This boy didn't dare to talk, but now is the onlooker period, and there are a lot of soy sauce next to him. Some people are not convinced: "If you have something to say, say it well, what are you doing with someone's mother?" ”

I'll just talk about his mother, what do you say, Li Tingting said strongly: "Everyone has a mother." Without Mom, there would be no you. ”

Wow, what is this, and what this boy says can't be done at all. The boy next to him was even more unconvinced: "Without your father, your mother can't give birth." Unless your mother is the Virgin Mary. Or it's a seahorse, hermaphroditic, playing with itself, being a female for a while and a male for a while. Or maybe your mom is a single-celled organism that divides to reproduce the next generation. One becomes two, two becomes four, four becomes eight—"

Li Tingting was crazy and was about to scold, when suddenly there was a sensation in the crowd, and someone shouted: "Zhang Qiusheng has gone up!" ”

Zhang Qiusheng went up. This has to be settled, otherwise it will be endless, and I won't have time to play with those girls.

Hey, how did you know that there was a guy named Zhang Qiusheng in this school? Zhang Qiusheng got straight to the point as soon as he came. Kong Chunfeng said without any scheming: "It was a few girls who sued me." said that you are the champion, and you will be promoted and rich in the future, and tell me to catch you quickly. ”

Oh, what's the name of these girls? I have to thank them. Zhang Qiusheng said: "There are very few people who learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds like this. ”

One is called Pang, Pang, Pang Xiaoyue; One is named Mei Li, and the other is named Li Tingting. Kong Chunfeng is very simple, she will answer whatever Zhang Qiusheng asks.

Oh——。 Zhang Qiusheng's "oh" word twists and turns, without speaking, people can understand that he has understood the mystery and has long known what is going on.

Sure enough, Zhang Qiusheng induced: "Do you know why these girls want to make you love Zhang Qiusheng?" They also had the idea for you to run so high and shout, right? ”

Kong Chunfeng nodded and admitted that it was the three girls who asked her to come up here and shout. As for why this is happening, Kong Chunfeng doesn't understand.

The conversation between Zhang Qiusheng and Kong Chunfeng was clearly heard by the lively classmates below. Someone was scolding: "Damn, these three eight women, bullying a simple girl, what the hell." ”

Many people echoed and scolded the three girls. If it weren't for Zhang Qiusheng's following words that attracted more people's attention, he would definitely be scolded even more.

Zhang Qiusheng asked again: "May I ask your name?" Oh, it's called Kong Chunfeng. Good name, good sound, easy to remember. That, Kong Chunfeng, do you know that there are three best boys in Shuangjiang Institute of Technology? ”

Kong Chunfeng shook his head and said he didn't know. I don't know even more about the soy sauce at the bottom. Shuangjiang Institute of Technology didn't even evaluate the school flowers, let alone the three best boys.

The three best boys, they are called Liu Pingjing, Qi Zhiping and Tong Guozhang. The appearance of the three boys is generalized. But compared to me, it was beautiful and beautiful, gentle and lovely. If they are generalized, why do they say that they are the best? Rich!

Their family is not a billionaire, at least tens of millions of billionaires. Their family's money is packed in ** bags and pulled by large trucks. Also, they have good character, enthusiastic and generous, careful and considerate.

Zhang Qiusheng asked: "Kong Chunfeng, you say, do you like such good boys and girls?" Right, girls in general like it. However, you can't just like it. This thing has to be eye-to-eye. You can't shave your head and pick your head to be hot. You say yes, right? ”

Kong Chunfeng nodded. The simple girl thinks that Zhang Qiusheng is right. Of course girls like such good boys. also admits that it is not good for girls to like it, and boys have to like her too, so that there is hope for this.

Zhang Qiusheng is kind and seductive: "These girls are worried, afraid that other girls will compete with them for good boys." They know they can't rob you. Because you're prettier than them. For women, the most important thing is looks. Two girls stand in front of the boys, one beautiful and the other ugly, who do you say the boys will want? ”

Pang Xiaoyue, Li Tingting and Mei Li were furious. Bastard Zhang Qiusheng, he said that I don't look as good as Kong Chunfeng! Not to mention appearance, only temperament, I also dump Kong Chunfeng a few streets. Pang Xiaoyue said: "Let's go, this strategy has failed." Let's think again. I don't believe you can't beat this bastard! ”

However, the three girls did not make it, and Zhang Qiusheng's following words attracted their attention.

Kong Chunfeng, the first one who can't compare to you is Pang Xiaoyue. You know why? She has asthma and emphysema. How can you get so sick at such a young age? Have you noticed, Pang Xiaoyue has no neck.

All people have their throats connected to their trachea, and their trachea is connected to their lungs. But Pang Xiaoyue has no neck, and there is no place to put the trachea. Therefore, the trachea is omitted, and the throat is directly connected to the lungs. If a person doesn't have a trachea, shouldn't he have asthma? Do the lungs have emphysema?

Pang Xiaoyue was mad. She wanted to leave immediately. and if you do not hear, lest you be angry. But after thinking about it, she didn't leave, she wanted to hear what Zhang Qiusheng said about Li Tingting and Mei Li.

Zhang Qiusheng really began to say Li Tingting next: "Classmate Kong Chunfeng, if you stand on the side of the Eight Desolation Pagoda and look at the University of Science and Technology, I am afraid that you will not be able to see anything else, but you will definitely be able to see a face waving in the wind." People who know said that this is Li Tingting's face. Those who don't know think it's a youkai. ”

Li Tingting ran towards the building of the reference room, shouting loudly: "Zhang Qiusheng, next door to the mud horse in the trough, the old lady is fighting with you!" ”

There were too many onlookers, and people intentionally or unintentionally blocked Li Tingting's way. Li Tingting couldn't rush over, and shouted and scolded: "Zhang Qiusheng, you bastard, you are next door to the mud horse, you have the ability to come down, the old lady tears your mouth!" ”

Li Tingting has always been very good at quarreling, and she has a whole set of quarrel strategies that she has realized. usually pretends to be a student leader and is a girl's eldest sister, but she also has a bit of temperament. Today I was confused, showing my true colors as a shrew. However, Li Tingting slowly calmed down. It's not that she will control the situation, but Zhang Qiusheng's topic turned to Mei Li.

Classmate Kong Chunfeng, have you paid attention to Mei Li? She should actually be called briquettes. That means, she's too dark. Actually, it doesn't matter if it's black. I'm also black, and it's also a briquette.

However, my briquettes are more authentic, and they can be lit by rubbing a match. Mei Li's briquettes are inferior coal produced in small coal kilns, and they are mixed with more yellow mud and gray in the black. Don't talk about matches, you just cut down a big tree to light a fire, and you can't burn her.

There was a lot of laughter downstairs, and someone shouted: "What about the briquettes, come out and take a few steps, and show us if it is gray in the dark, and if it can't burn a big tree?" ”

Thousands of people didn't eat at noon, and gathered here to listen to Zhang Qiusheng's nonsense. Pang Xiaoyue and the other three girls wanted to leave, but they couldn't. There were too many people, and the three of them were surrounded in the middle. Everyone stopped them intentionally or unintentionally, which is the result of offending too many people in ordinary times.

Zhang Qiusheng continued to chat with Kong Chunfeng. Classmate Kong Chunfeng, isn't it difficult for such three ugly ghosts to be a good man?

Actually, they can't be blamed. It's to blame that there are too few good boys in our school. If there are hundreds or thousands, each of them can be divided into seven or eight dozen or so, and they won't be jealous of you. What are you jealous of? Didn't you just say that you are prettier than them?

Actually, they're ugly. However, it does not mean that they have no advantages. Either way, they're smart, and we have to admit that, that's a big plus. Neither of us can beat them when it comes to being smart.

They have other advantages. For example, he can dress up, he will please men, and he will be ruthless and quick to cut through the mess. These are even better than them.

It doesn't matter, does it? We can't compare, we can dodge. We were far away from them, and when we saw them, we walked around. Then, we focus on attacking. You go to soak Liu Pingjing, and I'll go to soak Cuihua.

Why did the three good men soak Liu Pingjing alone? You don't understand this. Although they are both good men, Qi Zhiping and Tong Guozhang's family are just rich. And Liu Pingjing's family is not only rich, but his father is also an official. It's at the county level, is this worth it? Are you afraid of the county magistrate, if you are afraid, I am also afraid. Liu Pingjing's father is the county magistrate.

Who is Cuihua? Liu Pingjing's mother! His mother's name is Cuihua, and you can't talk about this everywhere. Liu Pingjing, he is unmarried. As for you, you are not married. Bubble Liu Pingjing is above board, you will go to bubble with great fanfare.

As for me, I will quietly enter the village, and I don't want to shoot. Because, Cuihua is a married woman, and her husband is Liu Pingjing's father. This saying is called stealing people's mother-in-law, which is a bit embarrassing. If I soak in emerald flowers, I have to be sneaky.

Everyone downstairs was rolling in laughter. Liu Pingjing, Qi Zhiping, and Tong Guozhang were all watching here. How did they know that the flames of war would burn on them? Now it's too late to leave if they want to, and the onlookers are also blocking them, intentionally or unintentionally.

Classmate Kong Chunfeng, it's no problem to soak Liu Pingjing with your looks, unless his conscience is eaten by a dog. Normally, he will happily marry you.

As for me, it's a bit difficult to soak the emerald flowers. After all, it's a stealing mother-in-law, and it's not very glorious. But as long as you are willing to work hard, the iron rod can still be sharpened into a needle. Then, the two of us went home with a sack of money. As for you, when you go back to your parents' house, you are very beautiful. As for me, I will get rid of poverty and become rich, and I will live a happy life from now on.

Liu Pingjing jumped downstairs and scolded: "Zhang Qiusheng, next door to the mud horse in the trough, you are a bastard-"

Zhang Qiusheng said to Kong Chunfeng: "Liu Pingjing is there, go and soak quickly!" He only scolds me, but not you, which fully shows that he still has feelings for you. Go, go! ”

Without waiting for Kong Chunfeng to leave, Zhang Qiusheng turned his head and left, and said, "You go and soak Liu Pingjing." I also have to hurry up and soak the emerald flowers, so as not to be preempted by others. ”

Liu Pingjing was still jumping to scold, but a classmate next to him asked: "Hey, Liu Pingjing, is your mother's nickname really Cuihua?" ”

Your mother's nickname is Cuihua, and your whole family is called Cuihua. Liu Pingjing, who had nowhere to come out of his stomach, vented all his anger on this person.

The man immediately retorted: "Your mother's name is Cuihua, this is what Zhang Qiusheng said." If you have the ability, you can go to Zhang Qiusheng, why are you angry with me? ”

Someone next to him coaxed, Liu Pingjing, Zhang Qiusheng is going to soak in Cuihua, just soak your mother. Hurry up and stop it! If you don't stop it, it means that you agree with him to bubble, and then you will have one more stepfather and son.