The entertainment industry is a noisy and forgetful circle, and the theft incident of Tom Cruise two years ago that caused a stir in the whole United States has been completely forgotten, and when he appeared on the Oprah talk show, fans still cheered.

"Wow, I really envy you Cruise, you've always been so handsome!"

"I envy you too, always so relatable."

Oprah laughed with joy and complimented, "Cruise, you're still so good at talking, unlike some people who, when they see me, exclaim, 'Wow, God, Oprah, why are you fat again?' Last time Chris asked me to make a cameo in his movie and gave me a line, 'No, I'm not Oprah?' Winfrey, she's so much fatter than me! ’”

Tom Cruise, that rude guy is Sun Ziming, and only he often makes this kind of joke with this talk show queen, and has the ability to use her show to promote the video.

"Ok, Cruise, you sit down first. Although you are handsome and a superstar, the main character today is not you, but a guy who is rude to me.

Ladies and gentlemen, a big reason why you came to watch today's show or in front of the TV was because I wanted to know if that very rude guy was lying to everyone. Okay, let's watch a short video first, and I'll investigate it later to see if you think you're lying. ”

The lights at the scene dimmed, and Sun Ziming's statement in Japan appeared on the big screen, "...... I believe that if I can bring tens of thousands of people back to the sun from the darkness to live in the sun, it will be more meaningful than I can do more charity! ”

The lights came back on, the scene was quiet, and there was no applause very rarely, Oprah stood up solemnly and said to the audience: "Ok, we all know that all the big guys have two faces, and the big guys who don't lie, at least I haven't seen them." It's like our Mr. President, who denied his cheating in front of everyone, but ended up being the laughing stock of the whole world (the zippergate incident).

Now let's do a survey, if you think China is lying, please raise your hand. ”

There were very few people raising their hands at the scene, and Oprah continued: "Those who think he is not lying, please raise your hand." ”

About a third of the people raised their hands, and Oprah was secretly happy, this is similar to his own investigation, and this episode has been more than half successful.

"Ok, that means about two-thirds of people aren't sure. Today I invited the protagonist here, if you have any questions, you can pass a small note, or you can ask the staff to give you a microphone and ask him questions directly.

Well, now we have today's protagonist, China Ming, let him answer everyone's doubts. ”

Sun Ziming is dressed as usual, with a T-shirt, jeans, and travel shoes, but his long hair has become an inch head, which makes him look more energetic. When he walked into the studio, there was polite applause, far from the previous when he appeared, and the applause was mixed with cheers and whistles.

After saying hello to the audience and hugging Oprah, an old friend, Sun Ziming joked: "Everyone knows that except for the time in Tokyo, I was forced to make that statement in desperation." Except for that occasion, I never made a public statement just to promote my film.

Today is no exception, and I can answer your questions, but you should also watch the promo of my new film carefully. Of course, I think the audience has to go to the cinema to buy tickets, because my appearance fee is very expensive. ”

For the first time, there was laughter at the scene, this kid is indeed very expensive, I heard the trailer say that Oprah did not hesitate to give half of the copyright of this episode to ESPN in order to win the exclusive interview right, and even the photographer on the scene was replaced by their people.

ESPN's staff also duly wrote the ratings into small notes and sent them to Oprah, which really scared her. Oh my God, there are 4,180,000 families tuning in! That means more than 20 million viewers are tuning in, and that's not counting overseas viewers. Oh my God, I've made a lot of money on advertising just today, is Hollywood calling this guy 'God's bastard'!

Oprah watched Sun Ziming sit on the sofa and talk eloquently, as if he saw a pile of dollars.

"The gentleman just asked me if I admit that the predecessor of the Chinese Freemasonry, the 'Xingtian Society', is a violent gangster organization.

Hehe, I guess there are at least tens of millions of people watching, all waiting to see me make a fool of myself or make excuses cunningly.

My answer is: from the standpoint of the law, I have to remain silent. From my personal point of view, I have to give my own explanation to the gentleman just now.

A person has many facets, and an organization also has its multifacetedness, what kind of organization is Xingtianshe, I said it well, and it doesn't matter how the media reports it. Some people, some things, will not be understood until decades later. ”

Someone in the audience immediately shouted: "Ming, you are not honest enough!" ”

Sun Ziming raised his hand, made a surrender, and said helplessly: "Ok, in fact, everyone has their own judgment, but as the acting president of the Chinese Freemasonry, I have to be responsible for hundreds of thousands of members in every word and deed. If you want me to admit anything, I'm afraid I'll have to lie out of fear of the law. ”

After Sun Ziming finished speaking, he pointed to Chen Huimin in the corner and joked: "As for what I mean, you should understand." By the way, my legal counsel is in the corner, and I'm not going to be caught by the FBI. ”

There was a lot of laughter at the scene and in front of the TV, such an answer acquiesced to the previous question, but did not give the truth, this Chinese kid is indeed cunning enough. However, this cunning is not offensive, and it is always more upright than the lying Mr. President last year.

After the laughter stopped, another audience member asked: "Ming, you keep saying that the Chinese Freemasonry is a public welfare organization, but you have a violent organization, how do you explain it?" ”

Sun Ziming scratched his scalp in embarrassment and said with a wry smile: "I don't want to lie, but out of the agreement with Ms. Oprah, I can't help but answer." So, I'll use an analogy.

Switzerland is a permanently neutral country, but it has always maintained an army sufficient to defend itself. If it didn't have that army in World War II, who could guarantee that Hitler wouldn't have invaded?

We Chinese are also a people who have suffered a lot of suffering and discrimination, especially those of Chinese American who are distributed in various countries, and even the United States has introduced a Chinese exclusion bill. If you are interested, you can check the history, there are countless anti-Chinese incidents in Indonesian history alone, and millions of Chinese have been slaughtered.

Actually, I like the American system very much, the government has the army in its hands, and the people have votes and guns in their hands. Even if one day, the government wants to suppress the people, they don't dare to go too far. ”

Everyone was silent, and the media, which received a large amount of advertising money during the May riots last year, had already reported in detail all the history of Chinese exclusion in Southeast Asia. Don't talk about history, let's just say that today, millions of Chinese who have just experienced riots, if they want them to give up their force rashly, maybe no one can do it.

Sun Tzu saw that the audience stopped talking, and he sighed in his heart, Jiang Peng's kid was really a qualified politician. That's a good saying, attacking the shield of the son with the spear of the son, who let you Americans legally own guns?