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"Haha"

The category covered his stomach and laughed, pointed at Liu Bei and said, "You are pretending to be stupid, it turns out that Uncle Liu Huang also has a bad stomach, haha"

But Liu Bei and Lu Bu didn't laugh, Taishan smiled when he saw the category, and he laughed a few times, Dou E seemed to be smiling next to him, his expression was very weird, he glanced at Taishan and said, "What are you laughing at?" ”

"Huh? I don't know. Taishan looked at everyone in a daze, and said, "I saw him laughing, so I laughed with him, why don't you laugh?" ”

Liu Bei said leisurely: "Do you think cannibalism is funny? ”

Taishan was silent, and Liu Bei, who looked at Liu Bei with a stern face, gradually couldn't laugh.

"At that time, it was actually normal to eat people, especially the meat of beautiful women, which was very tender."

Lu Bu brought his nose to Dou E's side and sniffed hard, Dou E giggled and dodged away.

Lu Bu sighed and said: "At that time, the world was in chaos, the people were not happy, and many people were actually just fighting to eat a bowl of rice, but what should I do when there is no food?" If the people are poorer than us, then there is no way, kill people, make adult jerky, give them to soldiers, deceive them into beef jerky, in fact, everyone knows what it is, but there is no way, if you don't eat it, it is a dead end. Don't look at me like that, everyone did this at that time, such as Cao Cao, and Liu Da'er, don't believe you ask him. ”

Liu Bei said: "There is nothing to say, that is an era of cannibalism, not only the army, but also the people, especially in the year of famine, there are cannibalism everywhere, if you can catch a person at that time, it is like catching a sheep." At that time, there was also a saying called "Yizi and Food", that is, people were extremely hungry and wanted to eat children, but they were reluctant to eat their own children, so they exchanged food with others. ”

The category hurriedly stopped Liu Bei and said: "Brother Liu, stop it, let's eat here, why do you get more disgusting the more you talk about it, it's been thousands of years, let's not mention it, hurry up and eat."

However, everyone had no appetite and mood to eat, this meal ended hastily, Liu Bei and Lu Bu were a little thoughtful, it seemed that this topic just now evoked their memories of that period of burning passion, Liu Bei sighed and muttered: "I don't know where my second brother and third brother, as well as Zhuge Junshi, are now." ”

After speaking, Liu Bei shook his head and left, looking at Lu Bu with the same expression, he couldn't help but ask him: "I said Brother Lu, people want brothers and friends, do you have anyone else to think about besides Diao Chan?" ”

Lu Bu looked back at the category, frowned and thought for a long time, and shook his head: "It seems that there really isn't, but when it comes to fighting, I really want Gao Shun, that brother has always been loyal to me, and after his death, he also went to the underworld one after another, alas, but he is less guilty than me, he should have been reincarnated a long time ago, and I don't know if he is a human or a dog now." ”

"Poof, Brother Lu, are you thinking about others, or are you cursing others, I said, why don't you want Zhang Liao?"

"You say Zhang Wenyuan? Hey, I didn't wait for him to die, he voted for Cao Cao, I think he did something, but I don't blame him, I haven't reused him, and he can't die for me, in fact, what I've always wanted to know is, after I died, where did Diao Chan go? ”

The category waved his hand again and again: "Don't ask me this question, how many experts don't understand, it's better to ask Cui Ming than to ask me." ”

Lu Bu suddenly stood up and said: "So I said, the person I saw today is Diao Chan, no, I have to go to him tomorrow to see if I can awaken the residual memories in the depths of his soul, if he can remember me, it means that he is really Diao Chan." ”

"I'm dizzy, what's the use of you proving it, with the current figure and appearance of the two of you, even if you are based on it, you will be affected, and others are attacking"

"What do you mean?"

"Uh, it's not interesting, the simple understanding is that it is the male and female, that, I won't talk to you first, I have to call Xia Bing, and the chick is in a hurry when I turn around."

Xia Bing is indeed in a hurry, in fact, since yesterday during the day, Xia Bing has been frantically looking for him.

Now let's go back to yesterday morning, Xia Bing packed up her things in the house, and when she was about to go upstairs to find the category, she asked him to use a group of rats to be scared to go up, and then she heard the movement upstairs getting louder and louder, as if she was fighting, at first she was still patient and waited for the category to drive the rats away, but gradually, there was no sound upstairs, she had the courage to go upstairs to see, the house was in a mess, there was a big hole in the window, and the scope had disappeared without a trace.

But the mobile phone fell to the ground, and Xia Bing vaguely guessed that something was wrong.

Next, Xia Bing searched all over the community, and even found the West Mountain, maybe she was walking in the wrong direction, but she never came to the woods on the top of the mountain, otherwise, she would have to encounter a ghost hitting the wall like Hua Xiaoxin, and the consequences would be unimaginable.

Later, Xia Bing went down the mountain and drove to the category's house, and when he saw that there was no one at home, he had to return to the villa, thinking that no matter where the category went, if he was fine, he would definitely come back to find him. But she didn't dare to enter the house, so she stayed in the car and stayed outside the villa door all night.

Early the next morning, poor Xia Bing woke up from her daze, and ran to the category's house again, and saw that he was still not there, but the door was open, she walked in curiously, thinking that since the scope was open, it must be nearby, but she sat down and waited for a while, looking at the empty room somehow a little scared, so she had to put down the phone and go home first.

Then waited until noon, there was no range of calls, and she called countless times and always prompted to turn off, so she ran to the scope home again, but now the scope of the mobile phone is gone, but there is still no one at home, and finally she has to leave disappointed.

At this time, Xia Bing, who was in a daze at home, unexpectedly received a call from the category.

The tone of the category was very relaxed, as if he had just come back from going out shopping, and he was angry with Xia Bing, and he asked him several times, and then he had to make up a nonsense, saying that he had met a difficult evil ghost upstairs, chased all the way, and fought on the top of the mountain for a day and a night, so he didn't have time to tell her.

In fact, some of the ingredients in this statement are true, Xia Bing was stunned when she heard it, and she shouted vigorously to see the category, but where did the category have time to accompany her, so that she could be regarded as coaxing her, and finally promised her that she would go to her tomorrow, so Xia Bing gave up.

As he spoke, it was almost dark, and he looked at the time from time to time, thinking in his heart, how to tell him if he would find Cui Ming in a while, it was really hard to talk about the resurrection of the dead.

But that night, no matter how the category called Cui Ming, even the temptation and coercion, squatting on the ground and wearing out his mouth, Cui Ming just didn't come.

The category wondered, where did this guy go? Cui Ming, come quickly.