A few minutes later, a sewing needle arrived.

Yu Le handed the unopened green skin to the bird, and then picked up a green skin from the stall, touched the slight bulge where the ridge was located, and inserted it at the center of the side edge, the meat was soft, and the needle could go in, but soon the hard edge of the walnut was topped, and after the top, Yu Le let go, so that the needle was so fixed, and then picked up another needle and inserted it from the symmetrical position at the other end of the green skin.

In the same way, one was inserted into the top and bottom and one on the left and right, all of which were pushed to the walnut.

In this way, the six needles are just on the six most important sides of the walnut -

Top, bottom, sides, belly.

The impatient young man suddenly slapped his head: "! I understand!!! ”

"Ladies and gentlemen." Yu Le held up the green skin full of needles and said around, "The flesh is soft, the core is hard, and now the needles have been pierced to the six key points." All that remains to be done is to measure the length of a few needles on the outside, then you can calculate the thickness of the flesh on each surface, and then measure the diameter and height of the green skin. In this way, the data is complete, and I can calculate the approximate size of a walnut even if I am illiterate after graduating from junior high school. ”

When the people around heard the words, it was like waking up from a dream! Some have already cursed!

"Holy shit! Pierced! ”

"Aren't all the little ones left?"

"Bet shit!"

The bird master shook his head vigorously: "Go away, go away, and bet on green skin in the stall where the needle has been pierced." ”

Yu Le continued: "Of course, with only six needles, there is no guarantee of accuracy, and there are many errors, but if you have the heart to insert more than ten or twenty needles, it is enough to judge an approximation." Just put the small and thick green skin out to gamble, just mix a few big ones a little, and as for the real big guys, the store opened it itself. I've taken a closer look just now, and about 1/3 of the green skin has been pierced in this stall, but it's only a few stitches, and it's hard to find. ”

"Liar! Scammers return money!! The impulsive young man had already found the stall owner and cursed.

The stall owner innocently said, "Friend...... I can't say that, I kept my head size, and if I gambled like this, everyone wouldn't be at a loss, right? Again...... It's really not that much...... It's really just a few ...... There is no intention of pit everyone. ”

"Huh." Yu Le shook his head and smiled, "Of course, you just make a rough judgment, you really don't plan to play too much, originally I thought you were a businessman, and I didn't plan to break it down, after all, if you put it bluntly, everyone will have no fun playing." ”

Yu Le said, suddenly looking at the master: "But I have changed my mind now." ”

That's right, Yu Le changed his mind again.

"Ordinary green skin, you can prick three stitches at best, it's just a rough probing of the size." Yu Le said, holding up the green skin selected by the master, "But this, as well as the other one selected by the master, took 25 stitches!" The green skin of the audience, only these two have so many needles! It's a coincidence! The two who have been confirmed have been picked by the master! So, I dare to conclude that these two are 48 up, and both are 48 up! ”

The stall owner's face was pale, and the master sat silent.

"Last year, I deceived my grandfather with this method, will I do it again this year?" Yu Le squinted at the master, "You had two chances to get by, one was to stop pestering my grandfather this year, but you abandoned this path; The second is to admit your mistakes and bow your head, and you give up. Master Wang, the current result is your choice, and even the stall owner's business has been put into it. ”

Everyone looked at Master Wang.

The beautiful host was sandwiched in the middle, and this time, she was not easy to round...... The master who has always been regarded as a half-immortal by the program team, is he a charlatan?

"Little brother......" the master chuckled, raised his head and said, "I understand what you said about pinholes, but I tell you the truth, before today, I never knew that there was such a thing as needles, and I believe that everyone present heard of it for the first time." ”

Although he said it with confidence, I'm afraid no one believed it.

"I know what you're going to say." Yu Le laughed three times, "You want to say that you have good eyesight, and you just happened to pick out the biggest one, the stall owner has pierced it before, it has nothing to do with you, right?" ”

"Those who are clear are self-purifying, that's what happened." The master nodded confidently, "I understand, the remaining green skins don't need to be opened today, and my 48 walnuts won't compete with your 47 anymore, so far, I'm sure of your ancestral eyesight." ”

"He is worthy of being a master, and he is full of lies." Yu Le handed the green skin to the hostess, "I did what I should have done today, let's stop here, your program team can take this green skin back, take a good picture under the camera, and count whether it is 25 pinholes, and remind me that the two green skins picked by the master have two scratches at the bottom, either they are marks for the master, or as the master said, it is another coincidence." ”

The hostess took the green skin and looked at Yu Le blankly, not knowing what to do.

"Let's go, let's change booths." The master got up, shook his clothes, kept rubbing his jade wrench, and said to the film crew, "This stall has been pierced with needles, and it seems that it can't be opened." ”

He walked lightly, but the other one was directly angry.

"Fuck!!" When the stall owner heard this, he pushed away the young man who was grabbing him, got up angrily, pointed at the master and scolded, "Fuck you said it was good to hold my business!! I just took the risk of giving you a needle all night, and I chose the big one to help you show off!! Leave me at the end of the day? ”

“？？” The master said extremely innocently, "What do you mean? …… I understand! Do you know? Set up a situation for me today? ”

"I ...... I...... I'll it! The stall owner was almost laughed at, so he angrily ripped off his gloves and smashed them on the ground, "Your grandma's! Lao Tzu never needles in business! Just today, in order to help you pierce a few, I was caught! Opportunistic and planted with eyesight! Lao Tzu admitted!! But the fuck you're just slapping your ass and leaving?? And taunt me?! Bastard! Stinky bastard!! ”

The master ignored him completely, turned his head to the hostess and said: "Xiao Ni, you should understand, I will inevitably have some opponents in the circle, they expected that today, set up a situation to ruin my reputation, ignore them, let's cut this paragraph and go to another stall to reshoot." ”

“…… Yes...... Oh......" The beautiful host nodded dumbly, and looked back at Yu Le.

As the host, she doesn't have the confidence to stand up to the master.

Yu Le saw her embarrassed look, and spread his hands indifferently: "Needless to say, I understand, you still can't be the master, right?" It's okay, everyone understands it, and justice is in the hearts of the people. ”

"This ...... We'll look into it......" The beautiful host was deeply comforted by Yu Le's understanding, and after explaining, the choreographer and several cameramen said, "This paragraph, let's go back and talk about it, and now we should re-shoot it and change the booth." ”

Just as he was about to withdraw, the bird master, who had been unmoved, finally got up.

"No need to investigate, my grandson never cheats!" The bird master sighed lightly and asked the host, "Is the current director of Beijing TV still Wu Dong?" ”

"......" The hostess swallowed and foamed, and replied in surprise, "Director Wu has retired...... Now it's ......"

"I understand, I will tell Lao Wu, you don't have to shoot today, with the lens of this Master Wang, it will be a waste film in the future." The bird raised his arm slightly, his voice was not loud, but he had his own majesty, "The shot just now will not be cut with a knife." This episode of the show is simply called "Piercing the Master's Mask", all neighbors, go home and wait to see it. ”

The old man came out with a series of words, full of confidence, domineering and restrained, which was extremely arrogant and empty, but most people had to believe it.

At this time, the master's face was undoubtedly the most ugly.

Mr. Hu...... You don't want to confuse the public...... If you knew the old director, last year's show wouldn't have been broadcast at all. ”

"Hehe, in playing, I win positively, I can afford to lose, and I will lose face for that little thing, but if I can't afford to lose, and trouble my friends to delete the film, it will be a real shame. But if it's a fraud, it's a different story. "Master Bird didn't want to explain more, pulled Yu Le, turned around and left-

"We'll see, Master Wang."

After all, the bird master has a bloody heart, and at this time, he definitely doesn't plan to do it again.

Yu Le turned around and glared at the master, and then followed in the footsteps of "Grandpa".

"Don't pay attention to his stinky old man...... the master said to the hostess in a rather humble manner amid the angry eyes of the people around him, "Xiao Ling...... Let's ......."

"Ahh The beautiful hostess looked at the figures of her grandfather and grandson, suddenly remembered something, chased forward, and shouted from afar, "Mr. Hu, is there an ink character in your name?" ”

The bird master turned his back to this side, raised his hand slightly, and waved: "Hu Moqing." ”

The hostess was stunned for a moment, and then quickly bowed from afar: "Teacher Hu...... Sorry...... Didn't recognize ......."

The bird master shook his head, turned a corner with Yu Le, and disappeared into the market.

The audience watched the hostess come back in surprise, only to see the hostess sigh helplessly, from the previous courteous complexion instantly returned to the feeling of life, she threw down the microphone, crossed her waist and shook her head: "Teacher Hu...... Hiding too deeply. Let's see if the material is long enough, if it's enough, let's pack up our things and go back,"

When the camera and the lights heard this, they looked at each other, and after a moment of sluggishness, they began to pack their things.

"Wait...... What Mr. Hu, how come I don't know? The master asked anxiously, "I haven't heard of this person in the industry. ”

"Surely you haven't heard of it, it's been a long time since you retired." The hostess sighed, "I know the old director, and my name is Hu Moqing, that's right." Master, you should go back first, and I will contact you after I have reported to the director. ”

Hu Moqing ...... Hu Moqing ...... "The name kept turning in the master's mind, and there was still no clue, so he only muttered, "He...... If he's really that good...... Why didn't you resort last year...... Don't stop that disgraceful show? ”

"That's the temperament."

The hostess put down the headphones and the microphone, and looked at the place where the bird and Yu Le disappeared again.

"The integrity of a real player."