Chapter 208: The Fuck Problem

"Dad, we're looking for my brother." Niuniu jumped up and down in front of Fang Yun and said with a smile.

The second monk of Fang Yun was puzzled, and asked curiously, "Looking for my younger brother?" Looking for what brother? ”

Niuniu nodded her little head vigorously and said seriously: "Yes, grandma said that her mother is going to give Niuniu a little brother, Niuniu wants to see where the little brother is hiding, Niuniu really wants to see the little brother." ”

Fang Yun pinched Niuniu's little nose with a smile: "Where are you going to find your brother, do you know where your brother is, look at your dirty face." ”

Niuniu patted away Fang Yun's big hand pinching her little nose dissatisfiedly, and pouted: "Of course we know where my brother is, grandma said that the children were picked up from outside, and the eldest sister also said that they were picked up by the old beggar grandmother from the corner of the wall and the side of the road." ”

Fang Yun asked angrily and funny, "You guys are all over the village looking for your brother?" ”

"That's right." The little girl replied as a matter of course.

Suddenly, Niuniu's face changed, and she asked nervously, "Dad, where did Niuniu come from?" ”

The little chubby girl stared at Fang Yun nervously, for fear that her father would also say that she had picked it up from outside.

Fang Yun opened his mouth without thinking and replied, "Of course it's ......"

Suddenly, Fang Yun found that he didn't know how to answer his daughter's question, this was really a fucking question, could it be that he told her that the child was finally born in their mother's womb after their parents got married? Or tell Niu Niu about the story of the sperm brother who went through a lot of hardships and passed the test and the egg sister?

In fact, this is a question that everyone has asked when they were young. Fang Yun was no exception, Fang Yun had also thought that such a day would come, and he had also imagined how to explain to his children that day, but until the arrival of this day, Fang Yun still didn't think of how to explain this to his daughter perfectly.

How can I talk about this with a little girl who is a few years old, looking at Niuniu's expectant and nervous eyes, Fang Yunshen said in a ghostly manner: "You go and ask your mother to find out." ”

As soon as the words came out, Fang Yun was stunned for a moment, how could this answer be exactly the same as his father's answer back then? When Fang Yun asked Fang Changsheng where he was from when he was young, Fang Changsheng's face turned red and chirped for a long time, and he also held back a sentence to ask your mother.

Now Fang Yun finally understood his father's feelings back then. I couldn't help but scream wildly in my heart. Dad, thank you for your hard work!

When I used to watch TV, I saw some so-called education bricks spitting feces in their mouths, and taught children to be careful and honest. Don't lie. Otherwise, the child will follow the parents and learn badly. When children ask their parents where they are from, they must answer truthfully, and they must not fool the children with lies such as picking them up. This will hurt the child's young heart.

What Fang Yun wants to do most now is to find the children of these brick families and ask them how their father answered this question back then, Fang Yun absolutely didn't believe that they dared to explain the process of human reproduction in front of his young children as if nothing happened.

"Wow...... Father! Fang Yun had just turned around and wanted to enter the house, and Niuniu, who ran into the house to ask Feng Xiu'er about her origin, cried so much that she threw herself into Fang Yun's arms.

"What's wrong, what's wrong? What happened to Niu Niu? Why are you crying so sadly? Fang Yun was distressed, and hurriedly helped the little girl wipe her tears, but the little girl cried so sadly that she couldn't wipe her tears, but wiped more and more.

Fang Yun coaxed distressed for a long time, and the little girl finally slowly stopped crying, and said in a choked voice: "Dad, Mom said that Niuniu was picked up from the garbage heap, woo wow~ Niuniu is a wild child that no one wants." ”

Speaking of the sad place, the cry that finally stopped sounded again, and the little girl cried with a handful of snot and tears.

Fang Yun was shocked, it turned out that everyone's explanation for this kind of thing was the same, and it had nothing to do with identity and education. I remember that when Fang Yun asked this question when he was a child, Wang Jiu, who couldn't read a basket of big characters, also answered like this, but it made Fang Yun sad for a long time, but Fang Yun was playful at that time, and after crying, a tear was still heartless and full of joy all over the village.

In fact, many people have used this explanation, some don't want to coax their children, or more enlightened parents will tell their children that they are born from their mother's womb, but the place where the child was born is strange, what belly eyes, armpits, and even spit out of the mouth.

This once made a joke, when Fang Xiaoqing was young, she asked her mother where she came from, Fang Xiaoqing's mother told her that she was pregnant and born in October, Fang Xiaoqing broke the casserole and asked where she was born, her mother blurted out in a hurry: "You spit out from your mother's mouth." ”

This stabbed the hornet's nest, Fang Xiaoqing's face immediately turned pale, and she asked her mother with tears in her eyes: "Why did you eat me at that time?" ”

From then on, in Fang Xiaoqing's heart, her mother was the monster who specialized in eating children in the story, and she was scared when she saw her, and it took a long time for her to slowly return to normal under the explanation of her family.

This made the villagers laugh for a while, and no one dared to tell their children that they crawled out of their mouths, and if they were treated as man-eating monsters, they would laugh to death.

Seeing that Fang Yun didn't speak for a long time, Niuniu panicked, hugged Fang Yun's neck and shook it desperately, and said with tears in her eyes: "Dad, what do you say, Niuniu was not picked up from the garbage heap outside, Niuniu is not a wild child that no one wants!" ”

Fang Yun, who had a plan in his heart, hurriedly stopped the twisted Niuniu, and said with a smile: "Our Niuniu is so cute, she is our cutest little baby, of course she is not a wild child that no one wants." ”

The little girl was happy, grinning with tears on her face, and asked expectantly, "Dad, where did that Niuniu come from?" ”

Gently helping Niuniu wipe away the tears on her face, Fang Yun said gently: "Niuniu was born from her mother's belly after ten months of hard pregnancy. ”

Niuniu looked suspicious: "Mom's belly is so small, how can she pretend to be Niuniu?" Where did Niu Niu come from? ”

"Niuniu is still very small, of course her mother's belly can fit it, and when Niuniu grows in her mother's belly for ten months, she will come out of her mother's belly." Well, Fang Yun still fooled Niu Niu.

The little girl was finally happy, giggling and struggling to get off the ground, eager to share her secret of where she came from with her sisters.

Walking into the house, Feng Xiu'er was sitting back on the chair with a sigh of relief, the couple looked at each other, and couldn't help but smile bitterly.

I thought that this matter had been perfectly resolved, and it passed like this, but after a while, when a few little girls ran home excitedly and pulled Fang Yun to let him see themselves, Fang Yun almost lost his temper.

"Dad, look at us, look at us." Niuniu held her stomach with one hand, and shook Fang Yun's big hand with the other.

The seven little girls proudly walked around the living room with their high little bellies, like seven proud little hens that had just laid eggs.

"What are you doing here, hurry up and get me the stuffed stuffed in a pair."

"No, Niu Niu wants to have a baby." Niuniu said proudly, and several little girls nodded their little heads vigorously in agreement with Niuniu's words.

Fang Yun couldn't help but laugh and pulled each little girl over, slapped them on their little buttocks, and pulled out the small pillow in their clothes.

After Fang Yun's torture and interrogation, tickling, Niuniu giggled and entertained the reason for the matter.

It turned out that Niu Niu and a few little girls learned Fang Yun's words again, and a few little girls didn't know how to muttered about giving birth to a baby, and the "well-informed" big girl told everyone that she had seen a big-bellied aunt before, and after the aunt's belly was flattened, there was an extra baby.

A few little girls immediately went home excitedly and stuffed a small pillow into their clothes, excitedly looking forward to waiting for their pillows to be removed, and after the small belly was flattened, there would be multiple babies.

Fang Yun looked at a few whimsical little girls with a smile and a smile, it's really not a family that doesn't enter the door, this kind of childish thing Fang Yun also did when he was a child, and he did it much more outrageously than a few little girls.

To put it mildly, a few little girls finally understood that it is not so simple to have a baby, and they have to wait until they grow up and get married like their parents before they can have a baby.

When Fang Yun was in the first grade of primary school, an aunt in the village gave birth to a baby, but Fang Yun was amazed, and finally after Fang Yun's "careful observation", Fang Yun found that the aunt's big belly had changed, the big belly was equal to the baby, and the big belly appeared without the baby, and Fang Yun came up with a discovery that he thought was very correct.

In order to confirm his discovery, Fang Yun fooled those female classmates in the class and asked them to help him do the truth, so the next day there was a scene in the school that made the teacher so angry that he almost vomited blood, and more than a dozen female classmates in the class all sat down with a high belly and listened to the lecture with excitement on their faces.

Knowing that the head teacher of the original committee almost didn't break his belly with laughter, he angrily and funny twisted Fang Yun to visit Fang Yun's house, after knowing this incident, Fang Chang's face turned blue with anger, and he wanted to beat Fang Yun hard as soon as he picked up the broom, but fortunately, Fang Yun saw that the opportunity was not good, and the soles of his feet were oiled quickly.

Although Fang Changsheng was not as rough as Fang Yun when the head teacher and his grandmother repeatedly interceded, he had put on a stinky face for Fang Yun for several days, which made Fang Yun, who was very naughty and mischievous at that time, very honest for a while.

Looking at the few little girls who were jumping up and running out to play, Fang Yun wiped the cold sweat on his face, and said with a wry smile to Feng Xiu'er who was snickering on the side: "It's difficult to raise children, and it's even more difficult to raise children." (To be continued......)