Da Da scolded Li Er and the leather donkey: "You two eight lambs, why didn't you do it just now?" ”

The donkey said: "Huge Wang Ba, your kid has a criminal record in the past, and the police arrested you, and we thought you had committed something in front of you." Look at us people, we are all good citizens, who dares to fight with the police? Isn't that hitting the muzzle of the gun yourself and looking for your own death? ”

It's really unintentional for the speaker, but it sounds intentional. A few words of conversation between Da Da and the donkey were overheard by a policeman standing behind them, and the policeman came over and asked, "What, you two still have criminal records in the past?" Is it an online fugitive? ”

The donkey said: "No, burning incense introduces ghosts, this place on Green Island, how to say a word, it's not okay to make a joke." ”

Huge said to the donkey: "What are you afraid of, you didn't see that he was an assistant policeman, not a real eight roads!" Only then did the donkey see that the policeman who asked him just now turned out to have the word assistant policeman written on the sign on his shoulder.

Li Er shouted: "It turns out that they are all assistant police, and you have no law enforcement power!" The fake eight roads of the fox and the fake tiger, you hurry up and release the people, don't be afraid, we are serious tourists, where are the drug trafficking suspects? ”

Li Er and a few of them were making noise, a police car came, and a few people got down, and they were walking this way, when the leather donkey shouted: "It's broken, the old eighth road is coming." This time it's not a joke, huge, you give us the bottom, the white powder in your pocket, is it really big smoke? You speak. If you really sell drugs, we won't be light! It's huge, it doesn't matter if you want to die, you can't pull us to pad your back. ”

Li Er said hugely: "If you really sell drugs, we will soften, if you don't sell drugs, we will help them top!" However, the premise for us to help you is that you tell the truth. Otherwise, we really can't help you, so let's be honest. The cops are coming to you! ”

As soon as his heart was anxious, his mouth stopped obeying and became stammering: "I?? It's true??? Really ?????"

Before he could finish speaking, the donkey sat down on the ground and cried out alone, "It's over!" It's a thief ship! I think this time it's a catastrophe, and I can't escape. Lame wife, my poor Wufeng, if I enter the game, you can't change your mind. He turned around and asked Li Er: "How many years can you be sentenced to help drug trafficking?" ”

Li Er grabbed the white and said: "At least 10,000 years." Donkey, you just want to go to prison so much? ”

"Huge?? He??? He ????" The "he" on the donkey's mouth hasn't come out yet. A fat man in the police, who seemed to be a leader, took the bag of white powder in his huge pocket from the assistant policeman, put it under his nose and smelled it, and handed it to a female policeman who looked like a laboratory technician beside him, and asked several assistant police officers present about the situation, and then waved his hand and asked the assistant police to invite the huge Li Er and them into the police car and go to the police station to question them one by one.

When asked about the donkey. The donkey took the initiative to say: "You don't have to hit me, I'll do it all." ”

The policewoman in charge of recording smiled: "Have you watched too many TV series?" How do you know that a police hit someone?

"I saw the police beating people on TV, and those who were beaten were pulled out and shot if they didn't answer," said Donkey. There's also the Internationale in it. ”

"That is the picture of Sister Jiang and Li Yuhe's heroic righteousness. Let's talk about it, how did you sell drugs, and who are the accomplices? The other policeman coughed majestically and pulled the conversation back to the point.

"We were wronged. They are all here for tourism, and there is no drug trafficking. The donkey began to cry out for grievances.

"Your accomplice, I have already explained it clearly. That bag of white powder is the proof. The party's policy has always been to be frank and lenient, to resist strictly, and not to give an honest account, and there is no way out for dead resistance, and the only way out is to honestly explain problems and strive for leniency. The police further enlightened the donkey.

The leather donkey muttered: "It's over, this time I can't wash it even if I jump into the Yellow River, it's huge, it's huge, you can make your Grandpa Pi not light!" ”

"Go on and explain the actual problems."

"I really didn't know that he was selling drugs, he did it all alone." The donkey said nonsense: "Da Da has been taking drugs since he was a child, and before graduating from elementary school, he began to pour out a lot of smoke, and he also stole guns and sold guns." ”

"Guns?" The policeman's eyes lit up and he asked, "How did he steal the gun, say!" How do you know. ”

The donkey saw that the policeman was interested in the gun, so he followed the policeman's question: "He said he had a gun!" That time he was drunk, said he had a gun, and hid it in the bar of his seafood restaurant, if you don't believe it, you will know if you search it, but his wife is a habitual offender, a female thief, good at hiding things, several sports, all told her to escape, this time, must not let her slip this time. ”

The policeman asked, "What kind of gun did you steal?" ”

"Pistols from the police station, twenty shots." Pi Donkey himself has never seen a real gun, and he doesn't know how many bullets the pistol at the police station is, he vaguely remembers, it seems that where it is, and he can't remember who seems to have said twenty shots or something, so he estimated that the pistol at the police station also fired twenty bullets, so he said it casually.

As soon as the police heard the donkey say that the big man stole the gun, his spirit was lifted, thinking that he had caught a big fish, and when the leather donkey claimed that the gun stolen by the big man was twenty shots, he immediately deflated, and understood that he had met two hundred and five today, which was a raw melon, so he said impatiently: "Let's talk about drug trafficking, guns, you don't understand." Have you ever seen a real gun? ”

The leather donkey smashed his mouth and said: "Yes, the people from the police station went to the huge house to shoot his wife, and the real gun was taken, or the huge wife will pee her pants when she sees the gun now." ”

"Didn't you just say that the police station shot that huge wife? Why is she still alive now? Are you talking nonsense and making up stories to fool us police? ”

The policewoman asked the donkey, "What kind of guns do you use at the police station there?" How long? ”

The donkey looked at the female policeman's face, and probably said that the policeman didn't believe it, and replied: "We have a developed economy there, and the guns made by the police are relatively advanced, and they are probably so long." The donkey gestured, and it looked like it was half a meter more.

The policeman laughed instead of being angry, and joked: "What you said is the past, a hundred years ago, the old routine of Europeans beating rabbits, the scientific name is Old Mauser." ”

"What's that huge, has it ever killed someone?"

"Killed, the lives of those who died in his hands are not one or two! Only his wife knows who he killed, you don't know, his wife is the master of the house in his family, Liu Xueyin said that whoever he kills, he will kill whoever he wants, and he never dares to go against his wife's will. ”

"I heard that he hid an atomic bomb in his house a few years ago, I don't know if it's true or not?"

"The issue of the atomic bomb was discussed with Li Er, and I really don't know the details." The donkey shook his head vigorously when he said this. A posture of not admitting it.

What do the police do? The social elite, just eat the bowl of rice to solve the case, the leather donkey is talking nonsense, can people not see it? After asking again, the police understood that it was the tomboy who made them spoiled, and that the so-called drug package was a small bag of laundry, which did not contain drugs at all!

The police said a few kind words and released Li Erhuge and them.

The donkey hurriedly called Liu Xueyin and scared her: "Your huge family has called the Ludao Police Station to arrest you, and everyone has been arrested for drug trafficking, you hurry up and get a thousand yuan to compensate us victims!" ”

Liu Xueyin answered the phone call from the donkey, and some of the second monks were confused. I muttered to myself in my heart: I went with you, why are you okay, just our huge family has gone to sell drugs? She couldn't rest assured, so she called Li Er and asked, "Is it true that the huge drug trafficking is true?" The blind donkey just said that our family has a huge drug trafficker, so don't change your way to harm the two of us. ”

Li Er said: "The blind donkey not only said that your family is huge and trafficking drugs, but also said that you have an atomic bomb hidden in your house, don't listen to the nonsense of the blind donkey and chew the donkey's tongue, we will go back with the huge brothers." ”

Xiao Taohong took Li Er's mobile phone and said, "Sister-in-law, the person who is known as the second bottle is indeed my hard-working second brother!" The people from the police station investigated, and we set off to go back. Some words, when we get home, let's talk about them in detail. ”

The second bottle is back, it is indeed Pang Er, but when he comes back, food, clothing and housing have become a problem, who can take care of him? An old bachelor, how can he live? (To be continued......)