Chapter 161: Two Cohabiting Men
However, no matter how unpleasant Chaotianjiao looked at Su Xue, in front of Wang Hanbo, she still had to pretend to be knowledgeable.
Su Xue and Wang Hanbo were invited to the room by Chaotianjiao, and Liu Xiaoxiao, who was sleeping on the bed, frowned dissatisfiedly at Chaotianjiao, and did not greet Su Xue and Wang Hanbo, and continued to sleep in the previous life.
"I'm sorry to bother you so late, may I ask, is Wang Stupid back?" After Wang Hanbo and Chaotian Jiao were polite, they asked directly.
"Nope." Chao Tianjiao kept looking at Su Xue, guessing the relationship between her and Wang Hanbo.
"Is Shi Xiaobao still there?"
"It's still there, he's been mysterious all day, and he doesn't know what to do." When it comes to Shi Xiaobao, Chaotian Jiao is angry.
"I'm having trouble and need his help, can you call him for me?" Wang Hanbo was polite throughout.
"Oh......"
Chaotian Jiao is submissive, she is a little afraid of the fierce Shi Xiaobao, she always feels that Shi Xiaobao is not a good person.
However, Chaotianjiao had no resistance to the gentle Wang Hanbo, so he could only knock on Shi Xiaobao's people.
The sunshade curtains in the room were drawn, but the light could be vaguely seen inside the crack of the door, and there was a "creaking" sound inside, Shi Xiaobao should not have slept yet.
"Knock knock knock......" Chao Tianjiao glanced back at the tall Wang Hanbo, and his nervous mood was better.
"Who?" Shi Xiaobao's panting voice sounded in the room, and his voice was a little impatient.
"I ......," Chao Tianjiao replied weakly.
"What are you doing in the middle of the night?" Shi Xiaobao's strange voice came from inside the room.
"Someone is looking for you."
"Oh...... Here it comes. ”
The door opened, and Shi Xiaobao, who was wearing a pair of pants, stood at the door, holding a ball of tissues in his hand and rubbing his hands.
"Hello, Wang Hanbo, Wang Stupid's cousin." Wang Hanbo stretched out his hand politely.
"Wang's stupid cousin?" Shi Xiaobao stretched out his hand to hold Wang Hanbo's hand, looking surprised, you know, he had never heard of Wang Du's relatives. In Shi Xiaobao's memory, Wang Du is a single mother.
"Yes, cousin, if it's a fake...... This is ......" Wang Hanbo withdrew his hand, feeling that his palm was sticky, and he immediately frowned.
"Ah...... It's okay, it's okay, just rub it. Shi Xiaobao hurriedly handed the tissue in his hand to Wang Hanbo, and enthusiastically let Wang Hanbo in.
Su Xue followed Wang Hanbo in, looking at this house curiously, it was her first time here.
Chaotian Jiao didn't want to stay in this room full of instant noodles for a long time, but her Prince Charming, Wang Hanbo, was still here, so she had to stand aside with her cheeks.
"It's late, you can rest early, thank you."
"Oh......" What made Chaotianjiao vomit blood was that Wang Hanbo actually asked her to go back directly, so he had to go back to his room to sleep in a huff.
After Chaotianjiao left, Wang Hanbo threw the sticky paper towel into the stinking trash can and walked to the back.
"What are you doing?" As if he had been pricked by a needle, Shi Xiaobao jumped in front of Wang Hanbo to block it.
"Wash your hands!" Wang Hanbo looked at Shi Xiaobao with a puzzled expression, he didn't understand why Shi Xiaobao was so excited.
"You wait, wait......"
Shi Xiaobao laughed a few times, bent down and began to toss on the wall and ground.
Rao is Wang Hanbo is well-informed, and when he saw the trap that Shi Xiaobao removed, his scalp was also numb. It seems that the information about Shi Xiaobao is not very accurate, you know, there is no mention in the intelligence that Shi Xiaobao knows how to set traps.
"That's it."
After being busy for more than ten minutes, Shi Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief.
"What if you go to the toilet yourself?" Wang Hanbo washed his hands and asked.
"Trumpets can be solved here." Shi Xiaobao pointed to a row of mineral water bottles next to the bed.
"Where's the tuba?" Looking at the row of cloudy mineral water bottles, Wang Hanbo felt nauseous, but his strong curiosity made him can't help but continue to ask.
"The tuba is generally held until the day to go to KFC, which not only saves water, but also does not need to bring paper towels." Shi Xiaobao said with a smug face.
"You're so talented!"
Wang Hanbo and Su Xue glanced at each other, with a wry smile on their faces.
As the so-called black is close to ink, and red is close to Zhu, this Shi Xiaobao is a good brother of Wang Stupid, and Wang Stupid's virtue can also be seen.
"I'm Wang Stupid's cousin......"
"I know, just like you, anyone who knows Wang Du knows that you are relatives." Shi Xiaobao took out two bottles of mineral water from under the bed, unscrewed them and handed them to Wang Hanbo and Su Xue.
Wang Hanbo and Su Xue were really a little thirsty, but thinking of the row of turbid things at the head of the bed and Shi Xiaobao's dirty hands, they wouldn't drink if they killed them.
"I want to be here...... ......"Wang Hanbo suddenly realized that staying here for two days would be a huge challenge.
"You are Wang Stupid's brother, that is, my brother, if there is any difficulty, just say it, as long as Brother Bao has a bite to eat, he will not starve you!" Shi Xiaobao patted his chest with a righteous face, took out a pile of bits and pieces of banknotes from under the pillow, picked out a few large ones and stuffed them on Wang Hanbo's body.
"Ahem...... I...... I have money...... I just don't have a place to live for the time being......" Wang Hanbo was caught off guard by Shi Xiaobao's enthusiasm, and repeatedly dodged Shi Xiaobao's sticky hands.
"Don't have a place to live? It's not a big problem to sleep the two of us in this bed, but, with your horse...... However, I can sleep on the ground......" Shi Xiaobao glanced at Su Xue, and then at the bed that was not wide, his face first showed embarrassment, and then, he smiled obscenely.
"She's not going to live here." Wang Hanbo hurriedly explained: "Moreover, she is Wang's stupid horse, not my horse...... It's not a horse, it's a woman......"
"Wow...... Are you the king's stupid horse? Shi Xiaobao suddenly jumped in front of Su Xue and looked Su Xue up and down with an exaggerated expression.
"I ......" Su Xue's face turned red, and she didn't know how to answer.
"Hey, the good cabbage has been arched by pigs, Wang Stupid, that idiot is so good, women have changed again and again, Brother Bao, I am still a virgin...... Woo woo...... "Shi Xiaobao wailed with injustice on his face.
"Virgin ......"
Wang Hanbo subconsciously glanced at the paper towels full of baskets under the head of the bed.
At this time, Su Xue's face was already flushed.
Su Xue is a wealthy lady, she has received a strict education since she was a child, she is knowledgeable, and most of the people she knows are as gentle and elegant as Wang Hanbo, and people like Shi Xiaobao are really not easy to meet.
In fact, it's not just Su Xue, the girl, who is messed up, but Wang Hanbo also has a feeling of powerlessness, he can't figure out why that third-rate killer would accept someone like Shi Xiaobao as an apprentice, after all, a third-rate killer is also a killer, after the third-rate, there are fourth-rate, fifth-rate, sixth-rate, seventh-rate, eight-rate, and nine-rate, counting it, the third-rate is actually very powerful, if you want to accept an apprentice, you can receive a good apprentice casually.
In Wang Hanbo's opinion, Shi Xiaobao in front of him really didn't have the consciousness of a killer.
Of course, Shi Xiaobao didn't know that the polite young man in front of him had already found out his roots, otherwise, he would still not be so calm.
In Shi Xiaobao's eyes, Wang Hanbo is a poor bastard who defected to his relatives, because Wang Hanbo at this time can be said to be a bit of a wolf, not only has stains on his face, but also a brand-name suit has become wrinkled when he escaped, and he looks very wolf.
"I'll go first." Su Xue didn't dare to stay for a long time, and hurriedly said goodbye.
"Let's go, fairy sister, you must introduce a girlfriend to Xiaobao, Xiaobao's sexual happiness for the rest of his life depends on you."
Shi Xiaobao diligently sent Su Xue to the door.
Tar someone with the same brush!
When Su Xue left, she suddenly remembered the idiom "a raccoon dog".
Wang Hanbo stayed.
Shi Xiaobao once lived with Wang Stupid for a few days, and the two were at peace, because the two not only wanted to be close in temperament, but also had the same living habits.
However, Wang Hanbo is different.
Wang Hanbo is very particular, although he has not yet reached the point of cleanliness, but he can't tolerate some of Shi Xiaobao's bad habits.
Then, three times in the middle of the night, the following scene appeared.
Wang Hanbo took off his coat and began to clean up the garbage everywhere, and by the way, he also put a row of mineral water bottles filled with muddy things into garbage bags.
After cleaning up the garbage that could be cleaned up, Wang Hanbo knocked on the door next door, woke up the confused Chaotian Pepper, and borrowed a mop, because there was no mop in Wang Fool's room at all.
After borrowing a mop, Wang Hanbo dragged the inside and out seven or eight times, and then thoroughly washed the bathroom, and when he got these done, the sky was already slightly bright.
Just when Wang Hanbo was busy, Shi Xiaobao was sleeping soundly.
As soon as it was dawn, Shi Xiaobao got up.
"Damn, you still don't let people live?!" Looking at the spotless surroundings, Shi Xiaobao felt uncomfortable.
"Questions?" Wang Hanbo, who was tired and sweating profusely, was stunned.
"That's a big problem...... Never mind...... Brother Bao still has something to do, so I'm too lazy to bother with you...... Hey, it's not easy, there's one more mouth. ”
"Why are you out so early?"
"The early worms are eaten by the birds!"
Shi Xiaobao smiled, closed the door and left in a chic manner.
"Early Bug ......"
Wang Hanbo knows Shi Xiaobao's details, but he thinks that Shi Xiaobao has been a killer for a few months, and his vision should be higher, and he should not do anything about stealing chickens and dogs, but looking at the situation, things are not what he thinks at all, Shi Xiaobao has returned to his old business.
Shi Xiaobao went out to look for food without mentioning it, saying that Wang was stupid who was still in Kyoto.
In the past two days, Wang Du, who eats and lives in Ding's house, has been very busy, in addition to eating and sleeping, he has been following Ding Lao Feng all day long to learn to identify medicinal materials.
Of course, Wang Du also paid a lot, and he told the two old pharmacists some of the ancient prescriptions he knew without reservation. What Wang Du told was only a prescription, and it did not include some talisman spells.
For the two pharmacists, the talisman spell didn't make much sense, the prescription was the point, after all, they were not cultivators.
Wang Du's understanding of medicinal materials is basically equal to zero, but this is not difficult for him, because he has reached the realm of gathering spirits in the swirling light.