Liu Xiaoliu stood in the center of the stage, wearing jeans on her lower body and a down vest on her upper body, without the slightest consciousness of going to the Spring Festival Gala, thanks to the fact that she didn't wear my mother's red cotton jacket......

But even so, no one can resist her beauty at this time, when the music sounded, when Liu Xiaoliu sang the first lyrics, people were still in a state of fascination, no one noticed what she sang, and then when she sang the fourth sentence, Liu Xiaoliu was obviously stunned for a moment, and passed it with a humming sound.

I covered my face and said, "What a hum! ”

Lu Dongbin said: "Hmph, that's right, I think Liang Peiyun's 'otaku god and goddess' will be lost." ”

Yang Jian said: "How do you say this? ”

Lu Dongbin said: "Otaku gods and goddesses, just what are you doing to be beautiful, those who can sing and dance have no affinity, who has ever seen IT elites being called otaku gods and goddesses?" ”

The doll said: "It's hard for her to wear the clothes of the square dancing aunt out of the style of the little girl next door." ”

I sighed with emotion: "In a word, the sixth princess is good-looking!" ”

Liu Xiaoliu finished singing a paragraph, forgetting the words and out of tune, the second paragraph became more and more difficult, the audience spontaneously applauded desperately, the atmosphere was unprecedentedly warm, their purpose was very clear, to use applause to help Liu Xiaoliu play wrong, this is the first time I have seen the audience help the actors play sloppy, it is not for nothing that celebrities sang out of tune in the past, the audience should applaud, the current audience is no better than the previous star chasers, the era of celebrities farting is fragrant is gone, if you are not dedicated, we are allowed to coax, but for Liu Xiaoliu, No one expects her to sing the sounds of heaven, as long as she stands on the stage for a minute, she can nourish her eyes for a minute, and that's enough.

I have realized that Liang Peiyun will be completely replaced by Liu Xiaoliu, Liang Peiyun is just beautiful as a star, singing and dancing is third-rate, and her acting skills are not, it worked before just by looking at her face, but the result of copycat Chang'e meeting the genuine sixth princess is self-evident, Ren Xiaoliu is the first beauty in the heavenly realm without controversy.

When a song was sung, many viewers couldn't help but stand up, as if they were afraid that they would never see Liu Xiaoliu again.

Liu Xiaoliu bowed and said, "The singing is not good, so everyone's ears suffer." "It's a big truth, but the audience's eyes are happy.

Seeing that Liu Xiaoliu was about to leave, someone in the audience shouted: "One more!" Immediately got the support of almost everyone.

Liu Xiaoliu said embarrassedly: "I won't do anything else." ”

Someone in the audience shouted: "You can sing and lose your handkerchief!" ”

Liu Xiaoliu said: "I won't lose my handkerchief." ”

Someone else shouted, "Just stand there and let us see!" ”

At this time, Wang Zheng stumbled into the backstage and said: "It's on fire, it's on fire, this girl is on fire!" He shook a piece of paper in his hand and said, "This is the number of Internet numbers just a few minutes ago, and almost everyone is discussing Liu Xiaoliu!" Some big post bars, forums, and websites are occupied by this name. ”

I waved at the Silver Horn King and said, "Hurry up and get the girl back, it's too noisy." ”

The Silver Horn King waved his hands and rushed out and said: "Happy times are always short-lived, and the song "Moon House" evokes the memories of countless people, let us enjoy the next show, the sketch "Buying a House". ”

The audience wanted to make trouble again, but as soon as they heard that "Buying a House" was going to be on, they didn't move for the time being, this is the finale sketch of our party, which was revised by me, starring Ningbo Wang Yu, and invested by Su Moyu.

Originally, this show was broadcast in the prime section of the whole party, but Liang Peiyun's matter was delayed until now, Liu Xiaoliu's trouble, and other programs couldn't hold back, so I simply got a killer feature.

Ningbo and Wang Yu were sent out at this juncture and the boss was not happy, and they also saw the power of Liu Xiaoliu, at this time, it was indeed a bit suspicious of going up to fill the toilet show of time, I said all my good things, and the two of them muttered on stage.

The most eye-catching prop in this is still the sign of "Heyuan Huashu", the actress who replaced Liu Annie was wearing work clothes and selling houses to others, Wang Yu came on the stage, and the actress asked: "Old man, do you buy a house?" ”

Wang Yu asked with straight eyes: "How many floors is the highest floor of your house?" ”

Without waiting for the actress to speak, the audience below replied together: "35 floors!" ”

The actress was stunned for a moment, and said weakly: "35 floors." ”

The audience got a psychological victory and was immediately overjoyed.

This show was leaked on the Internet more than a month ago, and the major video websites are full of random searches, to say that the audience base is very solid, and the lines of the characters in the show are also recited by the audience, Annie Liu has come to me for this matter, I hope I will modify it on the original basis, I deliberately dragged it out and didn't do it, and I couldn't change it, it's better to let everyone play with the actors now, you have to figure out the audience's psychology, and finally have a sketch that you can recite the words yourself, if you change the words, it will offend the audience, Why do singers have to hold concerts, and old songs must account for more than half? You have to let the fans have a repertoire to hum along, it's all new songs, and no one can catch up with it, so what's the point?

My expected effect was achieved - before the actors on the stage said a line, the audience was a teleprompter with one voice, and the actors seemed to be following the audience's prompts to perform, and the audience was joicing with the actors while grabbing the lines, and even excessive lines could cause a burst of laughter, and in a way, this skit brought much more joy than before.

In the end, the doctor with the words "Sixth Psychiatric Hospital" took Ningbo and Wang Yu away, and this grand carnival came to an end.

I asked Wang Zheng, "How was the response?" ”

Wang Zheng said: "The ratings are on par with the prime-time programs of David TV, and our evening party is basically an extended version of "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" and "The Voice of China"! "That said, we've been very successful!" ”

I asked the doll, "What about you?" ”

The doll hesitated and said, "I'm ...... The effect is mediocre. ”

"How so?" Having ratings means that someone is watching, the audience is laughing and laughing, and the reception signal of our love currency should be very strong.

The doll said: "Xiaoqiang, I just found a problem that is very strict with us, and now I think it's time to sue you." ”

"What's wrong?" I asked worriedly.

The doll said word by word: "Nezha and Pippi are gone!" ”

"Huh?" I, Li Jing, Yang Jian, and Lu Dongbin were taken aback at the same time.

I hurriedly asked, "When?" ”

The doll said: "Not long after you went to find Liang Peiyun, I found out that I couldn't receive off-site love coins, at first I thought that Nezha had something to do and left temporarily, but now I can be sure that he and Pippi are missing." ”

Yang Jian said: "It's Su Daji's ghost!" ”

Lu Dongbin said: "Can you take Nezha away quietly, is there such a powerful person on the demon side?" ”

Yang Jian shook his head slightly: "Unlikely!" ”

Li Jing said in a strange voice: "Then where can he go?" It's not that he doesn't know how important tonight is to us! "We understand that he is mainly worried about his son, and the Marshal of Heavenly Court is trembling a little at this moment.

I immediately asked the staff in various positions through the director channel if they had seen a teenager holding a dog, and the reply was that they didn't see it, and Nezha and Pippi disappeared inexplicably!

This is like a slap that knocked all of us unconscious, and the success of the party is meaningless to us, Li Jing lost his soul and said: "What now? ”

Yang Jian said solemnly: "It seems that we have to prepare for war." ”

Lu Dongbin said: "In short, this matter must be related to the demon clan, Liang Peiyun's failure to make an appointment is just a trick under their ambush, and the final lore is on Nezha, which means that Nezha's disappearance was premeditated by them." ”

Yang Jian said: "This is terrible, if Kyushu Ding can play the role of a doll, then they now have Pipi, which means that the initiative is all in their hands." ”

Li Jing said unhappily: "What does Erlang God mean by this?" Are you saying that Nezha and the demons are secretly in cahoots? ”

Yang Jian said: "Li Tianwang thinks too much, I just state the facts." ”

Lu Dongbin said: "It's not the best strategy for us to fight, let's not talk about whether we can find each other, even if we fight hard, we don't have an advantage, Nezha's disappearance is one less general for us, people were not afraid of us before, and now they are even more afraid." ”

Li Jing said: "Are we just sitting idly by? ”

I said weakly: "Anyway, let's finish the party first." ”

Wang Zheng ran in again and said, "Director Zhen, the audience on the Internet and on the scene has a strong voice, asking for Miss Liu to come to another show." ”

I said helplessly: "How can there be a person who goes down and comes up again, is there such a precedent for the previous party?" ”

Wang Zheng waved his hand and said: "What do you care about those precedents, the audience has the biggest demand." ”

Li Jing said indignantly: "No, we won't be able to receive love coins anyway." ”

I asked Liu Xiaoliu: "Do you still want to go on stage?" ”

Liu Xiaoliu said indifferently: "Whatever." ”

I sighed and said, "Why don't you go and make a guest appearance, so that the audience can always see you, and the party won't end soon." "People just want to see a beautiful woman, Li Jing is too careful, how innocent is the audience.

In this way, Liu Xiaoliu temporarily acted as the host again, which can be said to have taken the role of the vase to the extreme.

On this day of family gathering, our show was a huge success, but I, who was supposed to be the happiest director, seemed a little out of place......