In the face of the stalker meat ball Taoist, Wang Stupid did not withdraw, and honestly took the meat ball Taoist back to the school's security dormitory, then locked the door, secretly summoned Xiao Hei, and after taking out the sword, he immediately drove Xiao Hei away, to Wang Du's strangeness, Xiao Hei seemed to sense something, and he didn't grind like before, and left immediately

"Here you go." Wang Stupid opened the door and came out, handing the flying sword to the meat ball Taoist.

"Are you hiding some youkai! Why did Poor Dao feel a demonic aura? The Meat Ball Daoist took the flying sword, immediately drew out the long sword, and rushed into Wang Du's bedroom with an arrow, searching every corner up and down, but did not find the slightest.

"You're a youkai." Wang scolded stupidly.

"I'll sleep in this bed after I am poor." The meat ball priest took off the burden on his back and put it on another empty bed.

"Hey, what do you mean?" Wang was dumbfounded.

"Master said, let me keep an eye on you, once you have the slightest breeze, he will cast a spell to send you away." The Meat Ball Daoist threatened.

"......" Wang Stupid opened his mouth wide.

"You've got to give me the key to the door." After putting away the baggage, the meat ball priest sat down on the bed and stretched his waist with a tired look.

"Big brother, this is the security dormitory, not my home." The king wanted to cry without tears.

"Master said that you have a lot of ability, and there is nothing you can't solve. Also, Master said that you have done something sorry for him, and you are paying off your debts. ”

"Master, Master...... Can you fucking not mention your master?! Wang Du felt an inexplicable evil fire in his chest, and he felt that he had fallen for the old Taoist priest, deliberately letting him snatch the flying sword, and then grabbed the handle and threatened him.

"That's what my master said." The meat ball priest took off his shoes, sat cross-legged on the bed, and began to meditate.

"Ahhh......hh

Wang Du felt that he was going crazy, and grabbed the hair on his head and rushed out the door.

"You can't run away, if you dare to run, Master will spend ten years of life to send you away......"

At the moment when Wang Du opened the door and left, the chatter of the meat ball Taoist came from behind.

After Wang Fool went out for a walk, he had nowhere to go, and returned to the security dormitory, what made Wang Fool vomit blood was that the Meat Ball Taoist had moved the quilt on his bed to the cold bed board, and the Meat Ball Taoist was lying on the bed and was sleeping.

"Hey, you moved my quilt away, where do I sleep?" Wang was so angry that he woke up the meat ball Taoist.

"Master said, let me be polite to you." The meat ball Taoist muttered with sleepy eyes and fluffy.

“……”

You can't live if you do your own evil!

Retribution!

Wang Du wailed in his heart and repented, if he had known this, he would not have fallen into the well and snatched the old Taoist's flying sword.

At this time, Wang Duyan suspected that this meat ball Taoist priest was sent by the old Taoist priest to take revenge on him.

It seems that the three no-messes circulating on the rivers and lakes should be changed to women touching and provoking, old people don't provoke, and Taoist priests don't provoke!

Until now, Wang Du didn't know that his nightmare was just the beginning.

After the Meat Ball Taoist woke up, he began to clean up the security dormitory, which made Wang Du very pleased, but then, after the Meat Ball Taoist began to move out the portrait of the ancestor and some messy incense burners and candlesticks in the baggage, he realized that the Meat Ball Taoist had long been ready to set up camp.

The meat ball Taoist priest ignored Wang Stupid's storage at all, and according to his will, after making the entire security dormitory look like a Taoist temple, he asked Wang Stupid for the key, and by the way, he also asked Wang Stupid for a sum of money, and the action of asking for money was so frank that Wang Stupid was embarrassed to refuse.

Just when Wang was thinking about what the meat ball Taoist would do, after a while, the meat ball Taoist went home, and behind him, there were two grocery store owners, carrying a large number of pots and pans, etc., liquefied gas stoves, liquefied gas tanks, and some pasta, eggs, vegetable oil, and the like......

……

"What are you doing here?" Wang Stupid looked at the busy meat ball Taoist priest and couldn't help but ask.

"Cook and eat."

"Why don't you eat out?"

"There's meat oil outside." The meat ball Taoist shook his fat head, lowered his head and installed the liquefied gas tank, looking at his skillful appearance, it should not be the first time to do this work.

"Maoshan Taoism is the Zhengyi Fu Zheng School, and Maoshan is the main dojo of the Zhengyi School of Taoism. Taoism is divided into two major systems: Quanzhen Tao and Zhengyi. The Taoist priests of the Quanzhen School are monks, live a jungle life in the palace, do not eat meat, emphasize the cultivation of the inner Dan, do not still have the Fu Gong, advocate the double cultivation of life, and take the cultivation of truth and nature as the right way; Zhengyi Taoist priests generally have families, do not taboo meat, and take the line of talismans as the main feature, such as drawing talismans and chanting spells, exorcising ghosts and demons, praying for blessings and disasters, etc., why don't you eat meat? "Because Wang Du studied Fu Gong and had some understanding of Maoshan Taoism, it was already certain from the statue of the ancestor hanging by the meat ball Taoist priest that he was a Maoshan Taoist priest.

"No, no! To this day, the so-called Maoshan method, which occasionally appears, is mostly seen in folk witchcraft attached to the outer way. Most of the Taoist priests of Maoshan are famous for catching ghosts and subduing demons, but they don't know that the essence of the teachings of the Maoshan Sect has nothing to do with these. The reason for such a reputation is that the disciples of later generations deceived the villagers in order to deceive them to eat and drink, and the second is the result of the ignorant believers' exaggerated statements and spread false rumors. ”

“…… Because the Qing Emperor favored Buddhist Tantra, the Taoist lineage was strongly rejected by the rulers during this period. Especially since the Qing Dynasty, the rise of modern science has brought the development of Taoism to a desperate situation. Most of the disciples of the Taoist sect also sank because of this, so that there were fewer and fewer real Taoist priests, but those fake Taoist priests and true gods became more and more rampant. The people of the guide zhì don't want to make progress, and they only know how to cheat people out of money all day long, and they make the good Maoshan Sect unrecognizable and smoky. The Meat Ball Daoist cleared his throat and continued.

"You're not pretending to be a ghost." Wang stupidly scoffed.

"Master said that the poor way will carry forward the sect!" The meat ball Taoist priest looked stern and said word by word.

"It's you!" Wang Fool glanced at the fat meat ball Taoist.

"Master said......"

"Okay, okay, in a word, I don't have anything to eat at night, if not, I'll go out to eat."

"Absolutely."

"Good ......"

Wang Fool was immediately overjoyed, it was not bad to let the meat ball Taoist live here, so he became an extra chef. Just when the meat ball Taoist was cooking, Wang Stupid went out, bought some bedding, and helped the meat ball Taoist buy some daily necessities.

Wang stupidly estimated that the Meat Ball Taoist should not stay for long, so he should simply entertain him, lest he go back and speak ill of him in front of his master.

At this time, Wang Du already felt that the old Taoist priest was unfathomable, and he actually knew to send him to the Qin Dynasty.

I have to say that the threat of the old Taoist priest is still very useful.

If it was before, Wang Stupid naturally didn't care, anyway, he was a lonely person, and he would go to the Qin Dynasty if he went to the Qin Dynasty, but now he is a cultivator with a lot of money, so he naturally doesn't want to go to the troubled times of the Qin Dynasty and meet the murderous Qin Shi Huang.

As the saying goes, it's better to be a peaceful dog than a troubled world!

When Wang Fool came back, the meat ball Taoist priest's rice was already cooked.

What opened Wang Fool's eyes was that the cooking skills of the meat ball Taoist were absolutely first-class, although there were no big fish and meat, all of them were vegetarian, but he insisted on making a table of vegetarian dishes into the taste of chicken, duck and fish, the most rare thing is that not only the taste is good, but also the color and fragrance are complete, which is appetizing, and Wang Fool eats motionless on the sofa.

Looking at the sweaty meat ball Taoist who was eating, Wang Du finally understood why the meat ball Taoist was so fat.

"I think you're going to lose weight." Wang Fool said kindly.

"My master said that it is a blessing to be able to eat."

“…… Your master is right. Looking at the meat ball Taoist who swept away all the soup and water, Wang Du was powerless to complain.

The meat ball Taoist priest was very diligent, and after eating, he immediately washed and cleaned the jewelry in the room, spotless, and even wiped the glass on the window over and over again, and after a few times, Wang Du felt that the whole room was emitting light.

When the meat ball Taoist was cleaning, Wang Stupid chatted with him and knew that the meat ball Taoist was an orphan, and he was adopted by the old Taoist priest when he was more than two years old, and he was raised with a handful of snot and tears, because he was chubby, and was named Meat Ball.

The old Taoist priest did not mean to let the meat ball Taoist monk, but the meat ball has been exposed to it since childhood, and he is very interested in Taoist practice.

Wang Stupid found that it was very comfortable to chat with Meatball, because he seemed to follow the principle of saying nothing to others, asking what to say, being frank and unrestrained, and hiding nothing, which made Wang Stupid very ashamed.

It is worth mentioning here that the Taoist temple where Meatball lives is not in Maoshan, but in a small Taoist temple in the countryside, there are few offerings around, life is difficult, and the old Taoist priest and Meatball often have to pick some wild vegetables and sell them to some restaurants in order to subsidize their lives......

……

"Meat ball, your talisman and Dao method are very powerful?" When Wang Du heard the Fu Gong Dao Method, he immediately became interested. At this time, Wang Du had already made an appointment with Meatball, and he didn't need to be called by a Taoist priest, and Meatball didn't need to call himself a poor Taoist, after all, Meatball didn't look like a Taoist priest at all.

"Not as good as you." Meatball shook his head.

"You know I'm good?" Wang was stunned.

"I don't know, but Master said you're very powerful." Meatball's face is sincere.

"I'm a! By the way, do you know how to do alchemy? Wang Stupid asked.

"I've been practicing for a while, but the master has no money, so I can't practice anymore." Meatball answered honestly.

"Hahaha, we finally have a common hobby, so let's do it, I'll provide the funds for medicinal materials, and you will be in charge of alchemy."

"Yes, but you have to give me the jade slip." The meat ball lay down from the window, and a pair of small eyes stared at Wang Du, shooting out a feverish light.

"Ah......" Wang Du looked so shocked that he almost fell from his chair to the ground.

"Don't be surprised, Master asked me to follow you for the sake of that jade slip. Master said that we don't have any treasures in the Taoist temple, if you give us the jade slip, we will have a treasure in the Taoist temple in the future, which is very important for the prosperity of the Taoist temple. ”

"Grandma's, amazing, amazing!" Wang Du wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Master said he wasn't great, but he was just able to send you away."

"Meat ball, you have to remember that stupid brother hates other people's threats the most, and if you threaten me with Master in the future, don't blame me for being unkind!" Wang Stupid gritted his teeth and said.

"You owe us."

"When do I owe you?"

"My master saved your life by harming Shouyang, but you took advantage of the fire to rob and fall into the well Shi En will take revenge, so this is what you owe us, you have to pay it back, otherwise, your descendants will be prostitutes and slaves for generations."

"Ahh......h For prostitution and slavery, don't be so vicious!! Well, I was wrong...... Whining...... I accept the punishment now, this is Yu Jian, I will give it to you, you can go......" Wang Du looked at a serious meat ball, and he wanted to die.

The seriousness of the meat ball is different from the seriousness that Wang Fool pretended to be, and there is an essential difference between the two.

Wang Stupid's seriousness and righteousness are mostly disguised, while the meat ball is the righteousness exuded by the bones, and the seemingly funny short and fat appearance exudes an awe-inspiring sense of justice.

Now, Wang Du doesn't want to use Humpty Dumpty to make alchemy, as long as he sends him away quickly, so as not to be an eyesore.