Chapter 126: Thirty Years of Gynecology
Wen Liang explained to Ren Yi what it means to be a happy father, which shocked Ren Wenqing, who has always been sullen, and said that he couldn't believe that there would be such a tragic encounter in the world. By 2020, the ratio of men to women will reach an astonishing four to one, which means that by that time, there will be 30 million singles in the country who cannot find wives. What is the concept of 30 million, which is close to the total number of people in the entire Jiada, so even if you like to be a father, it is much better than playing a single.
The essence of science is to speak with numbers, Ren Yi was completely brainwashed by Uncle Wen, and he was in a trance for a whole morning, and began his first philosophical thinking in his life in the dilemma of either being a father or being a bachelor. After school, Wen Liang pulled him to eat together, and when he passed the toilet, Ren Yi suddenly stopped, looked at the various girls in front of him who came in and out of the women's toilet from time to time, and said to Wen Liang very strictly: "I have to find a girlfriend...... Regardless of whether it succeeds in the future or not, anyway, take advantage of a pit first......"
Wen Liang agreed: "Do you have a goal? ”
"Not yet, when I'm done eating, I'll go draw lots!"
Wen Liang is full of curiosity about how he catches lots, one doesn't know his name, two doesn't know the class, and three doesn't know what he looks like, how did you catch your girlfriend? It's a pity that Ren Yi was so preoccupied that he didn't have the leisure to say more to Wen Liang, he sat down to eat silently, and he didn't even look up when Liu Zhihe came over with a bowl.
"What's wrong with this kid today?"
Wen Liang smiled: "Men with a sense of crisis are like this, don't pay attention to him." I heard you've been looking for me these days? ”
Liu Zhihe said with a bitter face: "Boss, did you tell my father about Yang Yang?" ”
Wen Liang remembered that he seemed to have missed a certain conversation in a certain conversation, laughed, and said, "Director Liu is angry? The ass was beaten into a pot, right? ”
Liu Zhihe said with a smile: "I knew that it was you who stumbled me behind my back, that is, I was jealous of my Yangyang people's beauty, well-behaved, obedient and sensible, compared with your tigresses, tsk, I can't help but sympathize with you......"
Wen Liang slowly ate a piece of Chinese cabbage and said, "Zhihe." Let's let me sympathize with you first, brother......"
Liu Zhihe understood something from his eyes, the chopsticks in his hand fell to the table with a click, his small eyes shone with a frightened light, and said, "I don't have that much back, right?" ”
Ren Yi suddenly said: "Show affection and love to death!" ”
Liu Zhihe didn't have time to fight a lawsuit with Ren Yi. Turning back tremblingly, Xu Yao and Ning Xiaoning, the two tigresses who could be called the most powerful in Qingyi, were staring at him with fierce eyes, and their legs and stomachs couldn't help but swing.
"Fatty, who do you say is a tigress, huh?"
Xu Yao held his hands in his arms, and the slightly bulging Xiufeng had begun to take shape. The wide school uniform can't hide the delicate and winding arc of the gradually opening body, although the straight legs are not as defiant as Ning Xiaoning, but the figure is almost perfectly proportioned, as long as you stand there, an idiom will appear in everyone's minds: Chu Chu is moving!
The green apples began to smell ripe sweetness, and before you knew it, the little lolias began to grow up!
Liu Zhihe hurriedly got up and nodded and apologized: "Sister Xu, you must have heard it wrong." I'm complaining to Brother Van's about my tigress......"
Wen Yu squirted out and said, "Sister Xu...... You still Brother Liu, okay. Hurry up and say, what's wrong with your daddy? ”
Liu Zhihe smiled lewdly and said: "My father praised me for having vision, and he recognized this daughter-in-law!" ”
Wen Liang was surprised: "I saw that he was very nervous that day, so open-minded?" ”
"! If I were going to change to another girl, I would have been beaten to death by him! ”
Wen Liang understood, quite playful: "Who is Daddy Yang Yang?" ”
Liu Zhihe glanced at Xu Yao and Ning Xiaoning, and whispered a few words in Wen Liang's ear very cheaply, causing the two little Loli who were secretly listening with their ears angry, and Ning Xiaoning snorted coldly. With a movement of his toes, a small stone flew over on the ground and smashed accurately on Liu Zhihe's buttocks. …,
Liu Zhihe screamed, and pulled Ren Yi away with him, Ren Yi shouted as he walked: "Brother Wen, you must go to class in the afternoon." You'll have to help me with the matter of the staff and staff occupying the pit. ”
"What kind of pit?"
"You have a pit, don't worry about it!"
"Hey, Ren Yi, you took rat poison today, I said a word, you dare to jump three sentences?"
"Brother Liu, don't be too biased in your speech, the so-called 'rat poison jumps three times' refers to physical behavior, not verbal behavior......"
The two living treasures went to fight, Xu Yao and Ning Xiaoning sat side by side opposite Wen Liang, Xu Yao pursed his lips and asked, "What did the fat man say to you just now, and he didn't dare to let us hear it?" ”
Wen Liang smiled: "It's nothing, a little personal matter of his girlfriend...... By the way, Sister Ning Xi has returned to the capital, you know the coach, right? ”
Ning Xiaoning nodded, eating her own food and not speaking. Wen Liangqi said: "Xu Yao, what's wrong with the coach?" ”
Xu Yao forgot to ask about Yang Yang, and said with a smile: "She has been unwell for the past two days, and she is too lazy to talk, don't ask!" ”
Girls will always be uncomfortable for a few days, and Wen Yu will naturally not continue to ask why she is uncomfortable, whether she wants to see a doctor or something like some ignorant little boys. However, he didn't expect that Ning Xiaoning's body looked very good, but he also had the troubles of this period, after thinking about it, he still said a few more words, and said: "Drink some brown sugar water, if it doesn't work, buy some Xuanhu and motherwort, and boil two eggs together, it should help a little if you eat it." ”
Xu Yao's small mouth opened slightly, and her already big eyes could almost reflect the reflection of the proportions of a gentle and forgiving real person, and said, "You, you even understand this?" Don't be a Mongolian doctor trying to fool us, right? ”
Ning Xiaoning's extremely cold temperament, under normal circumstances, rarely has an overreaction, but after all, this is 96 years of high school, the era when girls and boys will blush when they talk, I never thought that there would be someone to talk to me about such a topic, clear eyes as water swept over Wen Yu's face, feeling his care and care, for a while, his ears were a little hot, and his heart was warm, and he nodded lightly with an almost invisible arc.
Xu Yao stabbed Ning Xiaoning's waist and laughed in a low voice that only the two of them could hear: "Although this stupid boy is stupid and stupid, he has always been clear about doing things, maybe he can really cure you, go to my house at night and cook and eat together." ”
Ning Xiaoning quickly suppressed the shame in her heart, reluctantly put down the chopsticks in her hand, and asked in the same low voice: "You won't be in pain, what are you doing eating this?" ”
"I'm curious......"
Ning Xiaoning suddenly felt not only pain in her lower abdomen, but also pain in her head.
The two little Lori's biting ears is really good-looking, but the feeling of being left out of the matter is a little uncomfortable, Wen Liang scooped up the chopsticks and knocked on the table, and said, "Hey, what are you two talking about?" ”
The two of them glanced at him at the same time, one clear and one warm, and they contrasted with each other.
Xu Yao coughed lightly, and the little adult sat upright, and said, "Doctor Wen, there is something I want to ask you, I don't know if to ask?" ”
Wen Liang stretched his neck and stole a piece of chicken from Xu Yao's bowl, and said: "Ask, the contemporary doctor who claims to have focused on gynecology for 30 years, specializes in treating incurable diseases, and is known as the old military doctor is my brother and me!" ”
Xu Yao ignored it directly, dealing with Wen Yuan's cheekiness, she was the most experienced, and said with a smile: "How many are you going to take this exam?" ”
There are still more than ten days to go to the final exam, and Wen Liang has missed too many classes recently, which is not optimistic about many people, whether he can push it to Ji Xiaoling again has become the biggest suspense in this exam. If there is suspense, there is the value of opening the market, Liu Zhihe came over just now to discuss the odds with Wen Liang in detail, but he was frightened by Xu Yao and Ning Xiaoning, and ran away in disgrace. …,
Wen Liang was scarred, and said with a wry smile: "I want to take the first exam, but I've been too busy lately, and I don't have time to memorize those rote things, the first is that I don't dare to think about it, Ji Xiaoling's girl is too perverted, I'd better make do with the second exam." ”
Xu Yao looked left and right sneakily, leaned over and whispered: "If you want to take the first test, I have a way!" ”
Wen Yu was taken aback and said, "You also want to do the test questions?" ”
"What do you mean?" Xu Yao didn't understand, but she didn't think much about it, and said: "I can't get the test questions, I don't have a relationship with your Director Zuo, but if you're just afraid of Ji Xiaoling, I can help you think of ideas......"
Although Xu Yao looked like a profiteer who "beg me, beg me, I will sue you", Wen Yu instantly felt that her image became taller, and said: "Sister Xu, you are really getting more and more domineering, do you have a way to do such a thing?" ”
Xu Yao waved his little fist and said proudly: "It's safe, it's drizzling!" Her good sister is my person, as long as you talk about it, she should be able to deliberately do poorly, but you may have to pay a small price, very small...... Oh......"
Before she finished speaking, she was slapped on the head by Wen Liang, and Xiao Lori held her head with both hands, pouted and said, "Why are you beating people?" ”
Wen forgave and said: "I want to dig a pit for me to jump, but there is no door, let's say, what do you want to do with such a big circle?" ”
"Hehe," Xu Yao rubbed her hands, and her smile seemed to be very honest, which made Wen Liang shiver, "I regret very much that I didn't accept the concert ticket of the beautiful boss of Xiangji Kitchen last time......"
Wen Liang couldn't cry or laugh, no longer paid attention to her, turned his head and asked Ning Xiaoning: "Coach, what's going on?" ”
Ning Xiaoning first glanced at the dejected Xu Yao, and said with a smile: "She came back that time to show off to the girls in the first class that she refused three tickets for the Jacks' concert, and was directly beaten by that group of guys, and pulled me to shout for two days with a pain in my butt...... I guess I was annoyed by them these days, so I came up with such an unreliable exchange method to beg you......"
Wen was angry and funny, rubbed Xu Yao's head, and said, "Tickets, how many tickets?" ”
Xu Yao's eyes lit up, and he timidly stretched out a finger, and smiled gently: "Ten? No more? ”
Xu Yao opened her mouth wide again and said, "I, I mean a ...... Ten sheets, is it really okay to have ten sheets? (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )