Chapter 473: Bad Jokes
(Thank you I'm not a beauty!) Classmates, โ Charming โ Sang Zi, Li Moxuan, Dusty Music and Dance Students, Lanlandelan Students' Pink~! This time it's really a complete return.,I'm sick and secretly gave myself a little vacation.,It's a little late to come back for the holiday today.,I'll be back to a state from tomorrow.,It's purple sauce~! O(โฉ_โฉ)O~๏ผ
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A large mouth of blood emerged from the ground, and there was still a dripping mud flowing down the sharp gaps between the flower teeth, and the giant plant that suddenly appeared just intercepted the path of the Troll Titan.
It's a muddy swamp full of greenery.
The green color on it hides the sparse muddy swamp below.
The dust of the hustle and bustle dissipated, and the straight line pulled out by the wild rush suddenly stopped.
It can be seen with the naked eye that the place where the Troll Titan passed was a rammed dirt road, and the dirt road was paved with its movement, and the front was just where the giant plants broke the ground, thinking that it was an acre and a third of land above people's heads, and came out to announce the ownership of the territory.
When the mud was almost gone, the sap flowed down the edge of the pot, like a hungry bird of prey looking at its prey.
The flower pot swept away, and the troll titan was quickly and fiercely choked, and swallowed down the thick stem in two or three clicks.
The ink-dyed clothes dodged one step ahead, and looked into the air, only to see a wild tremor of the plant, which was suddenly torn apart from the bottom, and the wolf bรจi crawled out of the mud, it was not the troll titan.
A string of snowflakes flew away, and the group wrapped around the Troll Titan, the juice mixed with the mud, instantly frozen, and moved slightly. The poop cracked inch by inch.
The Troll Titan smiled innocently, his mouth almost reaching the root of his ears, as stupid as he wanted.
"Shame!" The six-winged demon snake who was always concerned couldn't help but complain, and the ink-dyed clothes only felt a chill around their necks, and the one who had been hanging on her body was dragged down.
The whole snake body was hung with crystal frost, and an ice hand was wrapping it, pinching its seven inches, and shaking it around, very happy.
"Ah Xue, let it go." is still a good friend of the six-winged demon snake, and the troll titan can't bear to persuade in a whisper. The Snow Spirit Ice Demon, nicknamed "Ah Xue", snorted softly, and as soon as the ice hand was released, the frozen and stiff little blue snake was like a crooked arrow, and the snake's head was stuck in the rammed dirt road, and the ice ballast shattered to the ground......
Something like this happens all the time.
Ink-dyed clothes are very suspicious that the six-winged demon snake is a masochistic physique. Or have you held back for too long and can't control your mouth? It's clear that the big guy and the queen JQ are full. This way, the troll titan can be very diligent. Don't look at people's parents, but you can show it in your heart, that joke is really ...... It's not funny at all.
The King of the Titans? The king of bad jokes is pretty much the same.
But the queen of the people prefers to eat this set, and this kind of tasteless appearance will not happen to her, and the ink-dyed clothes have not been surprised until recently. The Queen's smile is also so different, especially "subtle", you can't see it if you don't pay attention to it carefully.
His gaze was slightly soft, and his icy cheeks shimmered slightly. Like rippling water waves.
If the light is too bright or too dark, you can't see it at all, that is, now this kind of surrounding green rendering, the light is slightly dim and bright, so you can really see it.
Seeing that the queen seems to be in love, the big one decides to strike while the iron is hot.
"I caught one rabbit in the morning, five rabbits at noon, and seven rabbits in the evening, how many rabbits did I eat in that day?" The Troll Titan stared at the sky with an expression, and the ink dyed clothes suddenly felt cold all over, and moved to the side silently.
The queen was really in a good mood, and counted on her fingers.
This time, even the ink-dyed clothes complained silently, do you still need to do such a simple arithmetic problem? There are thirteen rabbits in total!
In other words, he is also the king of the Titans, and he doesn't need to eat so monotonously, do you live next to the rabbit nest?
"I said, 'Are there only rabbits on the side of where you live?' Nothing else? No matter how big a rabbit can be, it's not enough to even stuff between your teeth! The six-winged demon snake that "pulled" its head out of the dirt road spoke again without memory. "Thirteen, it's so simple, do you still need to count?" There was not even a pause in the middle of the two sentences, and there was no trace.
This time, not only the queen, but even the big man can't tolerate his good friends.
The ink-dyed clothes mourned silently for the six-winged demon snake, and the fat girl covered her eyes with her little hands almost as soon as it spoke.
The "click" dirt road cracked, and the six-winged demon snake fell down without suspense.
The Queen's cold gaze retracted, and she fell on her hands, which were as beautiful as works of art, and looked at the one who had been catching rabbits from morning till night.
The Troll Titan was not affected by the six-winged demon snake's interjection in the slightest, and continued to say "with emotion": "I only ate six!" Hold your chest up and look up, focusing on the word "only", as if eating six rabbits a day is a matter of pride.
"Save the rest for later."
Ink-dyed clothing: ......
Did a crow fly over?
What is he trying to express? He eats in moderation? Will he keep a surplus? He doesn't have a big appetite, so he begs the queen to take care of him? Or is it really hard to catch rabbits, and it's a great thing to catch so many rabbits in one day? Or maybe the rabbits that live next to the Titans are so delicious that they are worth showing off?
Really, she really thinks that the Troll Titan has reached a certain height, and his bad jokes have reached a new high, right?
Also, is this a joke?
She peeked at the Queen, stunned to see her soft gaze, her faintly flowing cheeks.
Completely convinced!
This world is really fantastic!
Her mind and these two are really not on the same line, why didn't she hear anything funny in this?
At this moment, she understands the six-winged demon snake very well, and sure enough, she really can't help but want to complain about people and things with abnormal thinking, and she wants to do it now.
"What are you? It's not clear at all, who knows if you still have seven left. "The Serpent is back in the collective once again.
Ink Dye thought that it would at least express its dissatisfaction with the Troll Titan's actions just now, after all, the relationship between the two was quite harmonious, otherwise she could not be defined as good friends.
But as it turned out, her brain circuitry didn't match any of them.
"Is it okay to change the punishment for answering incorrectly next time? It's so dirty down there! In order to prove the truth of what he said, the six-winged demon snake also gave a very serious example, "It's much dirtier than my house!" โ
"That's great!" The fat girl's hand covering her eyes was put down at some point, and she slapped her face, "Sister Xue can eat seven, more than the big one!" โ
Alas, alas? What's the matter with your girl's look of envy? Your master, did I owe you a rabbit to eat? You're a ghost butterfly with a nether attribute, you can't eat meat, okay?
Which country's logic is this?
The ink-dyed clothes magically looked at the smirking big man and the queen whose eyes became softer and softer, and immediately realized!
Is the big one expressing the meaning of being good to the queen in the future? Using the number of rabbits as an "intuitive" image metaphor?
cough cough cough cough ...... (To be continued.) )