What does it take to be embarrassing?

Dig into other people's unsightly **, say something nasty, and start from the aspects that the other person is ashamed of...... And so on and so forth.

Li Qingge looked at Zhao An while thinking about how to make him feel embarrassed as well.

Zhao An is thick-skinned, just saying something sarcastic about him may not work, and it is more likely that because he is not an opponent who fights with him, he will be angry with him.

What's even more regrettable is that he doesn't know much about Zhao An's past, if it was Ye Luoluo, maybe he would know a lot of embarrassing things about Zhao An when he was a child.

Thinking of this, Li Qingge felt a little uncomfortable, compared to embarrassing him, Li Qingge felt that the relationship between Ye Luoluo and Zhao An's childhood sweetheart should be more of a problem that she was struggling with now.

After all, at this moment, Zhao An is his friend, and the person he is willing to call a friend is Zhao An alone, and he only has Zhao An as a friend of the opposite sex, but Zhao An is ambiguous with that leaf, which is really unfair!

Based on this reason, Li Qingge felt that he had to master more of Zhao An's affairs, so that Ye Luoluo could not have too much superiority in the face of her, the last time he met Ye Luoluo, Ye Luoluo's attitude that she and Zhao An had a lot of common experiences and the past made Li Qingge very unhappy.

"Zhao An, let me ask you, what is the most humiliating thing you did when you were a child!" Li Qingge turned around, raised his legs and put them on the sand, and looked at Zhao An with a stern look.

The light in the box is not strong, faint and dim, but Li Qingge's legs still exude a soft and white luster, her sitting posture makes the whole leg show in front of Zhao An's eyes, although she knows that she is wearing culottes, but the shadow outlined between the skin on the inner thighs like beautiful jade and the skirt still makes people think about it.

Zhao An peeked twice, reluctantly withdrew his eyes before it would arouse Li Qingge's alarm, and said, "Why are you asking this?" ”

"I just want to know." Li Qingge doesn't play games anymore, so naturally he has to know.

"Then you also have to tell me what is the most shameful thing you did when you were a child, otherwise it will be unfair." Zhao An thought for a while and said.

"Okay, say it!" Li Qingge waved his hand impatiently.

"That was when I was seven or eight years old, or a little younger?" Zhao An thought for a moment, and then laughed to himself, "Anyway, I felt quite embarrassed for several years at that time." One year for the New Year, there were quite a lot of people in the family, and I didn't know how to talk about the topic of boys' small **, Ye Luoluo was amused and sad, saying that she didn't have a little **. I said very generously at the time, eunuchs are going to cut off the little **, and when I grow up, I will go to be a eunuch and cut the little ** to her...... At that time, my father laughed and scolded, and in the next few years, relatives and friends would make fun of me about this matter at the New Year's holidays, which made me feel very embarrassed. ”

It turns out that he was so stupid when he was a child, it was really embarrassing, especially the kind of thing that would be brought up again and again, Li Qingge couldn't help laughing, but he was a little unhappy while laughing, because Zhao An's embarrassing thing was actually related to Ye Luoluo!

"Okay, it's your turn, what's the most embarrassing thing you did when you were a kid?" Zhao An looked at the smiling happy Li Qingge with a straight face, in fact, if he was still a teenage boy, he probably wouldn't say such a shameful past, but for Zhao An, it is really nothing, his self-esteem is not so fragile, and maturity often means that a lot of memories become warm and the corners of people's mouth are slightly upturned unconsciously.

Li Qingge began to hesitate, he originally wanted to make up for that matter, but Zhao An even said such a humiliating thing, if Li Qingge was too perfunctory, it would inevitably be a bit excessive, not to mention that if he didn't say it or was obviously perfunctory, he would definitely not answer honestly if he asked Zhao An again.

Li Qingge snorted, and finally decided to speak, and whispered: "I got the sheets wet......"

Zhao An's hearing is good, Li Qingge lowered his head, his lips were slightly open, but he looked shy and embarrassed, but there were many cuteness, but what he said was just such a thing that almost everyone would have a life about, of course Zhao An also smiled and said: "Isn't it just bedwetting, it's so vague...... No, the girl got the sheets wet, maybe the bedwetting, or maybe the big aunt came during the menstrual period......"

"It's just bedwetting!" Compared to getting up and wetting the bed, it seems to be a more difficult topic for the eldest aunt to get the sheets dirty, how can this sue him? Of course, he couldn't say anything, Li Qingge looked at Zhao An angrily, how could this person say it directly! Li Qingge stretched out his finger and threatened: "I have already said it, if you dare to mention it again in the future, I will let you fulfill your childhood wish!" ”

Such a threat is quite terrifying, but what makes Zhao An feel strange is that he was ready to fight with her, Li Qingge actually couldn't help but didn't fight, is it because it is now a time for her to be friends, so she doesn't do anything with him? If that's the case, that's not bad, and you can tease her as much as you like when you're friends with her in the future.

Li Qingge is indeed a very interesting girl.

"Alright, alright, I won't say." Zhao An nodded, "Is there anything else to ask, but you have to think about it, if you ask me a question, I will ask you the same question." ”

"You don't care if I think about it...... You're so annoying now, and you certainly won't be a good kid when you're a kid, so let me ask you, what's the naughtiest thing you've ever done as a child? Originally, she just wanted to find a topic that embarrassed him, but Li Qingge is now more interested in learning about these things about him, and the topic of cutting the small ** just now can be fully waved to hit him and embarrass him.

Zhao An thought about it carefully and frowned, "But we're eating now......"

"What does this have to do with eating?" Li Qingge asked puzzled.

"That thing I did was a little disgusting...... Zhao An wiped his nose and said.

"Come on, don't whet people's appetites, I'm full anyway, just don't eat these things." Li Qingge couldn't wait to grab Zhao An's shoulders and shake them.

"Okay...... It's also a New Year's thing, boys like to set off firecrackers when they are young, and I like it too. After taking the New Year's money, I bought a lot of firecrackers...... The kind of firecrackers that are particularly large, powerful, and explosive are called thunder cannons. After I bought these, I would set the mine cannon on fire and cover it with a steel bowl, and when the mine cannon exploded, the steel bowl would blow up very high...... It's a few floors high......"

Seeing that Zhao An said something intermittently hesitant, Li Qingge glared: "What's disgusting about this, let's get to the point." ”

"I'm just going to let you understand the power of the thunder cannon explosion...... At that time, the toilets in the school were the kind of two-story building, the upper floor was the place to pull, and then the downstairs was the place where the feces and urine were accumulated, and they were often piled up very high......"

Li Qingge vaguely guessed what Zhao An was going to say, and couldn't help but show an expression of disgust, nervousness, and wanting to listen, and grabbed Zhao An's shoulders tightly.

"There was a teacher at school that I hated because he always punished me for standing...... One year at the beginning of school, I endured not to finish the winter vacation thunder cannon, and on the day of school, I waited for him to go to the toilet, so I threw the thunder cannon under his squatting position, and then bang, boom, explosion, he ...... He...... Haha......"

Saying that, Zhao An couldn't help laughing and couldn't go on, the most important thing was to describe what he also felt disgusting, and he couldn't go on.

Li Qingge felt disgusting, funny and funny, and slapped the wall of the box hard, "It turns out that you have been so annoying since you were a child, and later, didn't he catch you and throw you into the toilet?" ”

"No...... He didn't even dare to come out and arrest me, he looked like that...... But then I ended up badly, and I was punished by my mother for cleaning for a semester. Zhao An sighed, the past was unbearable, "In fact, except for this incident, most of the time, I am quite good in school, and I am a good student." ”

"You've gone so far, you're a good student!" Li Qingge's tears of laughter came out, sure enough, girls are inherently inferior to boys in terms of naughty mischief? Fortunately, such a talent is not something to be proud of, and Li Qingge will not lament that he is inferior to Zhao An in this regard.

"Okay, I'm done, what about you?" Zhao An asked rhetorically.

"I ...... I ......" It's Li Qingge's turn, Li Qingge began to stand up again, why does Zhao An keep saying such a heavyweight thing? It seems difficult to find something as annoying as he is.

"Say it quickly, don't be slow!" Zhao An urged.

"I'm not as naughty as you, the naughtiest thing I've ever done is just fighting with people. It's just that the number of fights is a bit too much...... On average, once every three days, no one dared to mess with me in the end anyway, and my mother saw that I was very good at fighting, so she asked me to follow my sister to learn kung fu. Li Qingge said indifferently, anyway, the really naughty thing can't be said.

Zhao An looked at Li Qingge suspiciously, this expression, this content, was obviously perfunctory.

"Alright, tell me something else."

"No, I won't say it until you're honest." Zhao Anke didn't do such a loss.

"Say it quickly, I've already confessed honestly!" Li Qingge said with a wave of his fist.

"Nope."

"Yes!"

"Do you even say it!"

"Don't say it!" Zhao An was resolute.

Li Qingge began to get angry again, because this was his favorite topic, but he actually stopped talking about it halfway, Li Qingge slapped the wall a few more times, and then snorted, and said with a straight face: "Stingy ghost, I don't want to eat at all, I just said it!" When I was very young, I remembered that my parents slept in separate rooms, and I also slept in my own room. Then one day my uncle came to my house, I forgot what he said, anyway, I chatted with my parents for a long time, I played with toys next to me, and finally said that I wanted my mother and my father to sleep together in the same room at night, so I hid under my mother's bed that night, and then my father entered the room, but he didn't say a word, I forgot what he said, my mother kicked my dad out, and then wrung me out from under the bed, and beat my ass swollen, until now I haven't figured it out, How did she show me! ”

"So you're so precocious...... How can you do such a thing! Zhao An sighed, it is not uncommon to eavesdrop on his parents' sexual affairs, but he didn't expect that Li Qingge had a criminal record in this regard when he was very young. According to her description, she should not have been ten years old at that time.

"Where do you want to go!" Li Qingge hurriedly defended, "I didn't understand anything at the time, I just took it for granted that my parents slept separately, because they had always slept separately." I also heard that my parents would give birth to a younger brother when they slept together, so I wanted to know how my brother was born, so I just hid under the bed! ”

Zhao Anxiao's tears are about to come out, who would have thought that such a tall and beautiful tsundere girl with academic performance who occupies the first place in the provincial key points would be so stupid and stupid when she was a child?

"Don't laugh!" Li Qingge glared at Zhao An angrily, only to see his tears of laughter come out, but he was infected by his laughter, and then he laughed too.

He laughed, Li Qingge's fist didn't laugh, he raised it and hit Zhao An, "Let you laugh, make you laugh, say you are not allowed to laugh, I didn't laugh as much as you just now!" ”

Zhao An dodged Li Qingge's fist, patted the wall of the box, stood up, and shouted with a smile: "Okay, okay, don't laugh." Do you now know how your brother was born? ”

"Of course I know now!" Li Qingge said without thinking, as a girl who is about to become an adult, how can she not even know this kind of thing?

"How was that born?" Zhao An squeezed his eyes at her.

Li Qingge reacted at this time, he was teasing himself again, so she wouldn't talk to him about this kind of topic, thinking of the pornographic website that popped up in the browser just now, as well as the moaning of the girl next door, and the matter of giving birth to a younger brother just now, Li Qingge's cheeks were already hot, kneeling on the sand, and raising his fist had to hit Zhao An, "It's been a long time since I fought, right!" ”

Zhao An hurriedly grabbed Li Qingge's two fists, although her hands would not be really heavy, but where was there anyone who didn't fight back just by being beaten, Zhao An grabbed her fists, pressed her on the sand, and stopped her from continuing to toss, while shouting: "Talk, talk, where there is a reason to do when you speak!" ”

"Whoever tells you to talk nonsense, I'm going to beat you!" Li Qingge didn't reason with him, she was kneeling on the sand now, and she happened to be holding her head against Zhao An's chest.

Zhao An was defenseless, put it on the wall of the box, simply turned around and jumped on the sand, copied Li Qingge in his arms and hugged her, looked at her and threatened: "If you make trouble again, I'll kiss you!" ”

It was difficult for Li Qingge to be frightened, but this sentence suddenly made Li Qingge dare not move.

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