"Damn, monkey, it's better to see who steals more today?" At the door of a bubble tea shop, wearing a Nike black tracksuit and a peaked cap, he sucked the bubble tea in his hand and said.

"Of course, but when did you steal more than I did?" The monkey pursed his lips and said with a disdainful expression. The monkey is also dressed in a designer sportswear and also wears a certain peaked cap.

At first glance, you can't imagine that two people are thieves...... Well, the guys who look like thieves these years are basically not thieves.

The big head said unconvinced: "Damn, what do you mean when I stole more than you?" Why don't you want to think about the time when you patronize those rich houses, which time I didn't pick the locks? If you have the ability, you can also open it. ”

"In these years, the locks are all the younger brothers, and the bosses are all watching the younger brothers unlock the locks." The monkey pursed his lips and said faintly.

"Shit, fart!" The big head couldn't wait to pour the bubble tea in his hand into the monkey's face, so that he could know who was the boss and who was the younger brother.

"Alright, big head." The monkey smiled cheaply and said, "It's time to make a move, go back to sleep early after stealing early...... That's right, you can see which one is the sliver, right? ”

"Damn, I didn't find a note today." The big head sucked milk tea, rolled his eyes around, and said, "Presumably because they haven't been able to catch us for so long, and even their mobile phones and wallets have been stolen by us, so it's frustrating." ”

The monkey nodded slightly and said, "Mind them, do it...... Have you chosen the first target? ”

The big head pouted and went straight to a young woman who was swaying not far away, and the woman had just come out of a brand women's shoe store, carrying an extremely delicate bag in her hand.

The monkey was speechless for a moment: "Big brother, we are thieves, we are out to steal things, not to steal tofu, don't think I don't know that you want to steal other people's tofu, and can you choose a more challenging one?" ”

"Shit, fart!" The big head was even more speechless, "Are you embarrassed to talk about me?" Who is so perverted to steal money, even stealing underwear, and the stealing is still a man's? Damn, I feel sick and want to vomit just thinking about it...... By the way, damn it, I finally washed my underwear yesterday, but it ended to be dried there at night and disappeared in the morning, did you steal it? ”

"Uh...... I can't steal from anyone......" the monkey said with some weakness, "it's really not me...... Forget it, it's a big deal if I'll send you a dozen new ones...... Let's do it now. ”

"Damn, that's pretty much it." The big head said with a look of eagerness to eat the monkey raw, but his heart was happy, and there were twelve new ones for a pair of torn underwear, which was really worth it.

The big head has long known that the monkey has a fetish for the underwear worn by men, once he sees someone else's underwear hanging there, he will definitely itch his hands and want to steal it, but the monkey has never stolen him, because in the monkey's words, his big head's underwear is changed once a month, it is too smelly, so the big head has to frown and wash the underwear casually, and sure enough, the monkey really stole it.

As he spoke, the big head reached out and lowered the brim of his hat and said, "Let's go......" and then followed the young woman while sipping the bubble tea......

In order to catch the thief, Song Yueting really regarded herself as a rich daughter, or she had forgotten about catching the thief...... Of course, her family background is good, but she has always been very low-key.

And Song Yueting felt that her mentality had changed, swiping the card given by Wang Zi, she was a little painful, because the clothes and shoes in the brand store were too expensive, but there was no discomfort in her heart, as if she was spending her own money, and she had invisibly regarded Wang Zi's money as her own money.

After coming out of one brand store after another, Song Yueting already had a lot of packaging bags in her hand, of course, only one or two of these things she bought were her own, and the others were all bought for Wang Zi's other confidantes, such as helping Ji Bing'er buy a bottle of women's perfume, helping Lin Shi buy lipstick, seeing Zhang Mengmeng's toenails coated with nail polish, so she helped her prepare a bottle, as well as Tang Yilin, Miao Jingjing and Shangguan Hanxuan, Song Yueting carefully helped them choose a small gift.

As for Wang Zi, Song Yueting helped him buy a white T-shirt in the Adidas store, and she felt that Wang Zi must look clean and handsome in a white T-shirt...... Of course, he was already clean and handsome, if anyone dared to slander Wang Zi, Song Yueting felt that she would definitely take off her high heels and smash the other party into a pig's face.

Just as Song Yueting was walking and casually looking at what else she needed to buy, walking opposite her, the corner of the big head a few meters away from her floated a very faint sneer and lowered her head at the same time, as if she was looking for something, but suddenly accelerated slightly, seemingly unintentionally, but it crashed straight towards Song Yueting.

In the next second, Song Yueting only felt that her eyes flashed, and Wang Zi, who had been secretly following, didn't know when she was already standing in front of her, and at the same time, the big head's body simply got into Wang Zi's arms.

Song Yueting looked at Wang Zi's playful smile, and then looked at the demonic man who threw herself in his arms, and already looked excited...... Thief...... Is this caught?

There is no hot and soft body, no fragrant smell...... Could this young and hot looking rich girl be...... Shemale? But what's going on with the boobs? Obviously it looks like a big ...... Could it be that it is filled with cement?

The moment it collided, the big head quickly felt it, and the word "shemale" inexplicably appeared in his mind, otherwise why didn't he have the slightest taste of a woman? So the big head only felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, if the other party was really a shemale, then he really wanted to die.

So he quickly got up from the other party's arms, but he was slightly dumbfounded, where is the charming little beauty in front of him, they are a man, a man who looks like a little white face, and this man is ...... Where do you think you've seen it?

Of course, the dumbfounded expression has been well collected by the big head between the electric light and flint, raised his honest face, smiled very embarrassedly, and apologized again and again at this little white face who had a little impression of it, but couldn't remember who it was at all, and said: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... Walking too fast, I didn't look at the road when I was looking for something......"

Wang Zi smiled slightly and said, "Looking for something...... Are you looking for this? As he spoke, a black wallet appeared in Wang Zi's hand.

"Uh......" Although the big head is still the same honest face with an embarrassed smile, he can feel the muscles on his face twitching, which is ...... Damn, isn't that your own wallet? How did it fall into his hands?

"Or are you looking for this?" Wang Zi said with a smile on his face, and then stretched out his other hand, with a hand-held hand, which was the legendary Apple tyrant gold.

The cold sweat on the forehead of the big head came down all of a sudden, damn, isn't this your own mobile phone?

"This ...... You ......" The big head wanted to be angry, but he groaned and whispered: "Brother is also a gentleman on the beam?" ”

After all, the other party's means are so powerful, he unknowingly gave his wallet to the mobile phone, and he had some impressions of him, so maybe this guy in front of him was walking with him...... Since it is a peer, the way of dealing with it has to change.

Wang Zi secretly sneered in his heart, a thief is a thief, what else do you say about the gentleman on the beam? I'm really going to put gold on my face! At the moment, he was slightly stunned and replied in a low voice: "Brother too?" ”

Hearing Wang Zi's answer, the big head secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it was really a peer, and it was easy to talk now, and he said at the moment: "Damn, me too, haha...... But my brother, your craftsmanship is truly breathtaking, and I'm afraid that even a monkey is no match for you. ”

"Monkeys?"

", that's my partner." The big head smiled, "I pick the lock well, and he moves well...... Since it's a peer, this ......" said the big head, pointing to the wallet and mobile phone in Wang Zi's hand with some embarrassment.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Wang Zi said apologetically, then threw the wallet and mobile phone back to the big head, and then pointed to Song Yueting, who was suspicious but silent, and said, "My girlfriend, this is not your ...... That's why I'm ...... Haha......"

"Damn, it turned out to be my sister-in-law, it's really rude." The big head patted the door of his head and said apologetically.

"It's okay, it's okay...... Wang Zi smiled, "Brother, you and I hit it off at first sight, why don't we go for a drink together?" How about bringing your monkey with you? Let's exchange experiences? ”

"Damn, that's great." Datou Le, this guy's means are so clever, if he can learn his two tricks, then he won't have to suffer from the monkey's anger in the future, "Brother, you wait for me, I'll go to the monkey ......" said with a roll of his eyes, and then trotted in one direction.

Wang Zi...... ...... are you" Seeing the big head trotting away with an excited face, Song Yueting finally didn't have to hold back, it felt good to be able to speak.

The corners of Wang Zi's mouth pursed into a sneer and said, "Doesn't he have an accomplice?" You have to catch them all, right? And...... We've caught a big fish this time, and if nothing else, the monkeys this guy and the monkey he said were the two thieves who broke into our villa. ”

Song Yueting was stunned: "How did you know?" ”

"Feeling." Wang Zi grinned, "A man's seventh sense...... Hiss...... Wife, I was wrong......"

Song Yueting saw that Wang Zi was pretending to be forced again, and her unhappy hand reached directly to his waist, and then adjusted the frequency......