Chapter 69: Elder Tang, You're Gone

Looking at the girls around him who were hungry and thirsty, staring at him with green eyes, You Yang suddenly felt that he had become Tang Seng in their eyes.

One by one, they thought about pushing themselves backwards and breaking their own places, and then shouted "Elder Tang, you will obey me!" ”

Thinking about it, You Yang felt numb all over his body, and goosebumps fell to the ground.

It's really not good, stun them, and look at themselves one by one like Tang Seng. Thinking of this, You Yang's hand quietly put into the pocket in his arms, as if he was ready to do it at any time......

However, You Yang's action, in the eyes of all the girls, has become a sign of Chi Guoguo's stripping!

Ya Butterfly, what is this for?

Could it be ...... He couldn't help himself and was ready to start?

Hey, thinking of this, the girls flooded the sea, swallowed saliva one by one, and were ready to pounce at any time, press You Yang to the ground, and give him **.

And the girl with the best figure, at the moment when You Yang put his hand in his arms, one hand wrapped around his neck, and the other hand grabbed You Yang's wrist that he put into his arms......

However, at this moment, the door suddenly opened, and the old bustard walked in with a bright face. "Big brother, I have ...... Buddha statue"

Halfway through the words, the old bustard was stunned, watching You Yang and the girl move like this, covering his mouth with one hand, and putting the Buddha statue on the table with one hand, like the proprietress of the ancient Qinglou, he said; "Big brother, man, that's how it should be. A bohemian life is what you want to do now. Isn't there a saying that says, if you don't go crazy, you'll be old! So, while you're young, take a good look at it. I'll put this Buddha statue for you, enjoy it, just take it away! ”

I rub!

Shenma is bohemian, if you don't go crazy, you will be old!

I think so, if you are crazy, chrysanthemums will bloom!

You Yang was speechless, took a step forward, directly held the Buddha statue in his arms, and said; "I'm leaving, brother, don't dare to go crazy!"

After saying that, he turned around and walked out.

Behind them, the girls who were thinking about how to push You Yang backwards, riding under the skirt, and doing eighteen kinds of martial arts were stunned.

What's going on? Could it be that the Buddha statue is more attractive than us? This person must be sick, right? Either the head is sick or the body is sick......

"What now?" The girl with the better figure asked her.

The old bustard had never encountered this situation, and pouted; "What else can I do? Isn't it bad to take money for nothing and not work? Get dressed, what should you do, what should you do? ”

You Yang walked out quickly from the inside with the Buddha statue in his arms, and as soon as he walked to the door, he saw a group of people wearing police uniforms, and they quickly rushed into the barber shop, all of them fierce.

"When the police are inspecting, no one is allowed to move." The leader was a female policeman with a grim face, and she shouted when she came in.

As her voice fell, the policemen behind her rushed over one by one. Before You Yang could react, he was already blocked by the police, and then he saw someone in the back, and there was a sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping, and the bustard and those girls were taken out one after another.

The policewoman glanced at the dress of those people with some disdain, and then shifted her gaze to You Yang. He's the only man in the shop, apparently out there to have fun. She is quite disgusted and despised for this kind of person.

The policewoman's expression was naturally seen by You Yang, and her heart was finished, this little policewoman misunderstood herself and mistook herself for that kind of man, hey!

"Take them all back to the police station!" The policewoman waved her hand, as if she didn't want to take another look, turned around and went out.

The rest of the policemen took the bustard and the girls out one by one and sent them to the police car outside.

"What are you still doing in a daze, let's go, do you still expect me to invite you!"

Seeing You Yang standing still and not moving, as if he was out of the way and had nothing to do with him, the policeman next to him shouted angrily.

You Yang was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, and stretched out his finger to point at himself; "I'm going too? It doesn't have anything to do with me, does it? You go to sweep the pornography, I'm just here to buy this Buddha statue! ”

"Do you think I'm a fool? Come here to buy Buddha statues, rub them, why don't you say that you went to the bath to buy clothes. Less nonsense, hurry up! The policeman glared at him and stretched out his hand to push You Yang.

But when he pushed like this, he found that You Yang didn't move at all, which made him a little surprised and angry, and he just wanted to push hard. You Yang suddenly asked; "Who was that policewoman just now? If I go with you, will I still see her? ”

Hearing this, the police couldn't help but 'pounce', this kid is very interesting, he is still thinking about beautiful women at this time, he really doesn't know whether he is alive or dead. "What's the matter? Want to meet our captain? Okay, when you get to the place, you'll be able to see it. ”

"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up!" Hearing this, You Yang suddenly came to his senses, greeted him, and hurriedly walked out.

The policeman was a little surprised that he suddenly became so active, and it took him a long time to react, and he was immediately depressed. I should have said that, right? One of your prostitutes is even more anxious than me, a policeman? What a thing!

Depressed and depressed, the police still followed quickly and took You Yang into the police car.

Holding the Buddha statue and getting into the police car, You Yang was not the slightest nervous or timid.

This made the police in the car look at him a few more times with some surprise, how many prostitutes are not nervous if they are caught? Although it is not a big deal to spend money to have fun these days, if you catch up with the period of the strike hard, fines are inevitable, and you will have to squat for a few days if you don't do it well.

How many are as calm as You Yang? Even...... and desperately drilled into the police station, isn't this funny? I think it is!

Moreover, along the way, he even urged the driver to drive quickly from time to time, which was even more anxious than the policemen of them.

When he arrived at the police station, You Yang was taken aside and squatted, although his tone was disgusted and his movements were rude, You Yang didn't take it to heart. Seeing that the old bustard and those girls were brought into the audit room next to him, You Yang didn't pay much attention to it, just looked around, and seemed to be very curious about this place.

Syllable!

The chair was vigorously moved with a crisp sound, and then a female ** Ma Jindao sat down, slapped the table with her hand, and glared at You Yang.

You Yang took a look and saw that it was the female policeman just now.

Before, he was just in a hurry, but now face to face, You Yang found that the police chief was very beautiful. The facial features are delicate and pretty, the skin is white and tender, and the figure is slender, especially the police uniform worn on the body, which adds a bit of the temperament of a woman who does not let her eyebrows go.

The chest is warped, although it does not break out of the cocoon, but it makes people want to find out.

What a beautiful policewoman!

"95 points, plus this police uniform is more of a uniform temptation, plus five points!" You Yang muttered to himself, his eyes constantly looking at the policewoman's body.

"Look at it, look for death!"

The policewoman didn't expect this kid to be so bold, and he dared to look at herself so shamelessly here, snorted coldly, and scolded coldly.

"The eyes are on me, and I can see them when I want. How? Is it also illegal? You Yang didn't expect this police flower to have such a big temper, so he immediately replied.

The police flower's original name was Zhou Yanni, her father was the deputy director of the Public Security Bureau, and she was also known for her barbarism and domineering in the police station.

When Zhou Yanni heard this, she immediately felt angry, and looked at me with that kind of obscene eyes, are you still reasonable? Suppressing his anger, he shouted coldly; "Less nonsense, names!"

"You Yang."

"You Yang, hum, what a cheesy name. Age? Zhou Yanni said disdainfully, and then asked.

“19。”

“19?” Zhou Yanni raised her eyebrows and said with a sneer and disgust; "You went to prostitution when you were only 19 years old? And once you look for a group, you can really do it? As a man, going to that kind of place is dirty enough, and looking for so much, don't you know what shame is? Do you still want to be shameless? ”

Zhou Yanni usually hates this kind of man the most, and thinking about it makes her feel evil. This nasty guy in front of her made her even more disgusting, only 19 years old, and she didn't even have any hair, so she went to find 'chickens', and she was looking for a special group, disgusting, dirty, shameless......

"Hey, who said I went looking for the 'chickens'? I'm here to buy this Buddha statue. The words and thoughts of the policewoman made You Yang feel very angry, is Lao Tzu such a visionless person? Putting the Buddha statue on the table with a snap, You Yang said angrily; "See? This is the Buddha statue!! ”

You Yang's words not only did not make Zhou Yanni understand, but even more disdainful: "You treat me as a three-year-old child? If you go to that kind of place to buy a Buddha statue, why don't you say go to the incense and make a wish? You can think of such a ridiculous excuse? It seems that you are not only dirty, but even stupid! ”

These words made You Yang angry, and he originally came here to clarify himself, and took a look at this policewoman by the way. This Nima's, I didn't expect this guy to be even more savage than Li Ziyue, and his temper is even bigger.

Angry, really angry. My aunt can bear it, but my uncle can't bear it!

Did I provoke you, or did I rape you? Everything is aimed at me? Besides, does Lao Tzu still use strong x you? So many beauties are looking for me, should I send you one?

It must be her endocrine disorder and early menopause!

Immediately, You Yang turned his vitality into his eyes to see what this Nizi was thinking, but suddenly, he felt a trace of vitality fluctuation from her......

This made You Yang stunned.

What's going on?

Why do you take two steps casually today, and you meet something, or person, all have vitality?

After hesitating for a moment, You Yang's eyes continued to scan Zhou Yanni's entire body, and he was suddenly attracted by the talisman around her neck. That's right, it is from this talisman that the vitality fluctuations emanate.

"Speechless, speechless, empty-hearted?" Seeing that You Yang was speechless when asked by herself, Zhou Yanni was even more disdainful while being proud.