Speaking of the Lord of the Stove, he is a bit the same as the Land Lord, he is a god who is suspended at the grassroots level, and he is often mentioned and not highly recognizable. However, on the twenty-third day of the lunar month is an exception, according to the traditional saying that this is the day when the god of the stove goes to heaven to report on his work, he has been working for a year in the world, and he has seen the good and the bad go up to summarize and report to the leader, so the old man who is particular about this day is to worship the statue of the god of the stove.

The doll asked the god of the stove, "Didn't you go back to heaven yesterday?" ”

The god of the stove said embarrassedly: "It's a bit of a mess and delayed." ”

Lu Dongbin said roundly: "It's a routine business trip, it's not a matter of being a day or two late." "It seems that Binge and the Stove God have a good personal relationship, and they are both masters who spend a lot of time in the world, so they spend more time together.

I whispered to the doll, "Does the god of the stove have it in every household or just one?" ”

Unexpectedly, the god of the stove had already heard it, and said with a smile: "This place is me, there are so many of you, it is unrealistic for each family to have one, you buy a car under the control of the traffic police, but not every car is issued a traffic policeman, isn't it?" ”

I scratched my head and said, "You usually stay in the human stove?" ”

The god of the stove waved his hand: "It's okay, it's mostly gas stoves now, how thin do I have to stay in the stove?" ”

Lu Dongbin explained to me: "That is, the form of walking. ”

I was deflated and said, "So you don't necessarily know what everyone eats at every meal?" ”

The god of the stove laughed and said: "I want the Tianyi to see what you cook in your stove, don't you think it's terrifying - but I know which restaurant is delicious and the ingredients are not particular." ”

I grabbed the hand of the god of the stove and said, "You must make a list for me!" ”

The god of the stove smiled: "In the future, when I come back, we will have time to get together." ”

Lu Dongbin said: "Isn't this Brother Stove King going back to Heaven, I was thinking that you might have any news for him to bring it, so I took him here." ”

Li Jing and Yang Jian said in unison: "It's so timely!" ”

The doll said, "We're having a headache about who to get back to report the news." ”

I asked, "How can the Lord of the Stove go back?" ”

Stove God said: "Because my position has to be reported every year, so there is a special channel." ”

Yang Jian said: "That's the best-Brother Stove Wang, listen well, what I say next is very important, please be sure to convey it to the person who is now in charge of the overall situation after you go up." ”

The god of the stove said solemnly: "Erlang God, please speak." ”

Yang Jian said: "The demon clan has made a big move to the lower realm, their strategic focus has been shifted to the bottom, they have the Kyushu Ding in their hands to absorb the love coin, since Su Daji and below, there are masters such as the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage, Li Tianwang and I are unable to support it alone, please send reinforcements quickly!" ”

The Stove God was dumbfounded and said, "Is the situation in the Nether already so bad? ”

Li Jing sighed and said: "People want the god of the stove to 'say good things to heaven', but I'm afraid it won't work this time." ”

The god of the stove hurriedly said: "I'll leave now!" ”

I apologized: "It's easy for the prince to come home, and I didn't invite a meal." ”

The god of the stove waved his hand and said, "It's not bad, wait for me to come back and cook it myself for you to taste my craftsmanship." ”

I said eagerly, "You must be familiar with the God of Food, right?" ”

"Cut, the God of Food's cooking may not be delicious, he is in charge of this mouth, and the director of the post office must be fast to deliver the express?"

The god of the stove hurried away.

Late at night, when the last bit of heat in the room had dissipated, I found a thick quilt from the cupboard for everyone, and because the wolves were too many and there was little meat, the doll and I had to cover a large quilt with a dragon and a phoenix - that my mother was going to use for my wedding.

The doll slipped into the quilt in a single dress, and her eyes followed me with a trickle of water.

"What are you looking at?" I asked.

The doll said: "I'm thinking, if we met in ancient times, then if I want to stay in the world in the future, I can only marry you, what a sin it was to sleep in a bed at that time!" ”

I laughed and said: "Don't say it, this quilt is what I am going to use to get married, and I must not let my wife know that there is still such a number one as you, the times are different, men are already a vulnerable group, and women have someone to ask for no matter who they have been in the quilt." I asked her, "By the way, where are you going to go when the things of the world are done?" ”

The doll twisted around and said, "I don't know, maybe I will become a rag doll again when I wake up." ”

I cautiously slipped into the other side of the quilt and said, "I think it's better for you to become a rag doll." ”

"What's wrong?" The doll asked, opening her ears.

"Save the place!" I turned off the lights.

The next morning I almost woke up from freezing, there was still no heat in the room, people were sleeping in clothes and it was too warm, the doll was still sleeping soundly, and the upper body subconsciously leaned over. I tiptoed out of the bedroom, turned out the heating card and called the phone above, I thought that the temporary shutdown of the heating might be a maintenance or something, but I didn't expect to see the recovery for a long time, I asked the other party in a bad voice, and the other party was obviously numb by a similar question, and answered me without any emotion: "There is no heating in most places in the city now." ”

"Why?"

"The heating pipes in many places have been damaged, and we are repairing them, and it's useless for you to shout-" The other party sneezed and said, "We're cold here!" ”

I was speechless, so I could only carry an electric radiator from the top of the cabinet and plug it in, wrap myself in my coat and wait for it to heat up.

At this time, Lin Hai's call came, and he asked me, "Did your cousin still hold a dog when he was gone?" ”

I suddenly exclaimed, "Yes, you found him?" "Others rushed around me when I made such a noise.

Lin Haidao: "I adjusted some surveillance video, and I can only say that I saw him, and I can't say where he is now." ”

Li Jing said on the side: "Ask him where he is!" ”

Lin Haidao: "I'm downstairs at your house, can I go up now?" ”

"Come up!" Li Jing hurriedly said.

I hung up the phone, glanced at Liu Xiaoliu and said, "Lin Hai, this is a drunkard, not drinking." If it weren't for seeing Liu Xiaoliu, he wouldn't have run over.

Liu Xiaoliu said nervously: "Should I see him?" ”

The doll said: "I still say the same thing, sooner or later there will be an explanation for the matter between you." ”

Li Jing said: "Then you have to wait for him to explain Nezha's affairs before you appear, otherwise what if he gets excited?" ”

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Then I'll hide first?" ”

I said helplessly: "Hide a fart, can he recognize you now?" ”

While speaking, Lin Hai was already knocking on the door outside: "Xiaoqiang, it's me!" As soon as he entered the door, he looked around first, and couldn't help but say, "Isn't Xiaoliu here?" ”

In fact, Liu Xiaoliu was sitting on the sofa, and Lin Hai's gaze stayed on her for a moment, but finally drifted over.

I said, "I'll let you see Xiaoliu later, and I'll talk about my cousin first." ”

Li Jing hurriedly said, "Where did you see him?" ”

Lin Hai took out his mobile phone and flipped out a video and said: "This was filmed at an ATM near the film studio, you can confirm whether this is Li Xiaozha first?" ”

We put our heads together to watch, as soon as the video opened, Liu Xiaoliu's face that had not yet been covered with a mask suddenly popped out and giggled, the location was in a place similar to a park, we were collectively frightened and jumped out of the circle......

Lin Hai blushed and said, "I'm sorry to make a mistake." He opened another video, and the harsh footage of the surveillance video flashed out, presumably a remake of it.

In the video, Nezha walked quickly into the surveillance area with Pippi, and then looked around vigilantly, and we all clenched our fists, and then a gray car stopped next to the ATM, and Nezha quickly got into the back seat, and the car drove away quickly. End of video.

Yang Jian gritted his teeth and said, "I knew that he had a premeditated plan!" ”

Li Jing's face was pale and he didn't say a word.

Lin Hai was puzzled: "What do you mean?" Judging from the video, he should not be in danger, nor was he coerced. ”

Yang Jian sneered: "This is the problem. ”

I asked Lin Hai: "Can you find out the information of that car?" ”

Lin Haidao: "The video is too blurry, and there are obstructions, and the license plate information is incomplete. ”

Li Jing sat down and said, "That's it, I don't have anything to say now." Judging from the video, Nezha had planned an escape route early in the morning, there was an agreed place, and there were people who came to answer, so it can basically be concluded that he was colluding with the demons.

Lin Hai became more and more puzzled: "Hasn't Li Xiaozha come back yet?" Do you want to call the police? ”

I waved my hand and said, "This matter has come to an end, it was a misunderstanding." ”

Lin Hai hurriedly said: "Then can you let me see Xiaoliu now?" ”

I pointed to Liu Xiaoliu on the sofa: "She's there!" ”