Chapter 387 and Monkey ** Easy Up
"Is it? These monkeys are going to go down the mountain and trade monkey wine with humans? But these monkeys are all wild monkeys in the mountains, and they have never been in contact with humans, so they can't be so smart, right? ”
Looking at the nearly a hundred bamboo tubes in the hands of the monkeys, Fang Yun secretly speculated, but if the monkeys didn't go down the mountain to trade, there was no way to explain why the monkeys would bring so many bamboo tubes down the mountain.
In fact, the animals in the mountains are far more intelligent than human imagination, and the laws of the jungle of nature are natural selection, and survival is more cruel and direct than human beings.
It is impossible for anyone who is weak and stupid to survive the predation of predators, let alone these monkeys, the intelligence of primates is already higher than that of other animals.
In order to prove what he thought in his heart, Fang Yun hit Niuniu's head with the idea, stretched out his hand to Niuniu, who was having fun, and said, "Niuniu, give me your backpack." ”
"What, this is Niuniu's." Niuniu covered her backpack and looked at Fang Yun vigilantly with her two big eyes, Fang Yun did not approve of children eating too many snacks, especially candy, which was prone to tooth decay.
These snacks in backpacks are all given to the little ones by tourists, and they are all the favorite foods of some Niuniu, and the little chubby girl is afraid that her father will confiscate her snacks.
"Okay, I know it's yours, Dad doesn't want to confiscate it, lend the snacks in your bag to Dad first, and when you go back, Dad will pay you back twice." The little chubby girl's vigilant eyes were too hurtful, Fang Yun had a headache, and offered a double compensation price.
The little chubby girl's eyes lit up, and the opportunity for blackmail came. Stretching out his fleshy little hand, five fleshy little fingers shook proudly in front of Fang Yun: "Five times, otherwise I won't give it." ”
Fang Yun gritted his teeth and said, "You are taking advantage of the fire to rob. ”
"Hmph." The little chubby girl raised her head and took the initiative, not afraid that her father would not agree to her conditions, although she didn't know what her father wanted her snacks to do, but the little chubby girl would not let go of this rare opportunity.
"Okay, five times is five times." Fang Yun reluctantly compromised, except for these little guys, who would carry a pack of snacks on his body at any time. As for Doudou, they are. Forget it, the little fat girl is their eldest sister, and without the nod of the little fat girl, they will be very embarrassed.
"Dad. To give. Remember to go back and give me five times as many snacks. Niuniu quickly took off her backpack and stuffed it into Fang Yun's arms. I was happy in my heart, thinking that when I went back, I would choose a lot of my favorite snacks.
"Got it." Fang Yun looked at the greedy little fat girl with amusement. Walking up to the Monkey King with a backpack, he poured all the snacks in the bag on the ground, and the little fat girl backpacked a lot of snacks, piled up on the ground.
The Monkey King first glanced at Fang Yun vigilantly, and then was completely attracted by the snacks on the ground, and when Fang Yun took a few steps back, the Monkey King rushed to the front of the snacks, scratching his ears and squeaking happily.
Fang Yun had dealt with this group of monkeys a few times, the first time was when Wukong took Fang Yun to help rob his wife, and later Fang Yun also went to the valley where the monkeys lived, trying to find monkey wine, so Fang Yun directly found the Monkey King to trade.
Sure enough, as Fang Yun expected, the monkeys came down the mountain this time to trade with humans, the Monkey King was stupid for a while, squeaked a few times at the monkeys, walked out of the monkey group Five monkeys, carefully put the bamboo tube in his hand at Fang Yun's feet, and then retreated to the monkey group.
The Monkey King pointed to the snacks under his feet, and then pointed to Fang Yun's feet, squeaked a few times in his mouth, and pulled his calves to pull the snacks under his feet to his side, obviously indicating that the transaction was successful.
Fang Yunle was happy, this monkey king was really not ordinary smart, he even knew the equivalent transaction, but unfortunately a monkey was a monkey after all, how could he know the value of monkey wine.
When you meet someone who really understands wine and loves wine, a bamboo tube of monkey wine in exchange for snacks can definitely bury the entire monkey group, this is a place where money is bought, the legendary monkey wine.
Really speaking, the wine brewed by Fang Yun is completely comparable to the monkey wine, and the taste and taste have their own merits, relatively speaking, if you only talk about health care, the medicinal wine brewed by Fang Yun is a little higher.
But this is monkey wine, brewed by monkeys, all kinds of beautiful legends, people who have been lucky enough to drink it are vigorously sought after, and the quantity is too scarce, ordinary people can't see it at all, in terms of fame, monkey wine is like Fang Yun's brewed medicinal wine.
Fang Yun was happy, put away the bamboo tube under his feet to indicate that the transaction was successful, so the monkey king was also happy, the whole monkey group was so happy, I couldn't imagine that a little monkey wine could be exchanged for so much delicious food, but there were still a lot of monkey wine in his hands, and it was really sent now.
Fang Yun laughed at the monkey group stupidly, the monkey group was also laughing at Fang Yun stupidly, and the monkey group thought that they had taken a big advantage, for the monkey group, brewing these monkey wine, there was no cost at all.
There are as many wild fruits as you want, and the monkeys usually can't eat them all, except for a few who pick up wine, other wild fruits are left to fall and rot.
On the one hand, the reason for the scarcity of monkey wine is that it needs a suitable environment, a suitable cave or tree hole for winemaking, and an abundance of wild fruits, especially the latter, only if there is enough food, the monkeys are willing to make wild fruits into wine.
As long as the two conditions are met, brewing monkey wine is really not a difficult thing for the monkeys, the reason why the number is scarce, a large part of the road is because the monkeys are too lazy, the food is sufficient, and the valley does not have to worry about natural enemies, there is time to make wine, it is better to sit down and bask in the sun and exchange feelings with each other.
So the monkeys felt that they had made a lot of money, and that the worthless wild fruits could be made into wine in exchange for delicious sweets and snacks, and all they had to pay was a little less time to play.
"Squeak" A golden light flashed, and Wukong, who was dressed in golden hair, suddenly appeared beside Fang Yun, scratching his ears and squeaking, obviously smelling the smell of monkey wine, which caused a stomach craving.
"This guy is really an alcoholic, he usually doesn't see his body, but he appears as soon as he smells alcohol." Fang Yun glared at Wukong angrily, Wukong suddenly stood obediently and didn't dare to move, Wukong was not afraid of heaven and earth, the only one he was afraid of was Fang Yun.
Now Wukong and Little Confused have a very comfortable life, after more than a year of nourishment, their golden hair is shiny, as if it was made of gold.
Relying on his cuteness, he can pretend to please tourists, he can mix a lot of snacks every day, and sell cuteness in the village every day, even Fang Yun hasn't seen them for several days, if it weren't for the smell of monkey wine, the couple would still be selling cuteness in the village.
Speaking of which, Wukong's nose is really powerful, and it was because when he went to play in the mountains, he accidentally smelled the monkey wine brewed by the monkeys, so he discovered the valley where the monkeys lived, clashed with the monkeys, and finally got to know Xiao Confused.
Wukong didn't dare to jump around, he could only stare at Fang Yun pitifully, he couldn't stand being stared at by Wukong's pitiful eyes, Fang Yun scolded with a smile: "You monkey, don't pretend to be pitiful, not now, I'll talk about it when I go back." ”
Fang Yun pulled out the leaves that plugged the mouth of the bamboo tube, and after finding that the bamboo tube was filled with monkey wine, his first reaction was to immediately stuff the leaves back, but he didn't expect Wukong's nose to be so smart, and he actually smelled it for a while.
"Wow, these monkeys are so smart that they know how to make deals with humans? These monkeys can't be immortals, right? The crowd present was suddenly in an uproar, and the appearance of the monkeys was really a little demonic, and it was exactly like everyone trading with each other in normal times.
"Primates are inherently intelligent and usually like to imitate human behavior, but these monkeys are really a bit wicked." A retired zoologist said with a smile, looking at the monkeys' eyes lit up, and despite being retired, studying animal behavior is still his favorite subject.
"Yes, the monkeys at the zoo will learn how to smoke humans." A young tourist nodded and said, but said to himself in confusion: "I just don't know, what these monkeys are trading, looking at this person's appearance, it seems to be quite pleasantly surprised." ”
This tourist obviously didn't know Fang Yun, but when he heard his words, the villagers and tourists present were stunned for a moment, and then they were overjoyed, and they looked at each other, and they could see the surprise and expectation in each other's eyes.
None of the villagers and tourists present were fools, although they didn't know what was inside the bamboo tube, but judging from Fang Yun's surprised expression at the beginning, they knew that the bamboo tube must be filled with good things, otherwise, with Fang Yun's net worth, ordinary things would not be able to arouse Fang Yun's interest at all, let alone surprise Fang Yun.
Although everyone didn't bring any snacks with them, there were no other things in the village store, but drinks and snacks accounted for more than half, and they were sold to tourists.
So some nimble villagers and tourists ran to the village, and within a few minutes they came back with a lot of snacks, followed by a large group of people watching the excitement.
Who asked these to go back to buy snacks, they looked in a hurry, didn't even ask the price, threw down a few red tickets, picked up a bunch of snacks and ran, of course, aroused everyone's curiosity, so they followed behind them to watch the excitement.
The actions of these people aroused the curiosity of more tourists, so more and more people came to see the excitement, and when they arrived at the foot of the mountain, almost half of the crowd in the village came.
Fang Yun smiled and shook his head, he had already gotten five bamboo tubes, saving enough for his family to drink for a long time, let others try the rest, so many people can't share one bamboo tube per person.
Five of yourself, plus one of Niuniu, you get six at once, you should be satisfied, eat meat by yourself, and let others drink some soup too.
Although Doudou, Da Niu, and Xiao Naren each had a backpack of snacks, Fang Yun didn't think about continuing to trade with the monkeys, and moved out of the way for the villagers and tourists to come forward and try it. (To be continued......)