Last night, Da Da knew from Eryingzi that the seafood restaurant was in for a treat, and he didn't receive an invitation, so he was cheeky and came by himself. At the banquet, needless to say, everyone praised the village cadres, the bosses, and the huge ones. It's not just a few, it's just a zero, and no one praises it, but who knows, but it has been ridiculed by many people. Nowadays, who is not holding the bamboo pole and not the well rope? On the surface, which star is popular, everyone goes to praise her, and after a few days, they all fall into the well and desperately belittle her. When the red is purple, the whole body is bright and beautiful, and when it is in trouble, the whole body is clean, stinky fish and rotten shrimp, and the smell is unbearable. There are many reasons for this, but one is true. That is, the people's hearts are not ancient, the world is declining, for a Kong Fang brother, the leader of the knot, with the body promise, shaking hands on the stage, and making stumbling under the head, there are everything, countless. Dongguizi is located at the junction of urban and rural areas, belongs to the development zone, development, economic up, those things that are not indiscriminate, also developed.

Get back to business. Said that those can't be chewed and can't be eaten as food. The words are huge, and no one cares about them, so they take the initiative to pick up an inconspicuous place and sit down. Drink sullen alcohol on your own. Li Er passed by Pangda, went to toast Lao Yu, asked Pangda to grab it, and pressed it on the chair.

Li Er looked at the sullen appearance of the giant, so he looked happy and said: "Huge, you drink alone, it doesn't mean much, why don't I call the leather donkey to accompany you?" It's also an old classmate, and there are always feelings. When I went over and finished toasting my cousin, I called the blind donkey and drank it together. ”

Huge nodded in agreement, wishing that the donkey was here, so that he could inquire about the gossip

Li Er suddenly asked, "Do you want to play tricks on the blind donkey?" Tell his wife to scold him well, and you get out of your stomach? Most of my bad ideas in the past were the work of leather donkeys. ”

Huge said happily: "Okay! It's up to you, but when it comes to the ugly words, if the donkey is not in the trap, I will ask you. ”

The donkey is coming. Laughing and groaning, he sat across from the huge one. The huge and mysterious beckoned the donkey to his face. According to the trick that Li Er taught just now. Play the donkey.

Pangda said: "Blind donkey, sue you for a secret recipe, do you want to save some water money?" ”

The donkey slaughters chickens every day and uses a lot of water. Tap water is not cheap. I was hurting the water money in my heart, and I heard that there was a trick to save water. I want to know soon. But he excused himself and said: "With your little brain, you can also come up with a trick to save water and money?" Is it stealing the unloading meter? ”

Huge shook his head.

With a leather donkey, does the huge really have a good way to steal water? He was born in a restaurant, so maybe he really has a trick. So, the donkey came to the big guy and poured the wine for the big man himself. With a smile on his face, he asked: "Huge, we are classmates since childhood, Li Er hurt you in the past, which time did I not try my best to stop it?" If I hadn't helped you, you wouldn't have known how much you would have to suffer. Tell me, what's the solution? ”

Huge said calmly: "The means is very simple, that is, take the water pipe at home, take a scale, and smash it a few times. If the water flow is faster, won't the water meter be correspondingly slower? You're stupid. ”

The leather donkey believed it, and regardless of the size, he put down the wine glass. I ran to the Pijia Chicken Shop opposite the seafood building, picked up a big wrench, and knocked it vigorously on my faucet. I also shook a few times from time to time. As a result, a miracle happened, and the faucet in his house flowed into a small river. It turned out that the rusty rust on the faucet was accompanied by the powerful beating of the donkey. fell down one after another, and then, the expensive deadly water gushed out from the faucet and pipe joints, running around and dripping, making the donkey sweat profusely, and hurriedly called the lame wife: "Wufeng, go home quickly, the faucet is leaking!" It's flowing out! ”

Wufeng went home to take a look, but it wasn't how, the rust on the faucet was gone, the water naturally came out, and the leather donkey was busy plugging the leak.

Wufeng hurriedly helped to get the aluminum basin to catch the water, and instructed the man: "Leather donkey, quickly use a wrench to tighten the faucet." ”

The donkey followed the plan, took the wrench in his hand, aimed it at the faucet, and gently tightened the screws. Who knew that the faucet was in disrepair for a long time, and the leather donkey couldn't be twisted.

Wufeng urged: "Where did you go?" Did you carry me out on your back and do it to another woman? ”

The leather donkey was angry, added three points of strength to his hand, and pulled it hard, "click", and broke the faucet alive. The donkey covered it with his hand, and the rushing water split into several streams, and shot towards the quilt on the bed and the freshly cooked chicken! The anxious Wufeng shouted: "Let go quickly." ”

The donkey suddenly realized, and quickly covered the faucet, no, it was to spread the hand holding the faucet pipe, and let the tap water flow to the concrete floor, there was no way.

Wufeng ran outside the chicken shop and called the property personnel in charge of the water in the village, asking them to quickly close the main gate for water delivery, so that the donkey could not watch the western scenery of the sea at home.

Wu Feng stroked his wet hair and asked the leather donkey: "It's not noon for a long time, and you don't eat and drink in the seafood restaurant, why do you want to get up and get a faucet?" Look at the home turned into a crystal palace. ”

The leather donkey said hesitantly: "It's all a water-saving trick taught by the huge ??????"

"He's so slow that he's going to die, so you're going to accompany him? Don't hurry up and buy faucets and pipe sections! ”

Wait for the donkey to get the faucet at home completely ready. When I returned to the seafood restaurant, the banquet was almost over, there were only a few leftovers left on the table, and the soup was cold, and there was a fishy smell when I smelled it.

Seeing the wolf-like bear of the leather donkey, his face bloomed with joy.

Xiao Taohong saw Wufeng's gloomy face, and immediately called Xiaohong into the kitchen, and told Master Sù Gou Youdao: "Re-serve a few dishes, and give the two donkeys a running water feast." ”

Li Er saw the donkey go out in dry clothes from a distance, and came back in wet clothes after a short effort, knowing that the huge thing was done, he was happy in his heart, but he was still silent on the bright side. drank a few glasses of wine on Lao Yu's table, pretending to be nothing, and walked out with those who were scattered, and when he passed by Dangda's side, he called Dangda and stopped: "Li Er, your method is really good, the leather donkey has finally been fooled!" ”

Only then did the leather donkey know that it was Li Er's bad. Especially Wufeng, who stomped on his lame legs. shouted: "Good guy, I said that our donkey, I went home in a panic to get the faucet, it turned out that someone deliberately tricked him." is a superficial mediation committee, but it turns out to be a honey-bellied sword. Look how I clean up you hypocrite! ”

Li Er didn't expect to betray himself so quickly. There was a very unnatural expression on his face, and he knew that he couldn't go, so he simply sat down beside him and excused: "I didn't see the donkey tonight." Huge can testify. He is a well-known honest man. ”

Huge sneered and said, "Li Er, you don't wear a high hat for me." I'm not going to eat you. ”

"And you like cuckolds, huh?"

"I call my sister. Kill you babe tonight! "Huge and anxious, the words are twisted. I belittled myself, and I didn't want to be cheeky.

The two of them listened to the big words, and they didn't care about blaming Li Er, so they clapped their hands and laughed.

Keep laughing until you are leaning back and closing.

Everyone, who comes out of the seafood restaurant, there is no one who does not laugh at the huge amount. Especially those with sharp teeth, the cynicism of yin and yang weirdness, arching the fire in the huge belly higher and higher. Plus the wine is strong and intimidating. Soon after coming out of the seafood building, he sneaked back to the seafood building alone, picked up firewood from the kitchen, and put it in the hall. I took the lighter and lit it. Seeing the flames on the firewood, they rushed upward, and a hideous smile appeared on their huge faces. His hand hasn't been withdrawn yet. The wrist was grasped. When he turned his head to look, it was none other than his godfather who caught him!

"What? Let go! "Huge is trying to break free and escape.

Gou Youdao asked, "Huge." You're so ruthless! Even your sister's restaurant was burned. Do you still have a little bit of humanity? ”

Widow Sun said, "The huge heart is broken. Seeing his sister's seafood restaurant flourishing, he was jealous, and he had pink eye, to the point of madness. Not only did he burn down the seafood building, but even the two of us who were sleeping upstairs wanted to burn them to death. This is naked murder and arson. Huge, do you know how powerful this fire is? It's going to kill someone. The consequences are quite strict! ”

Gou Youdao felt that the matter was important, and he locked the huge amount in the small private room, and he couldn't be the master. called Li Er over and listened to the master's decision.

Li Er is in front, and Xiao Peach is behind. The two of them came to the seafood restaurant and listened to the report of the old couple of Gou Youdao. I gasped. "Huge, you're going to die." He scolded in his heart.

Li Er felt that the bin did not suppress the master. Xiao Taohong is the owner of the seafood restaurant, and she is also a huge sister. She should speak.

Today's situation, how to deal with her being a sister? What is the dilemma, report to the official? That huge must have to go in, and it is already a big crime to set fire to people's houses, not to mention the extra floor of the seafood upstairs, and the old couple sleeping on it. If it weren't for Widow Sun's diarrhea and coming down to relieve her hands, if this fire burned, the seafood restaurant would not be able to keep it, the important thing is that Gou Youdao and Widow Sun must be in a catastrophe, and they must be burned alive inside! Human life is a matter of heaven, a capital crime. If he puts a huge amount of money, he feels that it is okay, and what if he will get worse in the future?

Little Peach stomped her feet, covered her face with both hands, cried upstairs, and lay on the bed with a sad sound!

It really fulfills the old saying: There are ruthless children, but there are no ruthless fathers and mothers. When I think about it, no, wow, the two of them are brother and sister, not father and son. It's just about the same thing.

Li Er and Gou Youdao were sitting on both sides of the small dining table in the kitchen, looking at each other a few times, and each sighed.

Gou Youdao slowly took out the cigarette case and put it on the table, neither of them smoked. Where is the heart troubled, how can there be a desire to smoke?

Li Er muttered to himself: "Rest the matter?" He then dismissed his own idea.

Widow Sun sighed and said helplessly: "If you don't stop doing things, is there any other way?" Huge has a criminal record, and this time he committed such a big crime, it is definitely not as simple as a public security punishment. ”

"It's not okay to kill each other, just little peach can't get this hand." Gou Youdao began to light a cigarette and smoked.

Li Er said: "Thank God, there was no major incident, a great luck in misfortune." If it is not discovered, the scourge is cut off, and the huge will definitely be shot. When it really got to that point, it was too late to regret it. ”

"In that case, Xiao Taohong will not only lose her mother's family, but even Pang Qiang, maybe with her aunt, will also have a lifelong enmity." Widow Sun further analyzed.

Gou Youdao said in a deep voice: "Master, it is better to settle the grievances than to settle them." You speak, the apprentice is willing to let the master decide. Persuade the huge and let him go, so as not to embarrass the little peach. It's hard for her to talk in the middle, it's better for you to decide from it, master. ”

Widow Sun nodded, agreeing with Gou Youdao's approach. However, she put forward one condition, that is, to ask Dada to apologize in person and promise not to set fire to the seafood restaurant in the future. This will spare him. Li Er nodded in agreement.

One day later, the leather donkey vaguely heard about the huge arson, and asked Li Er for confirmation, Li Er shook his head like a rattle, and insisted: "It's nothing like that, you are a big man, you must not listen to the wind is the rain, the big man is a good person, can you do stupid things that are out of tune?" We are classmates since childhood, we should believe in the huge and learn from the huge. (To be continued......)