Chapter 0352 The Uninvited Guest in the Light Rain of Constipation
If you want to gain Ye Qiuyun's trust, you must make her believe in your image! It is not difficult to do this, because he has a good fate pill sent by Ye Qiuyun in his bag.
However, no one can predict the consequences, if she is also in a fantasy like her, and she can't get the antidote in time, won't she ruin your whole life?
ruining oneself is equivalent to ruining one's parents, it is equivalent to ruining Qiu Yun, and it is also equivalent to ruining Mrs. Wei Chi.
At this moment, Xiao Xingchen is in the extreme contradiction of whether to serve the Good Yuan Dan or not.
He heard Ye Qiuyun's snickering as she ate, Shao Hongyu heard the sound of water in the bathroom, and seemed to feel the rumbling sound of Zheng Wenduo's car coming here.
Zheng Wenduo's subordinates arrived, a bullet swept in, and his life returned to the west, and that qiē was over. However, Ye Qiuyun is like in a dream, and now it is so difficult to ask her to leave!
Zheng Wenduo's guy is itching unbearably, and his subordinates are dying with dogs and servants. Their men are down, and they have two girls with them, and it will be very difficult to escape along the way!
As time passes, it means that the danger is increasing little by little. If you don't come up with a quick countermeasure, then it will be quite dangerous!
Despite the lack of time, he decided to enter his consciousness and ask Mary.
He closed his eyes and came into consciousness, and found that Mary's expression was very helpless, he didn't understand that Mary would have such an expression.
In her own mind, Mary's expression was basically calm.
When he saw Mary, although he had a bad premonition, he still spent 5,000 yuan to interrogate Mary. After a burst of rattling, the admiration coin in the silver basin disappeared for five thousand yuan.
Then, he anxiously asked Mary: If I take this good karma elixir, will I be as confused as Ye Qiuyun?
Mary's expression was not as calm as before, and she looked a little flustered. She stood up from the golden butterfly chair and rubbed her hands together and paced back and forth.
There are no relevant questions in the wisdom library, however, according to my experience, your Brainwave Medicine Emperor should be able to have a certain antidote to the psychedelic medicine of this Good Karma Pill, however, it is very limited, so you should not be too optimistic...... It should also be taken regularly to have a small effect......
After Mary finished speaking, she had to helplessly stretch out her shoulder.
Xiao Xingchen listened to her answer, although he was not very satisfied, but one thing was certain, if he forcibly took the brainwave medicine emperor and took one pill every once in a while, he would at least be more sober than the current Ye Qiuyun!
I took the Good Karma Pill by myself, and I hallucinated and was confused, and some judgments would inevitably be wrong. But Shao Hongyu didn't take it, she wasn't confused. I have to explain it to her before I take it. Let her remind herself from time to time.
“…… Ruby. Thinking of this, he stood up and knocked on the bathroom door.
"Wait...... Wait a minute! Hmph~~~" After Shao Hongyu arrived at Kang Jilie, she was very nervous, and she was hungry and uneven when she ate, so she was a little constipated. Straining to defecate a stool. However, the poop is deliberately trick-or-treating with himself, blocked in the asshole and does not come out, and the taste is particularly smelly, a bit like the taste of shrimp paste.
Xiao Xingchen shouted to the door, Shao Hongyu thought that he was also a little anxious, so he became more and more panicked.
"Ruby, do you hear me talking?" Xiao Xingchen knows that the woman in the bathroom, you can't be in a hurry!
The woman is in the bathroom, the urine is a cow yellow fart, and the seven aunts and eight aunts are in trouble! Time was extremely urgent, so I had to let her talk to her through the door while making it convenient inside.
"Hum ~~~ I hear!"
"Zheng Wenduo's people are coming soon......"
"What are you talking about......" Shao Hongyu was frightened, opened the door of the bathroom, and stood at the door with his pants up, looking at him in horror.
Xiao Xingchen looked at her white and black, and immediately moved: he pouted a few times unceremoniously below, his eyes were as straight as steel pipes, and he dug into her mystery.
He also felt strange: the time was so urgent, and he still had something on his mind to stare at it. I once heard a story about the captain of a production team who had an affair with a female member of the same team in the snow. When the captain was really energetic, the man of the female club member came with a wolf dog!
The wolfdog pounced on the captain, and the captain still did a few consecutive blows.
In the past, they all regarded him as a legend, as a joke, and as a pastime made up by no one else. If you think about it, it's really possible!
Is it a man who is cheap? Not to mention that the woman's place tastes bad, and there is nothing beautiful about it......
"Ah~~~" Shao Hongyu may have felt Xiao Xingchen's hot eyes, and snapped the door shut at the same time. Then he banged on the door and said while crying: "Woo~~~ You are in a hurry to kill me, the situation is so urgent, my stool can't come down again, and your eyes are like that...... What should I do? Woo~~~"
"Ruby, don't worry! Listen to me! I'm not looking at you...... You continue to work hard to relieve your, and you should be able to solve it when I finish my sentence! ”
Xiao Xingchen said that he didn't look at others, and he felt how pale and powerless such an explanation was! It's like a thief who has reached into someone's pocket, has taken out someone's wallet, and said that he didn't steal someone's thing! Therefore, he had to change his words to comfort her.
In front of him, although he knew that time was pressing, time was life, but with a woman in a fantasy realm, and then a woman who couldn't be relieved, how difficult the trip would be!
"Hmph~~~ Xiao Xingchen, say it quickly! Why don't you squeak? Hmph~~~"
Xiao Xingchen felt that Shao Hongyu was also doing her best, and she was also fighting the most tenacious against constipation! Only those who grow up in difficulties will be brave! Such people, whether men or women!
"Hmph~~~ Xiao Xingchen, say it quickly! Hum hum ~~~"
"I'm going to take the Kindness Pill, and I may have illusions like Qiu Yun from time to time. Do you know why Qiu Yun calls me Xiao Xiaoer and calls you a little girl? ”
"Hum hum hum hum hum ~~~ Do you hurry up and say it, I'll listen! Hmph~~~"
"After taking the Good Fate Pill, in her eyes, others are only half as tall as they were original. In her eyes, we were like five or six-year-olds. She imagined that every part of our body would shrink dramatically...... I said, can you understand? ”
"Hmph~~~ Xiao Xingchen, I said are you annoying? You say I'm listening, don't you ask, okay? Hum hum hum hum ~~~"
"According to Rose's investigation, the Zen Yuan Pill plays the role of mental anesthesia, and religion is often like this......"
"Hmph, hum~~~ Don't drag Sven, just say what you have! Plop plop plop plop ~~~"
Xiao Xingchen took two steps backwards in a row, and after hearing the plopping sound, he knew that her stool had been relieved, but the smell was really stinky! In his opinion, there is no longer a bad smell after constipation in the world!
"After I took the Good Karma Pill, you have to remind me from time to time. I'll also think you're small, and I'm likely to call you a little girl or a little red or something......"
Shao Hongyu listened to Xiao Xingchen's words and muttered, she felt strange: Could it be that he had already taken the Good Fate Pill? Therefore, she hurriedly rubbed her buttocks, lifted her pants, pulled the zipper, buttoned her pants, and flushed the toilet in an instant.
After she opened the door, she found that Xiao Xingchen was covering her mouth with a towel and talking to herself. No wonder he spoke like he was speaking in a urinal.
When Xiao Xingchen saw Shao Hongyu come out, he picked up the cup from the table with a solemn expression and walked towards the pure water bucket placed by the window by the north wall.
He poured half of the hot and cold water, took out the Zen Yuan Pill from the brown bag on his left wrist, and was just about to throw the medicine into his mouth when he suddenly heard the sound of the car brakes outside.
"Hongyu, take care of Qiu Yun......" Xiao Xingchen repacked the Shanyuan Pill into his bag, picked up the submachine gun he had just taken off from Zhaofeng Ear from the wall on the ground, and turned off the light button in the room. Looking down from the west window.
The front and rear lights of an off-road vehicle illuminated the light rain like a white fan. Four men with guns jumped out of the car. These four people went straight to the door of the house rented by Ye Qiuyun at the entrance of the alley to the east.
There is also a spark in the back seat of the car, flickering on and off, indicating that there are people inside.
"Oh mom!" The man who was running in front rushed through the gate, tripped over the corpses of two dogs, and with a scream, one fell forward and threw himself forward.
"What's going on?" A shrill voice behind him asked.
Another person in the back took out his phone and turned on the phone's light source, illuminating the pile in front.
"Ah~~~ This is the big ear, what about his left ear?"
"Woman, is it okay to make less fuss about your mother?" A grunting voice said.
"You're a man...... Talk like a pig calling! The woman said sharply.
Xiao Xingchen looked down from the south window and listened. Seeing that the shrill voice refuted the pig-like one, he knew that he should be a man, but with a woman's voice.
"When was this? You're still fucking arguing...... Turn the big ears over for me! A man who sounded like a small leader whispered.
"Ahhh~~ There's a dead dog down there!" The man with a feminine voice grabbed the plush, and when he looked closely, it turned out to be a dog, so he exclaimed.
"You don't fucking talk much!" The little boss still whispered. Then, looking at the wet mass below, he said, "Who's under the dog?" ”
Xiao Xingchen was in the dark, and he couldn't even tell who was tall, short, fat and thin, and could only tell who and who were from his voice?
"It's a woman, she's ...... She also holds a large ring in her hand...... This is an emerald ring with big ears...... "It seems that this high-pitched woman-like man is particularly talkative, and his voice is particularly high.
"Smack...... the little boss smacked the man's face with the rain in his hand. Are you yelling for a message to the one surnamed Xiao? ”
The woman was stunned for a moment, and immediately ran outside the gate, pointing his gun at the door and window of the small building.
"Paralyzed, what is the way for this man and the dog to die?" The little boss muttered. Nor did he understand that the woman at the bottom was holding a ring with large ears, one of which was missing, and on top of it, separated by a dead dog.
"This must have been the one surnamed Xiao who killed them and piled them together!" Although the man with a feminine voice was beaten, it was not able to stop his analysis.