"Hehe, it's done, it's done, I'm done." Seeing this scene, Master Wang pulled the old man and didn't let go of himself, so he looked at Yu Le and waved again, "Please!" Mr. Yu! ”

"Please." Yu Le helped the bird master and sat back in front of the stall again.

At this moment, the breath of the bird master finally stabilized a little, evened down, he was very grateful to Yu Le for relieving him of the siege, but he knew better how powerful it was to defeat his opponent, and now Yu Le didn't even get in, so it was basically impossible to win the bet.

But at this time, he had already seen it, it didn't matter, winning or losing was important, but it wasn't that important, especially for Yu Le, it was not a shame to lose to the master. It's just that for himself, it can't help but be a little embarrassing to be seen by those old friends who know him well again and lose on TV. But fortunately, this time it was Yu Le, not himself, and it was better after all.

In addition to gratitude, he couldn't help but worry about Yu Le.

Can this kid do it?

The two sides were seated, the host was sandwiched in the middle, and the enthusiasm of the audience was ignited again, good today! Eye-opening! You can see the unique skills of old players again! You can appreciate the style of the master again! I can't figure out if I'm still on TV! Enjoyable!

After sitting down, the master looked at the three piles of green skins and took the lead in asking, "Mr. Yu, which pile shall we bet on." ”

"Bet big, 5,000." Yu Le said casually.

"Hehe, you have the guts, but I really don't plan to save your grandfather." After the master glanced at the stall, he said to the stall owner, "Boss, our program team is here, let's take out all the things at the bottom of the box." ”

"Gotcha! There's no way around it! The boss was helpless, took out the sack hidden in the snow, and poured it on the right half of the stall, "I plan to sell the green skin for a week, but I have taken it out!" Please choose two people! ”

"I have to introduce the rules!" The hostess asked.

"Well said." Master Wang waved his hand at Yu Le, "Mr. Yu, are we betting on a head or a match?" ”

Yu Le quickly replied: "Let's look at the pairing first, and then look at the head." ”

"That's right, I made a bet with your grandfather last year."

The master smiled, had already bent down to pick up, picked one up from time to time, and introduced it to the camera, through some small skills, you can distinguish whether there is a wormhole, whether it is possible to get sick, whether it has been trapped, and so on......

More green skins appeared, and Yu Le was not the time to conserve his strength, so he put down the two green skins he had just started and began to carefully test them in more fruits. This time, it's not just about making money, it's about the reputation of the bird.

The so-called skills of picking green skins, they are all self-talking, varied, basically nonsense, people who really have unique skills and reliable skills will never say in public, just make a fortune like Yu Le.

Therefore, Yu Le didn't believe that the master won by skill at all, it was definitely just luck, he picked the right one, and he happened to bump into the bird master and was unlucky.

Now that there is a tiger spirit, Yu Le doesn't believe that he can't fight him!

It's not so much to help the bird master get back to the field, but to say that he can't get used to this master's style, or that he can't look down on this master's hairstyle. Yu Le has written cross talk from novels, and he doesn't know much about other industries, but he has definitely admired the master of cross talk thousands of times, from Ma Sanli to Liu Baorui, which one is not low-key and humble and approachable, in the master's heart, he has his own measure and confidence, there is no need to publicize things to elevate himself, and justice is in the hearts of the people.

And this so-called Master Wang kept talking to the camera, and in the blink of an eye, he had already picked out a few pairs of reliable ones and began to compare.

The hostess is not good at favoring one over the other, and she also squatted next to Yu Le and interviewed: "Mr. Yu, do you have any housekeeping skills?" ”

saw that Yu Le only pointed slightly to the eyes of the stall owner opposite: "It's gone." ”

"Huh?"

In desperation, Yu Le had to turn his head to look at the bottom of the hostess's skirt: "I've been looking at the other side, and I'm gone." ”

"Ah!!h The hostess screamed, her legs quickly joined together, took a satchel to block the bottom of her skirt, stared at the stall owner fiercely, her face turned red, and Chong Yule said embarrassedly, "This section will be cut off......"

"Well, in return, if I lose, the gambling section will be cut as well."

"Ah...... I can't call the shots......," the hostess said awkwardly.

"I'm kidding." Yu Le was happy, picked up a fruit and checked it, "Now I understand, the unique skill that my grandfather passed on to me." ”

"What's the trick?" The beautiful host asked puzzled.

"Looks! I can see the bottom of your skirt with all my peripheral vision. Yu Le grinned.

"You ......" The hostess suddenly felt funny and embarrassed, and even felt that this kid was a hooligan, and couldn't cry or laugh, "Mr. Yu...... In addition to grandpa's eyes, is there anything else? ”

"Yes!" The master next to him said, "His grandfather said last year that the skin of the fruit on the yin side is thin, and the fruit on the yang side is thick, I said that it is just the opposite, and the final result will not be said." What, this trick you use too? ”

"Of course." Yu Le nodded seriously and said, "This is my family's unique job, you can wait and see, Master Wang." ”

"Chengcheng! Be ambitious! The master smiled and said nothing.

"Then Mr. Yu, how can you tell if the fruit is yin or yang?"

"That's a trick, you can't say it." Of course Yu Le can't say it, he doesn't even know the fart, it's purely to protect the face of the bird.

"You probably ...... Probably reveal a little. The beautiful hostess said a little coquettishly, "Just a little bit." ”

"Oh......" Yu Le had to open Zou indiscriminately, "this...... Why is the skin thick on the sunny side...... Because it is always illuminated by the sun, how long the flesh is in the way...... lest the pits be ...... by heat"

"Then how do you tell if the fruit is yin or yang?"

"That's it......" Yu Le shook his head, "No, I can't say it anymore." ”

"Don't mind, your grandfather said it last year!" The master laughed and said, "The one with uniform color is the one on the yang side, and the one with cracks is the one on the yin side, and when the green skin is the same size, the yin side is thin and the fruit is larger than the yang side." ”

"Correct." The bird master finally couldn't bear to speak, "My original words were 'usually bigger than the sunny side', not absolutely. ”

"It's also done, no one is going to look through the old videos anyway." The master waved his hand disdainfully.

The hostess said to the camera: "Is it a matter of probability, luck, or is there really a way?" Let's wait and see. ”

For the rest of the day, Yu Le and the master began to carefully select walnuts. Master Bird wanted to intervene to help Yu Le choose, but seeing that he was full of confidence and serious in his selection, he simply let him do it.

About twenty minutes later, both sides chose their favorite pair, and Yu Le made a small optimization on top of the previous results, and selected a pair of walnuts estimated to be 48 smaller.

The green skins on both sides are held in their hands, and there is a feeling of being superior and discerning.

The ones in the master's hands are the same regardless of size, fat and thin, or color, but one of Yu Le's two green skins is obviously much dirtier and taller.

The master wanted to pass Yu Le's dirty green skin, and explained to the camera: "Everyone, this is a big taboo, generally dirty green skins are usually suspected of rotting and moths, so it's best not to pick them." ”

Yu Le grabbed the conversation: "Master, you are wrong, it is 'absolutely' rotten and moth-eaten." ”

"Absolutely...... I can't say ......."

"That's weird, don't you like to use 'absolutely' when you speak?" Yu Le chuckled, "Or is it 'absolute' to only remember other people's words, and if you say it yourself, you will have room to fool the past in a 'general'?" ”

"You ......" The master realized that Yu Le was sarcastic about himself, he didn't expect such a young person to be so flamboyant, and he was a little speechless for a while.

"Huh...... This Mr. Yu is really humorous. The beautiful host played a round in the middle, and gently pushed Yu Le.

How do you know that Yu Le said seriously: "Of course I'm humorous, I mean cross talk, how can I live without humor." ”

"This ...... Let's not digress. The beautiful host was quite surprised and curious about Yu Le's profession, but today she was filming a treasure appreciation show, so don't start this kind of topic, she hurriedly handed the microphone to the master, "Master Wang, you can taste the pair that Mr. Yu picked first." ”

"Well, I've just said that this kind of dirty green skin, we absolutely ...... Oh no, I'm generally going to avoid. Master Wang wiped his sweat and continued, "Besides, this green skin is too high, and it is better to play walnuts and low stakes, unless you play 'chicken heart', but today we are picking a lion's head, and the high one is definitely ...... Oh no, ...... to avoid in general"

"Let's talk about this again." The master picked up another walnut and tasted it, then nodded and said, "This one is a pick, I think it's good." If you win or lose in the first round, Mr. Yu's walnut has a chance to win, but as we said before, this is a pair. ”

The master put down the walnut and smiled: "So obviously, when he gets together, he doesn't have much chance." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Le's sneering voice came.

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Yu Le laughed in a characteristic voice, "Who doesn't know how to pick a fruit with a similar shape?" Who doesn't know that dirty fruit is bad? Who doesn't deserve dwarf green skin easy to produce dwarf walnuts? You're a master, and you can't say something nutritious in front of the audience? ”

As a person in the entertainment industry, Yu Le is unambiguous in front of the camera, which is even more commendable, or what deserves to die is that he never knew to praise each other's stinky feet. He is a guy who is not right about people, he will say whatever he thinks in his heart, especially for people who are more bored, and he will not show any mercy. As a TV producer, I actually like this kind of person, I am not afraid of offending people, it smells of gunpowder, and it is interesting!

After Master Wang was smashed by such a sarcasm, he couldn't help but stiffen. In fact, he also knows that this is all nonsense to fool the layman, who will say the real thing publicly? But he is a master after all, and others are foaming at the mouth, so they must not just swallow it, in order to save face, he hurriedly asked sharply: "Then Mr. Yu, what do you think of this pair of green skins?" Where is this dirty skin? I hope to give me advice! ”

"You're not my son, why should I teach you?" Yu Le spread his arms and said, "This is a unique skill that my grandfather has practiced for decades, let me take it out?" When I'm a loser, huh? ”

"You!" The master almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, you ridiculed me for not telling the truth, and you didn't plan to say it, he glared at Yu Le and said angrily, "Don't you have the heart to raise the bar!" ”

"Nope." Yu Le said indifferently, "How sincere I am, if I don't say it, I don't say it, and confidentiality is confidentiality, unlike you who say some nonsense to fool the audience." ”

"What do I call nonsense...... I'm ......" The master was once again shocked by this inexplicable and unreasonable momentum, and hurriedly replied.

People who talk about cross talk love to shake their burdens and ambush pens, and unconsciously, this trick is also used in the usual bickering to lure you into the urn.

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