You Yang was extremely YY, with a lewd smile on his face, and went to the boys' dormitory.

At this time, dormitory 1111.

"Damn, Chen Dong, let me tell you, don't pretend to be stupid with me here, I'm serious with you, don't pretend, don't talk again, I'll castrate you." Bai Chen grabbed a chicken leg in his hand and scolded Chen Dong while eating.

"Bai Chen, are you tired, I talked all morning, and I didn't see what you did to Chen Dong." Wang Shiquan sighed and said, "Chen Dong didn't rest all night last night, and when he came back this morning, he was like this, you see, he was like a vegetative person, I just gave him acupuncture, but it didn't work at all, and he was angry." ”

Bai Chen looked at Chen Dong, "It's all caused by you in a vegetative state." When he had finished speaking, he snorted him in the ear at his head.

"Bai Chen, why are you beating him?" As soon as You Yang entered the dormitory, he saw Bai Chen's anger on his face, and with a bang, he gave Chen Dong a slap, that guy, when he started, he was not soft at all.

"I've got to blow up his bones and feed them to the dogs." Bai Chen continued on the side.

You Yang heard it, "I'm grass." No, Chen Dong is not your brother anymore. ”

Bai Chen snorted and said; "Look, this guy has come back to the present, he doesn't eat, drink, or speak, and most importantly, his body still stinks, and when he bathed him, this thing even spilled urine directly in the basin, and most importantly, I bathed him, so his urine naturally spilled on my hands!"

Speaking of this, Bai Chen raised his hand holding the chicken leg with an angry expression, "Chen Dong, Uncle Wo Ni, when you wake up, Lao Tzu won't castrate you, I will have your surname!" ”

As he spoke, Bai Chen stretched out his hand and slammed Chen Dong's head again, "It's all caused by you as a vegetative person." ”

You Yang smiled helplessly, looked at Wang Shiquan with a sad face, and asked; "Brother Quan, why are you like this? Brother Dong didn't mess with you, did he? ”

"Hey." Wang Shiquan sighed and said; "You Yang, after you left in the morning, I gave Chen Dong an acupuncture, but it didn't work at all, there was no problem with his nerves and acupuncture points, it is estimated that Chen Dong had a problem in his heart."

"How could this be?" Looking at Chen Dong, You Yang immediately walked over, stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, but Chen Dong didn't react at all, "No, if Brother Dong continues like this, he will die!" ”

"If you want me to say, give him two slaps and beat him up again, and this thing will definitely come to his senses." Bai Chen said, still entangled in his heart about Chen Dong's peeing on his hand.

"You think everyone is as inhuman as you." Wang Shiquan said.

"Damn, I'm getting outrage." Bai Chen said, stretching out his hand and pointing at Chen Dong, "This product is pretended, what's the matter, it has to be like this." ”

"If you were you, so would you."

"That is, you treat people like this now, are you still human?" You Yang said.

"That's right, people are already stimulated, and you're still like this." Zhuge Mu'er said and walked to the dormitory, and she still had two fast food in her hands. She came over in the morning, but she went to the cafeteria just now to buy food for Bai Chen and a few others.

Chen Dong's matter, Zhuge Mu'er listened to Bai Chen's words, and in this regard, Zhuge Mu'er was very sympathetic to this infatuated Chen Dong.

"Hear me, your daughter-in-law doesn't approve of your approach." Wang Shiquan said.

Bai Chen was a little depressed, "I can't eat anymore, I won't eat it." ”

"It's so inhuman."

"Inhuman."

"I really don't see it."

You Yang and the others scolded Bai Chen, making this brother depressed.

"Okay, okay, I'm wrong." Bai Chen said.

"Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, and good is great." You Yang and the three of them said in unison.

"You ......" Bai Chen looked at the menacing appearance of the three of them, and castrated again, and then looked at Chen Dong, Bai Chen scolded; Vegetative people, it's all your fault, you are here in a daze, my brother doesn't care about you. ”

As he spoke, Bai Chen put the leftover chicken bones in his hand into Chen Dong's mouth, and then pulled Zhuge Mu'er's hand and walked out of the dormitory.

After Bai Chen and the two left, You Yang closed the door of the dormitory, and then, with a sigh, he took a cigarette and looked at Chen Dong who was holding a bone.

At this time, You Yang reached out and took out the phone from his pocket, "Take a picture of you." ”

Chen Dong didn't react.

You Yang: "Click. Click" took a few photos.

"None of this is happening?" You Yang was a little depressed, so he took off Chen Dong's pants and "continue to take pictures"

Chen Dong was still there.

"I'm grass, you're vegetative." You Yang scolded, and depressedly put Chen Dong's pants back on him.

Circled around Chen Dong a few times.

You Yang scolded; "I'm convinced. Convincing oral plus admiration! After finishing speaking, You Yang pulled Chen Dong to the stool on the side; Sit down. Vegetable. ”

Looking at Chen Dong, You Yang was extremely depressed, this kid can now endure what ordinary people can't bear. You Yang glanced at the chicken bone in his mouth, sighed, and took the bone out of his mouth and threw it in the trash.

"You Yang, don't bother, I've thought of all the ways you think. I have done everything that should be done, what acupuncture, massage, and even like you, I scolded him, but it didn't work, should Chen Dong, this kid, really be stupid, right? Wang Shi asked.

"How is that possible!" You Yang said, smoking, his face was depressed, for a long time, You Yang slapped his thigh and shouted, "I have a way, Brother Quan, you prepare two bottles of liquor for me, and leave the rest to me." ”

"Liquor?" Wang Shiquan glanced at You Yang in surprise, and went out to buy wine without asking too much.

As soon as Wang Shiquan walked on the front foot, You Yang took out the food bought by Zhuge Mu'er on the table with the back foot.

The lunch box contained chicken thighs, peanuts, and most importantly, mustard oil, and half a bottle of liquor left on the table.

You Yang glanced at it and put aside the remaining second pot head on the table. Then I found an empty mineral water bottle, and after that, I poured the remaining two pots into the empty mineral water bottle.

In this way, a bottle of mineral water with half a bottle of water was displayed on the table in the dormitory.

In fact, it is a mineral water bottle with half a catty of wine.

Then You Yang picked out a chicken leg from the lunch box, put mustard oil, and poured it on the chicken thigh.

Forget it if it is poured, You Yang not only poured it on the surface of the chicken thigh, he also took a fruit knife from the table, cut the meat of the chicken thigh, and poured it inside.

In other words, this chicken leg carries nearly half a bottle of mustard oil from You Yang.

What is mustard?

Everyone must know very well that it is a very spicy thing that stimulates the human palate!

You Yang clapped his hands with satisfaction and said; "Brother Dong, forgive me. In order to get you back to normal, I can only feed you this, and then drink this, and you don't react, and you are still in a vegetative state, then I will willingly take off my head and kick you as a ball. ”

After finishing this, You Yang lit a cigarette, went out of the dormitory, stood in front of the corridor, and basked in the sun.

"You Yang, we're back."

Wang Shiquan shouted, and he was still followed by Li Ziyue, Bai Chen, and Zhuge Mu'er.

After the four of them came over, Bai Chen and Zhuge Mu'er immediately went to the dormitory.

Wang Shiquan handed the liquor he bought to You Yang and said, "I'll go to Liu Jia first, and I'll come to you later." Chen Dong depends on you. ”

"Well, I promise to give you back a brilliant Chen Dong." You Yang said with a smile.

It's just that no matter how you look at this smile, it is so obscene and treacherous.

Wang Shiquan looked at You Yang's smile and felt that he must have thought of some messy way, but this method was not visible.

None of this seems to be so important, though!

As long as You Yang can cure Chen Dong's illness, everything else will be floating clouds!

Wang Shiquan also smiled, and then went to Liu Jia.

The reason why Li Ziyue came was also because of Chen Dong.

Standing outside the door, Li Ziyue looked at Chen Dong in the dormitory, who seemed to have lost his soul, with a helpless face.

"You Yang, why didn't you tell me about Brother Dong." Li Ziyue asked.

"It's useless to tell you." You Yang smiled, "Instead of worrying about you, it's better for me to solve it by myself." ”

Li Ziyue glanced at You Yang and said, "Brother Dong's appearance is really distressing. ”

You Yang smiled, "Don't worry, in a while, let our Dongge appear in front of everyone." ”

"Really?" Li Ziyue looked at You Yang, "You asked Brother Quan to buy wine, what do you want to do." ”

"Can I kill Brother Dong? Are you so cautious? You Yang asked.

Li Ziyue glanced at You Yang and said; "I warn you, don't you make anything new, do you hear?"

You Yang nodded and said with a smile; "Don't worry, don't worry, it won't."

It's just that as soon as You Yang's words fell, a scream of "ah" suddenly came from the dormitory, the cry was hoarse, followed by the sound of a bottle falling to the ground.

When You Yang heard this, he immediately said, "Grass." "Came out," broken. With that, You Yang rushed into the dormitory, and Li Ziyue followed him in.

You Yang saw Bai Chen rolling on the ground, stretched out his hand, pinched his neck hard, tears flowed out, rolling around on the ground.

Next to him, there was also half a chicken leg scattered, and half a mineral water bottle, and the mineral water was scattered all over the ground, to be precise, it was You Yang's second pot head scattered on the ground.

You Yang hurriedly ran to the side, picked up a new bottle of mineral water, unscrewed it, and when he reached Bai Chen's side, he poured it into his mouth, "Zhuge curtain, hurry up, take the dun cloth, and wipe the ground." ”

Bai Chen was drinking water while rolling on the ground, with a painful expression and tears flowing out.

"What's wrong, what's wrong." Zhuge Mu'er took the dun cloth and hurriedly walked over, "What the hell is going on." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, don't worry." You Yang stretched out his hand and pulled Bai Chen up from the ground, Bai Chen's big snot and tears flowed out in a hurry, his face was in pain, he ran to the wall on the side, and began to scratch the wall again. Then he ran to the toilet very frantically, and in just a few seconds, You Yang heard the sound of the shower turning on.