Chapter 235: The River Crab Bites You (Fifth Update)
When Long'er saw him, his eyes were like stars, and Sun Yan introduced Xiangxiang to Long'er, telling Long'er that Xiangxiang was his girlfriend. Long Er looked at Xiangxiang and thought to herself, is she his confidante? Ji Xiaoman was a little stupid, thinking that this dragon girl looked like she liked the captain, and the captain directly told her that Xiangxiang Fairy was her girlfriend, but she didn't care at all, could it be that she was ready to be "double flying" with Xiangxiang Fairy with the captain?
But how did she know that Long Er didn't understand the specific meaning of "girlfriend" in this era.
Sun Yan looked at the three words "Little Dragon Girl" on Long Er's head and asked, "Why do you call this?" ”
Long Er said in a low voice: "It asked me what I planned to call in the game, I thought about it, but I couldn't think of a good one, and then I thought, anyway, I was originally a dragon girl, so it would be better to call it Little Dragon Girl...... Isn't that a bad name? ”
Sun Yan said: "Not good! "Unless my name is Yin Zhiping.
Long Er looked at him a little bewildered, Sun Yan turned his head to look at Xiangxiang and Xiaoman: "Can her name be changed?" ”
Ji Xiaoman said: "Within twelve hours, it can be changed, but it can only be modified once." ”
Sun Yan asked Long'er to change it, Long'er entered her personal space, and it took a while to come out, Sun Yan looked and saw that the word "Chang'e" had been changed on her head. Xiangxiang and Xiaoman looked at her game name, a little stunned, and thought to themselves, can you directly use the real fruit position as the game name in this game? They really don't know that.
Sun Yan pulled Xiangxiang aside and told her that Long'er was a housemaid, and she was a very lonely and lonely housemaid, and at the same time she didn't know how to deal with people.
The two fairies walked in front, followed by Sun Yan and Ji Xiaoman.
Ji Xiaoman rubbed the corner of his clothes next to him: "Brother Sun, have you read that letter?" ”
Sun Yan glanced at her: "What does that mean?" "He's a lot taller than Xiao Man, in this game space. Miss Xiaoman deliberately became more "petite" again, although she was looking to the side, her eyes had to move down to see her head.
Ji Xiaoman whispered: "Brother Sun doesn't like his daughter?" ”
Sun Yan said: "Daughter? Not...... You alright? ”
"So, I can be your daughter?"
"Wait a minute, I still don't understand......"
"When in bed, the slave family can call Daddy at the same time. While letting you bully! ”
Damn, that's what you mean?
"And," Ji Xiaoman continued to rub the corners of his clothes, "In the future, I can also give birth to a daughter for you, and when she grows up." Let's let Brother Sun bully together, and I will also sue her, don't fight with Fairy Xiangxiang, and we won't fight with Miss Long'er, as long as our father comes to see us occasionally......"
I'm ...... What kind of pervert do you think of me?
Sun Yan turned around weakly and pressed her fragrant shoulder: "Xiao Man...... Your brain hole is too big! "I mean, how the hell did you come up with this idea? First take you as a daughter, play with your body, and then let you give birth to a daughter for me, and then take your mother and daughter together? Do you believe it or not, let the river crab bite you?
Ji Xiaoman opened his starry eyes: "Daddy doesn't like it?" ”
I said, what are you calling daddy? Sun Yan tried his best to give her a chestnut: "I don't like it!" He didn't bother to pay attention to her and kept walking.
Ji Xiaoman thought about it. took out a notebook and wrote it down with a pen: Brother Sun is not a daughter!
He looked up at the sky again and bit the tip of his pen...... So what exactly does he control?
It's hard to guess......
***
Sun Yan strode forward.
The girl behind her has gone crazy...... How do you think she can figure it out?
Ahead, Xiangxiang and Long'er were talking while walking, and the two of them looked very close to each other, which made him settle down, thinking that it would be good for the two of them to fall in love. Long'er, that otaku girl, should also make some female friends...... Of course, I'm talking about female friends, not girlfriends, Long'er, you must not learn Xue Baochai in a small world, even if you do, don't come to my fragrance.
At this moment, on the hill in front of him, a cloud of smoke and dust suddenly appeared, and he looked at it quickly. I saw a huge eight-clawed spider, with a head like a tiger, and four legs parallel to the left and right, rushing in their direction. He quickly called the system to check. The eight-clawed spider had "Tiger Head Poisonous Spider, Level 15" written on his head, and he said "Oops", several of them are still novices, and they can't beat this Tiger Head Poisonous Spider at all.
"Brother Sun, run away!" Du Xiangxiang also realized this and hurriedly turned around.
The question is, how could Sun Yan throw them here and escape like this? That's right, Xiangxiang and Long'er are in front of him, if he throws them down, the tiger head poisonous spider will eat them, and he will definitely be able to escape, but if I really want to do this, am I still a man?
Sun Yan rushed up: "You flee first, I'll lead it away!" ”
Du Xiangxiang and Ji Xiaoman said in unison: "Brother Sun......"
Sun Yan had already rushed up, and a big stone was thrown at the tiger-headed poisonous spider, and he ran in the other direction with his legs, and the tiger-headed poisonous spider was enraged by him, and the eight giant feet hit the ground and chased after him. As he ran, he felt a sense of pride, no matter what, I am also a hero to save the United States, and I am brave in the face of righteousness, and I am desperate for the safety of Xiangxiang, Long'er, and Xiaoman......
"Brother Sun, ......be careful," Xiangxiang shouted.
Hey, why are you still here? If it eats me, I'll still run to eat you, but if you're eaten too, why do I have to work so hard? He turned his head and shouted, "Why don't you run?" ”
Du Xiangxiang glanced at Ji Xiaoman who ran to her...... Turns out he doesn't know?
Du Xiangxiang clasped her hands in front of her mouth and shouted at him, "Brother Sun, don't care about us!" ”
Sun Yan thought to himself, how could I ignore you?
Ji Xiaoman shouted: "The monster in this game will not attack female players......"
Sun Yan stumbled...... Didn't you say it earlier?
"Pounce"! The tiger spider chased after him and ate him in one bite......
***
Sun Yan stepped down from the reincarnation platform.
After stepping off the reincarnation table, there are still many male players around him who have "come back from the dead".
"How is this game designed? As soon as you get out of the novice village, you will encounter more than a dozen level monsters? "You're proud, you've met more than thirty levels!" "Is there a fucking difference between being killed by a level 10 monster and being killed by a level 30 monster?" "What the hell, why are they level three when they come out, and we don't even have level one when we come out?" "I'll see...... Damn, it's really level zero. "Didn't you see it in front of you?" "After I entered the game, I was eaten after only a few steps, how was it designed? Exercise! "Female preference for men, this is!" "I'm going to complain, I'm going to protest!" "Protest, protest ......"
Sun Yan pulled out his level and looked at it...... It's really level zero.
I said that in ordinary games, isn't it first-class when you appear? What the hell is this "Level Zero"?
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