Huge and old forts to discuss; "Old Fort, you are an old bachelor, you have no money, no power, what kind of mushrooms do you raise? You can't get along with me, this is trouble! ”

A dead pig in the old fort is not afraid of boiling water: "I'm just making trouble, just occupying the pit and not shiting, what can you do to me?" ”

He grabbed a step, reached out and grabbed the old fort, pressed him to the ground, rode on him, rode as a donkey, and shouted: "Ride! Drive! ”

The old fort crawled with rolling and crawling, rushing left and right on the ground, but it couldn't break free from the huge control. I struggled to sweat, but I was still riding under the huge body. Immobile. He gasped and scolded loudly: "Huge, you bastard, if you have the ability, you will kill your grandfather in the fort, only then can you have the ability!" ”

Huge is a lord who is not afraid of heaven and earth, where did he take the old fort's scolding to heart, and still happily rode the old fort and told him to crawl around on the ground.

As the saying goes: a good man doesn't suffer immediate losses. The old fort said hard words, but he was a little scared in his heart. Look around, the whole Baoshan is quiet, in recent years, the superiors have called for greening, planting trees, up and down Baoshan, the mountains are lush and green, in addition to trees or trees, only a few birds and finches are chirping in the distant trees, no trace of a person appears, so that the old fort is disappointed. He pleaded: "Huge, spare me, I don't dare anymore, just go, can't I vacate the hut for you?" ”

Huge didn't know that the old battery was a delaying tactic, and took his nonsense as the truth. He got up and stood up, released the old fort from his crotch, and kindly patted him with dirt on his body.

The old fort quickly ran away, and when it was far away, he scolded: "Huge! You are a king and a lamb, ride Lao Tzu as a donkey, this hatred, grandpa, I will never forget it until I die! I'll go to the police station and sue you. I'm going to put you in prison for a few years! Look at your grandfather and I'll beat it. ”

The old battery got on his electric car and walked away scolding. Go to the police station and report the huge.

The old battery went to the police station to sue the huge and unsuccessful. When people saw that there were no injuries on the old fort, they sued him, and in this case, they should go to the village committee to deal with it, mediate first, and then go through legal procedures.

The old fort thought to himself: go to the village to mediate? Mediate what? The mediator of the village is Li Er, who is with the huge donkey and goes to him. Will there be good fruit to eat? It's better to go to Lao Yu to complain and ask Lao Yu to come forward to treat them.

Lao Yu listened to what the old fort said, but he didn't express his position, not to say that he supported the huge battery, nor did he say that he supported the old fort, but he said ambiguously: "The dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and the barefoot is still afraid of wearing shoes?" ”

When I think about it, the old fort is too, I am an old dirt stick and have no family business. Are you still afraid of the huge pharmacy? It's a big deal to go to his pharmacy, smash the pharmacy for him, and put him in prison for two years!

Lao Yu asked if it was the mine occupied by the old fort first, so he supported him to occupy it first. said: "Since it was the mushroom you raised first." The door of the mine is now locked by you, and you have the right of first refusal. ”

The old fort was supported by Lao Yu, and tears of excitement welled up in his eyes. Hurriedly bowed to Lao Yu. Turning back to the cave in Baoshan, he sat steadily in the hut, waiting for the huge donkey to negotiate.

The donkey learned from the huge mouth about the old fort's occupation of the mine. He came up and asked the old fort: "Old Zai, how much money do you want to get out of the mine?" ”

The old battery did not speak, but stretched out two fingers. Shook twice in front of the donkey.

"Two hundred dollars?" Donkey asked.

The old battery shook its head.

"Two thousand?"

The old battery still shook its head.

"Twenty thousand?"

The old battery nodded. A look of unforgiveness.

The leather donkey jumped up and scolded: "Grandson, I want to make a fortune, and I have come to the head of Lao Tzu." Isn't it just a lock of money? Want a lot of money, don't you? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu smashed your lock, see if you still lie to your Grandpa Pi! ”

Da Da grabbed the donkey and said, "We don't raise mushrooms anymore, anyway, we don't have any investment, so we will divide the money we have made up and pull it down." Let the old fort occupy the mine. There was no water or electricity, and in the night there was a black rumbling, and a wolf ran out and chewed him croakingly, and saw where he could avenge his grievances. ”

The donkey pulled the huge and walked away.

The old fort lasted for a few days and wanted to retreat, so his wife Yu Xiu'e took the initiative to move over and stick with him. Yu Xiu'e lived alone in a barren mountain in her early years, and she was bold enough to put life and death out of the way. She and the old fort lived in a hut on the hill, and raised a dog to guard the door, and then raised chickens and ducks, and a goose, and lived a good life.

Li Er, they can't survive the old fort, so they ask Lao Yu to make peace. promised to let the old fort and his family help raise mushrooms, including the gatekeeper, and give the wages of the two people, which settled the matter.

After running forward and running, it was not easy to set up a mushroom factory, and the two of them in the old fort were also doing their best, and when they were halfway through raising mushrooms, a bus came in front of the mine, and a person who looked like an official came down, walked into the mine, looked at the mushrooms that were about to ripen, and asked, "Who raised this mushroom?" Who smashed the lock on the iron door of the mine? ”

"I smashed it, what's wrong?" The old fort is reckless, and he stands up and pretends to be a hero.

"What do you guys do?" Yu Xiu'e asked.

The person who came replied impatiently: "Ministry of Armed Forces, do you know what department it is?" ”

"I don't know." Yu Xiu'e drooped her eyelids and began to pretend to be stupid.

The old fort couple said: "Civil air defense is very important. You have made it a crime to turn a bomb shelter into a mushroom workshop without authorization, you know? ”

Yu Xiu'e glanced at the official and replied in a low voice: "The common people don't know what is illegal or not, and they know that mushrooms can be eaten and sold for money." I don't understand anything else. ”

"Anyway, this mine is idle and idle, isn't it better to use waste?" The old battery was not convinced.

The people of the armed forces department did not listen to the explanation of the old fort, so they took out a piece of paper and asked the old fort to write their names in duplicate, and gave one to the old fort, and they took one copy. Before leaving, he instructed the old fort: "You are limited to three days, and all the mushrooms in it will be removed." ”

The old battery did not refute. The man got into the car and went down the hill in a puff of smoke.

Haven't come back since then.

Civil air defense is important.

Civil air defense is important.

Civil air defense is important! (To be continued......)