Chapter 404 How stupid? Fake stupid? Don Botu!
The master drove the boat, Tang Botu commanded the direction, and began to wander around the shallow water. This is completely a way to find a calf, but Tang Botu observed it very carefully, and said to the master: "You lean to the side!"
"I can't rely on it!! The water is too shallow, and I'll be in trouble if I plunge into the bottom of the boat! The master replied angrily. This is Yuzhai's boat, and the boaters are all hired, and no one wants to be tossed up at night, so the words are a little angry.
"I think it's around here, and the time was in a hurry, so Sotun turned over on the boat! When the boat docked, I felt that something was wrong, so I pretended to be tripped, and threw my things down! It should be ...... around here! Tang Botu said seriously.
"This fucking riverbank passes through China, Myanmar, Vietnam, several countries!! The banks of each section of the river are about the same length, how can you remember that? Han Dayan asked a little broken.
"I feel like this is it, you see there's a big rock there, I remember seeing it when I got off the boat! That's right, that's it, quack todi, hey, big brother, do you know how to water? Why don't you go down and have a look? Tang Botu said unceremoniously.
"Hey, why is your face so big?! I slept in the field with Xiang Nan, so I did something for him! You? Can you tell me, what's your name? Exercise! Han Dayan didn't give any face, scolded and turned around and entered the house.
Tang Botu turned his head and glanced at Zhang Ben, Zhang Ben also looked at him, the two looked at each other for three seconds, and Benzi said, "What are you looking at?" Look again, I'm going to open that dead eye and set a cactus ball, can you believe it?"
"Poof!"
Five seconds later, Tang Botu took off his clothes, put on briefs, and plunged into the river. This guy is very water-based, and he disappeared into the water in an instant.
"This is a flute B!! How cold the water is this night, and I'm not afraid of pumping him JJ! Han Dayan stood on the boat and said speechlessly.
“…… People say that Jb is longer than legs!! Half a meter, and half a meter! Long...... It's so unscrupulous! Zhang Ben lit a cigarette and said speechlessly.
"Huh!" Han Dayan pouted and smiled, turned around and chatted with Benzi.
In a blink of an eye, the two of them smoked half of their cigarettes, and Han Dayan said with a little confusion: "The water is very good!" Holy shit, my lung capacity is good! ”
"Well, their piece of the sea, maybe they will be double!!"
"Whoa!"
Just when both of them admired Tang Botu, there was a sudden wave on the water, and then two feet at least No. 46 stretched out!!
"Goo-doo!!"
Immediately after the water surface began to bubble!!
"Fuck!!"
Han Dayan was stunned, got up and was about to jump down!
"Fluttering!!"
The water rolled again, and then Tang Botu crackled up. When the searchlight shone down, I saw Tang Botu, wiping a handful of brain seeds, coughing violently, choking tears flowing down!
“…… What the are you doing? Han Dayan asked speechlessly.
Tang Botu wiped his head again, and then blood seeped out, and after a closer look, a piece of glass ballast was inserted into the skin of the brain, and his hair was full of mud......
"Ahem...... a B!! The water is too shallow!! Stuck in a mud pit...... The head hit the glass ballast...... Look, a B-...... was pierced! Tang Botu grinned in pain and pulled out the glass ballast on his head.
“…… Fuck!! Ben, go home, this is a big fool B! The spirit is a little bad! Han Dayan waved his hand and said.
"You're fluttering!! Don't use yourself as a javelin? Zhang Ben sweated wildly and shouted at Tang Botu.
"It's okay, just go back and post a Bundy, you wait, I'll look for it again!" Tang Botu wiped his face and was about to continue drilling.
"This has a wetsuit...... There is also a waterproof flashlight...... You take the point! ”
The master who drove the boat really couldn't see it, and directly threw down the dilapidated diving equipment, and Tang Botu entered the water again. This time with experience, they didn't tie too hard, just like that, Han Dayan and Zhang Ben were extremely bored waiting for Tang Botu.
More than an hour passed in the blink of an eye, and the gold bars were not found, but Tang Botu cleaned up at least one tenth of the garbage in the river within a radius of one kilometer. In the end, Han Dayan was anxious and said that if you don't leave, we will leave, Tang Botu had no choice but to take the boat ashore first.
Before returning to Mengla, Tang Botu said that he was in an emergency, found a place, and soaked.
On our side, we played almost, but it was a little tossing back to Yuzhai that day, so we stayed in the casino to stay. They should be prostituted. Prostitution. Prostitute, it's time to sleep, and I can't do anything, so I can only text Ma Xiaoyou for a while.
I don't know when Tang Botu and the others came back, but the next morning, when I saw Zhang Ben and Han Dayan, I casually asked, "Did you find it?" ”
"Holy shit! You shouldn't go, how can you find it! Han Dayan said as he brushed his teeth.
"Forget it, if you don't find it, he's dead!! The diamonds are all given to me, you two can toss a trip! ”
I said casually.
"Hey! You're early! ”
When we were chatting at the door of Han Dayan, Tang Botu got dressed and walked over.
"Head knocks out a B, honest?!" I asked with a smile.
"Xiangnan, come here, I'll tell you something!"
"What's the matter?" I asked, confused.
"Come on!"
After Tang Botu finished speaking, he dragged me downstairs. When he arrived downstairs, he actually entered the VIP customer room, and the two beauties bent down and said, "Dear Mr. Tang, what service do you need!" ”
"Bring me my chip ticket!"
Tang Botu nodded politely and said.
I looked at Tang Botu a little confused, and after about three minutes, a very gorgeous-looking A4 deposit book was handed over to Tang Botu.
"What do you mean?" I asked, frowning.
"Xiang Nan, I'll tell you clearly, I'll get the gold bars back!" Tang Botu said straight to the point.
"What the fuck?! Did you get it back? Found in the river??" I asked incredulously.
"How is that possible! I didn't throw it into the river at all!! I pull. When I, I've got my stuff back! But the rest, I'm hiding somewhere else! Tang Botu shook his head and said.
“……!” I squinted, looked at him again, and didn't speak.
"Xiangnan, you don't believe me, likewise, I don't believe you either! Myanmar is too messy, I'm a foreign vagabond, my head is not worth much, but the gold bars make people red! To put it mildly, the gold bars are given to you, and you choose the same method as Thoton to deal with me, and I can't help it...... Right?! Tang Botu didn't have a cynical attitude, and asked me very seriously.
I looked at him, interjected, and still didn't speak.
"Lisboa Casino, a worldwide chain, has a good reputation! I have deposited 1.5 million RMB of chips here with gold bars, which can be converted into cash at any time! But there are two conditions, one is the ticket, and the other is that it must be in person! This one has fingerprint recognition, and I took the initiative to ask for it! I'll give you the ticket book now, count it as collateral, and you will give me 750,000 goods, which has met the condition of double your deposit! You give me the goods, and I will send them out of Myanmar, and you can monitor the whole process during this period! The goods are gone, and then, I'll trade chips with you! Lisboa will give you some interest, I don't want this money, all for you! You've got the money, I'll go again! Is that okay? Tang Botu asked me with the ticket book.
"I underestimated you!" I was silent for a long time, rubbing my palms together.
"I've been in China for almost ten years!! At the most glorious time, Hilton, who had lived for half a year, was the most depressed, and ran in front of the North Shadow Gate! To say how smart I am, that's bragging! But life experience, I may be stronger than most Chinese! Tang Botu said seriously.
"Huh!"
I immediately smiled wryly, thinking that sometimes, you really can't take one eye and look at the same person!!
Tang Botu is not only proficient in Chinese culture, but also very cunning. In a sense, he lied to me, but this is understandable, people in order to protect themselves, not to mention that the diamonds promised to me have also been honored, since I have been in contact, these axes are quite orderly!
Moreover, I suddenly found a kind of sparkle in him, which ordinary people do not have. That is Tang Botu, who has the ability to make friends with you quickly!! Take me as an example, I used to be completely opposite to him, but after a short period of contact, I suddenly found that I had become friends with him in a vague way. If you think about the reason, you can't figure out why!!
Only now did I understand why Tang Botu patted his chest and said that he could get the goods out. Now it seems that he really isn't bragging, and he may really have this ability.
I thought about it for a long time, sat on the couch and said, "You really want to do this with me?" ”
"You have a first-hand supply, and I have a soil suitable for the rapid development of the supply! It can be done in a short period of time! Tang Botu said quickly.
"How many short-term shots?" I frowned and repeated.
“…… I feel poisonous. I can't do this for long, because it's not a likable thing!! It's enough for primitive accumulation, but with him as the main business, I think it's a bit of a two-five!! If you have money, why can't you do it? Tang Botu thought for a moment and said.
"Makes sense!" I nodded.
"We're in a very good place right now! You see, you are Chinese, I think you must go back! So tossing in Myanmar doesn't affect you much, because you're selling to me, and I'm shipping to Africa! But I'm not going back to settle in Africa, so it doesn't matter! …… Take some goods and run around first, if it really works, the whole amount is enough every other time, and the money is almost gone!! I don't think it's a big problem! Tang Botu said again.
“……!”
I thought about Tang Botu's words carefully, and then summed it up in my heart, and I really felt that I should also grab the money. It's too boring to come to Myanmar and not fill your pockets......
But where does the goods come from? I'm just a land-seeker now......