"Stinky girl......" Just when Wang Stupid was muttering and secretly cursing Lu Jiao, Lu Jiao, who was dressed impermeably, opened the door and walked towards Wang Stupid. Seeing Lu Jiao coming over, Wang was shocked and hurriedly reminded, "Be careful!" ”

"What...... Ah......h

With a "plop", Lu Jiao was tripped by a transparent fishing line in the living room that was attached to the gap in the floor tiles, let out a scream, gnawed on the mud with one mouth, and fell to the ground raw, and then, the fishing line drove the furniture, crackling, and the bottles and cans on the furniture fell to the ground, and there were glass slags everywhere, as if they were ravaged by thousands of troops.

Wang Stupid hurriedly rushed over and hugged Lu Jiao to the sofa.

Lu Jiao was so painful that tears came out, and a big bag was knocked on her mouth, but fortunately her teeth did not fall out.

"Oh, don't you know that there is a mechanism in this house, and you are running around." The king complained first.

“…… You...... You still say......" Lu Jiao wanted to scold Wang for being stupid, but when he opened his mouth, his mouth hurt to death, and he could only hammer Wang Fool's arm to death.

"You lie here and don't move, I'll get you a piece of ice to reduce the swelling."

Wang Stupid stood up, walked carefully on the ground, arrived at the refrigerator, took the ice, and carefully returned to Lu Jiao, handed the ice to Lu Jiao, and began to clean up the glass slag on the ground and set the trap again.

"Wang stupid, I want to go home." Watching Wang Du carefully set the trap, Lu Jiao suddenly had a feeling of collapse and cried.

"Don't cry, don't cry, you're gone, what should I do?" Wang Du was most afraid that the girl would cry in front of him, so he hurriedly looked for a tissue to help Lu Jiao wipe her tears.

"You ......" Lu Jiao sobbed, not understanding Wang's stupid words.

"I killed people, and if you leave, what will I do? They could easily find out about me, and now the only way is to use you to lure them into our trap, and without you, they will target me directly......"

"Wang stupid, I'm just saying that the matter started because of me, and I won't leave you alone."

"Righteous enough...... Puff...... "Wang Du looked at Lu Jiao, whose mouth was swollen like a sausage, and couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Lu Jiao looked suspicious.

"I didn't ...... Not...... Didn't laugh at anything......" Wang Du quickly shook his head.

"Give me the mirror." Wang Stupid's serious appearance betrayed him, Lu Jiao couldn't be more familiar with Wang Stupid's behavior, if he was serious, he would often not have anything good.

"It's okay, you don't need to take a photo."

"Give it to me!"

"It's really fine......

"Give it to me!"

"Okay......" Wang Fool took a small mirror and handed it to Lu Jiao.

"Ah...... Wang stupid, I want to kill you! ”

Looking at the mouth that was swollen like a sausage in the mirror, Lu Jiao couldn't control her feelings anymore, stood up suddenly, and rushed towards Wang Stupid.

"Don't come here......"

Wang's stupid warning was too late, and the moment Lu Jiao pounced on him with her teeth and claws, the sofa suddenly turned over, and the wine cabinet next to it also had a chain reaction, smashing down and pressing on the sofa, as if an earthquake.

Lu Jiao's whole person was stunned, and she looked at Wang Stupid who was pressing on her body and was silent.

"I warned you." Wang Stupid sighed.

"What should I do?"

“…… If no one saves us, we will starve to death here. Wang Stupid sighed.

"Ah...... I don't want to die. Lu Jiao struggled desperately, but unfortunately, Wang Fool's body was like a mountain that pressed her motionless, not to mention the sofa on Wang Fool's back and the heavy log wine cabinet.

"Don't move, okay?" Wang Fool felt the delicate body under him writhing, and suddenly his whole body was hot.

"Hurry up and find a way, we'll die." Lu Jiao knew that Wang Fool's head was full of bad water, and urged while struggling.

"It's useless, the trap I designed is against the enemy." Wang Fool had a painful expression on his face, "Actually, if I hadn't been injured, I could have moved this sofa and wine cabinet, but my spine was broken, and I couldn't exert myself." ”

"Ah...... No way. Lu Jiao was taken aback.

"It's okay, I won't die yet." Wang Du's face turned red, and he looked like he was in pain.

"Call the police, call the police."

"I can't get the phone."

"Ah...... What should I do, no, no, you need a doctor, Wang Du, cheer up, let's work together, we can get out of trouble, we will definitely be able to get out of trouble. Lu Jiao held Wang Fool's cheeks with both hands and encouraged.

"What is the point of my life? When I was fine, I was dumped by my girlfriend, and now my spine is broken and I am a cripple, I am afraid that no woman will like me in the next life. Wang Du's face was sad and tear-jerking.

"Wang Stupid, don't think nonsense, you'll be fine, now that technology is so advanced, it will definitely be able to heal your spine, you have to hold on, let's work together." Lu Jiao suddenly became strong.

"I've always wanted to kiss you." Wang Stupid looked at Lu Jiao affectionately.

"Kiss me." Lu Jiao nodded vigorously, and tears couldn't help but flow.

"Hmm......"

Wang Stupid was waiting for this sentence, unceremoniously kissed Lu Jiao's swollen lips, and his tongue attacked the city, Lu Jiao was afraid that Wang Stupid would extinguish his desire to survive, so he didn't dare to refuse. At the same time, Wang Fool's hands were unscrupulously kneaded on Lu Jiao's body.

"Hmm...... Not...... Let me go...... Let me go...... You lied to me, Wang stupid, you lied to me......" Lu Jiao suddenly came to her senses, knowing that she had been fooled, she struggled fiercely, avoiding Wang Stupid's big mouth, screaming hysterically, and her hands and feet were even more crazy kicking and beating, like an angry lioness.

"Hey, don't get excited, don't get excited, we'll get out right away."

Wang Du seemed to know that he was in trouble, so he hurriedly let go of Lu Jiao, pushed away the sofa, and helped Lu Jiao up.

Lu Jiao, who was helped up, turned pale and entered the room silently.

Wang sighed and cleaned up the room, canceled all the trap arrangements, moved a bamboo mat, put it behind the door, put a pillow, and lay down in his clothes.

Nothing was said all night.

When Lu Jiao went to school in the morning, Wang Stupid was still lying at the door and sleeping soundly.

Seeing Wang Stupid blocking the door, the angry Lu Jiao didn't know how to go out, because Wang Stupid's head was behind the door, as long as he opened the door, he would inevitably bump into his head.

Lu Jiao gritted her teeth and kicked at Wang Stupid.

"Ah......h

Wang Du woke up suddenly, reached out with his arm, took out a short dagger from under the pillow, bounced up like a spring, stared at a pair of blood-red eyes, and found that it was Lu Jiao, who was already neatly dressed, and was ready to go to class.

"Get out of the way, I'm going out." Lu Jiao's face was cold.

"Mmmm, this will be for you, this will be for you, Wang Du hurriedly bent down and pulled the bamboo mat and pillow apart."

After Lu Jiao waited for Wang Fool to get out of the way, he immediately dodged out of the door, for fear of provoking the plague god Wang Fool.

"Lu Jiao......" Wang stupidly poked his head out.

"Hmm." Lu Jiao didn't turn around.

"I'm sorry." Wang stupidly said.

"No, dogs can't always change their ...... eating" Lu Jiao's words came to an abrupt end, and she remembered that she was not a piece of.

"Lu Jiao, I've removed the mechanism in the living room." Wang Stupid didn't make fun of Lu Jiao's gaffe, with a sycophantic expression.

"Humph!"

Lu Jiao snorted coldly and strode into the elevator. Originally, Lu Jiao wanted to ask Wang Du why she removed the trap, but she was really not in the mood to talk to a brazen guy, so she didn't bother to ask.

After getting out of the elevator and walking out of the corridor, Lu Jiao always felt that there was a pair of eyes staring at her, almost an intuition, Lu Jiao looked up at the window of her house, and she saw that Wang Du was poking his head out to look at her.

"Pervert!"

Thinking of Wang Fool's misty eyes, Lu Jiao had a feeling like a man's back, and hurriedly quickened her pace.

Watching Lu Jiao leave the community, Wang Fool breathed a sigh of relief.

After leaving the community, it is a bustling street, and presumably Lu Jiao's ex-boyfriend's family does not dare to do it in broad daylight.

Wang Du started the middle class today, that is, the afternoon shift, at this time, it happened to be consistent with Lu Jiao's schedule, and Lu Jiao could wait for him to get off work and return to the apartment together.

After eating a hearty breakfast, Wang Stupid had too much energy, so he decided to audit the math class and check the class schedule, but what made him depressed was that today, Ouyang Qingqing actually taught several math classes in a row.

it!

Wang Stupid gritted his teeth and decided to go to the lecture fearlessly, ignoring Ouyang Qingqing anyway.

In fact, Wang Stupid doesn't want to touch the mold, but he now has to listen to classes every day, if the class is suspended, it is likely that he will not be able to keep up with the class, and then a vicious circle will be formed, and he will have to start from scratch. In addition, Wang Fool's comprehension of the Supreme Immortal Dao has reached a bottleneck, and the only breakthrough is to calculate the playfulness of those mysterious golden characters in the way of guò operation, so even in the face of Ouyang Qingqing's bitter gourd face, Wang Fool can only bite the bullet.

As always, Wang Fool quietly sneaked into the classroom and sat in the last row.

Ouyang Qingqing was concentrating on lecturing, but when Wang Fool slipped in, she immediately became impetuous, and hated to have to take care of her image to drive Wang Fool out, but unfortunately, Wang Fool just listened to the lecture quietly, and it did not affect her lecture, which made her have nothing to do.

Finally, a class came ashore, and Ouyang Qingqing almost trotted in front of Wang Fool when he lowered his head to clean up the books.

"Wang stupid." Ouyang Qingqing stared at Wang Fool viciously.

"Ah...... Hello Teacher Qingqing! ”

"You...... It's called Mr. Ouyang! ”

"Yes, Teacher Ouyang is good."

"What are you doing again?" Ouyang Qingqing asked sharply.

"Report to the teacher, the teacher is so beautiful, although Wang Stupid doesn't want to come, but he always can't help but come over to listen to the class, I can't blame Wang Stupid, I can only blame Teacher Ouyang for being too beautiful."

"Haha......"

"Haha......"

A group of students burst into laughter.

"Nonsense!" Ouyang Qingqing's face was blushing, her head was dizzy with anger, but she had nothing to do about the scoundrel in front of her.

"Teacher Ouyang, is it okay to have lunch together?"

"Dreaming!" Teacher Ouyang finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Since Teacher Ouyang doesn't want to appreciate his face, then I'll take the first step." Wang Stupid immediately picked up the book and slipped away.

“……”

Seeing Wang Stupid's back disappear, Ouyang Qingqing looked sluggish, and then she remembered that she had come to teach Wang Stupid a lesson and asked her not to come to the class, but she was inexplicably angry and was run away by the other party.

After lunch, there were still a few hours before the middle class, and Wang was bored, so he went to the guard room and Qian Bohaikan.

"How's your meal today?" Qian Bo was most concerned about Wang Stupid's eating and drinking.

"Beef stewed potatoes, sliced farmhouse meat, half a roast duck!" Wang Stupid touched his round belly, pulled Qian Bo up from the sleeping chair, and lay down comfortably with a satisfied expression.

"Not bad, able to handle high-intensity training." Qian Bo has long been accustomed to Wang Du's shamelessness, "You can't save those rewards, if I find out that you haven't eaten well, I won't give you in the future." ”