Chapter 011: It's too open
Chapter 011 is too open
"Okay, as long as you kid does this for the third uncle, the third uncle can't treat you badly." The bald man was very satisfied with Huang Mao's performance, and patted Huang Mao's head proudly.
"Hehe, thank you, Uncle San, just go back and give a few kind words to the little uncle in front of our boss Brother Heipi......" Huang Mao shook his little head like a pug who had been rewarded by his master.
The bald man is the bald man with a big gold chain who was tyrannized by Liu Meng on the plane that day, and Huang Mao went to the outpatient room on the second floor after registering in the hospital hall together, and when he entered the room, he saw a beautiful doctor with big breasts and round hips and a white coat who was scribbling on paper with a pen, pouting and chanting words, and the bald man's eyes were motionless-squinting staring at the towering shuangfeng on Zhao Shuang's chest. Tell your brother and he will help you get angry. ”
"Ah...... Whoever let you in, get out! Zhao Shuang looked up at the bald man with a pig brother looking at him, and a wave of nausea suddenly surged in his heart, and he was already holding back his stomach angrily, and slammed his desk and pointed at the door and shouted.
"How...... How can you talk to our third uncle! I warn you......" Huang Mao saw that the opportunity for his performance had come again, and immediately stepped forward, but before he finished speaking, he was stopped by a vicious glaring from the bald man: "Shut up! Is it your boy's share in interjecting here? You know a yarn, beating is kissing and scolding is love, little sister is close to my brother and me! ”
"Yes, yes......" Huang Mao nodded busily, and said in his heart Li Laohei, you old thing is really fucking thick, and you have been scolded on your face, and you are still shy with an old face, no wonder you are known as the king of Bincheng pretend, and it is really worthy of its name.
Zhao Shuang also adjusted his mood at this time, and looked coldly at the bald men Li Laohei and Huang Mao, and asked coldly, "What are you doing here?" ”
"Look at the sister you said, of course my brother came here to see you." Li Laohei said and shamelessly lit up his right middle finger: "And this middle finger, damn it, it hurts Lao Tzu to death......"
"See a doctor, watch your words!" Zhao Shuang glared at the flamboyant Li Laohei in disgust and sat down again.
"Don't be angry, sister, what should I do if I get angry, my brother doesn't know my sister's name now!" Li Laohei leaned forward as he spoke, looking at Zhao Shuang's work card on the left chest of his white coat, but he didn't know the word "Zhao", and muttered: "What...... Cool, come and see Huang Mao, what do you pronounce this word? ”
"It's not that you don't know the third uncle, I haven't even graduated from elementary school, how can you know me if you don't know me!" Huang Mao's silent whiskers slapped the horse, and secretly despised in his heart, he didn't even know the "Zhao" of "Zhao Qian Sun Li", and he still wanted to pick up a girl, what a stupid mallet!
"Well, that's right." Li Lao nodded in black pretend, in fact, he hadn't even gone to kindergarten preschool, and the word "cool" was still soaked in years of experience, and he looked at Zhao Shuang with a wicked smile and said, "Hehe, don't care about what is cool, as long as my sister is cool." ”
"If you talk nonsense again, I'll call the security guard!" Zhao Shuang had never seen such a stinky and shameless old man, not to mention how disgusting it was in his heart, and angrily glared at Li Laohei, who was squirting feces, and warned.
"Hehe, okay, sister Xiao Shuang, don't be angry, brother won't say it......" Li Laohei saw that the little beauty in front of him was really angry, and he didn't dare to go too far, he had to trouble Zhao Shuang to show his hand, and stretched his right hand forward with a painful face: "You show me my sister, it hurts me to death!" ”
"I repeat, call me a doctor, or get me out immediately!" Zhao Shuang turned his face to the side in disgust, not wanting to pay attention to him at all.
"Third uncle, let's listen to the doctor, it's important to look at your hands." Huang Mao was worried that Li Lao's black pretending to be bigger than pretending to be bigger would affect him, so he hurriedly reminded in a whisper.
Li Laohei tilted his head and pondered for two or three seconds, feeling that what Huang Mao said made sense, so he changed his words and said: "Okay, please show me a doctor, it hurts......" Although the title was changed, there was still a lewd yin-smile on his face.
Although Zhao Shuang was disgusted, he still checked it out of professional ethics, and then wrote on the medical record without raising his head and said: "It should be a fracture, go take a film!" ”
"Filming? What to make? Do you want to shoot hair? Li Laohei asked instinctively when he heard it, I don't know if it was intentional or deliberate, a pair of thief's slippery little eyes kept aiming at Zhao Shuang's delicate body.
"Do you want to see it? If you don't want to see it, get out! Zhao Shuang was really angry, she was not a little girl who didn't understand anything, of course she understood what the "hairy film" in Li Laohei's mouth was, she usually watched it when she needed it, but she was teased by a stinky old man in front of her Zhao Shuang would never swallow her anger like an ordinary thin-skinned girl.
Huang Mao almost didn't laugh after listening to Li Laohei's words, and said in his heart that this old thing is really old-hearted, just a fucking old wolf! But on the bright side, he hurriedly stepped forward and pulled Li Laohei to persuade: "Third uncle, it's important to see a doctor, let's listen to the doctor to take a film, if it's delayed, it's not good to leave any sequelae......"
"Yes, yes, shoot, shoot!" Li Laohei is really afraid that his right middle finger will be wasted, if it is really wasted, then how will he fuck masturbate in the future, what is there to run in his life without a plane! So honestly went out of the outpatient room with Huang Mao.
"Stinky rascals! Men don't have a good thing! Zhao Shuang angrily threw the pen on the desk, but compared with this old pervert-wolf, the strong man who beat Bi Yuntao and called Liu Meng was much more serious, and the prejudice against Liu Meng in his heart gradually decreased.
It didn't take a few minutes for Li Laohei to come up with a B-ultrasound list out of nowhere, a bad smile crossed his face, and he suddenly had a plan in his heart, asking Huang Mao to wait there to pick up the film he had taken, and then returned to the outpatient clinic with the B-ultrasound list, Zhao Shuang couldn't help but wonder when he saw Li Laohei coming back: "It's been filmed so soon?" ”
"Hehe, not yet, I don't know what this word means, can you explain it to me?" Li Laohei said and handed the B-ultrasound list to Zhao Shuang: "Look at the doctor, I only know eighteen touches, what is this 13 supersound?" ”
Li Laohei looked like he was asking for advice on the surface, and his heart was full of happiness, and his red-fruit-fruit eyes couldn't wait to tear Zhao Shuang's clothes to see through it, and said in his heart: Aren't you a chick pretending to be noble, look at how your old black brother plays with why your face is so red!
"What 13 ultrasound, this is B ultrasound!" Zhao Shuang said angrily, his eyes were full of disdain, it was terrible to be uneducated!
"O'...... It turned out to be B! Li Laohei didn't care about Zhao Shuang's disdainful eyes at all, pretending to be taught, and suddenly stared at Zhao Shuang's fair and handsome face, and smiled: "Hehe, then your B is too divided, Sister Xiaoshuang, it's all 13!" ”
"I ......" Zhao Shuang was full of low-vulgar-dirty-dirty things like Li Laohei, and he didn't react for a moment, and he wanted to explain it to Li Laohei, but he suddenly understood something in Li Laohei's yin-evil eyes, and he couldn't care about her identity as an angel in white, so he got up angrily and scolded angrily: "You...... Dead perverts! Get the hell out of here! Otherwise, I'll call the police! ”
"Hey, call the police? What are you calling the police for, Sister Xiaoshuang? Li Laohei was very satisfied with the effect of the flirtatious, and there was an indescribable pleasure in his heart.
"Catch you, get you old pervert, huh!" Zhao Shuang gritted his teeth and spat a sentence.
"You have to be responsible when you speak, oh Sister Xiaoshuang, what's wrong with your old black brother? Xiao Shuang Xiao Shuang, you are 13 years old, I also said that you seduced Lao Tzu! Li Laohei's face is not ordinarily thick, the more Zhao Shuang resists him, the more playful he becomes, as the saying goes, "people don't have a face and the world is invincible", which is used to describe Li Laohei, an old brand who pretends to be a good person.
"You...... You get out right away, I don't want to talk nonsense with you! Zhao Shuang really couldn't say the kind of dirty words that Li Laohei said just now, and trembled angrily and pointed to the door of the outpatient room with his white little finger.
Li Laohei didn't mean to leave, but sat opposite Zhao Shuang with a big grin, and continued with a wicked smile: "I just asked you about some medical knowledge, it's the B ultrasound you said, do you think this is called B?" It's 13, and if B doesn't separate, can it be 13? Truth be told, there's still something wrong! ”
"Ah...... Get lost! Old rascals! Zhao Shuang was really completely defeated by the old rascal in front of him whose skin was thicker than the city wall, and he screamed loudly to vent his anger.
"Hehe, look, it's unreasonable, it's okay, your old black brother is very generous, and he won't be as knowledgeable as Xiao Shuang's sister......" Li Laohei said and stretched out his left hand to touch Zhao Shuang's white little hand pointing at the door with trembling breath.
"You're not rolling, are you? I really called the police! Zhao Shuang saw that Li Laohei's salty pig hand reached over, and hurriedly took his white little hand back, picked up the mobile phone on the desk, and warned with a red face.
Li Laohei became even more excited when he heard this, and laughed arrogantly and approached Zhao Shuang step by step: "Haha, you report to Sister Xiaoshuang, your old black brother will accompany him to the end......"
"You...... Don't come here......" Zhao Shuang didn't expect Li Laohei to be so rampant, this is the outpatient room of the hospital in public, and he dares to do this in broad daylight, it's too arrogant, he can't help but feel a trace of fear in his heart, and he staggered back.
"Hehe, don't be afraid of Sister Xiaoshuang, my brother will love you well." Li Laohei enjoyed the original cold beauty being played with like a frightened chick by himself, which gave him an illusion of conquest, maybe it was the sperm worm that got into his head, this thing actually opened his arms and pounced on Zhao Shuangsheng: "Come on, my little Shuang baby!" ”
"Ah~" Zhao Shuang was so frightened that he instinctively closed his eyes and screamed, accompanied by Li Laohei's wail like killing a pig: "Ah...... Oops......"