Chapter 516

I said it earlier. Sooner or later, it will come. The people from the health department just left today, and tomorrow the people from the tax office will come in. Be polite, ask to take the account of the characteristic hotel out and take a look.

Bill? Look? Yu Xiu'e was stupid. "There's no account." She's pretty realistic.

"No account? Will it work? You guys are typical tax evasion! A female cadre with short ear-length hair and a stern expression said to Yu Xiu'e.

The third fort was a rough man, and he said nonchalantly: "The common people have to pay taxes when they run a special restaurant?" Don't pay! ”

"Do you want to resist taxes?" A man behind the female cadre asked sharply.

Yu Xiu'e saw that the signs were wrong. Immediately push her son out the door. Turning around to a few tax officials, he smiled and said, "My son is a rough man. If you are illiterate, do not be like him. ”

"Is illiteracy a reason to resist taxes? Young people, who don't understand the rules. ”

"You may be seated, you may be seated." Yu Xiu'e hurriedly reviewed: "Today's young people have a very weak sense of law. I don't know how powerful the Fa is. You have to suffer a big loss. Your tax department should come down and walk around often. Give classes to businesses, especially individual small businesses, and give lectures on tax law to their good students. Raise their awareness of taking the initiative to pay taxes. ”

The imposing female cadre just now pulled her long face and asked in an official tone: "Do you have a tax registration certificate?" Take it out and show us. ”

Yu Xiu'e knew that she had met the emperor's grandfather, and knew that the characteristic hotel had not been to the tax bureau since she took over, where did she get the tax registration certificate? I can't take it out. She had no choice but to accompany her smiling face again and again, holding a cup of hot tea in both hands, and respectfully handed it to the female cadre who spoke. Explained: "We've just opened, and now, we're still in the soft opening stage. A qiΔ“ rules and regulations, accounts, or something, I haven't figured out a clue yet. In the future, we will go to get the tax registration certificate. ”

The female cadre took the teacup in her hand. Took a sip. Maybe it's a little hot, or maybe she's not thirsty at all. He placed the teacup on the table in front of her. Said slowly: "No matter how busy you are with your work, you still have to do the tax registration certificate." I don't think the size of your hotel is very large. However, you have been open for a long time. I always use the trial operation to shirk it, trying to pay less taxes or evade taxes, and it will not work like this. It's okay to do business, but it's not okay not to pay taxes! ”

Yu Xiu'e hurriedly said: "We'll go to apply for a certificate in the afternoon." Go in the afternoon. ”

The man who spoke very strictly just now told Yu Xiu'e what kind of process to go and where to do it. What materials need to be held. Wait a minute. A large set of materials, Yu Xiu'e can't remember it at all. There were some things she had never heard of. She has a primary school education, and she is a layman directly in the financial sector.

Yu Xiu'e peeked at the electronic clock on the wall, and it was the point where the leaders had dinner yesterday. According to the old practice, he said in a consultative tone: "We who are illiterate in law who do not understand the tax law need the leaders to teach us a lesson. Do you think that's going to work? Shall we go to the mushroom cave and talk? It's too hot here, but it's cool in the mushroom hole. ”

Several tax cadres. With Yu Xiu'e, she came to the best room in the mushroom cave. Soon after sitting down. Yu Xiu'e made a look, and the girls came in one by one and set the stage up. Tea. Melon seeds, four side dishes. And good wine.

The female tax cadre immediately stood up, frowned and said, "We are not here to eat. I don't need your hospitality. If you insist on keeping us to eat, we'll pay for it later. We cannot afford to commit work discipline. ”

Yu Xiu'e explained: "You have come all the way here. It's for work. Since it's work, let's have a casual working meal here and come out to work. Where are there still pots and stoves? It's true that we run a restaurant. But we're not entertaining guests. It's just a casual working meal. Please don't misunderstand. When you're full, you can give us a lecture. ”

"Then just eat some working meals." The female cadre's face finally had a little smile.

After three glasses of wine, the female cadre opened the conversation. talked endlessly about the tax law to Yu Xiu'e, starting from the Qing Dynasty and continuing to the Republic of China. Later, the Northern Expeditionary Army occupied Guangzhou. Later, I talked about the tax system in the liberated areas, and what else happened to Brigade Commander Wang to open a mine, and what happened to the bearded man farming. It's a long and verbose set. When a bottle of wine went down, it was about fighting local tyrants and dividing the fields. Yu Xiu'e estimated that at this rate, there would be another three hours, and there would be no talk about the special hotel. She was secretly happy in her heart. Just fill a few of them with wine in these three hours. Don't worry that they don't release water.

Yu Xiu'e is also a person who has seen the world, and with a clever mouth, it is right to call her a clever tongue. Soon he urinated into a pot with the menacing female cadre. A family of two women is a case. It's all men who can't. It belongs to the same path. Yu Xiu'e found out the family situation of the female cadre. So he climbed up the pole. The man who seems to be scolding himself doesn't know the Gu family. A man who also scolds himself is not a thing. It worked. The female cadre probably felt that Yu Xiu'e said what was in her heart. became a good match with Yu Xiu'e. took Yu Xiu'e's hand and wanted to further talk about common words. went to the theater with a few of her subordinates. And she put her mouth in front of Yu Xiu'e's ear, and the two of them muttered, no one knew what secret things the two of them said, and as they spoke, the two women may have been sad and wiped away their tears. This is really a woman's tears that don't flick, but they don't reach the sad place. It is estimated that the two women may have talked about the hardships and difficulties of a woman coming out to mix.

Fragile woman, why are there so many tears?

A girl pushed the door in and told Yu Xiu'e: "Boss, there are a group of cadres from the tax bureau outside, shouting to check the accounts, you can go and take a look." I can't handle it at the bar. ”

Yu Xiu'e looked at the female cadre very helplessly, and asked with some embarrassment: "Look???? I????? ”

"There you go. There is no problem of zΓ i being unaccompanied. ”

Yu Xiu'e was just about to walk out of the door, but she heard the female cadre call her: "Come back!" ”

Yu Xiu'e was stunned, and hurriedly turned around and asked, "I????? ”

The female cadre got up and came to the door and pulled Yu Xiu'e behind her. He walked in front of Yu Xiu'e, held his head high, and walked towards the bar. She wants to see who ate the bear's heart and leopard gall and dared to pretend to be the tax bureau to cheat and cheat!

Yu Xiu'e also knew that the female cadres were going to catch Li Ghost. He quietly followed behind to watch the excitement.

Two people in sunglasses. I also heard from the waiter that there are people from the tax office eating here. I also wanted to come over and see who it was. Because it's a peer, it's good for everyone to join in the fun. They also know, and they certainly know.

As soon as they met, they immediately pointed at each other and laughed, and said at the same time, "It turned out to be you." Come here, come here. Sit here! ”

Yu Xiu'e saw that each other knew each other, not only did they know each other, but they were also very familiar with each other. I knew that there was a misunderstanding just now. It belongs to the misunderstanding that the water washed the Dragon King Temple, and the two Li Kui met, and there was no so-called Li ghost.

The female cadre introduced Yu Xiu'e: "They are the Local Taxation Bureau, and we are the National Taxation Bureau. Family, family. ”

Yu Xiu'e said secretly in her heart: "The tax bureau is still divided into national and local? The two brothers are divided, and each one cares for his own. She didn't see a lot of food on the table. I asked the waiter to tell SΓΉ huge, remake a table of seafood, and send it to this big room.

After the people from the local taxation bureau came, they politely said a few words. gave Yu Xiu'e an endless talk about the rules and regulations of the local taxation bureau. The main thing is to emphasize the importance of land tax. Major matters related to the national economy and people's livelihood. is still the same, from head to toe, I talked to Yu Xiu'e for two hours. It's only about halfway there. The content is exactly the same as what the IRS people say. It seems that they were taught by a teacher, and they learned a book during training. However, they each stressed the importance of their own departments. This is different.

Yu Xiu'e listened to the lectures of the people on both sides, and nodded on the left. For fear of offending the other side, he quickly turned around and nodded to the right. I toasted the people from the IRS, and immediately turned around and toasted the people from the IRS. There are leaders on both sides, and they are masters on both sides, and neither one dares to offend, nor does the other dare to provoke. Throughout noon, she nodded like a chick pecking at millet, pretending to be a grandson everywhere. Nodding his head, he didn't dare to stop.

By the time the people from the two bureaus finished the lecture, Yu Xiu'e's neck was stiff. Sent away the teachers who were talking about taxes. She was tired, with back pain and leg cramps.

Looking at the distant backs of the two gangs, he leaned over and asked, "Have they settled the bill?" ”

"Are you stupid? People are here to give lectures, so it's good not to charge you tuition. Still want money for food? Dream on you. Hurry to the office and rub my neck, it hurts me to death. ”

Huge Ba didn't serve Yu Xiu'e, hurriedly let Yu Xiu'e into her office, asked someone to bring the food in, and waited for Yu Xiu'e to eat. He was behind Yu Xiu'e, and began to work on his luck and give Yu Xiu'e physiotherapy.

The huge hard work finally won Yu Xiu'e's praise. She exclaimed, "Comfortable, comfortable!" Left, down, right, right! Make a little effort. ”

According to Yu Xiu'e's instructions, on both sides of her shoulders, her fingers flashed and moved, bringing Yu Xiu'e back to life. A series of cheers were heard outside the door from time to time. What happened inside, the girls outside didn't go in, and no one knew where the female boss was comfortable, and how she served Yu Xiu'e, so far no one knows the details.

Even Li Er didn't know that there was such a hand. It's really a man who can't look good, and the sea can't fight. (To be continued......)