Li Weijun said to Zhang Qiusheng: "Hu Bin and his parents are quarreling here, and when we heard it, we rushed to persuade them to fight. Isn't it a shame for this old couple to quarrel here? Is! According to what he said, it seems that Hu Bin is filial piety, and how righteous they are. In fact, I just passed by, and by the way, I persuaded the fight. But the most important thing is to find some high-sounding reason for the car to drive too hard just now and almost hit Zhang Qiusheng. What is the most high-sounding reason? Filial piety! You see, when Hu Bin heard that his mother and son were quarrelling, he hurried to persuade him, how filial this is. We also came as friends, and this is righteousness.

Li Weijun is proud of his quick wit, his mother's son is so smart, filial piety is the first hundred goodness, the car doesn't drive well but scares you and doesn't hit you, you Zhang Qiusheng is not good at getting angry, right?

The quarrelsome horse face and round face are Hu Bin's parents? Zhang Qiusheng smiled when he thought about Hu Bin's appearance again, the more he laughed, the funnier it became, and he couldn't straighten his waist until he laughed at the end. Li Weijun and He Qiang were laughed at by Zhang Qiusheng inexplicably. What's so funny about that? Could it be that when he heard his mother and son quarreling, he hurried to persuade him? Otherwise, I don't believe that Lao Tzu has such a high consciousness at all?

Li Weijun cautiously asked, "That, Qiu, Qiusheng, is it true." You, what are you laughing at? Asked yes, he took two steps back as he asked. Don't let this kid slap Lao Tzu so many times, then Lao Tzu will suffer a lot. Damn, don't you just want to find Hu Bin's father to transfer this broken car, not tomorrow? Even if it's ten days and half a month, why are you in a hurry like rushing to be reincarnated? Hu Bin's father knew the people in the DMV more than ten years ago, as long as he didn't die, he still knew him, so why was he in a hurry?

Zhang Qiusheng replied to Li Weijun's words while laughing: "That, that, other people's children are perfect inheritors of their parents' advantages. Haha, hehe, Hu Bin is a complete inheritor of his parents' characteristics. Hey, hee. ”

Li Weijun saw that Zhang Qiusheng was not entangled in the question of whether they were filial piety or righteousness, but laughed at Hu Bin's inheritance of his mother's characteristics. put his mind at ease, took a step forward and said, "I also think Hu Bin looks a little weird, but I don't know what to do." Qiusheng, tell me, how did he inherit? As long as Zhang Qiusheng didn't shoot him, Li Weijun spoke neatly.

"That, that," Zhang Qiusheng struggled to control his laughter: "His father's face is too long, isn't it?" And, it's a round face. I found that Zhang Qiusheng was in a good mood and didn't mean to shoot them. He Qiang also became bold, stepped forward and said, "Yes, Hu Bin's father is a big horse face, and his mother is an apple face." ”

"Hehe, yes, yes," Zhang Qiusheng still said with a smile: "People are reincarnated to take a little bit from each of their parents' advantages or characteristics, and then form themselves." Hey, hey, hey. Hu Bin is a gourd cucumber captive, and he wants all the characteristics of his parents. With the tip of my mother's nose as the center of the circle and the length of my father's face as the diameter, I originally wanted to draw an apple and turned out to be a sunflower. Hey, hey, hey. I used to think how a person's face can grow into a sunflower? I kind of got it today. ”

Hey, hey, hee. Li Weijun and He Qiang both laughed. Li Weijun laughed and said, "Hehe, yes, yes." It's sunflower, and I've been thinking about it for more than ten years without coming up with a good word. Hey, hey——。 He Qiang also said while pondering: "Don't say it, it's really like a sunflower." With such a big face and such a long thin neck, it's really fucking like. I've always felt that this kid's face looks awkward, but I don't know where the awkwardness is. , whole sunflower ha. Hey hey——。 ”

The three of them were joking about Hu Bin's appearance here. Hu Bin didn't know at all, he was going to talk to his father. When his father saw his son coming, he grabbed him and said, "Bin Bin is here, what kind of dance are these people dancing?" The whole one is a prostitute and thief, extremely obscene and shameless. ”

Hu Bin's mother and many middle-aged and elderly people were not happy when they heard this, and they scolded Hu Bin's father one after another. How do you speak, huh? Did you talk like that? Not being able to speak is harder than eating. This ballroom dance is the most elegant and civilized sport, and it is vigorously advocated by the state.

Da Ma's face was not inferior to irony: "This kind of broken dance is the most elegant and civilized, so what do you mean table tennis is vulgar?" Tai Chi is uncivilized? Is it vulgar to twist Yangge? The state vigorously advocates it, how does the state advocate it? Do you show me the text? ”

Show him the text, where can I find the text at this time? Everyone was speechless by the big horse face, and jumped to their feet angrily and scolded: Why are you so despicable, shameless, boring, and shameless, only obscene people will say that elegant art is obscene, and obscene people look at everything obscene. The gossip is very lively.

At this time, a fast three-step dance music was playing in the middle of the field, and a pair of dancers swirled with the dance music. Da Ma pulled Hu Bin with his face and said, "Bin Bin, look, is this called dancing?" Yes! Men stick one foot between a woman's legs, right? Pull it out again, insert it again, insert it in and pull it out, pull it out and insert it in. Plug and pull, plug and pull, and spin happily. What kind of action is this, huh? This is not obscene, this is still called elegant? ”

The middle-aged and elderly people are trembling with anger. Only a middle-aged sister-in-law looked at Da Ma's face with disdain and said, "Cut, do you understand physics?" A man can't rotate without inserting one foot between a woman's legs and pulling it out, you know? Uneducated. The big horse face nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I don't understand physics, and I can't turn around without plugging and inserting." But I know chemistry, and I can only conceive a baby by inserting and inserting. Hee-hee, haha——。 "Does this have anything to do with physics and chemistry? The soy sauce player next to him burst into laughter.

The crowd had nothing to say to the big horse face, and the middle-aged and elderly women left first. In any case, middle-aged and elderly women are also women, and they can't talk about such topics. The important thing is that it is too embarrassing to talk to such a rough person. The women are gone, and the middle-aged and elderly men are leaving. An old man wanted to say something to Big Horse's face, but after opening his mouth a few times, he choked on it, stomped his foot and turned away.

People come out to dance at night, the picture is physically and mentally happy, who has nothing to quarrel with the rough people and find anger. Hu Bin's mother's face was flushed, these middle-aged and elderly partners would not take her to play in the future. The more Hu Bin's mother thought about it, the more angry she became, and scolded at Da Ma's face.

The strange thing is that such a muddy person can't fight back against his wife, and he doesn't scold him back. Seeing Zhang Qiusheng's strangeness, Li Weijun said: "Hu Bin's father is actually very afraid of his wife, except for not letting her come out to dance, everything else is easy to say." Kneeling on the washboard behind closed doors, pouring water for washing feet, and feeding your wife three meals a day. ”

He Qiang also said with a smile: "Hu Bin's mother turned out to be the conductor on the long-distance bus, and Hu Bin's father was abducted and tricked. Since then, it is equivalent to inviting a grandmother to the house, and you have to make an incense case every day. The quarrelsome people dispersed, and Hu Bin didn't care about his parents, and turned his head to look at his brothers. When I saw Zhang Qiusheng at a glance, I was scared. Seeing Li Weijun and He Qiang standing next to Zhang Qiusheng again, they were all right, and they were bolder. Since Zhang Qiusheng didn't embarrass Li Weijun and He Qiang, he generally wouldn't embarrass himself.

Hu Bin originally had something to say to his father, but now he can't take care of it. Things can be talked about later, Zhang Qiusheng has to say hello first. When Li Weijun saw Hu Bin coming, he smiled happily and said, "Sunflower, sunflower." Disaster is coming, you almost hit Qiusheng while driving just now, I see what you should do, right? ”

Hu Bin knows that he is a cloudy craft, his so-called driving skills are only able to drive the car, and he doesn't know anything about other traffic laws, civilized driving, courtesy, three first emergency avoidance, and so on. Almost hit Zhang Qiusheng? That's a disaster. He was already afraid of Zhang Qiusheng, but now he is even more afraid.

"That, that, autumn, autumn," Hu Bin didn't know how to speak, if he called Brother Qiu, Zhang Qiusheng was not mixed up in the road; Calling Zhang Qiusheng is too blunt. Li Weijun is called Qiusheng crisply, but the problem is that Li Weijun didn't almost hit Zhang Qiusheng. It is said that this kid has a clear grudge, I almost hit him but directly called him Qiusheng, isn't it a bit disrespectful? The fact that people didn't make love to me might have caused him even more anger.

But I'm afraid it's better to be close to the hot spot, as the saying goes, don't hit the smiling person: "Autumn, that autumn, autumn, autumn, autumn, autumn, autumn-autumn-autumn——。 "Even if the title problem is solved, it is difficult to say how the car is driven. Hu Bin was thinking about autumn and autumn. "Autumn, autumn!" Zhang Qiusheng didn't plan to trouble Hu Bin, but now he was scolded by Hu Bin's Qiuqiu, Qiuchu's stomach was anxious, and he was scolded.

Zhang Qiusheng doesn't take Wang Shaoyang and his gang seriously at all now. When he scolded Hu Bin, he forgot an important question, and Hu Bin's mother was next to him. Hu Bin's mother was reprimanding her husband, and suddenly heard someone scolding her son, and immediately pointed the finger at Zhang Qiusheng: "here, you have Benqiu!" "Her son has been autumn for a long time, and now others are also autumn. She didn't know what Qiu meant, and thought it was a curse.

Zhang Qiusheng was speechless and burst into tears, I have a good name, ah. Qiusheng, how loud and domineering, ah. Autumn, how poetic, how reverie, ah. How did it become a curse? No, you have to settle this account with Hu Bin.

didn't wait for Zhang Qiusheng to settle accounts with Hu Bin. Hu Bin's mother sacrificed the shrew Dafa, slammed into Zhang Qiusheng with her arms slanted, and said while hitting back: "You autumn, you autumn, the old lady is here, you autumn!" "But I'm thinking in my heart, the little broken child can't kill you!

Although Zhang Qiusheng is fucked, he has been trained by his family since he was a child. At least he doesn't provoke women, and he never gets angry with women. He understands that even if he has a holiday with Hu Bin, it has nothing to do with his mother, and he can't spread his anger on other people's mothers.

Hu Bin's mother's overweight impact was nothing to Zhang Qiusheng, and he didn't bother to hide. It's just that Hu Bin's mother sprinkled too much toilet water, which made Zhang Qiusheng want to sneeze. This kid doesn't have any concept of cosmetics, as long as a woman has a fragrance on her body, he thinks it's toilet water.

and Hu Bin's mother's face also had a lot of clam oil, and the oil was shining like fried buns in front of Zhang Qiusheng's eyes. The impact is tolerable, but the flower water and clam oil are unbearable. Hu Bin's mother can't beat him again, so she can only beat him. Zhang Qiusheng yelled at Hu Bin: "If I don't beat you today, the sunflowers will bloom to the sun, and ——, slap at Hu Bin with a palm.

Zhang Qiusheng is particular about this palm. Since the last time he let Li Mantun run and have diarrhea, he thought this trick was very funny, so he researched and developed this trick. When dealing with Li Mantun, he didn't use any acupuncture points to stimulate it, but borrowed Li Xiuying's true qi to stir up in Li Mantun's stomach for a while, making Li Mantun's gastrointestinal peristalsis dysfunction. This is also Li Mantun's internal strength that is higher than that of ordinary martial arts people, if ordinary people have this gastrointestinal peristalsis function, they will not be able to recover.

As the old saying goes, you know everything, and you can't do it until you can't think of it. This kid has been pondering these crooked ramps all day long, and it didn't take long for him to figure them out, and after several modifications, he has now achieved refined operations. That is to say, you can pull as much as you want, and you can pull as long as you want. Several of his small tricks can be refined, mainly because he has nothing to do, idle and boring and pondering.

In fact, his trick of asking people to run out of stomach diarrhea has positive effects, such as treating constipation, such as helping people detoxify and nourish their skin, especially for weight loss. It's a pity that he didn't think about it in his head. No one in his family is constipated, no one wants to lose weight, and no one wants to maintain beauty.

Hu Bin was always wary of him patting himself from the first time he saw Zhang Qiusheng. Hu Bin is not afraid of diarrhea but afraid of itching, Uncle Sun impressed him too much last time. Several of their brothers agreed that they were not afraid to fight, but they were afraid to shoot.

Hu Bin knew that Zhang Qiusheng was moving fast, and he was preoccupied with vigilance. Seeing Zhang Qiusheng's arm move, he immediately pushed his mother forward and hid behind his mother.

Zhang Qiusheng never expected Hu Bin to push his mother up to block it. Under normal circumstances, it is the son who prevents disasters for his mother, and Hu Bin, the evil animal, is really a fucking unfilial son. Due to such an unexpected situation, Zhang Qiusheng hesitated a little and immediately withdrew his palm, but the palm wind still swept onto Hu Bin's mother's shoulder.

This palm wind fluttered lightly on Hu Bin's mother's shoulder, and it didn't hurt or itch. The palms were neither next to each other nor touched, and Hu Bin's mother didn't care at all. was hit by the slamming of the big horse's face and almost fell. It turned out that when Da Ma saw that Zhang Qiusheng was going to beat his son, he came to Wei to save Zhao in a hurry. beat Zhang Qiusheng to save his son. But how could he hit Zhang Qiusheng? Instead, he slammed his wife.

If you want to put aside the usual Hu Bin's mother being hit by the horse's face like this, it would be strange if she didn't scold her head and cover her face. Maybe there will be a few more blood marks on the horse's face. But not today, she thinks it's an extraordinary time. Hu Bin's mother carried forward the fearless spirit of the proletariat, the spirit of not being afraid of hardship and death, and the spirit of not being hospitalized if you were seriously injured. She shouted at the horse's face: "Leave me alone, it's important to protect Binbin!" "That posture, that momentum, the whole Huang Jiguang and Dong Cunrui.

Li Weijun and He Qiang, who were watching the excitement next to them, wondered if Hu Bin's mother was going to learn the actions in the movie next, took out all the money in her pocket, and then handed them and said: "Child, this is my party fee, please, please, please help me pay it to the organization!" ”

Ma Face heard his wife's order and hurriedly ran behind to hug Hu Bin. Hu Bin's mother was at the front, blocking the enemy with her open hands. followed by Hu Bin and his father. Zhang Qiusheng to the left, Hu Bin's mother also to the left, and the two behind followed to the left. Zhang Qiusheng to the right, Hu Bin's mother also to the right, and the two behind followed to the right. It's a complete game of eagle and chicken.

Zhang Qiusheng is an eagle, Hu Bin's mother is an old hen, and Hu Bin and his father are chickens.