Standing in the middle of the bedroom, he lowered his head and asked his first lover with a smile: "Boy, are you still crazy?" Do you still want to break your leg? ”

Da Da Yun was full of breath, slammed his fist on the bedside table, and with a "click", the wooden bedside table was shattered and turned into a pile of broken wood.

Seeing that he was so brave, Liu Xueyin was stunned. My heart was filled with fear. She was afraid that Da Da would settle accounts with her, and she was even more afraid that Da Da would break her two legs. The first lover's pig-like howl did not stop, and Liu Xueyin did not dare to accuse Huge, let alone say a word to Huge. She came to her first lover lightly, looked at the huge reaction with her eyes, reached out to pull the arm of her first lover, and complained to him: "Isn't it just that my arm has been hit so little, what a howl." I'm afraid that outsiders won't know what you're doing with me? Stop screaming, get up, I'll take you to the hospital. ”

The huge stride stood in front of Liu Xueyin, stretched out his hand to block Liu Xueyin's way, and said, "Liu Xueyin, give me chicken bones." Where to go? I'm still waiting to drink the rest of your Wang Ba soup. ”

Huge bent down to pick up the rolling pin that was broken in half on the ground, handed it to Liu Xueyin, and said, "Hit me, hit my head, hit hard!" If you don't hit me in the head today, you won't be a hero, and you won't want to step out of this door for half a step! ”

Liu Xueyin smiled and said, "It's huge, so we're two people." Can't you look at Pang Qiang's face and spare me this time? Besides, you have broken your leg for three months, it wasn't for me Liu Xueyin to take care of you before and after running, can you get better so quickly? Also, asking you to gnaw on the chicken bones of the king's eight bones doesn't add calcium to you. You don't know, wow, people with broken bones have to supplement calcium. If I hadn't increased the training intensity for you every night and let you practice that golden rooster independently, would your kung fu have recovered so quickly? Don't be a donkey's liver and lungs with kindness. You can't help but speak with your conscience. ”

"Your conscience has long called the dog to eat! Cuckold me in front of me. Also your conscience? Good guys, first lovers? The courage is not small, Liu Xueyin and I haven't divorced yet, you dare to live in my house, you are fat enough, today I will let you taste my huge power! ”

With one hand, like a dead dog, he held Liu Xueyin's first love in the air, and clenched his other hand into a fist, about to smash his first love's stomach.

Liu Xueyin knew the power of the huge fist. If you pound it on the stomach of your first lover all at once, you have to smash his heart, liver and lungs into a pulp! Afraid of his life, Liu Xueyin ran up, hugged the huge fist that had been swung up, and dragged it down desperately, begging in his mouth: "Huge, can't, can't fight." Your fist is harder than pig iron, and this is a fist. If you kill someone, you'll be shot by the government. It's really that far, your sister Xiao Taohong, and the eight lambs Li Er. Even if you pile up money like a mountain, it won't save your life. ”

He snorted and scolded: "Slut, let me go quickly, and see how I beat this thief to death." It's also better than him cuckolding me. I'm! ”

Liu Xueyin dragged the huge and shouted to her first love: "Don't you run?" Stand here and wait to die. Huge crazy, he regained his kung fu. Ordinary people three or five are not his opponents, don't care if your arm hurts or not, run quickly, it's important to escape! ”

Huge struggled, wanted to break free from Liu Xueyin's pull, and teach Liu Xueyin's first love a good lesson, how could Liu Xueyin fight for his life, and grabbed the huge one at all, and the huge struggled a few times and didn't break away, the first lover took advantage of this golden opportunity to hold the injured arm with his hand and staggered away.

Seeing his first lover fleeing the scene, Liu Xueyin breathed a deep sigh of relief, let go of his hand, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and said that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and said: "Boy, now that your broken leg is healed, isn't it the old lady who has served meritorious?" Okay, the scar forgot the pain, it's not good to thank me, why do you want to hit Xie Shi's hammer? Today, my mother doesn't want to live, and the bones that are born grow flesh will tell you to fight enough today! I'm a beautiful woman, married to you, an ugly bastard with no conscience, and beat me? Today, my mother fought with you! ”

Liu Xueyin was full of grief and indignation, his hair was scattered, and he hit his head on the huge belly, knocking the unsuspecting huge man into a stumbling and sitting on the ground all of a sudden. Liu Xueyin took advantage of the situation to pounce on the huge, tearing, grabbing and beating, and later. simply opened his mouth and bit the huge shoulder, biting down hard, screaming at the huge painful wow, and the hard qigong couldn't be used, and he howled desperately.

"Convincing or not?" Liu Xueyin asked loudly.

"Not convinced!"

"Then bite you hard!" Liu Xueyin then frantically continued to bite the huge until he was convinced.

Liu Xueyin sat on the ground, looked at Dang with teary eyes, and asked, "Huge, your legs are also healed, and your consciousness is completely restored." Kung Fu comes back to you, too. Let's see, let's see if it's the two of us, and then put it together. As long as you don't run to Yu Xiu'e's house anymore and pay your salary to your home, I promise to break off with my first love, and from now on, I will no longer have contact with him. Break ties completely. In the future, what about you, whether you want to be a teacher or a chef, as long as you work hard and can earn money to support the family, although I, Liu Xueyin, am as beautiful as a flower, but we have lived for decades, and we will make do with it in the future. You don't think I'm bald, and I don't think you're blind. Just mess forward. ”

Liu Xueyin was a little hesitant to see the huge, and further enlightened him and said: "Huge, what's so good about Yu Xiu'e? Tuberculosis is not out of breath, and with her, you are not afraid of getting sick? After that, I opened the clinic. You go to earn money, what a good life our family has, the age is not forgiving, look at you, your hair is half white, and you are still fooling around with Yu Xiu'e outside, not afraid of outsiders' jokes. Of course, I also have mistakes, and I will change them in the future, if I don't make do with it, how can I get a divorce? ”

Liu Xueyin's words made him a little moved. Liu Xueyin pressed him on the bed and sat down, and took a wet towel. Wipe his face clean. I went to find a new set of clothes that Da Da used to wear, carefully changed them into Da Pan, went to the bathroom and found a razor, shaved Da Da's unkempt beard, dressed up, brought a mirror, called Da Da Zhao, and asked, "How is it?" Is it better to have a wife than not to have a wife? ”

When he saw himself in the mirror, he was full of spirit, and his anger disappeared at that time. said: "Liu Xueyin, as long as you don't call me a king and don't cuckold me, in the future, I will live a good life with you." ”

"Wow, how about asking your sister to set up a table of seafood in the seafood restaurant to celebrate? I'll pay for a treat. ”

Li Erpi and the two donkeys heard the wind, smelled the fragrance, and took the initiative to go to the seafood restaurant. To catch up or not to catch up? Huge asked.

Liu Xueyin said thoughtfully: "In the seafood restaurant, it is your sister's territory, and she has the final say." In our family, it is you who have the final say, and I make the decision on the most important things, okay? ”

The huge and unprecedented has the right to speak, and he is happy in his heart, so he nodded again and again: "Just do what you say." I'm in charge of the little things. It's up to you to do the big things. What is the matter of being the eighth king??????? ”

Liu Xueyin laughed and said, "Look, I'm still not worried about your being a king." I promise, you are huge, and you will definitely not be the life of the king in the future. ”

"Then who will be the eighth king for me?" Huge or not assured.

"Love whoever you want. As long as you're not right, you don't care what others do. Liu Xueyin was a little unhappy.

Huge is still a little weak-hearted: "What if your first love goes to sue me?" ”

"What's going on?????? thing?" Liu Xueyin pondered for a moment, and instructed Da Da to say, "No one from his side came." Even if someone comes looking for it. They didn't pay any attention either. In this way, you go to our crazy mother-in-law, and she has her own way to deal with them. ”

Huge feast in the seafood restaurant. Celebrate your health and well-being. There is also a layer of meaning, that is, the two of them reunited after breaking the mirror, breaking the drum and making do with the broken gong, beating and beating, and starting a new life. Li Er and the donkey were invited to attend the banquet.

At the banquet, the donkey said: "The huge Wang Ba, today with the Wang Ba Pozi, shrimp paste is inseparable from salt, stinky fish is inseparable from stinky shrimp, resurrected life, it is worth drinking a cup of everyone." ”

Huge reminded the donkey next to him: "And my martial arts have recovered, you didn't say it." ”

"yes. I forgot to mention just now that there is also a huge Wang Ba who was beaten by the toad Gong, and they all came back, and they all came back. People who are on the east crutches, whether adults or children, like to hit huge heads, although they do, the huge hard qigong has reached an unprecedented point, and those who don't believe it can try it. Another point, and the most important point, is that in the future, he swears that he will not be the eighth king again, and whoever is willing to replace him can raise his hand. ”

The crowd burst into laughter, and a round of applause rolled over.

Liu Xueyin said: "Don't listen to the nonsense of the blind donkey. What he means is that Pangda has become the head of the Pang family in the future, and the two of us have divided the labor, and the small things are the final say, and the big things are up to me. It's not at all what the blind donkey said, it's about Wang Ba's successor. ”

Li Er got up and congratulated and said, "The harmony of the huge family is the credit of everyone. Among them, the donkey did not contribute less. He always tries his best to think of good things, and the more roast chicken he sells, the better. Those rotten and bad-looking roast chickens are all given to the huge at a high price, and he is the huge savior! ”

Little Peach said, "I don't sound right." Even kicking and biting, is the wine bad, or the donkey's chicken, which is not willing to be eaten by some people? ”

Pangda said: "Li Er's eight lambs, his speech has always been yin and yang, and there is no time that he has not spoiled the scenery. The dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth, so don't worry about him, come, everyone drink! ”

Da Da led the crowd and was about to raise a glass to drink, but several people rushed in, and one of the women shouted, "Who is Da Da? Let him come out and die! ”

Huge jumped out and scolded: "Where did the wild man come from, dare to slander Lao Tzu, is he impatient to live, and he sent it to the door to find death!" ”

Liu Xueyin peeked at the woman who took the lead, it was not an outsider, it was the baby daughter of her first love, she was afraid that she would not be able to speak if she was caught in it, so she quickly took a step back, slipped into the kitchen, pushed the crazy woman out, and said softly: "It's your turn to play." ”

The crazy woman was still inexplicable, and when she looked back, Liu Xueyin had already slipped away from the back door.

The crazy woman came to the hall and said to the woman who was shouting, "Whose little female donkey is here to run to the seafood restaurant?" ”

"Huge injured my dad, is that it?"

"yes, yes. You can't hit people for nothing. At the very least, you have to pay for medical expenses, nutrition expenses, and lost work expenses. Otherwise, call the police. Several people who came shouted in unison.

The crazy woman squeezed in front of the woman and asked, "Are you the daughter of Liu Xueyin's first love?" ”

"yes, you're going to have to lose money!" This woman is quite horizontal.

"Let me ask you, where was your father beaten?"

"At Liu Xueyin's house. It's also a huge home. ”

"What is the relationship between Huge and Liu Xueyin? Is it a husband and wife relationship? ”

"Yes, yes. But they've split up. ”

"Is separation a divorce? No way? People are not divorced, your father went to the huge house to find a huge wife to sleep, is it not worth a beating? The madwoman poked her finger at the young woman's shoulder and asked.

"My dad has violated the law of the country, and he should be dealt with by the country's rule of law organs, and if you hurt him privately, you should pay for it!" It's strange that the young woman still understands the law.

The madwoman shouted, "Legal authorities? Go and sue you. I have to sue your father** his wife Liu Xueyin. If you don't believe it, let's try, see if Liu Xueyin is facing your father, or is it towards his man? While things are not too big now, you hurry up and take your people away, it's still too late. After a while I'll turn my face, you won't be able to go! (To be continued......)