him out, smiled in return, and turned to the chicken seller, "Make it clear, if there is a pinhole, you will always get out of this market, dare to come?" ”

"What is there to dare !! this?" The proprietress was furious, pointed at Yu Le and said, "You put the money here first!" I immediately plucked the feathers and examined the chickens! I'll give you less, six thousand! ”

"I'm sick, bring six thousand to the morning market?" Yu Le didn't get angry but laughed.

"If you don't have a book, don't bother!!" The proprietress immediately became angry, and said to the surroundings, "Everyone, it's not that I can't afford to play, the key is that Yu Le is too evil, so I have to get that one." But even if he can't afford to play, I have to give you an explanation, and now I'll slaughter this one in my hand and let everyone see if there are any pinholes. ”

The people around thought about it, and it was indeed the same, is there a pinhole that you can see so far through the hair? There's no need to scream. Pick just one and slaughter it.

At this moment, the crowd consciously moved out of a passageway, and an old man in neat casual clothes came leisurely rubbing his bracelets.

"Bird!"

"Yo! Are you also visiting the morning market? ”

The neighbors greeted each other.

After returning the salute, the bird master walked up to Yu Le, looked at him, and then looked at the chicken seller.

"Le'er, are you sure?"

"Sure." Yu Le nodded, "I won't lie unless I perform on stage." ”

"I think so." Master Bird squinted at the chicken dealer and said indifferently, "Do you know who I am?" ”

"Bird Master ......" the proprietress immediately got angry for the most part, the respected old man came, she didn't dare to offend, it is not an exaggeration to say, the Bird Lord only needs a word, most of the people will no longer patronize her stall, at this time the proprietress also consciously lost her words, should not say such heavy words to Yu Le, hurriedly made up for it, and smiled at the Bird Master, "You help me take care of Yu Le, he didn't say that my chicken was pricked." ”

"Hehe, I'll have to take care of you first." The bird master snorted and looked at the proprietress coldly, "I just listened to it all the time, what did you say, 'those who talk about cross talk rely on charity to live'?" ”